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>female roomate went out to go to a party tonight >knew
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>female roomate went out to go to a party tonight
>knew I was staying home aloneas always
>asked me to move her clothes from the washer to the dryer when they finished
>10 minutes left
Give me strength bros
Im trying really hard not to perv on her :/
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so just wash them after you're done with them, obviously you have access to a washing machine and a dryer

or don't wash them and see if she ends up with a mystery baby 9 months down the road :^)
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>>27591140
Cum in one of her panties and post pics
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>>27591140

post pics of roommate so we know what level of pain you are in
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Yeah, Jesus Christ. I need to see the roommate AND the unmentionables in mention.
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>>27591195
Who the fuck called her cute? Why do I have the feeling it was an r9k sperglord?
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>>27591253

I doubt anyone ever called her cute, and certainly not to the point where it became "intolerable". Pretty sure they just recycled the signs for every black girl that came along.
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>>27591195
Is she a lesbian?
I think I found a perfect match
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>>27591195
>>27591273
I bet the black girls who are actually cute and actually get told that are happy about it.
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>>27591315
>black girls who are actually cute
u wot m8?
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>>27591315

Yeah, and these two are mad because they know the Chad who said it was just making fun of them. Kek.
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>Female roommate

Please tell me you blow a load in her coffee every morning.
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>>27591357
>I should never have to take the blame for anything
That picture is the reason I want to start a genocide
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>>27591361
we've been friends since freshman year of college and Im a senior now

last year I set her up with a Chad friend of mine and had to listen to them fuck every day till they broke up 4 months later
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>>27591391

I think she was talking about her face

>>27591398

more like got to listen to them fuck, i hope you recorded it and put it on the internet for strangers to watch
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>>27591253
>Who the fuck called her cute?
No one?
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>>27591422
>>27591422
>i hope you recorded it and put it on the internet for strangers to watch
I was too busy crying :(
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>>27591447

fucking manlet no wonder you can't even jerk off to wet laundry

you disgust me
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>>27591482
DON'T FUCKING ACCEPT THE DRINK THEN!
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>>27591532

oh so now it's the woman's fault for accepting the drink?

stop victim-blaming Anon, it's 2016.
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>>27591532

don't make an offer if you expect something more than what you explicitly say.

if you say "can i buy you a drink?" literally all that means is "can i purchase a beverage for your consumption?"
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>>27591532
tbqh if you're so kucked you buy girls drinks like that, you deserve to get told you're a beta loser, because you are

this >>27591868
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>>27591447
So let me get this straight? You are the one who set this girl up with your chad friend and then you cry about it? Does chad have you so scared of him that he makes you give him your women? Are you really this big of a retarded bitch?
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>>27592012
she asked me to introduce her to him, then I always just invited her along when I was DDing Chad to and from parties, driving was the only way I could get invited to the parties
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>>27592078
>hey little robot drive me to this party maybe ill let you see a tit
>ye.... yes..... chad

>hey creepy robot roomate introduce me to your hot friend
>su... sure Stacey anything for you
> not just lying to stacey and saying your chad friend is a womanizer/pedophile so you dont have to hear him fuck her silly
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>>27592151
> saying your chad friend is a womanizer
That just makes her like him MORE, its a social Q that he is hot, women literally have no preferences for men and just base them around what OTHER women think
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>>27592174
Besides the point. Either way he could of just told stacey he was a piece of shit in some way or another but instead her just did what they asked him to do.
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