I want a girlfriend that looks like this.
I will not die happy unless I have experienced my penis enter the body of a beautiful woman.
What can I do? I don't have social skills or money.
>>27590319
Get money, it's easier to get than social skills and negates the need for them.
You aren't cut out for a gf little guy, I'll take care of her for you
>>27590319
just save your pennies, eventually you will have enough money for a young prostitute
>>27590319
>wanting to fuck a vapid stacey who'd be too arrogant to do anything fun in bed and dump you for not having enough friends on facebook
>""""robot""""" wont be happy unless they get to fuck 9/10 gf
I wish this board would go back to the graveyard because it's obviously infested with edgy normie teenagers
pls get off our seckret pre-wizard clubhouse
my girlfriend looks like this
not even memeing
if you're not a social person then you'll likely be exhausted dating someone. fantasizing is better.
>>27590603
Are you also a fan of Alexis Ren? Pleased to meet you senpai.
>tfw you start to realize that your idea of average looking female has been twisted from the start and your standards have been way above your level
>>27590666
Nice to meet you too Alexis Ren senpai. Nice trips!
>>27590771
Alexis Ren and her boyfriend live a life of paradise. Do you get jealous of their lifestyle and the perfect images and memories they create? Or do you just admire them from afar?
>>27590846
I admit he's not bad looking and Alexis is very pretty. But I've done a little traveling and I hate it. I pretty much hate anything but being home alone on the computer. Others can soak up sun if they want to.
>>27590319
Work your way up, make money, talk more. At your current state, you can't and will never get her. You don't deserve her. You're just another piece of shit like everyone else. There are currently millions of men who would be a better suitor for her. Become part of that million.
>>27590947
How would you spend an afternoon with Alexis?
>>27590989
spend the whole afternoon in the bathtub. you?
>>27591072
Cum at least 5 times on her, then spread and rub the cum onto every inch of her body and her face.
>>27590319
you can always kill yourself anon
>>27591132
it kind of seems like it'd be better to cum in her mouth, have her suck the rest out, and then she kisses your dick. rather than rubbing your cum all over her. but to each their own friend.
