i am off to a wedding, do you think i have a chance of scoring or i just look to beta
>>27589481
try sweeping your hair the other way.
>>27589481
There's always a chance of scoring at weddings, girls end up drunk af phamalam
>>27589481
Button the shirt all the way up and fix your tie. You tied it way too loose. You can loosen it and unbotton the top button once the wedding has been going for awhile and you've gotten some booze in you.
>>27589481
Get a more formal tie, buzzcut (you're balding), button your top button.
Smile. Be polite. Put others first.
When Stacy says something, let her talk, because that's all people want to do, tell others how good they are, so remember to nod your head and just get past the introductions smoothly.
Make that hair black and you look like Billie Joe Armstrong.
i fixed my hair but didn`t change it too much because i almost have to go and i don`t want to mess it
>>27589481
that suit is big on you am i right
>>27589632
TOP BUTTON.
CHANGE TIE.
CANNOT SEE YOUR TROUSERS OR SHOES BUT YOU BETTER NOT BE WEARING SNEAKERS.
>>27589632
straighten your tie
>>27589640
I like it, I think he's got good lapel width and the jacket length is probably acceptable.
I can't see the pants or the shoes so I can't make a decision there.
>>27589481
Son of Trump
>>27589680
bottoms, i fixed my tie senpai, by the way i wanna score a second cousin
>>27589715
You'll be alright, we've got to remember that the average person isn't going to look over your suit like they're from /fa/ or anything.
>>27589715
undo the bottom button, never wear the bottom button on a suit
>>27589680
hi reviewbrah did you get that job
>>27589776
I never applied for a job, I saw that thread too but it was just someone calling the OP out as Reviewbrah that caused that confusion.
I'm still just sitting here reviewing the usual.
>>27589481
I'm sure it's not hard to get laid being a scummy but effective Albuquerque lawyer.
You look like you're going to get drunk and molest someone.
>>27589762
>>27589715
>undo bottom button
always
>>27589481
I think you're pretty qt. If I was at the wedding, I would talk to you (only if you approached me first, though).
>>27589481
stop making that duckface. smile a little. it won't kill you.
and as some have mentioned, never fasten the bottom button
>>27589481
I wouldnt consider rape scoring but ya I think you could get away with it
