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Could normies last a year in our shoes? A month even?
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Could normies last a year in our shoes? A month even?
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No, which is why you never find any actual normies that become robots. You kind of have to have certain characteristics that predetermine your chances of becoming a failed normie at best or a robot at worst.
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I'd love for a normie to take over my body for a year.
When I come back I'd have a killer life no doubt.

I wonder when there will be a job for people to play you like a video game someday...
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>samefagging this hard
Reality has it such that making friends is easy .
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>>27588374
No, they couldn't. They would probably pussy out and go make friends, get a gf and get a job.

Wimps.
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>>27588374
Are you white and living in the first world? then yes, I would be happy to be in your shoes, I wouldn't be whining like a little bitch
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>>27588374
I did 5 years in your shoes sped.
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>becoming a failed normie at best or a robot at worst.
Wh-what's a failed normie?

I was a friendless robot. Then I got friends, but I'm still a kissless virgin. Does that make me a failed normie?
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Went all through middle school and half of high school in your shoes. Stop being an antisocial faggot and talk to people.
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>>27588664
Stop being a social faggot and stop talking to people
:^)
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>>27588589
The "poor people could do what rich white men do" memer is at it again.

Being blissfully ignorant laying in shit is better than being aware of the 1st world laughing at you.
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>>27588779
No it's not.
Please tell me more about how "hard" is your life with the government literally giving you money for being a failure
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>>27588664
t. normal person that never had problems and thinks everyother neet is the same
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>>27588664
Try it after school. There's a massive difference.
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>>27588824
I'm not on neetbux

Please tell me more about how "hard" is your life with the government literally giving you internet, care packages for animal kill streaks and being dark skinned.

It's not hard keeping afloat in a dry river, Abu.
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>>27588945
I don't receive any care package of any kind. Internet? haha don't make me laugh, where in the world the government gives you internet? certainly not here
You don't have any arguments, whit boy, just go back to your privileged life, stop crying and something with it
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>>27588824
>has internet and bitches about Americlaps
>n-no you're just spoiled
>wahhh fuck you whitey 3,000 years ago in my vast jungle I WUZ a king feel bad for me

kek, labor is harder than pitching dirt water friend. Your "survival" bar is irrelevant.
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>>27588419
I was a normie in middle school
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>>27589073
Nice strawman.
No problem man, just keep whining, I'm sure that would help your "shitty" life
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>>27588374
The thought actually pleases me greatly
>normalfag takes over
>in shock
>gradually learns about my situation
>in his normalfag arrogance thinks that I'm just a pathetic loser, starts back on the road to normaldom
>gradually gets fucked by mental disease
>loses all hope
>an hiros
Thank you OP I will go to sleep tonight with a even more self pity than usual
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>>27588924
This tbqhwy senpai and sengals.

Think about it, if you're in school you have plenty opportunities to approach people and make friends without seeming like a total weirdo. It's a great excuse to eat with people, walk home with them etc.

Without school, the only thing that really comes close is talking to your co-workers at a job, and obviously a NEET is too anxious to step foot out of his house never mind get a job.

The average NEET has no opportunities to meet new people, and with each year that the NEET misses out on interaction, the worse they get at it, meaning it gets harder the longer you're NEET.

It's not as simple as "just talk to people lol" because then you're branded a creep who accosts people in public places.
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>>27588589
Mental disease will fuck your shit up mang, be wary of what you wish for.
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>>27589127
he's right you know

you're essentially arguing living in a vast world of nothing is harder than being mentally handicapped and the world hates you for being born because "muh instincts to live".

Ignorance is truly bliss.
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>>27589183
Can confirm. I was valedictorian in HS (it was tiny, I lucked out I feel) but when I went to uni? When I was in the smallest res, in what was considered the most close knit res? Nobody knew me, nobody cared. Where did it all go so wrong? The floor DA knew I was lonely, and planned a baking event to help me make friends. But guess what? She FORGOT to invite me. HOW WHAT? After HS is when you learn of you're really a robot or not, that 18 age limit is there for a reason ya know
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>>27589346
try being mentally handicapped in a vast world of nothing
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>>27588374
If a normie was magically transported into your body they would turn your shit life around in a month or two at most.

You're a failure because of your own actions.
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>>27589417
but whats wrong with that? you're not judged for it and can sperg 24/7.
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>>27589455
This
A normie would reverse the situation, would make friends, connections, get a job, etc
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>>27589370
Your life is pathetic because you made it that way. No one to blame but yourself.
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>>27589455
That's not how it works, you're living in a NEETS life. You don't get to walk around with confidence dipshit.

You'll live in your room and suffer.
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>>27589482
I mean the first thing a normie would do is shower and clean their new bodies room/house. That alone would be a bigger step than most of the failures on here are willing to take.

They'd get rid of all the autistic garbage you've collected and use those "disability" cheques to redecorate the place into something livable and presentable. Haircut, new clothing, gym membership, food that isn't just disgusting microwave-ready grease. It's so fucking EASY to turn it all around but none of these failures want to.

Treating yourself with dignity and respect is the simplest thing ever. The rest follows.
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>>27589455
>>27589482
>>27589510
I'm fucking dying of laughter

"I'll change my life around!" No you won't morons, you're subjected to torture and no social life. Walking up to girls and getting arrested won't better your NEW life.
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I've been thinking about this...

They would try and gain publicity.
Look at the normies that get 90% of their Chad/ Stacy skin burnt off by a house fire, or after an acid attack.
They make a movement out of it, gaining momentum with the support of reddit knights and other chads and stacy's looking to bump their ego. They're mentally insane, regardless of how they look they will shoot for the stars and their ego will be the rocketship.
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>>27589455
>>27589482
It is comforting to think that, but realize that all of us basically were proto-normies who followed the standard route without preconception but it failed and we became robots. All a normie would do is do what we did long ago and then probably also fail. The one thing the normie has going when they take over our body is untarnished hope and faith
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>>27589495
Huh really? I'll take a look at it. Not sure how I could have been able to make the DA not forget I exist but if others can then I can to right? If people keep saying that to me it must be true. Thank ks for the advice anon
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>>27589565
Wow you really are a delusional retard. I take happiness in the fact you will die alone and miserable, having no one else to blame but yourself.
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>>27589510
Oh so you're asking if a normie would be able to handle needing to experience the way you fail at life?

No, of course not. If they were imprisoned inside your fucked up decisions they would go insane.

But if they had control of their new body they would turn it all around in a month. Just because you lack the courage to turn your trash-heap of a life around into something respectable and presentable doesn't mean it's impossible. You're just weak, worthless and take solace in your failures. That doesn't mean you couldn't fix the state you're in, you just don't want to because you're comfy being worthless.

A normie would fix it all as soon as possible.
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>>27589565
>I'm fucking dying of laughter

No you aren't. You haven't laughed sincerely in years.
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>>27589635
>he thinks its a just world
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>>27589602
I don't believe you at all. You reached a point where you realized it was easier for you to give up than to actually build a life. You let yourself collapse into failure because it was comfortable, not because success was impossible.
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>>27589562
>Haircut, new clothing, gym membership
>normalfags are this unaware

pottery folks
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>>27589635
>But if they had control of their new body they would turn it all around in a month

that's not the question, chad. you've already admitted you wouldn't last outside easymode.
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>>27589676
Robots are this far gone they think it isn't the first step to rebuilding their lives.

Fix yourself, show yourself some respect and love and the rest will follow easily.

I'm an ugly sack of shit from a fucked up family life filled with incest, alcoholism and poverty and right now I'm doing fucking great. Working an alright job, married and a baby on the way.

You are failing because you quit at life. Not because it was impossible.
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>>27589455
I have a facial deformity, am short, have small weak body, bad teeth, weak voice, speech impediment and a ton more. You are a delusional piece of shit. You would not last a die in my shoes.
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>>27589721
You're so far gone that you can't understand how fucking easy it is for you to turn it around. It's horrifying for me. Your life is a nightmare you chain yourself to.

It would be so fucking simple to fix yourself but you never will. I just pray that when you die alone you take no one with you.
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>>27589734
You would be begging to God by the end of the day to go back.
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>>27588374
Well, there was that '40 Days and 40 Nights' movie. I never saw it, but I'm assuming he only barely made it.
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>>27588374
I lasted 20 years as a true robot, then became chad
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>>27589734
You must be very successful if the things that give you the most pride is the most vanilla things you could get from life. Oh joy, being one in many. Robots might fail at those but at least we've shaped ourselves to see beyond next saturday night.
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>>27589746
>I have excuses

You can improve everything in your list of complaints about yourself other than your height, and being short doesn't actually matter as much as faggots who don't even interact with women outside of porn believe.

I'm not delusional at all. You're a pathetic quiter who should be at the gym right now after finishing up a hard day's work and saving some money to get your teeth fixed. Then practicing some public speaking skills.

Jesus Christ your layer of bullshit is beyond annoying. You are so fucking weak that you actually think everyone else just had the good life handed to them. Try a little and it will be fucking simple to turn your shit life around.

Holy fuck you're pathetic. Take a shower. You make me sick you fuck.
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>>27589774
Stop speaking for yourself, it infuriates me you "le i lost 15 pounds and stopped playing video games" fucktards think we're the same.
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>>27589889
I am fucking deformed and have a speech impediment. People mock me on a daily basis. Back in high school I got laughed at by women every day and called ugly. Your gym advise is complete bullshit.
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>>27589786
I probably would be but if I found out that wasn't an option I'd move forward with my new life. Because that's what winners do. We take a shitty situation and turn it into the best we can.

As soon as I scrubbed off the layers of dried filth and cleaned out whatever shit-hole I was forced to live in I'd already be feeling better. By the time I did a good shop at Banana Republic and started seeing some results at the gym and in my body's new diet (would take weeks at most) I'd be feeling more like myself already.
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>>27588374
some could yes
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"If I was born again without anything to fuck my shit up and given a natural 120+ IQ despite none of that qualifying NEET status um yeah of course I'd go to the gym and bee myself lol" - Normie's ITT
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>>27589852
>Robots might fail at those but at least we've shaped ourselves to see beyond next saturday night.

You see nothing but the inside of your room.

Being one in many is a beautiful life. Being human is the most wonderful gift we could get and sharing my life and love with friends and family is what makes every day incredible.

I get what you're talking about, I had that edgy teenaged phase where I rejected the idea of just being another cog in the capitalist machine. You outgrow it. I still volunteer and make a difference with my time when I can but I also grew up and accepted that this world is a wonderful place. We should strive to improve it and make sure everyone has everything they need but we should also take the time to enjoy the little things in life.
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>>27589894
We are the same. The only difference is that you chose to give up on life and I didn't.

It has nothing to do with playing videogames either since I still play Call of Duty and Mortal Kombat X with my brother online every weekend.
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>>27590027
>I still play Call of Duty
well that explains it
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>>27589935
>we, the winners
>is married to some vain rostie
>has an "alright" job, aka will remain forever a wagecuck
>ego boosts comes from mocking robots on a uzbekibeki mountain range sight-seeing website
>greatest achievements in life: quit videogames cold turkey, did exercise
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>>27589933
>I am fucking deformed and have a speech impediment.

Save up for surgery and take some public speaking courses.

>People mock me on a daily basis.

No they don't.

>Back in high school I got laughed at by women every day and called ugly.

Grow up and get over high school. You have any idea how many people get bullied and spend those 4 years friendless? Fuck you I got called worse and got the shit kicked out of me the important thing is to not give up.

>Your gym advise is complete bullshit.

No it isn't. You'd feel better if you took better care of yourself. This is common fucking sense. Something you idiot NEETS all seem to lack.

Clean up your living area. Clean up yourself. Start dressing better and work on your health and fitness. Be a better you. Stop using excuses because you were born ugly and had a rough high school you fucking immature turd.
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>>27590000
You are the definition of a loser, the material embodiment of how life treats a white male in the xxi century. It's because of your fulfilling (I'm being ironic) life that robots just quit trying, there's no point in chasing anything when the endgame is a pile of worthless effort for pussy and a bearable household with nothing resembling the dream house we've all had. Your "superiority" is the failure of the american dream, those behind you learnt with the example and called it quits sooner than later, as you will when you get to your 40s.
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>>27590027
>We are the same

Keep parroting your own delusions buddy. You'd kill yourself years ago in my timeline, that's me holding on longer than you.

>B-BUT GYMB CONFIDENCE HAIRC-

don't even reply, you know you're wrong. Go chat with Stacey #487 and don't come back to MY board.
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>>27590081
>Save up for surgery and take some public speaking courses.
It costs 50 thousand dollars. Would take me like a decade to save up that amount.
>No they don't.
Yes they do.
>Clean up your living area. Clean up yourself. Start dressing better and work on your health and fitness. Be a better you. Stop using excuses because you were born ugly and had a rough high school you fucking immature turd.
People barely change their personalities after high school. Bullies are bullies for life.
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>>27589107
No, you THINK you were a normie, if you ended up here there was always something wrong with you even if it wasn't immediately obvious.
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>>27590049
It's fun as hell and doesn't take a ton of hours to hop in and have a good time. My brother and I have been playing it together since we both bought Xbox Ones this generation and have been having a blast. We skipped Advanced Warfare but had 2 years of fun in Ghosts and are enjoying BLOPS3 now.

>>27590056
What have you done that makes you better than me? What is it you see that I don't? I love my wife. I don't mind working for a living. My greatest achievements have nothing to do with exercise or videogames.

I'm sorry that I did start mocking you and your fellow robots. That was immature of me I just find it frustrating to see folks like you who I feel are wasting their lives instead of living them. I just want you to find what makes you happy the way I have and I don't think you'll ever find that in front of your computer.
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>>27589651
>I laugh sincerely at my own jokes when i talk to myself
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>>27590081
>Fuck you I got called worse and got the shit kicked out of me

Wahhh is normie gonna cwie? should've kept kissing up to the alpha chad then, beta-alpha. What did you do confront him about stealing your 10th girlfriend you planned on pumping and dumping anyways?

>that didn't ha-
How do assumptions feel, dipshit.
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>>27590187
>who I feel are wasting their lives
you dont get to tell others how to live normalfag
ill live my life however the fuck i want
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>>27590137
I think I'm doing pretty good actually. I don't see any good reason to drop out of the world just because I watched Fight Club and questioned capitalism when I was a teenager. Most people grow out of it and I promise you that my life might not be a rap video but I feel true joy and love with my family. Do you feel the same with your superiority complex and decaying existence?

>>27590156
I like how you need to pretend you're cutting me off. Please stop living your weird fantasy life and start actually living the one you've got. Get to the gym, eat better, clean your room, keep your hair cut and styled... you could be happier than you are and you'll love nothing.
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>>27590257
chadus rekt

>>27590081
>take some public speaking courses.

this idiot right here
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>>27590187
"being happy" is the single worst thing you can possibly have for your life meaning. Not only pain builds character (and if you believe in religions even more so) but a hedonistic lifestyle where there's pleasure over substance will provide you with an ice-thin layer of existential protection. If you can live like that forever you're very dumb and never think or you're a sociopath.
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>>27590166
>It costs 50 thousand dollars. Would take me like a decade to save up that amount.

Work towards getting a better job. People are able to buy houses and cars. Normal assed "wagecucks" like me that cost MUCH more than $50,000.

>Yes they do.

No they don't. You're imagining things.

>People barely change their personalities after high school. Bullies are bullies for life.

So you're hiding from the entire world. From your entire life. Because you got bullied in high school? Do you actually believe that people don't change and mature once they're through puberty and dealing with real issues instead of crazy high school politics?

You're making excuses and they're weak ones. Start improving yourself for your own good. Life is beautiful and you still have a chance to get back into it.
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>>27590256
I bet it's just a pity-laugh, honestly.
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>>27590282
>Please stop living your weird fantasy life

yeah my brain deformity and learning disability is all pretend. I should've studied harder in school.

inb4 "I had ADHD that never existed and I got over it XD!!" Fuck off.
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>>27590273
And my taxes will pay for your derelict wreck of a body to coast through life instead of finding gainful employment and raising children to pay for my pension and OAS.

Your decisions effect more than just yourself.

You know your life is a fucking trainwreck or you wouldn't proudly call yourself a robot.
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>>27589933
If you are truly mentally handicapped as you claim people won't poke fun at your strange behavior. But from the sounds of it what you have is meme autism rather than an actual crippling mental illness.

You have to understand the fact that you are a lazy vagabond making your family ashamed. But the life is yours after all. You don't have to wageslave. Wageslave is for people that have no wide perspective in the world and are too focused earning money for other people and eating the crumbs from the floor like scumbags. You don't have to do that. You can live off fruits. You can hunt down the fishes. Into the wild being quiet makes you less vulnerable to predators so you have an ability you can use. Just bear in mind that nature gives everything you need for free.
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>>27590347

>Work towards getting a better job. People are able to buy houses and cars. Normal assed "wagecucks" like me that cost MUCH more than $50,000.

Yes goy, take out a loan and get into debt.
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Could you last a month in normie shoes?
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>>27590282
>what makes for a successful male mr. beta-chad?
>4 THINGS
>eat well
>go to the gym
>cut your hair
>clean your room
>oh wow that's so easy mr. chad, so does that mean we can be all the best?
>of course, we're all the best as long as we try really hard ;')
>life is so simple!
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>>27590418
>my taxes will pay for your derelict wreck of a body to coast through life
ahh the schadenfreude
>raising children to pay for my pension
AHAHAHAHAHAH keep it coming normafag this is rich!
>You know your life is a fucking trainwreck or you wouldn't proudly call yourself a robot
pride is a sin normie
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>>27590422

I'm not mentally handicapped man. I am facially deformed and have a speech impediment that makes communicating difficult and it has been all my life. People mock me all the time for it, even complete strangers on the street. Grown people do it. You guys just don't know what people are like.
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>>27590320
If you think "normies" haven't felt pain and had character built you're projecting so fucking hard it's hilarious.

I don't live solely for pleasure. I live to build a good life for my family and to enjoy the limited time I have in this life. Obviously happiness is a big part of that and rejecting it would be stupid as shit.

I might be very dumb though. I mean I work in construction now after fucking up at programming. But whatever, life goes on if you're willing to live it.

I've already wrestled through existentialism and I have my beliefs that I've made peace with. I don't need to be protected from my own mortality.
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>>27590371
My brother-in-law has ass-burgers and lives his life just fine. Dork can't get a date to save his life but he at least works and takes care of himself. He even has friends, even though most of them are other potatoes.
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>>27590447
You mean having no problems but little free time? Sure! I'd love not feeling like shit and kicking betas when they're down ( which is always )
( my band of beta-alphas laugh at my bad joke for fear of normal world exile ).
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>>27588374
no, they could not handle the social isolation for more than a week
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>>27590433
If it would get you a surgery you want why the fuck wouldn't you? Debt isn't that hard to get out of if you can do even the most basic of math and have an ounce of self-control.
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>>27590543
>my band of beta-alphas laugh at my bad joke for fear of normal world exile

Hahahaha that's a good one chad!
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>>27590543
>having no problems

Sure thing,just pull yourself out of your mom's basement and face the world.I'm a cyborg/slightly strange one but i struggle sometimes with a lot of shit.They don't have problems because they actually cope with them and don't just ignore them and go full whinning mode crying on an imageboard.
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>>27590487
It's not Pokemon you don't need to be the very best. Just be the best you can be and enjoy your life instead of mulling over nihilistic philosophy like it makes you at all special and not just another intellectual hipster being an unbearable, annoying cunt trying to ruin life for everyone else because they can't enjoy themselves.
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>>27590559

He is most likely a NEET with only welfare as an income and you expect him to walk into a bank and demand a high interest loan?

Fucking normies.
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>>27590502
You dropped your unique dreams and wishes to do what is useful for the global machine. You have not a single shed of individuality. Understand that. You can't express your true self because there isn't one anymore. Your peace is a truce and you've lost. Why are you "beeing yourself" around people on the internet whose company you don't legitimately enjoy if not to feel better or angry at a common ("the losers") enemy? If so, why do you need to do it? Is it because you are truly happy or you need to be sure you've made the right calls in your life?
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Its pretty easy being a pathetic loser
You just dont try at all
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>>27590608
Not a NEET, am a wagecuck but I make almost minimum wage. There's no way I could ever get a loan especially for something like this.
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>>27590496
>pride is a sin normie
That's cool I'm Catholic. I just confess my sins and they are forgiven.
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>>27590543
Yeah, not living on neetbux and actually have to get shit done and deal with grown up problems it's quite easy
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>>27590634

Yer they wouldn't give you a loan, the bank would want proof that you're financially secure enough to pay it back.

And they will jew you on interest, my own brother is heavily in debt at the moment and I saw his bank account.

Every time he makes a repayment they charge him interest and the debt just gets higher than it was before.
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>>27590497
>People mock me all the time for it, even complete strangers on the street. Grown people do it. You guys just don't know what people are like.

No they don't. You're imagining shit because you don't have confidence.

Just fucking learn to talk better. If you're not actually retarded like you claim it should be easy enough to start doing some speech therapy.

I had a really bad lisp when I was a kid (would call the number "three" "free", etc.) but I managed to overcome it when I was about 17 years old. You can work on your speaking skills you're just too lazy to.
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>>27590605
>>27590643
HAHAHAHAAH

You're not, I'm so sorry. Catholics praise pain and solitude in favour of being happy. If you do things because they make your body release good chemistry you're not going to make friends with st. peter so soon, sorry. Maybe you should read more, learn how to see things from a fresh perspective, all that jazz.
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>>27590676
You stupid fuck my speech impediment is caused by my deformity(as confirmed by a fucking doctor). Jesus christ why can't you just admit that some people were born with things that are downright impossible to overcome?
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nah, they'd go insane if they tried to live in my shoes.
>work at Mcdonalds graveyard on the Las Vegas strip
>never had GF, virgin
>no car, no cell phone, take the bus to and from work
>only leave the house to go to work and grocery shop

with my life, even if you want a social life, you can't have it.
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As a devil advocate cyborg I feel all your pains.

If I was an ugly fat troll living under mommy's roof I'd never go outside or "better myself", it'd be impossible. On the otherhand NEETS couldnt handle real work, social weight and self efficiency.

Overall birth NEETs have it harder, failed normie's don't count.
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>>27590614
Thanks anon you made me think about a lot of harsh truths much, much harder than I ever did when I was an edgy teenager listening to black metal and reading Nietzsche.

I just decided you're right I'm totally dropping out of the human race. Just divorced my wife and drowned by child and I'm moving back in to my aging parents basement. That will show the world for not letting me be an F1 driver like I wanted to be as a child.

All the time I spent travelling,. living, purchasing things that made me happy, working out, hanging out with friends... it was all worthless shit because I wasn't a completely unique snowflake like you anon! Thank you so much for freeing me to be a complete Robot just like you. I feel so much better now!
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>>27590717
You already said you just needed $50,000 for a surgery. Just save up your money you worthless fucking whiner.
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>>27590659
Yeah, not being alone and looking gorgeous having grown up sex, drinking and drugs to escape "your troubles" is torture. So sorry I couldn't suck your cock in HS.
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>>27590749
>Overall birth NEETs have it harder, failed normie's don't count.

I think we can all agree with this.
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>>27590497
I do know there are many types of people and among them, the vagabond types like you.

Get a job. Pay for the face surgery. Simple as that. There are people starving on Africa and being used as slaves for the fabrication of wheels. And here you are, NEET throwing a chance into the trash. Into the trash it goes. And why? Because you are lazy. Stop being lazy. Just do it.
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>>27590821
>So sorry I couldn't suck your cock in HS.
no problem, we can do that now
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>>27590839
>And here you are, NEET throwing a chance into the trash.

you mean YOU threw me in the trash, I didn't decide to be born abnormal and have the masses string me high to be beaten.

I'd rather be a slave with no free thought than to rot away in my mothers house aware of my situation with no hope to fix it.
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>>27590916
>you mean YOU threw me in the trash, I didn't decide to be born abnormal and have the masses string me high to be beaten.
>I'd rather be a slave with no free thought than to rot away in my mothers house aware of my situation with no hope to fix it.

Wow look at all of these excuses.

All this bending over yourself to blame anyone but yourself for not saving up the money for that surgery is the most exercise you've gotten in years anon.

Get a better job. Save up the money. Fix your face.

Stop crying about your bad voice somehow destroying your life.

Stop crying about high school.
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>>27590965
>Get a better job. Save up the money. Fix your face.
>Stop crying about your bad voice somehow destroying your life.
>Stop crying about high school.

Mfw
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>>27591037
hacksaws are cheap.
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>>27590760
Yes, things are all a dichotomy between what you believe and the straw-man you project on the common enemy. There is nothing more to life.
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ITT: Lazy fuck ups trying to justify their poor choices in life
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ITT: Easymode chads trying to dismiss anything that makes their life look simple
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>>27589734
>I'm an ugly sack of shit from a fucked up family life filled with incest, alcoholism and poverty

that explains your Antisocial personality disorder friendo, especially your complete disregard for feelings of others and no ability to show any kind of empathy in your posts of thought process

as an actual psychologist I know from first-hand experience that only people with personality disorders truly believe that calling other people with problems wothless, weak trash etc. is going to help them

it is a pattern you have learned during your own childhood and formative years
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>>27591139
*or thought process
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Who here /cyborg/?

>make good money
>have a large number of aquiantances but no friends
>go to the gym but only to get stronger
>get invited to go out and do things with girls you would all consider Stacies, turn them down
>still have a robot mindset but put on a normie facade
>hate Stacies and think lowly of them and resent them

Honestly robots and normies both disgust, robots with their doom and gloom and defeatist mindsets and normies with their want to shove their views down robots' throats and their delusions that they're charismatic or convincing enough to get someone who's literally stuck in their house every day to make a real change

>>27590081

You're the absolute worst ITT. kys
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>>27591139
Thank you for that... legitimately.

I'm sorry I was lashing out so much. I really do try to be nicer to people online but I end up slipping and being a fucking asshole more often than I like to admit.

It's not all coming from a place of hatred though. I really do think that these people can improve their lives if they just put in some effort... how could I show them that? Is there anything at all a random fucker online like me could say or are we just screaming at walls here? And if that's all we're doing why are any of us even here? What are we talking to each other for if we can never have an impact? Why the fuck are we on this website on a Saturday night?
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why do normalfucks gets so mad when you dont want what they want/have?
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>>27591209
Are you sure you aren't just a repressed gay man? Seriously that hatred of women seems like you might just be craving some Chad Cock but don't want to admit it.
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>>27589734
>married
>baby on the way

LMFAO HE ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT

enjoy the rest of ur miserable wage slave life
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>>27591219
Because you have NOTHING and it boggles our minds that you seem content with that.
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>>27591124
if you are white living in a developed country you are already on easy mode
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>>27591260
>NOTHING
well arent you an assuming fuck
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>>27591250
I will. Thank you very much.

Enjoy the rest of your life anon. I hope that you find some joy in it and share that with friends and family.
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>>27591219
I would assume projection. They project their feelings and expectations onto others, and don't like it when they are wrong and they ridicule in order to show how "bad" being different is. I guess they want the world to be their big ol circlejerk?
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It's not about if they would change things, the question is could they stand the situation.
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COULD A MOD BAN THIS NORMIE SHITPOSTER IN THIS THREAD FOR FUCKS SAKE
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>>27591286
makes sense
YOU DONT HAVE WHAT I HAVE THEREFORE YOU ARE UNHAPPY
its kinda sad really
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>>27591272
>comes back 2 hours later with the same post

sleep tight, don't let the mosquito's bite Abu.
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>>27591322
A normie would never find themselves in that sort of situation though. If they had any sort of control they would change things. If they didn't and were trapped in someone else's body that would be a different experience than any Robot ever had to put up with, and much worse.
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>>27591327
They wouldn't ban Erica and the like, got all crybaby over a pastebin of collected info, what makes you think they care about board culture? I wish they cared, but I'm pretty sure the mods are normies...
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>>27591406
>wallowing in failure
>board culture
wew
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>>27591406
Being a mod would be too much work and responsibility for a NEET to take on. The panic attacks would come fast and furious.
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>>27591381
Burn your fucking face off, move to another side of the country, do drugs until you're braindamaged eat until you're 400 pounds then go gym hopping and Facebook posting. See if that is enough to make your world turn to ours.

"b-but that's dumb I-"

if you can't push yourself its your own fault :^)
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>>27591438
That sounds like a fun adventure actually.
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>>27591438
desu I too find it hypocritical gymrats babble muh dedication drop weight fatty yet were at easymode from the start

/thread
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Fucking NEETs killyourselves already
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>>27588374
Hahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha. Have you not seen how chads become after not getting sex for 1 week. They are litterally dying and i am over here a kissless virgin.
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>>27591568
That just means you have no clue what you're missing.
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>>27589562
Use to be a fat fuck and this works but too red pill to even care about women anymore. It was never meant to be for some people.
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>>27588532
>implying that's not my job, hobby, passion and purpose
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>>27591484
>gymrats
>easy mode

there's a reason they're gymrats
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>>27591497
after you normalfuck
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>>27591625
>cheating
>manipulation
>nagging
>extortion
>stds
>child support
>false rape accusions
>paternity fraud
>drama
>less free time for hobbies and friend

Wow i am missing out. Sex comes with a price
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>>27591939
Please go back to /r/RedPill we're trying to discuss the real world here.
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>>27591939
>depression
>anxiety
>loneliness
>frustration
>no hobbies can fill the void
>the peak of your life is when a new anime airs

wew, that's much better
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>>27591985
That is the real world. Do you expect your girlfriend to be loyal in the modern world of social media and smartphones? Her hypergamy will go out of control with the higher status males she views on social media. Also you cant even find 14 year old virgins anymore and are as sexual experience as prostitutes.

>>27592076
That phase is over i control my emotions and i dont let them control me. I am not going to let a women control me either or tell me what to do.
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>>27592397
Why the fuck would I want a virgin? I'm good at sex I don't need someone who has no idea how I stack up to competition LOL.
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This sounds like a shitty Adam Sandler movie.

ADAM SANDLER IN THE ROBOT!

I would watch it.
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>Molested twice
>Mother was to drunk to raise me and left at 3
>Dad was overly strict and abusive, when I make a mistake, I think someone is going to hurt me.
>Only friend I had betrayed me
My life is great now I found the perfect neet bf after 10 years. Sure, I have to get job and reproduce but, somega one loves me. It didn't happen over night I worked hard to keep my body fit, worked on career, and kept my intelligence up to catch a good mate. I movedette out of my parents house at age 17 with a black plastic bag. I put myself through college. I hate people, I hate interacting but, I sucked it up because, I had to survive. Most of you males have uglier roasty cunt metaphically then most who responded out there. You know why you can't get girls? It'seems because your a bitch and straight girls don't eat hotdog tacos.
>Anyways, just put on a fucking man mask to hide your shame. Atleast, you can make a something of yourself even if just you educating yourself at home. Good luck getting a women, they can spell a cum filled hotdog taco a mile away, unless you date a gross dumb fat roasty, they have no shame.
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>>27592656

You're thinking of Rob Schneider
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>>27588374
>Live at home rent free.
>No job or other responsibilities.
>Parents cook your dinner.
>You spend the day on the internet, watching porn or anime, or stuffing your face with the food your parents bought.
>No bills needed to be paid
>OMG guis, our lives are so tough, amirite XD

Pathetic.
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>>27593195
>Live at home rent free
nope
>No job or other responsibilities
you got me there, i do pay bills tho
>Parents cook your dinner.
dont live with my parents
>You spend the day on the internet, watching porn or anime
not true, i also watch toku :^)
>No bills needed to be paid
see above
wanna try again wageslave?
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