Is there any way to know if the oriental massage parlor near me is going to provide me with a handjob? Of course I don't want an actual massage.
I tried looking up reviews online to see if someone would subtly hint at such a thing but nobody did.
If I post their numbers will brave anons call and ask for me? Its not illegal to ask is it?
google "rubmaps"
>>27588058
I love you anon. I'm going to get an asian girl to jerk me off next week. I'm so happy.
>>27587319
>>27588058
>>27588326
Bait. You need a premium membership for that shizz
>>27588363
No you don't, I'm on it right now and there are multiple free reviews on every spa that I've looked at so far.
>>27588389
Nope. You need a membership. Bull/shit.
>>27588410
http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massage-flower-spa-meriden-ct-22391#review-177848
Scroll down you moron there are two free reviews right there, both of them rather thorough.
>>27588461
>>27588410
http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massage-middlesex-massage-therapy-middletown-ct-14162#review-86783
Six free reviews here as well.
>>27588533
Only the comments are free. Also lmfao at the last comment.
Can you still get FS if you're ugly? HELP
>>27587319
What's the point if you can't fuck them?
>>27587319
if the entrance has no windows open and its all covered by curtains, they do hand jobs. the door will usually have a bell on it that rings when a customer walks in. a woman (most likely your masseuse) greets you the moment you walk in. when you get into the massage room, make sure that there are no "anti-prostitution" signs around or cameras. get completely naked and lie facing the table (theres usually an opening for your face to fit in)
if your decent looking, when you flip over naked, she'll point to your penis and ask if you want there. say yes and BAM - asian hand job
>>27587319
If there's any mention of a "happy finish" you're in luck.
>>27590607
>if your decent looking
Why is this required if it's just your cock
Why do normies have everything in life handed to them?
Is this still on the table if you're ugly and have money?
>>27590973
>Why don't this asian girl masturbate my dick, while I'm just ugly and she's not supposed to do it in the first place?
>>27591143
>not supposed to do it in the first place
Happy endings are the only reason people even go to Asian massage parlours. If they didn't do that people would go to legitimate places
Anyway they get money for it so why should it matter if you're ugly
