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Anyone tried an escort before?
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Anyone tried an escort before?
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I hired a make escort

save up for an expensive one who'll give you a full date experience
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>>27585950
>T girls
I'm sure someone will be along shortly to post the story
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>>27585950
She looks like a tranny.
You sure she's not a tranny?
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>>27585988
Photo says "BobsTgirls", so... yeah.
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once, in vegas, i was 18
me and my friend
we got high and fucked a hooker

shit wasnt cash at all and actually fucked me up for a while desu, she looked nothing like her photo but she threatened to call her boss on us if we sent her away. i was young and naive at the time so we just decided fuck it and fucked it.
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>>27586072
Lmao, this nigga got raped
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I got rejected by an escort because she thought I was underage (I was 21)
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My friend had an escort, it was a pretty decent drive, a bit bump but overall a comfy car.
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>>27586062
Oh my I should have read whatever was written on it.

Anyways I'm too scared to fuck a hooker in my country, they will probably mug me or do something worse.
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Bong here, banged a hot Asian one today, she gave me a oiled body to body massage, bj, sex, anal and finished it off with a good ol' fashioned.
Was gud mayne
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I went to see a prostitute last year to lose my virginity to. I lost me erection and didn't cum.
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>admitting to illegal activities

You know the FBI is going to track you down, right?
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>>27586261
those are the fakest tatas i've ever seen sweet baby jesus
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>>27585950
Wanted to get one spent the money on a cl who was a whale regretted
The escort had huge tits and was charging 125 an hour
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>>27586677
>people caring about autistic NEETS enough to put them in jail
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>>27585950
Yeah, lots.

Most of them are not worth the money and leave you feeling dirty and as though you wasted your money. Regret.

However after a while you do get better at predicting which ones will be good from their profiles, as well as being able to get the most out of each visit.

Use a website from the perspective of the userslike adult work where the feedback will be genuine rather than the agency website which delete negative reviews.
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>>27586837
I can recommend escorts if you're in LONDON or the southwest
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>>27586072
You got raped anon
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>>27586692
Would you believe me if I told you she's a chinese script kiddie hacker that's addicted to plastic surgery?
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>>27586072
This is literally rape lmao
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>>27587062

That fucking picture AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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