This negro boy with comes up to you from the corner and asks in a non-menacing tone "shine yo shoes fo' a nickel, boss?"
What would you do in this situation?
Pull out my revolver and blow his brains out all over the fucking sidewalk, stomping his head as I walk away.
say sorry kid but I only wear sandals
"Aye yo alright do it"
Give him an extra shine for not being a nigger
>>27585874
Allow him to shine my shoes, and if he continues his politeness, give him the nickel, plus a few pennies as a tip.
Then I will tell him to remind his daddy that he still owes me his share.
>>27585895
>Not finding out where his parents live first.
He looks like one of the richer niggers from that time.
>>27586231
>niggers
Hey umm... can you NOT use that word? It's problematic.
Thanks.
>>27585874
>What would you do in this situation?
Assume it was a reality TV gotcha show trying to make me look like an evil racist (I look super dumb, fat, and mean and the perfect bait material) and run away covering my face.
Run away, hes probably tryna jack my vans
>>27586315
But back then they were called niggers 'negros' if you may. Also what is this fucking reddit? Get out you piece of litteral shit.
>>27586408
tobacco was also considered healthy and people lined their houses with carcinogens
just because they did it before, doesn't mean it's the smart things to do
>>27586396
why would he ask to shine your shoes if you're wearing vans. You can't shine vans, DUMBASS RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA RRRRREEEEEEEE
"My boots are suede, they don't need shined.... stupid nigger."
>>27586453
Dude. Shut up. Boooohooo cry some more jesus christ.. Go back to red dit. They are waiting for you.
>>27586464
>My boots are suede
lmao gay
>>27585874
Depends on where I am. If it's a busy city street and there are a lot of other shoe-shiners approaching me, I will pretend like he doesn't exist. If we're in America and this kind of thing doesn't happen often, I'll probably tell him no thanks and ask where his parents are and then call the police.
Lived in India for a couple years, though. Lots of kids doing this kind of shit, I just stare through their little heads like they're blank space and pretend they don't exist.
>>27586464
Why are you so rude? All he wanted to do was provide a service, gee whiz.
>>27586561
>calling the police on the shoeshine boy
Do you call the cops on the paperboy for delivering your paper too? Fucking socialist twats stay the fuck out of my country.
>>27585874
>Negro boy comes up to me from the corner
>offers to shine my shoes
>wants a nickel in exchange
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27586615
He's obviously underage. He should be in school, senpai.
>>27586622
>Negro youth whistles at white woman
>Hides from bloodthirsty mob in my office
>Wants me to bleach his skin
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27586632
Would you rather have him be out niggering? At least he's shining shoes and not selling dope or raping "hoes" or whatever it is these coloreds do nowadays.
