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>sister asks me to come to her wedding a bring a date >bring
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>sister asks me to come to her wedding a bring a date
>bring an escort that I see pretty regularly because tfw no gf
>sister calls me out for being drunk and high on xanax at the reception
>slurring and cursing and the fish not being wild caught kek
>her husband is a cop
>he walks outside later and sees me smoking marijuana with the escort
>I ask if he wants some
>he shakes his head silently and goes back inside
>I fuck the escort in their basement at their house later on
>at least a dozens cops over now
>I light up a joint in front of 4 or 5 of them in the porch
>start talking about how most rapes aren't really rapes

Wedding ruined. Sister is so embarrassed she hasn't spoken to me since
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>>27585736
10/10 made me kek
I hope your dreams come true.
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>>27585736
THAT'LL LEARN HER
Fuckin' roasties, m'I right?
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it makes me really happy that cops are some of the most dysfunctional miserable normies
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She's your gf. Think about it.
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>>27585736
Shame it never happened, OP.
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>>27585788
Who?

Original senpai
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Same desu. She bought beer and liquor for guests but I'm the only one that drank any, just got drunk as fuck and went for a swim in the lake with my little niece after they finished.

>mfw she gave me all the leftover liquor
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>>27585736
Fucking noice, serves that roasties right to have a wedding.
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>>27585736
kek'd pretty good
made my day
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>>27585736
>drinking whilst using benzos
that sounds like a terrible idea
>tfw shit ton of xanax at home but I am scared of getting addicted to it
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