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femanon here, how can any of you small dicked sissies ever compete
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femanon here, how can any of you small dicked sissies ever compete with this?
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>>27585200
another femanon here, ignore this slut, small dicks are fine
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>>27585200
>>27585213
ignore these roasties, they're both lying.
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Yet another femanon here. Big cocks hurt, and they are no fun.

Average dicks are preferred.
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>>27585200
Enjoy your aids normie scum
You will never be a wizard with us
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>>27585200
Maleanon here, that slut is just tiny, look at the guys hands. That cock's girth is just 6 inches
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>>27585200
>fem
>anon
these two words are literally incapable of making sense when put together
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>>27585200
lmao, they sprayed on abs on her
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i have lots of money
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Lolcow here. My name is Nyanners and I love Chad's thick cock.
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>>27585239
This also

Just date a femlet if you want to feel big. I'm going out with a girl I'm more than a foot taller than, my dick would look just like that.
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does that hurt? it looks painful.
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>>27585317

It's shopped. Obviously. She would be screaming bloody murder and not smiling peacefully if that was real.
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his balls look like a knot
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>>27585200
you're just butthurt you'll never have abs like hers.

those abs though... <3
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>>27585347
They're clearly sprayed on, you retard
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>tfw 5"

At least it's functional, that's the important thing.
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>>27585200
if im competing i already won, roastie

woops time to find a new copy paste meme
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sure my dick is 6 and honestly you don't need more than 4.5 to fuck a gril juat fine.
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>>27585200
My dick is maybe slightly bigger.
You better bring something to table too, anything below G cup is little boy territory.
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>>27585230
yeah, but "average" for a woman is actually above average statistically
the average of 5.5 inches is actually very small
even I agree and I have a 5 inch dick
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I wish I was a small dick sissy.
Then I could finally feel pretty and cute.
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>>27585200
You're not a girl

My dick is a little over 8 inches and I can't even fuck a woman for 20 minutes without her pussy getting sore.

Just 2 weeks ago I was going out with a femanon that was only 5.4 and I couldn't even get it in. Like..we couldn't even fuck so everything just ended after that night.

You don't even know these feels. I wish I had a normal cock.
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>>27585200
Nobody likes women with huge vaginas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-vs8fwgwk0
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My gf clearly enjoys the big 9 inch dildo we have more than my cock, has told me she sometimes wishes i was that big but might regret it. I wish i was huge and not average.
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Sigh... my dick is only 19.5", and I can't even get it in without her orgasming uncontrollably... it's so frustrating.
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>>27585200
If you have a normal sized dick I don't think you have be insecure. It will work just fine. Might not be optimal for some positions though.
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Everyone knows you're actually a guy posting this stuff.

For the rest of you, why do you torture yourselves by responding?
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>>27586015
Because I would rather be in pain than feel nothing.
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I literally don't care at all about the size of a guys penis. I don't like vaginal penetration and anything over 5 inches goes to waste.
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>>27586051
HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS SLUT WITH THE SMALL VAGINA HAHAHA
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>>27586075
actually small vaginas are objectively good
nice try roastie
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>>27586051
Yeah, that's even better. Having a girlfriend that doesn't even want to have penetration with you.

I'm sure all your boyfriends want to kill themselves.
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>>27586051
>>27586075
>>27586103

she likes sex in the missionary position, and the man to cuddle fuck her.
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>>27585834
Please post again. I didn't get to see it. ree
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>>27586103
probably just an anal slut, you know the type
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>>27585200
All the little dick babies in this thread can fuck off. If you can't make a vagina do a wishbone shape like in OP's pic, you're not even worth our time. Dildos are bigger than you. You're useless.
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>>27585868
Your gf is a ruined whore.
It boggles my mind some women do that. Why? You're just wrecking the enjoyment you'd get from an actual penis.
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>>27586171
Because Chad doesn't have a small dick. Chad has 9" in her head.

She is just preparing for Chad.
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>>27586137
here you go you cock obsessed slut
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Jesus Christ look at that dick in OP. If she's an innie she won't be after that kind of dicking. Don't lie to me about it all be genetics because ain't nothings gonna be normal after that penile onslaught
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>>27586171
Yeah she can barely feel me after i use it on her, kinda hot really, she feels good too. Im taking a break with it though so she doesn't go all size queen on me.
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It's all perspective, that's not even that big.
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>>27586047
Instead of seeking pain, seek pleasure. Search for hedonism.
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>>27585200
Ouch.

And look how dry she is. That thing would never actually fit. Thank god my bf isn't that big.
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>>27586292
It's still pretty big anon.
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>tfw 24 year old kissless permavirgin
>have to resort to posting penis on reddit
>mostly gay guys
>get a handful of girls, they all are astounded by how big and gorgeous it is because it looks pretty good
>all say how badly they want it and how perfect it is
>i have to do awkward sexting/talking in videos knowing that i wouldnt know the first thing about having sex even i had them in front of me naked begging for it

feels fucking bad man
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>>27585789

This, when women say "average", they mean 7.5 long x 6 circumference
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>>27586585
What kind of request does the girls give you?
I'm pretty sure it's cat fishing guys.
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>>27586585
Go wreck some puss fool. Don't be afraid to just whip it out.
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Theres no way 5.5 is average for white guys, its more like 6.5-7.0.
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>>27586171
The same reason guys use a death grip on their cock and are then unable to get off from an actual vagina.
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>>27586682
Depends what you mean.

7" is the average for attractive white men which is the only kind of man women have any interest in.
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>>27586682
>white guys

That actually is the average, and it doesn't even drastically change for other races.
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>>27586661
they arent catfishing guys. usually they will message me and it goes onto kik where we do stuff back and forth

its not any real specific requests, i mean they want to watch me cum and just look at my dick and ill get stuff from them

>>27586675
im too awkward to even ask girls out, ive never done it before
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>>27586591
read this you goof
>>27586682
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>>27586727
On the reals though i have known a few sluts and they have sucked cocks that were just whipped out at them multiple times. Sluts can't resist bragging about it to they gfs.
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>>27586727
sounds too easy to be true
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>>27586769
since im a really skinny and awkward guy, its always been my fantasy to have a girl who pulls down my pants and is just astounded by what she finds and tells her girlfriends about it and then they treat me differently when im with her...

>>27586794
dude they send like verification and all that shit. also its not easy at all, its almost impossible for a guy to get girls to contact them
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>>27586867
Been on the other end of that were gf and friend had a mutual guy who was 9.
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>>27585200
No tits, shitty smal bush.. petite, passive little cunt. I wouldn't bang her.
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whats even the point of trying unless you got a big dick

just dont fucking bother
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>>27586995
think about it dude. start with a girl who hasn't had any dick, and starting with a tiny dick, gradually pry her open with a procession of progressively larger dicks. that's how it works.
remember that she's got to start somewhere.
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>>27586732
statistically the average is 5.5, and that's probably self reported so you can assume it's even lower
but you prove my point that women overestimate the average
7" is well above it
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>>27587128
yeah im sure that would make a great wife
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>>27586732

Yeah, when they say "average", they don't really mean it in the conventional sense of the word. They mean "average" for the guys that they would typically fuck, which is larger than the real average.
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>>27587258
Correct. That's why 6 foot is so important.

It's the shortest a man can be and still be attractive.
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i would like to get throat fucked by a huge white cock. non-white cocks are just gross tbqh
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>>27587291
As a gay white guy I agree with the non-white cock statement.
But average / slightly over average dicks are the bez
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>>27586720
This pretty much tbqhf
Women have a skewed view of the average dick size because they only get dicked by Chad thundercock
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>>27585251
Yeah lol vvvvvvvvvv
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>>27585200
But my dick is big tho, I'm worried if I ever have sex it might not fit
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>>27585239
>>27585239
>that girth is "just" 6 inches

FUCK OFF
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>>27588435
Or they got dicked by Chad once and now all men that doesn't compare to Chad are worthless garbage.
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>>27585200


> implying that's even larger than 'average'' by today's standards
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>>27585200
If that girl is 5"8 or smaller my dick is bigger than his
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Girls, is this an okay size ?
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>>27585866
>Nobody likes women with huge vaginas.

>tfw this is my fetish

Yeaaah....
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>>27585213
I want to believe
The robot doesn't believe
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I'm just 6.5 but at least I have a scary flaccid cock (almost 5 inches lol)
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>>27588972

It's fine, don't worry.
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>>27588972
I thought brown people were supposed to have monster dicks?
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>>27589102
I'm brown asian, so..
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>>27589102

Hue here, have the smallest penis i've ever seen.
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>>27589194
Arent you part nig then? Where's your bbc?
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>>27585200
i would never sit on a dick that big. my boyfriend has best cock ever.
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>>27589253

i don't know anon :( . even my dad, who's the white part of my family, has a huge cock.
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>>27589312

Maybe your parents didn't feed you enough when you were growing up.
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>>27585281
>would look just like that
he ain't even smashed
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>>27585200
There is nothing wrong with smaller dicks. They'd be easier to deep throat, easier to suck on it longer, and it probably wouldn't hurt like bigger cocks do.
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>>27589384

why is this allowed

why do i have to be an outcast even in my fucking genes
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>>27585200

At least the cock is white this time.
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>>27586015
For the sake of everyone else here.
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Why is this even a conversation? We all know very big dicks stretch the puss and aren't ideal.

They looks dope and are sometimes cool but not ideal.

An average dick with some dece girth is where it's at. Not too long, maybe like 7 inches is dope.

Above all a dude needs to know how to use it or the dick is worthless anyway.

You can have a below average dick and have more skillz than a dude with a gigantic peen and you win.

Ok discussion over you fucking idiots.
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>>27589480
You also can't feel anything at all during PIV and can only use a few different positions because it's so short.
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>>27585200
how wide is her pussy? it must be fucking cavernous
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>>27589577

the funny thing is most women dont cum from vaginal penetration and need clitoral stimulation, but the kind of guys who get worked up about dick size are also insecure about eating pussy lmao
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>>27589601
Hey, virgin. Pussies don't stretch out because they are a muscle.

This is a myth reeeeeees came up with
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>>27589647
Women can cum from just penetration if the penis is thick enough.
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>>27589669

too thick of a penis hurts and causes tearing but guys all watch porn every day (where the girls all need muscle relaxants and lube) so think thats what real sex should be like
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>>27589647

i fell for this meme long ago anon
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>>27589647
Truuuuuuu. I had a dude with a tiny peen eat a dece pussy, though. They need to make up for it in some way.

But yeah guys with tiny dicks are way too insecure. If you're nice enough girls don't even care.

>Liked this dude with a micro dick
>I'm way out of his league
>He looks like thumb I look like a model
>I like him a lot anyway and we have so much in common and click in a rare way
>He ruins our entire relationship because he was hyper insecure
>Never let me touch his dick
>He has turned into a total ass clown
>He will never find love
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>>27589727
lube is something everyone uses you tard.

and most girls can easily take 6" girth
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my dick is far from small (7x5.5) but I still can't get over the fetish of having a 10x7 dick
>tfw you will never literally rek a pussy
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>>27589669
LMFAO that really has nothing to do with it. The g spot is like two inches inside the vagina. You just need to get her insanely horny with foreplay n shit and hit that g
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>>27589760

sorry I forgot I was on an american website where men need lube lmao, no wonder you are so inscure
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>>27589798
Wrong. Researchers have concluded that the true g-spot is immediately below the sternum.
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>one chance at life
>only 7"x5.2"
Just fuck my shit up. So pitifully average it hurts.
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>>27589824
u do butt sex with no lube?

hardcore man.
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>>27585200
That looks painful. Do women actually like getting fucked by dicks that big?
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>>27589760
>>27589669
As someone with a 6" girth, it CAN sometimes be a bit too much for girls who aren't used to it, but only if we haven't done enough foreplay. My current gf says it's fine but she wouldn't want it any thicker (a little less would be OK for her). On the other hand, she DOES psychologically like the idea of me being "big" (I ain't that big, but it seems that way to her and that is all that matters).
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>>27589861
That's actually fine. There are pornstars with dicks that big or even slighly smaller.
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>>27589838
Sauce? Lol jk it's fun joking about sex I have lots of it so I can make jokes lol
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>>27585859
This is what I always thought having a massive dick is really like. Maybe girls will think it's hot, but it's not practical when it's time to do the deed.
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>>27589944
Having a big penis means that someone can't take you but a lot of girls will just adore it.

How many women adore me? Fucking zero.
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>>27589750
>model
>be in r9k
Try harder
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>>27590019
I know it's hard to believe that a very attractive person would be in here let alone a female. Sorryyyyyy I no lying.
I'm just a lowkey neckbeard trapped in a hot girls body.
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>>27590080

ok

but you're still a man and you'll never pass
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>>27585200
It's obviously shopped but I have slept with a guy with a penis about that size.

Not my cup of tea.
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>>27589750
>thumb
Erect ? So, smaller than this >>27588972 ?
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