why aren't femanons offering cuddling services?
femanon here, let's cuddle
>>27584273
I DONT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU
>>27584262
Why do you think anon? Because we're all ugly as fuck or have crippling mental issues.
>>27584273
Can I also insert my penis in your vagina?
They got cuddle cafes in Nippon. Look it up.
>>27584285
PLZ ANON
;_;
>>27584301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfJSflf57eI
fear of intimacy
They are evil bitches who just want to make fun of us.
Why not just cut the pretense and go straight into escorting?
If you cuddle with an R9k poster, he will instantly fall in love and try to kill himself if you wont cuddle with him again.
>>27584607
Good point. She's only doing this temporarily for the cash, she has a life to get back too.
>>27584607
I promise the "kill himself" part will be delayed to not cause you any inconvenience.
>>27584636
What cash? This is r9k lmao
>>27584262
Because robots don't have any money to pay for it
Also I doubt they would do it solely with pure intentions, case in point>>27584301
>>27584657
Our entire paycheck is disposable income.
Yes some of us are employed.
>>27584651
kill themselves OR post online to gripe about what evil whores girls are.
>>27584408
Fuck you anon, you made me die.
>>27584688
A minimal "some". Most of these guys don't come off as successful, but I could be wrong.
>>27584707
I promise a few cuddling sessions would soothe and heal the bitterness and misogyny enough to prevent this kind of thing from happening.
>>27584651
How would a Bitter r9k suicide cause me any inconvenience? Or do you mean him not killing himself would? Now matter what he does, he is irrelevant to my life and cuddling with him was nothing more than a lapse in judgement
can some femanon go on omegle and give me a camshow to wank to
>>27584753
That depends on how you define success. If holding down a steady full time job is success, then I'm successful. If you define success as having your own house in suburbia, I am not successful.
Basement living with no rent is the only way I want to live.
>>27584772
Perhaps if they worked on their interpersonal skills and didn't stalk 14 year old girls, they'd get cuddles.
>>27584844
Or perhaps if they got cuddles, then they would not stalk 14 year old girls.
>>27584820
Well I'm not gonna knock someone with steady employment who takes care of themselves.
>>27584262
better yet why aren't femanons offering their lewd feet?
>>27584872
They are responsible for their own behavior
>>27584876
Well I appreciate that. Being a robot and being employed full time is all u can handle at the moment, with a little bit of gym time.
So I got some spending money for extra curricular stuff.
>>27584911
I don't disagree, it's just something to think on.
>>27584789
Well that anon phrased it like it would be a problem.
>>27584844
I don't stalk anyone and I talk to people. No one wants to cuddle a 5'4 manlet.
>>27584262
>paying to cuddle
I dont think it gets much lower than that.
At least with hookers you actually get sex.
>>27584262
Who would ever want to cuddle with a disgusting femanon? I bet that every femanon here (if there's any) are fat, ugly, stinky and crazy. No thanks.
>>27585058
just give them all to me senpai
>>27584746
Die of laughter?
>>27585119
Die of horny. That woman is extremely good with her tongue.
>>27585090
Take me, i'm a ugly, depressed, 21 y/o virgin.
>>27585170
are you a girl?
are you fat?
what are your fetishes?
>>27584607
what's the issue with that?
I get to have a nice experience before I die, and you get to help rid the world of one more loser like me
>>27584262
probably because they don't exist
do any femanons want a male slave pet?
I don't want to get murdered, and it would cheapen any cuddles I wasn't paid for.
Of course if this service was prominent in real life, I'd pay ten or twenty bucks for a good cuddle with a middle aged woman. They make me feel safe and validated.
>>27585209
i'm chubby right now but i'm in the process of losing weight. i feel weird saying this but i'd like to eventually fuck a dude using a strap-on. i think it's hot.
I will cuddle with any of you, assuming you won't hurt me and shower regularly. Any of you.
I'm chubby and soft and really wonderful at cuddling.
>>27585327
that sounds great, I'm also a virgin and im into femdom
but the problem is i live in eastern europe, i'm not american
Anyone else here gone past the point of wanting sex?
I'd be satisfied with just cuddling.
>>27585392
bummer, i live in america.
>>27584262
Femanons are always one of two things.
1: A guy roleplaying
2: A roastie here to laugh at us
That's it, no number three or something in between.
I would have in the past but I didn't feel like getting raped or killed then and I certainly don't now
>>27584446
This desu.
Bloxxieeiejr
>>27585271
yes but it will always be an autistic fantasy as men will always get clingy and thirsty
>>27585743
you can always discipline your pet when it's behavior is unacceptable to you
>>27585743
I don't think I could do that.
I'd just want to cuddle and kiss him.
I'd baby him too much.
>>27584262
I don't like touching other people
>>27584262
because it would be allowing you a free use of their sexual market value, which would decrease it
can you imagine that? a """"""fembot"""""" providing affection to you without you emptying your wallet for her? without you being an olympic swimming champion?
>>27585852
>being superior female species
>not allowing your divine body to be touched ever
what a waste
