I CANT TAKE THIS GFLESS KHV LIFE ANYMORE
SOMEBODY SAVE ME
SAVE ME
S A V E M E
PLEASE
ANYONE
HELP
HE E L P
IDONT WANT OT LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE
IM SO FUCKING LONELY
I HAVE NOTHING
HELP
>>27584226
I am alone too, my friend.
>>27584332
hel pme
help me
i dont want to die like this
i want to live areal life
help
i just want someone to love me
WE are too alone, dont be silly dont hurt your self
Child, if you are a KHV beyond a certain age, then there is no help.
You can beg and cry all you'd like, but there is no remedy. You are meant to be cast out. Trust me, I know.
You could petition God himself, and it would do no good. Not even God can do the impossible, after all.
And even if he could, why would God waste a moment on our kind? If God cared, our kind wouldn't exist.
There's a reason that wizards and witches, those with familiar spirits, belong to the Devil.
Which is not the say that the Devil cares. It is simply to point out the fact that the Spirit of Nature has rejected us. And when the Spirit of Nature has rejected you, only the Devil remains.
To each man the familiar he deserves.
>>27584226
For a small fee of $450 a month payable for 27 months, any of you can be enjoying his own loyal and obedient virginal wife, within a month of your deposits reaching 6000 usd. Contact me at [email protected] for details
>>27584226
Here, observe the mortal child who has not yet transcended to schizoidism.
Observe the child's deep need for human contact, see how weak he is.
There's also a way to get a wife for free, contact me at [email protected] for details
>>27585042
>>27585104
reported you fucking fedorafaggot
If I still don't have a bf by the time I graduate college, I'll probably just pick up a bf from here. It's very relieving to at least have online options of men with similar hobbies even if real life men don't want me.
I don't mean to be rude, but I hope at least some of you are still available if I'm a kh(dateless)v in 2018.
WAKE ME UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE
>>27585128
Roastie please leave, you aren't welcome in this place
>>27584226
how old are you? there might be some time left
>>27585155
I'm sure my future robot bf is more than ok with me being here
>>27585141
Don't fret child, the world needs the inferiors, it would not work without you, after all, we, the ascended, can't do everything, which is why we need you.
You have a place in this world, child.
>>27585174
23.5 ;-;
not original enough
If you really can't handle it, kill yourself for your own good I guess.
>>27585128
>>27585175
You must be ugly as fuck, holy HELL. How does a girl like you even exist without smelling like literal shit at all times and being grotesquely deformed?
>>27585122
I don't wear a fedora, I'm a family man who enjoys the simple comforts of home, like having a pretty little wife who waits on mee and adores me. I just want other people to be able to enjoy such pleasures as well, what's the harm in that?
>>27585175
I can find you a handsome husband willing to put up with all the requirements of your mental illness, in less than a month. Contact me [email protected]
>>27585243
i am 27, take control of your life now or prepare for unforseen consequences, that is all i can tell you
serious it isn't fun
>not ascending past the pursuit of flesh
I truly feel sorry for you. Celibacy is the way to go, I have so much money for weed without a gf, it's perfect.
>>27585300
I am 26 and have never been asked out, got my first boyfriend from going on a dating site. I think it's pretty common in today's world of pussified men. The days of a man being interested in a woman and asking her out to a party or dinner are over, she has to make herself available in a way that's effortless for the man (e.g. facebook, okcupid ect.). Not complaining but letting you know that it's entirely possible for a normal looking girl.
>>27584226
Go ask some women out instead of complaining on /r9k/.
>>27586178
I want to be celibate but my parents won't let me
>>27586238
>Go ask some women out
WHERE
HOW
WHAT THE FUCK
>>27586251
>where
anywhere
>how
"hi, my name is x, would you like to get dinner sometime"
protip: works better if you are propositioning someone you have already met
>>27586237
>tfw waiting to naturally meet a boyfriend at college or on the bus or one of the ways it happens in movies
>tfw it is not happening
>tfw really do not want to meet a guy on the internet
If we have literally anything in common, I'll be your gf. I'm not a neet and I don't need you to provide for me. I want to get married and have a family and I'm already getting old so just accept me as a gf.
Thank you.
>>27584226
Get a hooker or a chubby.
Stop being a faggot
>>27586337
Lol, girls would freak out if I tried talking to them on the bus.
>>27586406
>gets offered a gf
>doesn't accept gf
>>27586921
I always wondered if people really meet through /r9k/ and how fucked up those relationships must be.
I live in a different continent in a country where no one browses this place so I'll never know.
>>27586900
if she is a normal girl and you are a normal boy there should be no problem... i think one issue is guys only see the young attractive girls and anything else is completely invisible
>>27584226
the rope can scape you, tust ,me
*newt(but me ghost)(buy me ghost ablum msdasdfagfaewghesrg&asgfeswrgwevgeshjghf mxdfgnd) ne?
>>27587044
I can do without model tier looks but young is a must. I'm fucking 23.
>>27587132
I know loads of 18 to 23-year old traditional, virginal girls I could set you up with see:
>>27585042
>>27586406
If you're serious contact me on Kelleypatrol@ aol.com and I'll send you a catalog of handsome young men willing to pay for your vacation and marry you
>>27587132
23 is fucking young, you idiot. Stop making excuses.
>>27584226
Proof please, gotta know if you're legit before doin' shit
>>27587678
PROOF OF WHAT
MY VIRGINITY?
MY LONELINESS?
WHAT???
>>27587753
Stop whining, you pathetic retard, and go solve your own fucking problem.
>>27587753
Nevermind proof
>no
>greentext
>story
fulfilling romantic relationships are a thing of the distant past.
it doesn't get better even if you by some miraculous stroke of luck get a cunty gf.
>>27584226
it's called going to a psychologist(or however the fuck it's spelled). You shoul try it
>>27588159
My relationship is pretty fulfilling senpai
