Worst Tinder pictures you've ever come across?
>>27584015
I don't use tinder, why would any robot use tinder?
>>27584038
To meet people. So you can finally escape from the 'Not socialising then complaining that you don't have gf' beta fag cycle
>>27584015
She looks fine, what's the problem?
>>27584126
Probably just not my type.
>>27584038
To do Chad experiments and further shatter your already non-existent self-esteem.
Atul
>>27584182
Parveen
>>27584182
He looks like he's 1/5th of an even more terrible boyband.
>>27584184
For all possible pictures of that individual, I think staying away from a facial shot is a good idea.
>>27584210
>He looks like he's 1/5th of an even more terrible boyband
Weird fat Indian guys make great music, fuck you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
Her freckles have freckles which have cancer
>>27584234
That's actually pretty fantastic
I feel like 10% bad about this one but...come on
this golden gal*barfs*
>>27584265
>>27584277
What I don't get is why these people even try.
>>27584277
Another of her. Again feel slightly bad but whatever
>>27584277
>getting your lower lip pierced drawing attention to the fact that you have no jawbone
God damn man.
>>27584277
Where the fuck is her chin
serious question
>>27584294
Guarantee those deformed girls even have orbiters.
>>27584324
>that's almost assuredly her mom
>the only friend she has to hang out with and take selfies with is her mom
NO
This one is just fucking awful beyond believe. I honestly feel bad for her
(She liked me first but didn't respond to my message. Killing myself tonight)
>>27584291
>my nickname is cookie
>>27584265
she has a freckle beard
I love this one personally because I can relate
>>27584354
This is b8 right?
>>27584354
>getting matched with that same person
>wew lad
hi anon live in chicago suburbs i see
>>27584265
>>27584277
>>27584291
>>27584324
>Anon, I think your standards are too high. Look at these girls, aren't they cute?
>mfw people imply that I'm the male equivalent of these
>>27584015
There is a tinder picture of a guy at a concert type thing and he is peeing in his own mouth I didnt save it though was hilarious
>>27584354
She's fit as fuck, dude.
Why do girls do that? I've matched them, and then they've just neglected to reply. What's the point?
Cute doggo for sure
Beginning my dump
1/??
>>27584277
>I LOVE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE AND DRINK
oh i'm sure she's got a LOVELY personality though
>>27584395
Did she reply?
Milwaukee area actually but what's up buddy :^)
>>27584397
I'm sorry anon.oregano speghettio
>>27584412
I'm hooked, go on......
>>27584402
this, I don't have time for that, so switched to hookers, when I have enough money saved to start a family I'll buy a mail order bride from phillipines
>>27584367
I'd let her babysit me.
If you know what I mean.I mean America has a history of having poor AA women look after upper middle class and upper class white children, a position that has both desexualized black women in the media through a mammy figure, and added strange vaguely oedipal sexual fantasies about black maternal figures into the collective subconscious.
>>27584412
This is mean. I don't like to make fun of people with legitimate deformities like this.
>>27584326
she accidentally ate it
>>27584412
WHAT THE FUCK !
GOOD GOD
>>27584412
stupid robot janitor
2/??
>>27584402
Some girls also click right on everything. They probably want messages from betas for ego boost. Or it could be catfish, etc...
>>27584424
I never messaged her because I was too scared.
I live near Fox Lake :^) by the border kinda almost
This thread is a huge self-esteem booster.
I might be ugly but at least my facial structure is normal, r-right?
>>27584461
I'd definitely swipe right ;)
>>27584376
Did you read the parentheses? It's sarcasm man. Yikes.
Here's another gross match
>>27584461
>The entire process takes 6 months (literally) because of how they go about animating the episodes. The shows are mostly drawn by hand. South park however uses computers which, in turn, allows them to do everything in 5 days. So what the Simpsons does is they prepare a whole season 6-8 months ahead of time
3/??
>>27584485
None of these girls would talk to you.
>>27584485
it doesn't matter
you're male
>>27584501
>A prolific composer who wrote for wealthy patrons and also earned money from public concerts, he wrote nine symphonies, 32 piano sonatas, one opera, five piano concertos, and many chamber works including some ground-breaking string quartets.
4/??
>>27584494
Definitely would fuck
>>27584494
wow that girl is qt as fuck. her no make up make up look is fucking qt as hell
>>27584468
Nice. I matched with her last night and messaged but yeah no reply
>tfw not Chad enough even tho 6'3 and decently attractive
You in school m8?
>>27584494
>9/10 girl
>makes herself way fucking uglier with a big cow nose ring and gauges
why do they do this
>>27584412
What am I looking at? What's wrong with her?
>>27584525
>The name Manhattan derives from the word Manna-hata, as written in the 1609 logbook of Robert Juet, an officer on Henry Hudson's yacht Halve Maen (Half Moon). A 1610 map depicts the name as Manna-hata, twice, on both the west and east sides of the Mauritius River (later named the Hudson River).
>>27584397
You kind of are.
>>27584502
>>27584503but i'm not male, just an ugly female
>>27584412
What the fuck? There's no way this a real person.
>>27584558
>The ones with pups that grow inside the mother have fewer babies at a time than sharks that lay eggs outside the body. Sharks do not care for their babies after they are born, but they do search for a safe place where they can lay their eggs or give birth.
>>27584184
Designated Poo Face
>>27584568
Social standing, yes, but not visually. Not even close.
I'm a 4/10 man and society has dictated that 4/10 men belong with 2/10 women.
>>27584412
Doesn't look real to me. There's some blur there where her neck is supposed to be.
>>27584549
yea I'm in school.
5'10 ugly as shit
>>27584576
(When you see it...)
>The Dutch originally called the region New Netherland. New Amsterdam, which was established on Manhattan Island, later became New York City. The state is named for the Duke of York and Albany, who later became King James II.
>>27584442
this is veeery interesting. it explains a lot of american culture. you are an intelligent person anon
>>27584501
This literally drained a portion of my soul
>>27584569
well then wtf are you doing here
>>27584591
>Constantine XI Palaiologos was the last Christian Emperor of Constantinople and the Byzantine empire. In 1453, when Constantinople fell to the Ottoman Turks, he was last seen fighting at the city walls, but the actual circumstances of his death have remained surrounded in myth.
>>27584558
Diana seems kind of cool.
>>27584591
Not that bad, just a feminist.
Really not that bad senpai. Probably an easy fuck desu
>>27584324
You should feel really, really bad -- you're kicking an underdog here.
It's much more virtuous to belittle Stacies.
>>27584501
10/10 would smash to pieces
>>27584591
>implying pit and pube hair is a turn off
I like when you go to finger a girl and start feeling it, it's somehow much sexier than shaved girls. I dated a crazy feminist once who didn't shave. She was very northern european and wasn't very hairy though, still hot.
>>27584632
Saw this one on Ebaumsworld, thought it was funny I live near her
>Leaded petrol contained a substance known as tetraethyl lead or TEL, a compound of lead in liquid form originally added to petrol to increase its octane rating. A side effect of adding TEL is that a layer of lead compounds forms on the valve faces of the engine, retarding wear.
>>27584627
I'm an ugly and unlikable khv with no friends. Why wouldn't I be here?
>>27584265
>>27584277
>>27584324
>tfw going to school in wisconsin
i hate the midwest, why cant i leave
>>27584652
>However, 'cashew apples' are not actually fruits in a scientific sense; the real fruit of the cashew tree is the kidney-shaped formation growing at the end. These fruits, also called drupes, are harvested and become what we know as a cashew nut.
>>27584638
True. But I'm not desirable enough to shatter a Stacy.
I wish I could though. Fuck.
>>27584666
>khv with no friends
if you're a woman, that's by choice
>>27584669
>As such, it takes a little longer than some bones to, well, become bone. Although it doesn't show up on X-rays, your baby does in fact have kneecaps. They're just not bony kneecaps. At birth, these kneecaps are still cartilage, and remain so for a few years.
>>27584632
>Constantine XI Palaiologos was the last Christian Emperor of Constantinople and the Byzantine empire. In 1453, when Constantinople fell to the Ottoman Turks, he was last seen fighting at the city walls, but the actual circumstances of his death have remained surrounded in myth.
why post something this sad to beat the robot
>>27584645
I agree my man, hairy is fucking fantastic.
>>27584169
This. We all know most of us have no chance on hookup apps but we have to see it to believe.
>>27584668
It makes you appreciate everything else so much more senpai.
>>27584587
Let's just be gay anon. Friend-jobs and what not ;)
>>27584689
>Some popular car models can make it between 30 and 50 miles after the fuel light goes on, according to a study by Pick Analysis. The average Chevrolet Silverado will continue for about 33 miles beyond empty. Smaller cars like the Volkswagen Jetta average about 43 miles and the Toyota Corolla tops the list at 47 miles.
>>27584679
I mean, I could definitely go out and lose my virginity, but the fact that I've never had a friend isn't my choice. People don't like to talk to me and just don't seem to like me. I can't imagine I'd have the happiest relationship if I can't even acquire one friend.
kek
her bio used to say "I KNOW IM UGLY"
>>27584406
That dog looks like its about to be eaten.
>>27584729
lmao at least she can laugh about it
>>27584723
there are hundreds of people who would listen to you and be your friend because you're a girl
but i'm not gonna argue about this here, we know what's true and what isn't
>>27584722
>Just because I'm dressed like a whore doesn't mean I'm a whore
>The university said Wednesday that it found four linen bras in an Austrian castle dating back to the 1400s, proving that women wore bras more than 600 years ago. It's such a revolutionary find because fashion experts thought the modern-day bra was only about 100 years old after women became tired of tight corsets.
>>27584722
My personal fuel light is on right now
I have a couple, allow me to share
>>27584729
>18
>looks fucking 40
Has hipster couture gone too far?
>>27584501
that's really slutty and disgusting
>>27584752
'Tis an awesome thing to see!
>>27584751
>Tfw you'll never be that good looking to score this smoking hot 2.5/10
U.S. nuclear-powered submarines can go faster than 25 knots (nautical miles per hour) underwater, which is approximately 29 miles per hour or 46 kilometers per hour.
>>27584752
LET ME GET MY STAR WARS POSTER IN THE PICTURE SO EVERYONE KNOWS I LIKE THING SKRREEEEEAWWW SKREEEAAAWWWWW
This can't be real, can it? I mean, there's no way
>>27584779
>A cinematographer or director of photography (sometimes shortened to DP or DOP) is the chief over the camera and lighting crews working on a film, television production or other live action piece and is responsible for achieving artistic and technical decisions related to the image.
>>27584710
:o
i don't think I'm ready for that kind of commitment with someone that is better looking than me.norman
>>27584752
Btw I matched with this one, got her number, talked a bit, planned to hang out, but she was so flakey about making plans. Probably hooked up with Chad
>>27584792
>In Canada, the term "Canadian Bacon" is not used. The cut of meat from the loin is referred to as "back bacon". In Southern Ontario, "Peameal Bacon", as it is referred to there, is a similar product; however it is not smoked but rather set in a brine.
>>27584070
But if you can talk to people you aren't a robot in the first place
>>27584755
Girls would rather date the masculine tall Chad on the right than the beta manlet on the left
man girls are narcissistic and entitled and all around pathetic
>>27584803
>Marco Polo (1254-1324) was an Italian voyager and merchant who was one of the first Europeans to travel across Asia through China, visiting the Kublai Khan in Beijing. He left in 1271 (he was a teenager at the time) with his father (Nicolo Polo) and uncle (Maffeo Polo); they spent about 24 years traveling.
>>27584743
I mean, I live the life of an unappealing female and people in real life just don't respond to my advances for friendship in a positive way. If I flat out told any of them that I wouldn't have sex with anyone until we have a developed, long term relationship they'd just drop me. I'm honest and can't help it.
>>27584294
because she probably has hundreds of thirsty beta faggots lined up
>>27584821
>Dress like whore
>"Don't treat me like a whore"
>Oases support some life forms in extremely arid deserts. The Sahara covers large parts of Algeria, Chad, Egypt, Libya, Mali, Mauritania, Morocco, Niger, Western Sahara, Sudan and Tunisia, extends over 9,000,000 km2 (over 3,475,000 sq mi) and it covers about 1/4 of the African continent.
>>27584558
>dark eldar
pleb. swipe left desu
Should I meet up with this chick I've been talking to on Coffee Meets Bagel? She went on vacation last week and then messaged me last night saying Happy Easter. How would you even ask to meet? I don't want to sound like a creep. She's like a 6/10 latina.
>>27584821
wtf is wrong with her lips
>>27584821
what the fuck blox
robot for fuck's sake
>>27584833
>The popularly and widely spread belief that we only use or have access to 10 percent of our brain's power is often used to speculate about the extent of human abilities if only we could utilize our brain's full capacity. In reality, this claim is 100 percent myth. We use all of our brain.
>>27584851
>The internationally recognized symbol for peace (U+262E peace symbol in Unicode) was originally designed in 1958 for the British nuclear disarmament movement by Gerald Holtom.
>>27584015
>>27584265
>>27584277
>>27584291
>>27584324
>>27584406
>>27584412
>>27584722
>>27584729
>>27584779
>>27584792
>>27584821
All of these women have swiped left on guys dozens if not hundreds of times.
Beggars CAN be choosers, if they are women. Our society enables it.
Why do people shill their twitter and instagram in a tinder profile? I don't understand
Mexicans are weird
>>27584752
>this kills the man.
Seriously I don't even know anymore
>>27584864
>When damage penetrates into some of the underlying layers, it is a partial-thickness or second-degree burn. In a full-thickness or third-degree burn, the injury extends to all layers of the skin. A fourth-degree burn additionally involves injury to deeper tissues, such as muscle or bone.
>>27584795
FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>27584892
>In order to be able to code for 20 amino acids, it is necessary to use three bases (which offer a total of 64 coding combinations) to code for each amino acid. These triplets of nucleotides that make up a single coding group are called codons or genes.
>>27584015
Absolutely fucking vomit inducing
>>27584901
And that's it
>Like humans, dogs have two sets of teeth in their lives. The 28 baby teeth erupt through the gums between the third and sixth weeks of age. Puppies do not have to grind much food, so they do not have molars. Puppy teeth begin to shed and be replaced by permanent adult teeth at about four months of age.
>>27584395
DePaul fag here straight from the Northwest burbs whatsup Chicago anon.
This thread makes my stomach hurt.
>>27584917
>>27584901
>>27584892
Bad life choises all around. I feel bad for the beta that takes them into the warmth
>>27584894
yea man thats gay i wouldnt touch another mans beniswhen do you want a friend succ?
>>27584885
"This isn't even my final form." - Ronaldo.
>>27584892
Why is her daughter so bald?
not much desu friend. I'm going to Columbia next year to trigger feminists. nothing to do on the weekend surprisingly.
>>27584917
Found some more
>At intoxicating levels, alcohol is a vasodilator (it causes blood vessels to relax and widen), but at even higher levels, it becomes a vasoconstrictor, shrinking the vessels and increasing blood pressure, exacerbating such conditions as migraine headaches and frostbite.
>>27585035
>Tfw no breeding sow
>Scotland and England, together with Wales united by the Act of union passed by the Scottish Parliament and Westminster in 1707 to form the Kingdom of Great Britain. The Irish Parliament voted to join the Union in 1801 when the then Kingdom of Great Britain became the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.
>>27584901
A suprising amount of single moms are good looking. I wonder how many messages they get compared to a similar rated girl without kids.
>>27585047
>When the band originally formed, Ringo Starr, born July 7, 1940, was the oldest member. John Lennon, born October 9, 1940, was the second oldest. Paul McCartney, born June 18, 1942, the third and George Harrison, born February 25, 1943, the youngest.
>>27585060
>Tfw you'll never be as cute as her boyfriend
>If your Lincoln Memorial penny has a date before 1982, it is made of 95% copper. If the date is 1983 or later, it is made of 97.5% zinc and plated with a thin copper coating. For pennies minted in 1982, when both copper and zinc cents were made, the safest and best way to tell their composition is to weigh them.
>>27585047
nexus 5?
>>27585070
>In between these colours may be seen secondary colours that are, perceptually, each a mixture of two of the primaries. Thus, you will see yellow between red and green, and cyan blue between green and blue-violet. The third secondary colour of light is magenta.
chill out robos. everyone so far has been cute or can't help it just like we can't help it. This is one I encountered, the girl was actually a qt but I think you'll still like it.
>>27585082
>Polar bears live In the Arctic in areas where they can hunt seals at openings in the sea ice called leads. There are five nations with polar bears: U.S. (Alaska), Canada, Russia, Greenland, and Norway. Polar bears do not live in Antarctica. Penguins do.
>>27585094
>The ice cup will weigh the same as when it was in liquid form but the volume of ice in the cup will be larger than what it was in liquid form. This is because when ice crystallizes into its hexagonal structure the water molecules are farther apart than when they are in the liquid state.
>>27584609
Are you being sarcastic at this moment?
>>27585091
the ugly people aren't the ones that upset me, I empathize with them
it's the single mothers and unashamed sluts
>>27585108
>I have a boyfriend but I still use this app ironically
she needs to get hit
>>27584184
>financially secure
>own his own place
>prime age middle age
>striped shirt, unadorned down to earth, pink top stripes with a hint of excitement and playfulness
>uni-brow for strong facial character
>uncaring hair arrangement, easy going
what more can you ask out of a man?
>>27585108
>I use this app ironically
Yeah I bet her bf gets cucked ironically too
>>27585108
Last one, this isn't mean't to be in league with the others or anything but it made me feel really bad for her
>>27584015
>22
bitch looks 35 wtf
>>27584277
>hotline miami music starts playing
>>27585152
>Muscular dystrophy
>23
Shit, she has a few years left at most.
>>27584805
>ironic shitposting
sudoku yourself.
Truly incredible.
>>27585114
not at all. I never thought of that because I am not american, but maybe the reason you underlined actually played a role in the portrait of AAWs
>>27584461
I like women with broad shoulders.
"nb plant thing"
What does that even mean
>>27585278
nb means non-binary
i don't know what non-binary means though
>>27585278
I know it's being a pretentious veggie cunt with it's "dead animals" bit, but I like to imagine somebody invited it over to look at their taxidermized pets.
>>27585075
Moto X
>>27584790
You ever see someones picture and instantly know the person in it is completely polite and kind. It's happening here. I hope he finds someone
>>27585360
BIG MISTEAK
>>27585368
He does seem really nice, but with that age and weight he's almost as terminal as >>27585152
I wasn't racist til I started tinder
>>27585368
Yeah me too, he sounds really fucking cool.
It's the moon incarnate
kek'ddo you think she gives good succ?
>>27584402
To get their attention of course.
>>27584821
>They/them
>feminist kill joy?
>pan
>peter pan?
>anarchist
>like Margaret Thatcher
>motherfucking margaret "iron lady" thatcher?
WHAT THE FHAACK IS THIS EVEN??!
>smokes weed
yeah that makes sense
>>27585413
She's kind of cute in a piggly wiggly fat little girl kind of way.
>>27585413
Pretty sure I've seen her before lol
Ori ginal
>>27584576
>turn offs
>slaanesh
Well shit, that's like the 2nd best chaos god after krone. 0/10, would not tabletop with.
>>27585316
It means she believes our species has more than two sexes.
A declaration of mental illness, in other words.
>>27585278
it's one of those kin things, they're a non-binary plantkin is what i'm guessing.
LOL (lots of laughs) were had in this thread, thanks guy spamming pics
>>27585549
>but... but gender is a social construct
>>27585620
shouldn't a plantkin be really into getting bukkake'd because it's the most similar process to plant fuck?
Or would a three way with another party acting as "bee" be more analogous?
>>27584692
He lives in legend now.
>tfw you just want to die doing hardcore shit like this and be done with everything
>>27584402
>she doesnt respond
thats because guys are FUCKING THIRSTY on tinder. lots of dudes spam the like button (also i have heard if you are picky, over time tinder only shows you people that are picky as well, which are far fewer people than the heart spamming ones. so the playboys get together with the playdettes or whatever you wanna call it)
so girls get matches all the time so if you dont stand out in a particular way girls are not interested in you since girls are not attracted purely by looks as quickly as guys (except if you stand out by looking ridicolously good but i even know a chad looking dude who also doesnt get replies all the time)
watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=getHgCC6eAE
also protip: call them by their name and then maybe even a ! worked for me 2 out of 3 times (like "hey stacie! :) "). i like to make music so i ask them what music they are listening to because i need some inspiration i havent gotten pussy till now though but at least some texted back
I've met so many third wave feminist tumblrinas on Tinder lately.
Would fuck just to win.
>>27585501
fuck this bullshit non-WF illustration and fuck you for posting it
asshat wankstain
>>27584576
>message her
>drive over
>show up in inquisitorial garb
>burn the filthy heretic's house down
>mfw
Hey you know what will get me girls? Telling them they're shit'
>>27585739
What a fucking braindead autistic retard
Typical numale thinking personality actually matters to girls girls and not the muscles and looks of the typical badboy as opposed to the beta good boy..
>>27585739
the male form of feminist attitude
i honestly just want a qt girl thats as fucked up in the head and interested in art as i am
this text is origianatf
>>27584792
>>27584803
Started playing "goodbye horses" on my mind as soon as I saw the picture.
I then read the description and was happy to be right.
I cringed so hard
>>27586071
>uses the term "cringe"
Reeeeeee normius exitium
>>27584294
You realize most females see us as the male equivalent of these, right?
>>27585413
come on now, she's pretty qt.
>>27585716
I enjoyed reading that. It made me chuckle.
Thanks based anon
>>27584841
That's the last thing that's wrong with her anon.
>>27584668
I went to River Falls for college over five years ago. I'm not at all surprised that she goes there. She looks like she fits in.
Plenty of babes at UWRF, but plenty of assugly cows there as well. It's a Midwest school after all.
>>27584501
where can i get more pictures of this beautiful cum dumpster
>>27585425
Love how you didn't mention trump.
I'm actually genuinely impressed by this
>>27584494
>domonique
Lol
>>27587137
The scuplt and application are pretty good, but the paint job, particulalry where the dark neutral tones are applied, isn't very sensical or lifelike.
>>27584645
This, I don't know how shaved ever became a thing. It's not "clean" to shave, it's the opposite.
>>27587212
I don't know anything about stuff like that, I just thought it looked neat because I have no talent or aptitude for art.
Do you do stuff like that, anon?
>>27584591
Yeeee why
>>27584632
I'd match with her just to say "then why not suck my dick too, slut! "
contributing some oc from milwaukee area
>>27587137
> Please respect me
Fuck me, this woman. What a fuckin' wreck.
>>27587407
>milwaukee /2
>>27587350
I definitely do, I also have a lot of problems with the actual painting and makeup though.
That's why I prefer making dental applications, because you just paint them like any old acrylics, I had a cool set of orcish lower teeth.
The first few post had me laughing. This thread made me feel better, thanks anons. Some of these make me feel a twinge of sadness and I regress back to depression but some of them are funny enough that I smile.
Also
>>27584669
>pic related
>>27587490
God she's cute, it's too bad she's an evil cunt who won't fuck other dwarves, and also seems pretty retarded.
>>27585091
>mfw nobody has cropped this next level Grinch-posting picture yet
>>27587538
That's really neat! How did you get into that? It seems like it would be expensive to get started.
Here's some really quality makeup (^:
>>27587625
kek'd heartily
Fuqqin saved
>>27587751
I just took a class.
Some elements, like silicone or dental acrylic can be pretty expensive and you usually have to buy materials in bulk.
That guy's combined the edgiest elements of The Crow and Heath Ledger's Joker, and he's topped it off gracefully with that guitar neck shirt, I'm pretty impressed.
>>27585368
Pic related is relevant to my interests.
>>27587564
>looking for guys any height
>won't fuck other dwarves
?
>>27587625
Learn to meme, kid
Reaction may mays have to be big
>>27588013
>tired of little guys
I think she means any normal height, she implies she left the little people dating pool for tinder.
What should I say to this? I can't tell if it's a joke, the girl is 30 miles away. Help robots
>>27584558
Swipe right.Emperor forgive me.
>>27588209
>being this retarded
just say "when are you available tonight"?
>>27584015
>all those non-whites
>>27584652
>Ebaumsworld
Can I borrow your time machine? I wish to go back to the mid 00's
>>27588491
What's wrong with ebaumsworld? I found it through Digg.
It has a bunch of these hilarious flashes made by this guy Albino Black Sheep.
how the fuck are these girls 18? They look like they're in their 20s, much older looking than the girls from my school
>>27588491
Ebaumsworld is shit and has been shit for the past 5 years but I've been a member since 2004
>>27588209
30 miles is not far for sex
what would you be doing instead?
>>27588790
Your not going to believe this bro. But sometimes women lie about their age.
Guys do it tooI'm 28 and say I'm 25, which is easy because I look 22.
It's the baby
>Age
>22
Bullshit, she is at least 40.
>>27588888
excellent numbers
>>27588908
The I-Drank-During-Pregnancy Starter Kit
>>27588908
>asst.Manager at Dollar General
>a two person run store
You might as well say your a fuel transmission provider when yo pump gas.
>>27587846
Oh, I see! I'll definitely look into that, I've always really though prosthetics and SFX makeup were super interesting
>>27587292
The fuck are you talking about?? Of course it's cleaner
>>27584461
i saw a video of some lady eating a mouse whole... i hope this is her!!
>>27587407
She's got more victim points in her bio than 9/11
>>27584828
Ill be ur friend?
As long as u don't mind im a failed chad
This thread is very interesting.
Does she think she will get a date? Fuck fatties are gross.
>>27589783
Of course she'll get a date
Are you stupid?
Man or women
>>27584755
Oh, lawd. I went to highschool with this guy. He had a phrase where insisted everyone call him 'Ted', but no one respected it. I can't control my keks.
>>27589868
something we are not suppose to see.
>people this ugly use tinder
>they all get matches
>i never once got a match
>despite swiping right on everyone
ask me how i know i'm 0/10
>>27590353
Post yourself. We wont care. At best it will be constructive criticism
>>27590399
you know it's that fat fucking mormon
>>27587490
>>27587407
fuck me man I haven't seen these gems yet
did you swipe right on the dwarf?
>>27584015
>tfw it's actually the girl on her left shoulder
>>27584397
You wish pal.
>>27585035
What the fuck are you quoting? Im not familiar with tinder so forgive me if its something like that.
>>27584501
>active 44 minutes ago
how do you get this?
>>27584525
thats some serious shit right there. government agents viewing tinder profiles
haha i would laugh if the cia use tinder
>>27590196
so you went to school with him now you see him on r9k? how is that possible.
small world huh?
>>27589783
I'd fuck her. I mean yeah she's fat but not like a complete landwhale
>>27584402
A LOT of women use Tinder as an ego boost. They right swipe everyone just to see how many males find them attractive.
>>27584184
If Dwight from the office was a Poo in the Loo
>>27584501
The Simpsons has been computer animated for quite some time now, so they can crank out episodes faster.
This is why they can hop on awful memes really quickly like the Harlem Shake, etc.yes I know its just to avoid the filter but it triggered my autism
