People you hate:
>people who audibly go "MMMMM" and nod their head while they're eating food
>people who openly criticize food while you're eating it basically calling it shit because it's not healthy, BECAUES LOOK AT HOW HEALTH MINDFUL I AM AND LOOK HOW UNHEALTHY YOU ARE YOU FUCKING FAT RETARDED SLOB
>people who yawn unnecessarily loud
>people who sneeze unnecessarily loud
>people who always have a cough
>people who always have a sniffle
>people who blow their nose where others can hear them, no I don't want to hear your fucking snot getting shot into a tissue you fucking idiot
>people who don't cover their mouth when they yawn
>people who sneeze "cutely" (~~~aaaachew ~~~ :3 OMG andrea your sneezes are sooo cute :333)
>people who rub their nose in public
>people who talk loudly in other languages (Chinese people)
>people who listen to their phone on speaker
>people who talk loudly
>people who whistle so that you can hear how good they are and also hear what songs they like
>people who hum music so that you can hear how good they are and also what songs they like
>people who "get into" their music in public by bobbing their heads
>>27581155
>People who don't like the things I like
Should all be lined up against the wall
>>27581155
>>people who rub their nose in public
Explain this one though?
>people who suck your dick
I like dealing with people who don't think I'm cooler than them, cause I can't help but be a douche to dick suckers.
>>27581236
anon is a former cokehead. he gets cravings.
The two things I hate above all else
>fucking mongoloids who audibly sip their drinks
>coughing
Both are guaranteed to send me into a rage
>>27581155
>people who sneeze "cutely" (~~~aaaachew ~~~ :3 OMG andrea your sneezes are sooo cute :333)
this. fuck fake sneezing stacies holy fucking shit fuck bitch cunt shit dick
it makes people assume thats what we sound like, and then when you sneeze like a normal person instead of engineering some "classy" bullshit moe noise (that ends up stifling half your sneeze) youre gross or too loud
>people who "get into" their music in public by bobbing their heads
i cant help doing this during really good songs, plus sorta dancing around to it in my seat at school helps me stay awake and focused
>>27581155
>People who respond with ''K''
>>27581291
I'm sure nobody thinks your cooler than them. You sound like a faggot.
>>27581155
There was this kid in my calc class in high school who had this handkerchief and he'd always blow into it super fucking loudly and it'd always interrupt the teacher because out of nowhere you'd just hear SSSSSPPPPLLLLUUUUUURNNNNNNFFFFFFFFUHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Everyday his back pocket (where he placed the handkerchief) would also be completely soaked and you could see it walking out of the classroom.
Also
>STEM kids who always have to prove themselves by arguing over some stupid card game
>women with that one bitchy look ALWAYS plastered on their face
>the typical feminist look (fat, ugly, dyed hair, tattoos, piercings, bright lipstick, shitty band shirts, etc)
>trashy women who get shit out of cucks and the cucks that supply them
>anybody who says they are not gay/straight/bi or male/female
>flamboyant faggots
>most lesbians
>people who don't do any more research on a subject past something posted on facebook, buzzfeed, vice, or huffpost
>people who believe whatever their favorite meme site indoctrinates them to believe without hesitation (9gag, reddit, even 4chan)
>>27581155
>people who have overly tight handshakes to show you HOW MUCH THEY MEAN BUSINESS
Just fuck people who do this.
>>27581155
But that's just normal stuff people do. Some of it is rude, but shit, it sounds like a Chinese girl with a cold listening to music would set you off.
>>27581155
>people who have unnecessary pet peeves and think they're superior to people they don't like based on minor things that a non autistic person wouldnt get bothered by
>hypersensitive faggot like OP
>>27581495
nu male detected. Cringe
>>27581155
>people who sneeze unnecessarily
Fuck off. I'm not about to hold back my sneezes to adhere to your delicate senses. I sneeze as loudly as I need to every time.
>>27581155
i guess your point has been failed to move on because of swimwear, which is rather ironic
>>27581414
I'm a huge faggot but I can deal with it fine. I can't deal with people who think I'm hot shit, though. I come across them every once in a while and it never does any good.
>>27581540
>but shit, it sounds like a Chinese girl with a cold listening to music would set you off.
>>27581602
Fuck off. A firm handshake is a meme as it is, but it's fucking stupid when it feels like they're trying to break the bones in your hand.
>>27581610
They are probably just being nice and cordial you autist
>>27581643
Okay girlyboy, I don't expect a nu male to understand. See how far a limp wristed handshake takes you in life. I bet you grab the fingers.
>>27581684
No fucking employer will disqualify you for something as trivial as that. And some people have nerve damage so isn't so fucking easy to grip someone's hand like you're trying to fucking pull it off. Never stopped me from getting a position though.
>>27581728
>He thinks a handshake is trivial in the world of men
So nu male it hurts. What's life like as a secretary? How many cats do you have?
>>27581604
>I sneeze as loudly as I need to every time
>probably wonders why he has no gf
>>27581792
You're a tryhard who's never going to make it
If you don't know the simple difference between a firm handshake and squeezing as hard as you can, you will never be a man
>>27581792
>people like this
>all you have to do is make eye contact and throw all your weight into a handshake and they'll permanently think you're "one of the movers and shakers"
neo-boomers are H I L A R I O U S
>nigger
>jews
>women
>degenerates
>people who do stuff I don't like
>>27581856
>A nu male intimidated by a tight grip is the authority on handshakes
hahahaha I guess every one must seem like a try hard to you
>>27581907
Post your watch right now
Or do you not have one?
>>27581863
Makes sense you'd post an anime picture if you have no tact with other men
>>27581155
when people here tell you not to kill yourself or say dumb shit like "suicide is cowardly"
>>27581924
>Handshakes are scary and trivial
>He judges other men on their watches and probably their shoes
>Probably a metrosexual who wears a vest and tie with jeans
Nu male scum pls. How can any man take you seriously?
>>27581995
>he talks about manhood when he doesn't even have a respectable watch
>>27581963
Is it because that guy actually managed to make you stop for a second, pussy?
why not just do it now because I told you so you fucking coward
>>27582074
>I haven zero business acumen the post
This isn't a movie mr nu male.
>>27582166
>talks down to anyone when he doesn't even have a watch
>>27582182
>He thinks handshakes are intimidating and trivial
>He thinks any heterosexual man judges anothers watch
>>27581155
What is it like living with autism? Do you find it difficult to function in your day to day life?
>>27582219
>he doesn't even own a single watch
>>27582182
Not him but I have a gshock because I need a watch that I can do hard work with, construction, heavy lifting, and delicate movements. A fancy watch will only get in the way, or get broken,it would be stupid to own a thing like that.
>>27582284
>He doesn't know the proper way to shake a mans hand
>>27582306
>he thinks his on-the-job watch is the same as his business/meeting watch
>>27582420
>NOT
>A
>SINGLE
>WATCH
>>27582435
>H-hey have you seen dans watch omg guys. What?N-no, I'm totally not gay
>Please don't shake my hand it's scary
>>27582477
>NOT
A
>SINGLE
>WATCH
>>27582487
>AFRAID
>OF
>FIRM
>HANDSHAKES
>>27581155
>overly negative people
>people who hurts me and my friend
>>27581155
people I hate:
>dumb frogposters
>>27582505
>>people who hurts me and my friend
>>27582510
Pproblem?
>>27582525
pretty sad that this shitty tumblr image is the hottest meemee on 4chan right now
>>27582565
doskosdkgs
>>27582525
Epic meme! XD I upvote
People that can't keep it under wraps when they're offended
Whiners
Hatred is my pet peeve
>>27581155
Just cut out people
Problem solved.
>>27582590
rhdfhdfsgdg
>>27582435
I work a lot of construction and skilled jobs, wearing a watch like that wouldn't benefit me. Theres no point in wearing a nice ass watch to a welding interview
This is my watch. best I can afford for now, still looks okay though. Even if it is shitty emporio.
>>27581808
It's funny, because obsessing over how loud someone sneezes is exactly what a KV would do.
>>27582647
>obsessing
lol
>he doesn't moderate his sneezes and makes himself stand out like a disgusting loser
You desperately need to evaluate yourself like you should have done right after school.
>>27581155
>tfw snifflefag
I can't help it, I can go through half a tissue box in one sitting and I'll still be doing it, benadryl isn't much help either. the only alternative is being a mouthbreather so I've just taken to wearing a medical mask in public.
>>27581155
>people who clap when they laugh (usually just once)
>the expression "yeah, no"
>people who say "wow" in a sarcastic way
>people who use the term "you had one job" (which is really just a modernized "epic fail") when the person or object in question had more than one job
>people who use the expression "long time no see"
>>27582844
wow. yeah, no. You literally had one job.
>>27581155
All the people arguing about handshakes and watches.
agree with everything OP said
who is that meme girl in the webms though
>people who pronounce "mature" wrong
>>27583032
MAT CHER
>>27582791
>hurr you need to evaluate yourself
>posts on /r9k/
Just another socially rejected autist telling another autist how not to be autistic.
>I don't find appearance attractive. Personality is the only thing that matters.
>I'm a saint because of this. Anyone who disagrees is a horrible person.
I seriously can't stand people that constantly say "UHHH" while talking as if their brain is periodically shutting down every five seconds while trying to form a sentence.
>I don't find appearance attractive. Personality is the only thing that matters.
>I'm a saint because of this. Anyone who disagrees is a horrible person.
These cunts holy shit
These cunts
>>27583140
>tfw do this constantly
I want to stop but I'm too retarded
>>27583185
Just start replacing the uh's and um's with nothing. As long as you don't upruptly stop talking for more than a few seconds you'll come off far less annoying
>>27583140
>>27583322
>try to stop
>other person thinks I'm done talking and interrupts me
fuck let me THINK
>>27581155
>>people who rub their nose in public
Uh oh. This is my nervous tic.
>>27583140
>as if their brain is periodically shutting down every five seconds
It does feel like this. Brain fog, man. When you're depressed it's hard to even concentrate on what you're saying.
>>27581155
>record lectures
>my various sounds are more audible than anything
>realize what a faggot I always am and never even knew
all of those i completely agree with.
well the last one... i really get into music when i'm alone.
all in all i hate people eating.
>>27581155
>People who say call me "man" at the end of a greeting or sentence
Just learn my name or speak properly
>>27581155
>People who walk around with one earphone in
>>27583511
I do it and you can't stop me, man.
>>27583394
this gif is CUTE!
>>27581403
Sometimes i respond to my bros with kkk just to be edgy, i sorta understand a quick k >im going to walmart >k
>>27583681
MY ENTIRE ARM JUST FELL OFF WTF!?
>>27581495
I personally believe that you need a firm handshake. I hate it when i meet someone and their hand feels like I'm gripping a limp fish but a knuckle breaker is annoying as well.
>>27582219
Personally i like watches, you know just to keep time and a good trusty nice looking watch is a great thing to have. But who the hell judges someone by their watch.
>myself
>those who are anti suicide
>people who stop texting meseriously, how fucking hard is it to tell me you don't want to talk to me?
>religious believerstippingintensifies.png
>fat people
>slow drivers
>anyone who loves to socialize
>nigger memes
>any pop culture anything
>the "nerd cuture"
My life is pathetic
>>27583722
Krokodil is an awful thing my friend.
>>27582130
exactly
staying alive is cowardly and Im a coward
nice try though
Honestly...I've always hated rich people.
Even if you are the nicest person I've ever met, and you are generous and humble...if it turns out you are rich, than I hope you burn in hell.
>>27581155
>people who sneeze loudly without squizzing their own nose to make it dead silent. its like they want to be noticed
>>27585177
I used to do this, but apparently it's actually bad for you to do that.
https://health.clevelandclinic.org/2014/04/dont-stifle-that-sneeze-you-could-get-hurt/
>people whose way of greeting me is "how are you"
it's irrational, but this line bothers me greatly. there's never a time this is asked when you're not obligated to reply "fine, thanks". in most cases the person asking this is just walking by you too, like why the fuck did you say anything if you're not going to be paying attention to me by the time I get a response out. just say "hi" or "good afternoon" or something god damnit.
