>Ask a girl on Tinder "Which is better, a ninja or a pirate?"
>Picks ninja
>Can't explain why
>Fucking roasties
>>27579735
>choosing ninja over pirate ever
fucking landlubbers
>>27579735
samurai and cowboys are better, but none can beat natives
>>27579759
My keelhauling brethren
>>27579759
This
Pirates have to teach themselves to swashbuckle and fight to survive
Punkass ninjas are trained by a sensei
>>27579735
>tfw no pirate crew to plunder with
>>27579735
>Ask a girl on Tinder "Which is better, a vampire or a werewolf?"
>Picks one
>"Because of Edward/Jacob"
>Fucking roasties
>>27579774
>none can beat natives
That's cute
>>27579735
>Seriously bothering people about two mid- tier fighters when the Janissaries are the way to go
wew lad
>>27579735
>Ask a girl on Tinder "Who is better, Batman or Superman?"
>Picks Batman
>"Because of Ben Affleck"
>Fucking roasties