If i get dubs i will chop my dick off and eat it.

Too bad, you failed, now I get to punch your mom instead. Give me her coordinates and I assure you I will get it done

>>27579615
If I get dubs, OP punches his mom in her face

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If I get dubs I punch op's mom in the face.

If I get dubs, my mom's OP punches me in the face

You should do it anyways, op. As a preemptive measure.

>>27579615
If I get dubs you go clean up your house before she gets home. If she's already home do it anyway

If I get dubs I'll do nothing

if I get dubs I will kiss my girlfriend to wake her up and tell her that I love her

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>>27580799
isnt that sweet

If I get dubs i'll do absolutely nothing

dubs and everyone on r9k gets a gf

If I get dubs I'll leave /r9k/ forever.
for real

If I get dubs I enter into coocoon mode right now

if i get dubs, we do the opposite of what we say we'll do in this thread.