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>The ideal guy is good-looking and fit enough to carry a 50+ kg "backpack" on hikes in the valleys here. He's about my age, has a stable income and an interesting personality. He's also intelligent, I don't think I could deal with someone who's not. A talent in music, art or something similar would be icing on the cake.
tfw not even crippled girls want to date you
Prostitutes are hotter and ask for much less.
>>27579285
100$-300$ and hour
And this is why I tell girls they where never raped because pussy can be had for 100$ or less
You where not raped you're just a slut/whore with high matainince.
>mfw im that guy that tried getting nudes
>>27578809
Translation: I want a man to carry my things on hiking trips because I'm weak and frail.
I want a man to be intelligent enough to navigate and to be interested in arts because I'm a woman and I'm too stupid to think or do anything myself.
>tfw I have all of that yet she still won't date me cuz manlet
REEEEEEE
>>27579419
>I want a man to carry my things on hiking trips because I'm weak and frail.
she's literally in a wheelchair anon
>>27579520
Sounds like an excuse to me
>>27579439
what do you mean by manlet?
>>27578809
>Ideal
You guys don't seem to understand the meaning of that word.
She says ideal tho. I don't think my ideal gf even exists
>>27578809
>50+ kg
is that supposed to be difficult?
>A talent in music, art or something similar would be icing on the cake.
>icing on the cake.
required for me to spread my legs*
these kind of girls always believe their entitled to something, probably since they love their just world fallacy
in reality they got dealt and shitty hand and want something to take the pain away
>mfw it wont happen
>>27579520
just start lifting bro
>>27578809
>good-looking
Chad
>fit
roid mode shredded
>about my age
cannot be younger
>has a stable income
white collar bachelor's degree job and over 60k salary mandatory
>an interesting personality
romantically and sexually experienced
>intelligent
see the part about income, she doesn't give a shit what you think
> A talent in music, art or something similar
famous
I have gotten really good at decoding roastie-speak.
>>27579520
>cripple
>wants 10/10 perfect rich smart funny strong Adonis
that's like if I was an obese neckbeard NEET and demanded a submissive virginal angel-faced 16 year old
>50kg
Does she even have an idea what weight means?
>>27578809
>kilograms
red flag unit system
>>27579770
doesn't that kind of describe /r9k/ though?
>>27579718
Says the bitter 18yo who hasn't ever talked to a real girl aside from his mom.
Please, tell us more about your "experience" with women.
>>27579814
I'm 22 and normal. I could post pictures of myself with different girls but I don't want to breach anonymity.
>>27579775
50kg is fairly light to have on your back, but hiking with that you'd get 500 ft max
>>27579804
this
(sadly)
THIS IS FUCKIN ORIGINAL RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27579832
Sure you could chief.
Did I mention my uncle works for Nintendo?
>>27579876
uh, well, my dad works at sony
take that, nintentard
>>27579876
>Did I mention my uncle works for Nintendo?
The fact that you think having dated a few girls is as outrageous says enough about you.
>>27579834
Yeah, carrying it for a few minutes should be doable but actually hiking with it would take even strong men to their limit.
>>27579414
>tfw she didn't post any
>>27579834
>>27580121
back when I had military duty we had a march with 20-25kg backpacks, since one of my comrades was about to collapse any moment the rest of our group had to carry his backpack as well, and marching with that weight is fucking exhausting. Granted, I'm not a role model for fit guys but still, hiking with 50kg is not fun at all
>>27578809
>>27579285
>>27579419
>implying robots don't have stacies as ideal gfs
>>27578809
>stable income
Whenever I see something like that, the first thing that comes to mind is that she'll leave him if he ever loses his job.
And then that if she ever meets his boss, she'llcuck him.
Are you guys demented?
She's says her DREAM man is just someone attractive, in *decent* shape and with a stable income. That's it. "Oh, and maybe have a talent."
and you act like she just rolled out the laundry list of Herculeian mandates.
>>27580295
Fuck off you pathetic white knight. She's not going to sleep with you
>>27580295
You forgot intelligent and interesting, which are far more nebulous.
>>27578809
whats 50kg? like 100-120 pounds? you can't carry that?
>>27580203
Nearly did though, im getting bettr at it. I was smooth as fuck.
>>27580005
No, YOU having dated a few girls is what is outrageous.
>>27580319
Anybody could be "interesting and intelligent", its a birthright. Just have a drop of substance
>>27580401
But you don't know anything about me. You're still being outrageous.
>>27580121
hafthor could do it probably
>>27580693
>Uses the word roastie unironically
I know EVERYTHING about you, including you being 18 at most.
When will people learn that unattractive people aren't attracted, by definition, to unattractive people?
Everyone has some unrealistic ideal partner that they'll never get. Everyone eventually settles down when they delude themselves into thinking they truly love and will forever love someone imperfect. It's all bullshit, if you aren't one of the most attractive people in the world then your partner will desire something better. Even if, EVEN IF, you were someone's ideal mate then that doesn't guarantee that once someone obtains you as a partner they won't get bored and want to try something else
Dating is a delusional sham. Any thinking person should push past their petty emotions and forgo such frivolous things
I cringe every time I read /soc/ threads
it's always a bunch of thirsty dudes fawning over some dumb bitch they'll never meet anyway
>>27578809
So let me get this
This bitch is a fucking cripple and needs help going to the bathroom , yet she wants LITERALLY an ideal guy to take care of her?
Jeez And they call us ''Entitled''
Also how does this bitch work out? Doesn't being a cripple kinda wear her down? Will she hit The Wall Earlier?
>>27578809
REEE. Why is this allowed?
>>27582165
I'm glad you just cringe
I cringe and rage every fucking time. I despise these people.
I absolutely abhor people who pursue sex so vigorously and with such futility because of their own absolute stupidity.
Why would you willingly browse /soc/?
anyone want to write some responses to a fake dating profile for me?
