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http://www.polygon.com/2015/7/23/9024393/how-women-gaming-stars-would-look-if-they-werent-sexualized-fantasies
Landwhale roasties crying foul against thin women siting they do not exist in the world. I kekled so hard I came in my mouth. Discuss overweight women and why they not only want the cake, but they wanna eat rational thinking too.
>>27578049
tldr
Since when is being fit and healthy about sex? Roasties only think with their ovaries.
I reckon some lulzy developer should sneak in a parody of the megafat tumblr whale in one of their games.
Someone who breathes heavily after walking up half a flight of stairs, has purple hair and smells like cheese that has gone bad mixed with toilet spray.
It'd be interesting to see how the dumblrs would take it. I reckon half would defend it, and half would be offended.
How would someone who runs around and goes on adventures and shit all day be a land whale?
>>27578176
this would actually be a hilarious experiment
>>27578049
That's an exaggeration, the art displays an ideal that isn't anywhere as common as what's the norm, which is what they are depicting.
>>27578655
But it's a real woman.
>>27578263
>>27578083
Exactly It's so obviously some fucking insecure land whale self imposing on famous characters. like some girls actually ally look like the GTA one purely because they fucking work at their bodies rather than atrophying from an overdose of shit food and no exercise.
>make the Capoeira fighter fat
>make the military chick fat
>make the AI representation fat
>make the acrobatic explorer fat
>make the Stacey fat
>make the gypsy girl fat
Fucking hell they really took the fucking worst examples to try to make their point.
Feminists hate Stacy but can't admit it
>>27578049
>be depressed
>stop eating
>lose weight
>landwhales actually exist
They must be extremely happy. Why are women 40-100 more pounds than me happier and more successful in relationships? I for one look up to the fit bodies of females in video games. Things to strive for desu
>>27578049
chubby cortana makes my dick hard doe
>>27578655
>Tomb Rader
>always working out, climbing mountains and shit, and fighting thus expending calories, gaining muscles and staying fit/skinny
>Christie
>Is a fighter to she needs to stay fit to win
>Rikku
>Is a fighter and works on machinery thus stays fit
>Cortana
>literally not human so whoever made her is going to make her thin
>Sonya
>A fighter...
None of these women are the norm in the first place so it makes perfect sense for them to be there. Normal women would have died trying to attempt their activities.
>polygoon
>rolypolygon
>polyhon
>poultrygon
>polyfuckinggone
NEVER
V
E
R
>they have to be chubby
>they can still keep their chiseled face features
OK
>>27578803
this
the rest make no sense --they are essentially athletes
but cortana looks more qt like that
there has be a point in time where one developer just says no to all this nonsense and just releases what he wants.
>>27578906
They already do it lol
>>27578858
when can i softly cuddle and cry into my chubby robot waifu
Why can't you just fucking ignore them, they're mentally ill and should not be taken seriously.
Do not reply to them, do not ridicule them and most importantly, don't post their garbage
>>27578841
this
can somebody think about ugly-faced people?
>>27578992
came here to say this tbdesu
>average women
>square
Not where i live
>>27578049
>man sees ideal physique to strive for
>i should change myself
>woman sees ideal physique to strive for
>everyone else should change to fit me
>>27578176
lmao i'm totally doing this
going into game design and i hope to own a studio someday, i'll make it happen
>>27579133
>man sees ideal physique to strive for
>i should change myself
im never sure if this kind of stuff is ironic or not when someone posts it on /r9k/ literal male tumblr
>>27579202
Robots arent rallying to force them yo make wolverine or superman fat. Fuck off
Why do Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian have to be so hot? I jerk off to them both.
>>27578834
For those characters it makes sense but not for the one in OP's image.
>>27579202
<male tumblr
<accurate
>>27579287
Failed greentext how embarassing
I wonder how long it'll take for the witch hunts against real, attractive women to begin?
>average american is getting fatter every year
>that means it's the new ideal
fucking what, hamburger whale logic.
>game involves women doing physically demandings things
>athletic characters are 'unrealistic'
why can't roasties into logic
