The majority of girls with male dogs has tried doing sexual things with them.
Keep that in mind when you meet girls with dogs.
>>27576889
But don't dogs have tiny dicks?
>>27576889
>>27576889
I don't think that is true. Where are you basing this generalization? It's a creepy thing to say.
>>27576889
Families usually have a slight preference for bitches since they're loyal to all members of the family whereas male dogs are often loyal to only their master.
Also most families neuter their male dogs to make them more biddable and less aggressive.
>majority
Post the statistics. I mean I'm sure sexologists have done at least one study. Enlighten us OP.
Jokes on women I have a 10 incher and fuck horses over women.
>>27576902
a lot of them do. depends on the breed really.
>>27576951
male or female you can still get a dog to eat you out
>>27576971
w-w-w-wow
>>27577037
you're sick and need help
>>27576971
Still roughly the size of mine by the looks of it, I don't think I would be intimidated by the fact a chick had dog dick.
>>27577120
you will never be able to give her the pleasure of the knot
>>27577120
I don't think the idea is to be intimidated, just disgusted
>>27577128
dogs also cum A LOT. most of it isn't even sperm, they just keep cumming to fill up as much pussy as possible
>>27577093
no I'm a free spirit exploring my sexuality
>>27577160
What are those two doing on the bed? :O
>>27577160
wow shit post more of this
>>27577177
good way to get a ban tbqh, despite not being illegal in most states
>>27577160
>sparky thunderknot
>>27577160
Shit nigga that's hot
Got anymore? And don't act like a 4chan ban means anything
>>27577160
sause plz
originaleee
>>27577182
I always wondred about that, you even get banned for posting animal dicks without any people on the pic yet get banned for posting illegal content
are animal dicks illegal in the USA?
>>27577160
Eh desu I doubt many dogs are this hung and contrary to /r9k/ belief some women don't actually love massive cocks (it hurts them), really I guess I am just not intimidated by chad/hung dogs or whatever.
>>27576889
Why would/should I care, as long as they didn't try anything with turks or arabs?
>>27577160
Is that dog wearing socks?
>>27577383
so the womans back and legs don't get covered in scratch marks
>>27577383
the socks stop them from scratching them while it pounds them. the best part is when they get knotted and just have to stay there, impaled on the massive knot.
This is my fetish, and I hate it.
>>27577296
>reddit has its own dog sex subreddit
>meanwhile I get banned on /b/ for posting it
>>27577405
you can train a dog to fuck your ass you know
>>27577398
its okay if you're a girl
its only disgusting when guys do it
>>27577287
Lol... Do you actually believe this? That's just what they tell their beta cuck, doormat, emotional tampon boyfriends. When only their girlfriends are around they talk about howhat much they miss Chad's 9 inches.
>>27576904
It's from some bullshit returnofkings article where the guy states no sources whatsoever.
It's from the homosex culture known as MGTOW.
To be honest, this is one of my fetishes and I wish it happened often...or at least get a gf into it. But alas, I would say under 1% of girls have even thought about trying it. :/
>>27577405
only dogs dont ejaculate like humans. they just constantly dribble. there's no big sudden ejaculatory event. same with horses and most mammals.
Girls with horses are worse.
>>27577413
It's disproportionately men that have this fetish, I believe.
I fucking LOVE bestiality
>>27577396
Well, I learned something new today.
>>27577432
>gay
>mgtow
Uwotm8
And I'm with >>27577405 because I seriously wish I was a girl so I could do that shit near every day.
>>27577441
You're wrong about horses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOI0O__qQ_A
>>27577452
Women who fuck dogs are less disgusting than women who fuck niggers.
>>27577470
omg
m
g
>>27577475
There's a difference to you?
>>27577421
Eh our views differ it's not like either of us will ever convince the other of my view, but at least I haven't forefeit the game before its even begun
>>27577472
I was depressed for a long time when I started to realize everything lewd I could never do as a girl.
It feels really bad, even now.
>>27577443
can't blame them, have you ever seen a horse dong IRL?
its true that they have sex with dogs
>he will never tell
>he fucks you like an animal
>big dick
she just needs to bend over he snifs the hormones out and fucks instincly
>>27577452
thats vile. delete that shit
>>27577499
The white race is being bred out of existence whiteboi. DEAL WITH IT.
>>27577503
because a few porn actresses on birth control fuck black guys in videos that white men will buy? how do you figure?
>>27577486
A dog can't get a girl pregnant with a little niglet and make her a single mother.
Also a dog is unlikely to chimp out and kill you, if properly trained.
>>27577503
And just as we leave, most technology and culture follows.
But at least you got zebra fuck shows. That's legit awesome.
>>27577486
Of course. Dogs are more domesticated than niggers.
>>27577470
wut? no that's just the dick falling out which was plugging them up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTAz1Tj1zQc
what women enjoy about a man cumming inside of them is the feeling of the organ suddenly swelling and then pulsing and the knowledge that their body made them reach a climax. other mammals dont climax. they just begin shooting as soon as their dick is in a sock.
>>27577504
An average sized dick isn't a losing hand, how do you think this works, do you think you pick up a girl at a bar buy her drinks and get her back to her place and she sees your 6 inches and goes "oh my god get out you disgust me!" no you retard, yeah maybe you wont fuck her as well as chad but why give a fuck? If she isn't satisfied by me why should I care when I still got satisfied by her and will likely never have to deal with her again in my life?
>>27577529
...are you me? I do the same. Especially if it includes monsters or aliens.
I love the idea of breeding all types of beast girls and aliens...but imagine being bred by them. Diamond can't compete with what that does to me.
>>27577548
FUCK OFF NORMALFAG DIEEEEEE
>>27577531
>not available in your country
:-(
lol dog dicks are fucking gross how could a women want this shit? sick cunts
>>27577564
just google "collect semen from horse"
they just put a mare on heat infront of the stallion. horse gets horny. they bring the stallion to the mount. it mounts the mount. they put sock over its dick. three seconds later, giant horse condom ready for semen ready to forcibly impregnate all the mares.
>>27577580
It's the mental and taboo aspects.
Women are driven by mental attraction more than visual. Remember, it's not about how attractive you are. It's about how attractive other people think you are.
>>27577589
At least we'll have the x-change threads on /gif/...even though I always get sad that those types of meds don't exist.Yet. Let me dream dammit.
>>27577609
imho thats way more fucked up than fucking a mare for pleasure
>>27577621
Those threads are fucking garbage and the retards who make them can't form complete sentences.
>>27577609
So men masturbating or cumming into a fleshlight while sniffing a girl's panties should be considered animals and slaughtered for meat or experimentated on?
>>27577638
Yeah...I know. But there's not many other options other than RPing it yourself.
THEY DO IT FOR (F)REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27576889
How about no you sick Fffreak
>>27577628
the mare is happy. they just give them a bucket of oats to distract them while they shove things up their cunt. a mare literally doesnt care what you do to it as long as you give it a bucket of oats.
>>27577640
unless you have a dysfunctional cock and shoot as soon as you stick your dick in the fleshlight, then no its not the same. they dont even stimulate the stallion. as soon as they slip it on the horses cock it just starts spewing cum. sex isnt a social event for most animals. their only priority is to get their dick in only for a few seconds to unload.
>>27577651
Thank mobile version: I have mega links.
>>27577671
>the mare is happy. they just give them a bucket of oats to distract them while they shove things up their cunt. a mare literally doesnt care what you do to it as long as you give it a bucket of oats.
then why is one practice illegal while an other is the basis for a large industry?
>>27577671
>sniffing a girl's panties while masturbating is considered social
classic r9k, this is why I love this place
>tfw b&
>>27577621
I haven't looked at those much. A lot is just me daydreaming/imagining while lying in bed.
Check out Boku Girl if you haven't already.
>>27577691
>sniffing a girl's panties while masturbating is considered social
????
where did he say that ????????
r u one of those assumption muffins????
>>27577609
I wonder if those girls enjoy their job
>>27577707
>all you can eat horse sperm afterwards
why wouldn't they?
>>27577682
I dont understand what the other is you are referring to. but i am going to guess an answer. because horses are property and not people?
domesticated hand raised birds become aroused by the sight of their handlers. they display more erotic behavior in the presence of their handlers, get horny as fuck and then when the handler leaves they go and rape the other birds to take out their frustration when they realize that they arnt getting any human poon.
>when she looks at you like this fug.
>>27577702
Play Violated Heroine. You'll get off so hard you'llget depressed at how visceral the perversion can get and how it's not honestly happening to you...sad again now.
>>27577462
/pol/ discovered one of the top leaders of the MGTOW movement had ties to some homo in one of their movements. What a surprise
>>27577128
You just gave yourself away doggo
>>27577733
Is that a surprise? Most militant feminists who advocate genocide are hard lesbians.
>>27577720
I believe he's asking why it's legal for industry to "fuck" animals but the average pervert can't.
>>27577722
I'll check it out thanks.
Does your wish to be girl solely revolve around sexual type stuff?
>>27577707
Look at that smile
>>27577764
Who the heck poses like that??
>>27577779
well that girl does, for one. And I doubt she's a special, unique snowflake so I'm sure she's not the only one in the world who would
does that answer your question?
>>27577752
Not solely, but a large portion involves it, oh yeah. Especially since the "don't go here, you'll be sexually abused" meme feminists are crying about makes me wonder how fun it'd be to go there after changing and see how wrong (or right) they are.
I've put a lot of thought into possibilities...
>>27577764
well in new zealand you can load up on horse semen all you want.
I know this an autism awareness forum for fans of mangak and everything but I just wanted to remind you all that girls shit and wipe their ass and shave their smelly cunts and bleed out their cunts. they aren't fairies. they will not fix your life.
>>27577802
>no one came back for seconds
I wonder if thats because it tasted that bad or its because its fucking 25 dollars for a single shot
>>27577812
if I get a gf thats like my mommy, she will fix my life and make me comfy just like mommy used to
I'll also settle with a girl who is like a nurse who can bring me my meals and wipe my poopoo
>>27577814
it says many roasties came back for seconds.
>>27576889
>bf constantly talks about how he wants me to fuck dogs and horses and whatnot
>breaks up before we do any kind of sex thing
>>27576971
Wew lad, glad I decided to wait with sex. Never gonna date a farmboy again no matter how cute they are.
>>27577833
>none of the customers who tried hoihoi taatea came back for seconds
WHICH IS IT
SHITTY FUCKING JOURNALIST WHO WROTE THIS
>>27577802
women don't even realize how degenerate they are
>>27576904
There are thousands of women on beastiality forums talking about how they got mounted by their dog without intending for it to happen and they loved it. For every one willing to talk about it to other people there have to be a thousand more who aren't talking.
Those two Mega links were legit. Thanks brave anon.
>there are thousands of videos of dogs fucking women on the internet
>those women will have sex with a dog but not with you
this is the most fucked up video by far.
>tfw wish some angry dykes would do this to me
>sedates elephant with fucktons of ketamine
>extracts penis from sheath
>applies sock
>massages semen out of dick
>holds dick still while it throbs
>man uses electrostim unit on its prostate to make it orgasm repeatedly
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/femail/video-1097587/GRAPHIC-How-semen-sample-elephant.html
I am sexually aroused by female cats and their flexibility.
>dog dildos are actually an item popular enough to stay stocked in online stores
>>27577902
>he doesn't know about bad dragon
normie pls
>>27577911
what about that post made you think I didn't know about bad dragons? whats with you autists making huge leaps in logic for your little assumptions?
>>27577895
>That blonde who keeps massaging and touching it
Awyisnigga
>>27577902
>This is the face a woman who fucks dogs
Just about what I expected.
>>27577902
>butter face
those cheeks are disgusting
>>27577902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI
Same girl?
>>27578021
yes. same girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Apm4JG5msk
she uploaded this one recently too
>>27578021
Same girl, yes.
>>27578021
>>27578053
according to twitter she's going to appear on Tosh.0. I have no idea what that is other than some television show. So a dog fucker is literally going to be mainstream
>>27578106
And according to her Facebook she's been handed literally her entire financial life by a business man.
I both feel disgust but honestly wish I could've done the same as her. Maybe in another life.
>>27578139
Be my gf pls.
You should be my gf.
>>27578139
>even the butter face dog fuckers get free rides through life
>but white male privilege is still a thing I guess
>>27578157
Because no one else does it.
Do weird shit and businessmen will literally throw money at you forever. Look at Japan.
>>27578164
I dont think any white privilege is a thing in japan either
>>27577869
Was the post deleted? If so please give me a link
>>27578157
This shit right here fucks me all right up. Try to live a legit life? Have actual interests and even something of a basic fucking aspiration?
Nothing compared to someone four years younger than you who's gotten more money in months than you'll get in five years.
Maybe I should become a degenerate. At least then old men will give me their money and I can do literally anything I want in life and go "dogs are better than men lol".
Fuck her, and fuck this.
>>27577895
It's 6:00 AM, I have shit to do, but here I am sitting and watching.... that. What is wrong with me?
>>27578228
Take comfort in the fact that nobody respects her, and there's nothing prestigious about what she does. She's also irrevocably fucked-up her life.
>>27578282
no one respects me either tho. at least I could be rich and urespected
>>27578228
She will never find true happiness.
>>27578316
I respect you. Marry me.
>>27578316
At least you still have the potential to earn respect, she doesn't.
>>27578282
Read >>27578316 Because fuck the respect of the middle-aged losers I work with. If I had access to millions, what makes you think I'd care what people thought of me?
>>27578348
Respect ultimately doesn't mean much if I can't buy shit on my own if it's more expensive than rent.
Femanon here- I wouldn't worry too much. I know for a fact that I am sexually aroused by the idea of animal sex but would never go through with it. Pic related is as far as I go- I own a King Charles Spaniel and like to write sex fantasy stories where he transforms into a variety of other animals and has sex with me. Pic is just the folder and a random example of a passage from one of them.
I would feel bad about actually fucking my dog. He is very nice and doesn't deserve to sniff my ugly ass.
>>27576889
Thats fucking retarded, thats like saying the majority of men with female dogs have tried sexual things with them.
>>27578391
Well.
Is that wrong.
>>27577764
this is a fake btw here's the original
>>27578386
>fembot with such low self esteem she doesn't think she's even worthy of a dog dick
damn
>>27578396
I'm not gonna dwell on whether fucking animals is morally wrong or not, I just doubt most women would fuck their dog. Unless if there is some proof then I suggest forget about it.
>>27578053
>Someone was handling the camera
How degenerate
>>27578386
Glad there's another writebro around. I enjoy writing about a lot of shit, but I wouldn't ever become some roastie financial cunt and go "I fuck dogs, get over it it's legal". She's the definition of a fucking Stacie.
>>27578421It was the dog.
>>27577844
>breaks up before we do any kind of sex thing
Why did he break up?
Or did you drive him away with your BPD?
>>27578106
I read something about a girl from the Netherlands doing beast porn for years then becoming a showmaster or something, I'm not even kidding. Forgot the name tho sadly
>>27578451
She killed herself, actually.
>>27577902
that bitch fucks dogs
>>27578316
>at least I could be rich and urespected
then do it faguette
the money awaits
>>27578386
You should be my gf, you weirdo.
>>27578358
>>27578316
Take a look /r9k/, a peak into the average woman's psyche.
They don't actually care about shit like respect or honor, that's exclusively for men. If it's not making them money then it's not worth it.
>>27578486
>men never sell out
>>27578457
No thats someone else, the one I mean is alive or was at least until very recently
>>27578424
directed by M Night Shamalamadingdong
>>27578490
>The average man is a sellout
Reading comprehension m8.
>>27578507
Given the opportunity? Probably. But most aren't.
>>27578021
oh shit i'm normy
>>27578517
Right, which is my point.
The average woman would sellout in a heartbeat.
>>27578517
Most never get the chance, especially for something that takes literally 0 effort, is only pleasurable, and can give you hundreds of thousands of dollars...up to millions.
Tell me a man wouldn't do that. Shit, tell me any robot wouldn't do that, outside of going muh wizardry.
>>27578534
>Tell me a man wouldn't do that.
A man wouldn't do that.
Shit, my dad legit had the chance to be with some old sugar mommy millionaire that wanted his dick, he turned her down because "selling your body like that is for women."
2bh, I fucking love my dad, dude's moral as fuck and loves all sorts of vidya, comics, and cartoons.
Shame more guys can't be like that.
>>27578566
Literally one example doesn't work for everyone.
What's even worse is that she's a scammer on top of it: http://imgur.com/a/tLSs5
>>27577733
>mgtow
>movement
>leaders
>being this delusional
>>27578584
>Literally one example doesn't work for everyone.
Oh yea, I'm sure most guys my age are disgusting degenerates, but most older guys don't play that shit.
>>27577245
>>27577247
>>27577287
W-what'd I miss? I probably already have it in my collection tho so meh w/e.
Can't wait until the day I can be underneath my mommy gf, inches away from her vagoo in a 69 position, getting to see the knot up close as it pulls outand doggy cum pours out of her well-fucked hole and onto my face/into my mouth while she plays with mysmall benis.
face/officialwhitneywisconsin
>she works at McDonald's
>DO U WANNA SPECIAL DOG CUM?
>>27578615
That's literally my point. She's...what, 19 now, and has not only scammed multiple people, but has gotten away with it.
If she was anything near 30 she wouldn't have a following at all, much less some millionaire shoving money up her snatch. Make roastie jokes about her if you want, they're true, but don't act like anyone around her age would do differently.
>>27577902
>>27578021
>>27578053
She was outed by Jewdank as a filthy liar
>>27578642
>but don't act like anyone around her age would do differently.
Again, I doubt most guys would act that way too.
I know most of /r9k/ lives in liberal hellholes, but you should actually travel outside of your shithole cities every once in awhile and see that morally upstanding young people do indeed exist.
>>27578643
>believing someone literally called jew
>>27578386
>this fucking story
holy fucking shit I'm in stitches
>>27578642
>but don't act like anyone around her age would do differently.
most people her age don't fuck dogs for attention, thats true. you sure showed me
>>27578747
Trying to explain something to the degenerates here is a waste of time anon, don't bother.
This is a post on whitney wisconsins official tumblr
lel
>>27576889
Please stop. I can't look at women with dogs the same ever again. Shit.
>>27578869
>Please stop. I can't look at women with dogs the same ever again. Shit.
welcome to the internet, friendo
>>27578386
>writing your lewd fantasies down
this is why I keep it in my head
>>27578903
>this is why I keep it in my head
why is that?
>>27578425
>her bf is a degenerate
>she breaks up with him
>anon asks why
fucking retard
>>27578386
Have you considered having a bf?
>>27578668
Meth heads in the country crack heads in the cities pot heads in subburbs
Used to do a lot of drugs but I'm bored and fed up with it all
Girls will whore for cock and money no doubt
>>27578913
Not him but probably because almost all fantasies like that seem weird to other people who can't relate
>>27579051
>Meth heads
I said get out of the city m8, never said to go out to the boonies.
Like I said, most people aren't the disgusting degenerates you assume they are.
It just so happens that most robots are degenerates, so the people they interact with are also degenerates.
>>27576889
only if i could >>take play them all at once
>>27578386
wtf am I reading original comment
>>27578386
>After all, the vet had told her to stop giving him onions, and her pussy was basically an onion if the way she started crying when she peeled away the dried period blood was anything to go by
>...but unlike the penguin at the zoo which can be summoned by a woman in a wetsuit, this penguin had to be summoned by a pussy in a pussy suit.
>_____ was very sexually aroused at this point and became angry and started masturbating and shouting Boomer's name to get his attention so that he would have sex with her instead
>I can only assume this writefag penned another 100 + equally retarded stories.
>>27578386
>>27579243
Would you be willing to upload your stories anon?
>>27578602
Is it just me or does everything turn to shit once it becomes a populat 'movement'
>>27576971
goddamn dog cocks are disgusting
and this is coming from a furfag
>>27579764
Mods deleted better looking dog dick.
>>27579785
dogs look great (cock I mean)
>>27578386
>degeneracy like this is what teenage girls are into these days
I'm done with this shit
>>27578386
>this penguin had to be summoned by a pussy in a pussy suit
i want to make a horse cum with my feet
