It says here you've got quite the post-count on a website called "4chan.org." Seems like you spend a lot of your free time there.
Our hiring manager printed out some of your more popular posts so I could read them. Care to explain your reasoning in some of these?
>>27576758
The stories and information posted there are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted there as fact.
>>27576758
I enjoy roleplaying as assorted characters and engaging in dialogue with this "Anonymous" you'll see theese posts were directed towards
I view it as abstract performance art which can lead to some interesting insights into the human psyche and society
I wish there were shitposting factories irl
>>27576758
As a full time neetcuck, I have developed a superior work ethic, memeing posts on 4chan for up to 12 hours per day.
Need I say more?
>>27576790
How is that an original comment?
But yeah, this.
>>27576901
I changed the words "here" for "there"
>>27576879
Basically what shills do
>>27576910
Ahh, well posted. Down with the robot.