>be me
>fapping, having a good time
>about to nut
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>i dont want to get it over my pants so i cover it with my hands and rush to the toilet.
>my hand is covered with the liquid of gods and dripping off my penis into the toilet
>some gets on my fucking jeans
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>find out some has gotten in my pants too
this is why you always get a tissue children.
Or you could just cum into your hands and then lick it up?
>2018-2
>not holding your foreskin closed right when you cum to keep everything in and dumping it in the toilet after
>>27577238
That would work if I didn't cum fucking buckets.
>>27577314
Just fap more often
>>27577238
That's what I do but my peepee gets all smelly
>>27576699
I just cum all over my fucking self
Feels pretty good
Then go wipe it off or take a shower.
I cum a fucking lot though
I just decide to hold it in slightly as I cum. That way it doesn't shoot out like a wild man and I just get a nice bunch of cum that the foreskin can hold in place while I go to the sink to piss
>>27579390
Fucking wash yourself.
>>27576699
I just squeeze my dicks muscle as hard as I can when I cum and nothing comes out
you should try that its so nice to not have to clean up
