>Millenial comes into the surgery
>Has been arguing with anti-vaxxers online
>Trying to prove to everyone how vaccines are '100% safe'
>Wants me to give him a malaria vaccine
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>Millennial comes into surgery
>Says he identifies as an attack helicopter
>Wants me to install rotary blades
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>Millenial comes into surgery
>He's covered in second degree burns
>Says socialism is a sustainable way to run the economy and that he's "feeling the bern"
>Wants me to give him him my opinion on Bernie Sanders
>Give him a lethal dose of morohine instead
>Millennial checks 4chan
>Becomes gender confused by trap threads
>Wants me to perform sex change surgery
>Give them a lethal dose of morphine
>>27576676
forcin' that meme, i see
>boomer comes into surgery
>he needs a lung transplant
>tells me to be careful and quick because he needs to attend a meeting soon
>perform the surgery and give him a new lung
I actually kek'd
Nigga fuck you this post is so original holy shit
