>just get a tinder anon!
>you'll find a girl who's right for you!
>open app
>finally find an angle that my face doesn't look hideous from and take my picture
>edit my bio to include my hobbies (gardening, reading, bicycling, etc)
>look at matches
>see this
>Stacey
>9gag
FUCK
THIS
SHIT
You have to be the biggest fuckwit to believe the tinder shills, tinder is for normies.
Aren't those shared interests?
At least you're both white. Could have been much worse.
>>27576121
>never get any likes
>Stacie goes "ew"
>>27576121
The reason you can see that she likes 9gag is because you like 9gag.
>>27576144
jup it's shared interest so OP also likes 9gag and is a pretty big faggot
How do I proceed here?
>Using tinder
Well done on brining down western civilisation
>>27576205
imgur memelord detected
my advice would be to not proceed at all, but post her other pics and maybe there'll be something to comment on
otherwise just say "your pics have me breaking out the potatoes"; this is an actual joke on imgur even if it sounds fucking stupid
>>27576205
those are imgur references, swipe left
>>27576184
>>27576169
>>27576144
OP
M I S E R A B L Y
BTFO
what is this https://i.gyazo.com/791ae0aa51ebddd77befac4c5e4cbdc2.png
>>27576121
>>27576283
>Posting a link to an image instead of putting the link in the "upload image" field.
Please, please, kill yourself.
>>27576345
I'm not going to save that shit. Fuck off autist.
>>27576389
You don't need to save the pic you utter retard. Just paste the link in the filename field. Have you used a computer before in your life?
>>27576205
those are all just trash imgur memes, just lurk on imgur for like 2 days and you've got it, 2bh
>>27576121
>hahaha, her name is Stacey and she likes 9gag
>just like in the memes
>better make an epic post about it
this thread gave me cancer
bloxific
>>27576205
What the fuck are these references?
>>27576144
Nice try mod
>>27576121
Were you actually so fucking retarded as to think that she had a single interest and it was 9gag? Did you not stop to think what it could actually be?
>>27576121
>cockblocking yourself because of 4chan memes
forever alone
>>27576121
>>just get a tinder anon!
>>you'll find that humanity is miserable self-centered narcissists
FTFY
>>27578252
>sex is the only thing that matters in life
Vapid cunt
>>27576205
Shoot up UPenn. My brother goes there and he keeps raising the expectations for me
>>27576121
>google ambiguous picture which cant definitively prove to not be you but looks good otherwise
>get a lot more matches than you would with a real picture and keep anonymous to boot
>chat up and filter out from the wider pool of girls, finding those who like your personality enough to tolerate your looks
This is the only right way for robots.
>>27578329
Most people don't appreciate liars
>>27578337
Hence ambiguous. Search normal healthy pictures. Dont show too much detail of the face. Use filters.
Just copying a straight Chad is obviously doomed from the beginning.
My method is a middle ground that gets you a handful of matches instead of 0.
And liars are everywhere, half the fat chicks are using myspace angles with photoshop anyway. Dont feel bad for these hoes.
>>27576121
>geniunly think I'm a 7/10 girls often give me "that look" when I'm out or when I go to clubs
>often get hit on by roasties but I have no interest in them I want "love"
>make a tinder hoping I'll find someone I can at least talk to and share interest with because I'm tired of brainless conversation with whores under MDMA
>be picky as fuck but I know my league only swipe qt serious looking girls
>0 Matches
>Well I'll wait for a fw days continue to be picky
>0 Matches
>Fuck this I'm going to swipe uggos maybe I need to lower my standards
>0 Matches
I lived 25 years of my life in pure delusion, I'm not a 7/10, far from it, I'm not interesting at all and even uggos or fat whales that look like complete garbage aren't even remotely interested in a guy like me.
Tinder fucked my shit up real good.
>>27578392
Could be your pictures not your objective looks. The internet is largely a shitty mirror of reality that can be manipulated to make you appear however you want. Corinthians 13:12 or something.
>>27578392
>taking tinder seriously
Medium-high kek
>1 interest
>9gag
Lost hard
>>27578392
This is literally me
>Think I'm reasonably attractive
>Pick out serious pictures that I think I look hot in
>Be somewhat picky, maybe swipe on about 200 girls out of the ~1000 I've gone through
>Started yesterday
>0 matches so far
Am I an uggo? Is it over for me?
>>27578536
Being picky was a mistake. Only girls pick in the swipe stage of tinder.
Your job is to swipe right on everyone and then decide who you want to try with after.
Even if you arent uggo, you probably dont fit into the male model category to afford swiping left.
>>27578664
I already know it wouldn't work out with the ones who swipe left with. I'm not SUPER picky, I probably only swipe right on the 7/10s and up.
If I'm still getting fucked by Monday I'll lower my standards
>on <18 tinder
>400 matches after a few days
>most of the girls right first
>all it took was mentioning memes in my bio
then we check my 18+ account and get like 10 matches and nobody writes first
Finally gave in to normie pressure and got a phone. Now I'm getting a case.
FLCL or Rembrandt? I thought the other ones would look neater. Might install tinder after this
![791ae0aa51ebddd77befac4c5e4cbdc2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/frLORbk.png "791ae0aa51ebddd77befac4c5e4cbdc2[1].png")
>>27576420
Whoa! I never knew you could do that!
>Not the guy you're replying to.
Women are a waste of time
>yesterday
>go out clubbing and get free drinks from chads trying to impress my hot ass cousin on her bday
>girl I dated a while ago wants to hook up after we match on tinder
>take metro to her campus and then walk for an hour around the campus trying to sober up until she's back from her night out
>meet her at like 3am and mostly sober
>"omg I'm so tired omg you smell like alcohol"
>seems really reluctant even though she is the one who suggested we meet and hook up
>we chat for a couple min then start making out
>after like 2 minutes of kissing she has enough and tells me to stop
>I've come too fucking far
>try to kiss her some more
>she gets pissed and straight up tells me to leave her dorm even though the metro won't open for hours
>get out and spend $30 on an uber
Don't ever put efforts towards a woman. If she crawls in your bed then fuck her but other than that it's just a waste of time
>>27578977
Nice dubs normie
>>27579180
I'm a failed normie my nigga family
>>27578905
Those all suck. I kind of like the Lain ones, but you could probably find a better Lain case, no?
>>27578317
>says women have high standards
>won't take a chance on someone because they use a fucking website
>>27578814
How does it feel to be attractive?
>>27578814
>you were born too late to get laid thanks to your dank memes
JUST
FUCK
>>27578285
This
Everyone ive talked to that uses Tinder only use it for two reasons
Either to find quick fucks, or to inflate their egos with instant gratifying judgement
>>27578977
Your normie shit storie was the real time waster, why don't you fuck off?
>>27579477
>people on Tinder
>not degenerates
>>27578977
To be fair, you're the thirsty fuck that left the club to wait on her, thereby pinning the rest of your night on her whims
>>27579508
You're not getting laid because you're a shit taste weeb
>>27576121
OP is faggot who like 9gag and think this is the only thing she like.
this is your common interest
>>27578392
>>27578536
You might actually be attractive, it's just that women have an entirely different scale of what an "attractive" man is.
Anyone who says "just do online dating bro!" is full of shit. Online dating is even more of a Tournament system than just meeting in person and rolling from there, since online dating basically makes you one of an endless array of options on a menu.
>match with 6/10
>we meet up at a local park two days ago
>she suggests we go to her house as her parents arent home
>I assume this means she wants to bang
>instead we just watch shit youtube videos and league of legends all day
>i go home
desu even tho i was expecting an easy hook up, it was quite nice to just spend time together
>tfw gf experience instead of just fucking a cum dumpster
>>27579663
Please tell me you at least kissed her on the way out.
>>27579703
no but she gave me a hug
>Be talking about Tinder at party
>"Why don't you use Tinder, anon?"
>"Well, girls usually don't reply even though you matched"
>The guys agree
>All the girls seem really surprised at this
>tfw they claim that they ALWAYS reply when a guy message them
>>27576121
Maybe you two can meet halfway and become redditors? You seem like you'd fit in there anyway, failed normie :^)
>>27580040
just let it all end
>>27580040
Then that just tells you that a lot of the 'women' on tinder are bots or men pretending. Or that they haven't actually thought about it and they ignore a lot of guys for whatever reason; dismissing them as if they don't count.
>>27578392
>girls often give me "that look" when I'm out or when I go to clubs
>often get hit on by roasties but I have no interest in them I want "love"
>0 matches
Have you considered that they might look at you because you're ugly and "hit" on you either out of sympathy or for fun?
I'm a really ugly bastard and I get that shit all the time.
>make chad account
>instantly get matches as expected
>one of them is le quirky robot girl, just my type
>chat to girl for a bit
>haha i know this guy who would be perfect for you
>give her my info
>i'll tell him about you
>hi i'm chad's friend anon
>>27580091
>dismissing them as if they don't count.
Exactly. They don't even see you as something to reply to if you are a Chad. That's the worst thing. They don't even realize they aren't replying to you, because you don't exist in their world. It's either CHAD OR DEAD.
>>27580114
How did it go familia? How long did you last till she dropped you and went back to chad?
>>27580114
Clever. But you know that if you make plans to meet up then she'll ask if chad will be there.
>>27576233
thanks for the intel anon, commencing radio silence, god speed.
>>27580128
>They don't even realize they aren't replying to you, because you don't exist in their world
This is actually really common.
>>27579338
once a normie always a normie.
FUCK YOU, OUT GO
>>27578964
I've always wondered what that Nespresso icon represents.
>>27580193
>trying to get upboats by posting screencap of your own rant
Your rant is bad and you should feel bad.
>>27580151
"C-chad... got hit by a car yesterday."
>*intently study her face to see if she buys it*
"I'm just so glad he set us up before he died."
>>27580091
>>27580128
Has it come to your bitter and simple minds that they just have litteral HUNDREDS of men ready to jump at any occasion?
Hell, I made an account for a fairly good looking female friend, to prove that exact point. I told her to swipe right on EVERY guy, I shit you not, after 2 days she had HUNDREDS of matches, almost all of them who sent a message.
Stop going around saying women are terrible. They just have (a lot) more choice, so they can afford to be picky, because men fling themselves at them.
>>27580293
>"Chad got hit by a car"
>"And the last words he ever said to me, his final words..."
>"Wh-what, anon?"
>"He told me to smash that pussy"
>>27580151
>date
>more than two people
I doubt it'll even get that far because I'm too much of a pussy to make a move but if worst comes to worst I can pretend he's travelling in some different country
>>27580138
We're just talking casually now, still too scared to make anything out of it but at least I know this tactic works
>>27580342
>"He told me to smash that pussy"
Checks out. Thanks Chad!
>>27579760
>>27579663
She did actually wanted to bang you but you probably were too autistic to grab her
>>27580114
>thinking its a good idea to base everything on a fucking lie
gg
>>27579663
Did you even make any attempts? Guys usually have to make the first move you know.
>>27580896
What other options do I have? I've tried being myself and people don't like it
Besides all I'm doing is getting contacts, I still have to put in some effort
>>27580974
better yourself instead of being yourself if you arent good enough yet
>>27580994
I don't want to and I don't need to either
>>27581057
then dont complain you stupid fucking retarded fuck
>>27581120
I'm not the one that's complaining, the guy who got mad about lying is doing that
>>27580282
Go back to 9gag, faggot
>>27580896
Most relationships are based on lies. All kinds of relationships have the majority of their cases based on lies.
Truth is evil. Ignorance is bliss.
>>27576121
1. You share that interest. That's why you can see it.
2. Your stupid memes about names are meaningless.
3. You haven't even matched with her. You really don't know how tinder works.
>>27576205
You haven't even matched with her. You "proceed" by liking or disliking her.
>>27580151
chad died in a bus accident yesterday
>actually getting matches
I WANT CHADS TO GET OFF MY BOARD
>>27580488
>date
>more than two people
She probably wouldn't understand that you wanted a date. Also, she'd be using you as a stepping stone to get to him, so she might as well ask if he'll be there. You're all friends, right?
>>27579656
One would observe the curve shift based on networth, i.e. Millionaire matchmaker
>>27576673
>>27576205
>le quirky imgur memes
>le quirky meme girl :3
Avoid at all costs for the love of God.
>>27582243
>he doesn't want to meme with his gf
>>27578814
What memes? Please tell us
>>27576205
oh my god she disgusts me. why do women try to be like that
>have no problem getting matches
>can never think of things to say to them
>>27579599
and yet here you are
ararararararraraoriginalium
>>27576283
Left Icon is NFC or Near Field Communication, other one is wifi.
Looks like a sony phone.
