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>edge for 6 hours >orgasm >pass out >wake up 1.5
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>edge for 6 hours
>orgasm
>pass out
>wake up 1.5 hours later
>fap for 10 minutes
>orgasm
>sleep
>wake up
>shitpost

Why am I still alive
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>>27575820
Can you actually edge for 6 hours?
If you can, that's pretty fucking impressive.
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My day went as follows
>Listen to a new death metal album
>Fap
>Listen to another new death metal album
>fap
>Death Metal
>Fap
>Eat
Repeat
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>fap
>immediate feeling of regret and degeneracy that lasts doesn't completely fade off for 3 days
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>>27575820
I like your caps, ykkanon.
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>>27575856
were you beaten with a bible anon?
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>>27575841
Yes, which is why I'm surprised to be still alive I'm pretty sure you can induce a cardiac arrest this way no matter how healthy you are. Also my genitals, urinary tract and bladder shouln't work anymore. My prostate should be wrecked by now. But everything works perfectly.

>>27575843
Hey that's not too bad.

>>27575856
Wow you're really pure anon. That's cute. Please stay pure and cute and stop fapping. There's nothing of value to be found at the end of this slippery slope. I expect Satan to greet me any moment now.

>>27575866
Hehe thanks. You can grab this release on nyaa and get it fast it's well seeded. You know, I think I shouldn't have tried to get away from anime, SoL, moeshit and iyashi-kei kept me happy and pure. Then I tried to become a normie and failed hard and now I'm a degenerate. Hopefully the new Aria OVAs will save my soul.
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>>27575820
Op, you are going to have to find that meaning yourself.

Orgasm was developed via natural selection because it drove our ancestors to mate. The foods that most people enjoy are high in calories and easy to digest, another relic of our biology. Sleep is required for all sorts of shit, but one key benefit is that when your needs are met you are driven to nod of (just jerked it? naptime. big meal? naptime.) so you don't waste calories running around.

Modern society created the NEET (sorry if you aren't one but you definitely fit the bill from your post) but the one thing modernity didn't due was given man meaning. As reason and science have illuminated the inner workings of nature we also lost the ignorance that allowed us to have the sort of socially binding and functional religious institutions common in agricultural societies.

You are going to have to find something worth living for, but don't lose your shit over it. A bunch of fucking writers in the 20s grappled with this (I know there are other existentialist-style movements, fuck off /lit/) and came up with some not-totally-nihilistic conclusions.

So find something to live for you fucking faggot.
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>>27575885
no, I just know I can do better than lowering myself to fapping so often but, I cave-in too easy
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>>27575866
>>27575933

Would you recommend this show to someone looking for a feel good anime to make them feel whole for a while?
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>>27575970
>Fapping a lot
>Bad
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>>27575988
I'd ultimately like to get to once a week but have been stuck at 2-3x a week for a while. I really do feel better and less fatigued (it's a very vague feel though) around 3 days after my last fap
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>>27575986
I liked the first YKK ova more than the second. Future Boy Conan is a nice feel good anime.
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>>27576009
2-3 a week isn't so bad anon.

I get called a chad on this fucking board and I still pound out knuckle children every other day or so.
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>>27576009
If you want it that bad get a chastity belt and only unlock it every Sunday. The only other option is sheer willpower.
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>>27576009
i used to go once a day
then i lost all motivation for anything
stopped cold, fuck did my balls hurt after 2 weeks
now feel forced to fap at least every 4-5 days
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>>27576033
Thank you, anon I will check it out :^)
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>>27575936
Oh but I agree with all of that, anon. The problem is that there are too many of us and not everyone can find a place in this world. The market is flooded or so to speak, humans aren't worth shit anymore. I have a master's degree you know, I have a useless advertising/marketing job. All worthless. We don't appreciate each other. We're packed like sardines. It's not natural, it's not healthy. I only feel good when I'm in the countryside. Where there are so few humans you actually enjoy every encounter you make.

>>27575986
Well YKK is a little too slow, poetic and abstract for beginners maybe? You may find it boring. Definitely save it for when you're older if you're in your teens. It will soothe your crushed wageslave soul one day.

Try Aria (Aria the Animation, the natural, the Origination, be careful "the Origination" is the last season kek) first and if you like iyashi-kei, try Tamayura for instance. If the SoL/Iyashi-kei/moe mix is your thing try Non-Non Biyori.

If you like the theme of the decline of mankind, try Jinrui wa suitai shimashita.
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How do you edge that long? I can't go more than 20 minutes once that true "orgasm approaching" tingling starts.
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>>27576115
Then you know what you want at least.

Listen man, I wish I could actually help. But odds are you are older and more worldly than I am (25). For all I know you are just farther along on the path that I and everyone else on this board is on.

But if there is a shot keep in mind that you know what you need and that more than likely only you will be able to get it for yourself.

Your life depends on it. Good night.
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>>27576158
it's a very mental process. you gotta keep cucking yourself out of orgasms. I've had to stop and go do pushups or lift something for a minute many times just to keep my frustration of not having an orgasm under control. It also helps to look at low-tier porn of whatever you're jerking to until you're ready to bust then turn on the good stuff
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>>27576221
Why do that to yourself?
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>>27576232
are you kidding sounds like he went on a 6 hour sex adventure totally solo
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>>27576232
personally I only do that once every few months and it's because the final product feels great
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>>27576158
I probably fapped 2/3 times more than you did in your life, so there's probably some desensitisation, even maybe nerve damage helping me there. Really, my dick should be broken. I did unspeakable things to it.

But hey, the process in itself is a simple training, you just need to stop yourself when you're about to cum, wait a few seconds, stroke it again, stop, etc. until you find the perfect rhythm and lock that sweet spot and stay there. Don't overdo it man, it's not that healthy.

But it's so fun and pleasurable.

>>27576160
I'm a little older than you, yeah.

> For all I know you are just farther along on the path that I and everyone else on this board is on.
Man, I wish I could help since I'm supposed to be the senpai here. I don't know what to tell you because at some point I thought escapism was to be left behind but immersing myself in the real world I find that there's nothing of value for me there either. My mind goes back and forth between the dream world and the real world in a desperate attempt to find answers and I found none. Maybe Thomas Ligotti was right and everything we do is escapism, strategies to prevent us from having to think about death and the impermanence of life. I don't know. Thanks man, good night to you.
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>>27576268
like creating any art/craft patience and skill yields the ultimate product
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>>27576221
The stopping to do exercise sounds like a great idea. I don't usually actually get off to porn, but the low-qual thing is good too for when I do. Thanks

>>27576232
It's the only way ive found I can make orgasms feel like they did when I very first started masturbating.
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>>27576303
>It's the only way ive found I can make orgasms feel like they did when I very first started masturbating.

mine have never felt any different wtf
been fappin forever
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>>27575933
Edging is bad for the prostate? I haven't cum in over a week and been edging every day, is that bad?
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>>27576452
lol, im pretty sure its not just edging
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>>27576452
Well that's what I heard, I think you really need to be a total degenerate and do it all the time for it to be a problem.

I think the most common problem with edging is that it can lead to retrograde ejaculation.
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>tfw edged for 10 hours once
couldn't walk afterwards but felt good man
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Sounds like bliss to me
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>>27575841
I've done it for 20+ hours while sober.

It was the first time I ever managed to fall asleep anywhere but my bed, my penis was all bruised and was curved upwards for a week after.
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Holy shit, I thought I was weird for edging 3 hours.

Feels better to know more people do that
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I don't bother edging anymore. I just go for the slight feeling of peace from anxiety and depression that lasts about 2 seconds after an orgasm.

I've cut down a lot now down to around 4 times a day on average (more if I get anxious).

I hate it though because how the fuck can I get help? I'm not going to a doctor and saying that I masturbate too much just to get away from my anxiety. My psychiatrist doesn't believe in anti-anxiety meds anyway and just gives me antidepressants that don't work.

Does anyone else know this hell?
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>>27576334
You're lucky. Mine hardly feel like anything anymore and are unfulfilling
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>wake up at noon
>go to therapy
>come home at 4 pm
>shitpost
>jerk off
>shitpost
>go to sleep
>wake up at 1 am
>shitpost
>jerk off
>shitpost
>jerk off
>shitpost
>jerk off
>shitpost
>suddenly it's 9:30 am
I love my life!
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going to go for a fap now, lads. hopefully it will help me sleep
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>>27575841
I've done it before, but I'm cut so my dick was sore.
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>fap
>feeling of absolute shame as I spend the rest of the day reeking of cum and have to deal with a sticky dick and underwear
I hate being uncut. The cum just stays under your skin and seeps out throughout the fucking day.
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>wake up
>smoke weed
>eat cereal
>jack off
>watch t.v
>jackoff
>play video games
>smoke weed again
>eat again
>jackoff again
>shitpost on 4chan
>cry
>shitpost some more
>stalk people from my high school on facebook
>drink myself to sleep
wow my life is great isn't it :^)))))
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>>27578742
why don't you try cleaning your cock after you're done?
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>>27578742
You have to shower, I'm uncut too and can smell it for a while after if I don't shower and piss immediately after masturbating. Also, I produce enough pre cum to use as lube....so there's that
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>>27578792
Yes actually. Those are all pleasurable things. You're just over indulging. Read a book on self discipline and you'll feel a thousand times better, even if you don't follow the book strictly.
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>>27575820
I once went without fapping for three days in a row and since then I've mysteriously just completely lost my sex drive. No desire at all to even touch my dick. I don't know why that did me in.
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