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>under 5'9
>make under 50k/year
>be fat and/or ugly
>have low test (check your index over ring finger
>diagnosed with psychological disorders
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>they dont realise that actual autism can be caused by high test
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Man I match none of them but I'm still staying here nigga ain't fucking nothing you can do about it lol
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>>27575445
>have low test (check your index over ring finger
what
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>>27575487

Learn your memes
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5'5
Yes
Ugly but lift
160 ng/dl at 19
Yes
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I'm 5'7" at 31 and making 20k a year, if I'm lucky.

I have every right to be here.
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>>27575445
5'3
Yes
No
Used to have it but change of some reason
I don't go to the doctors; they just charge you for things you don't need
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>>27575498
What if my index finger is longer? Ultra gay?
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>>27575445
>>under 5'9
I am 175 cm (which is fucking small here)
>>make under 50k/year
I act like responsible college student
>>be fat and/or ugly
Jew nose, no cheekbones, terrible neckbeard
>>have low test (check your index over ring finger
God I actually passed
>>diagnosed with psychological disorders
I cant afford a psych
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>>27575588

Depends, have you thought about playing dress up with women's clothing before?
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>>27575562
>I don't go to the doctors; they just charge you for things you don't need
Psychological disorder confirmed
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>>27575650
Thought I was the only Anon-kun
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>under 5'9
Think I'm 5'10
>make under 50k/year
Indeed
>be fat and/or ugly
Not fat and I think I'm decent looking
>have low test (check your index over ring finger
Ring finger is longer
>diagnosed with psychological disorders
Nope
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>>27575625
Not really. I'm just wondering how my fingers fit in this.
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>>27575445
5 out of 5
I win
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>>27575445
>>under 5'9
Im 5'10 king of manlets
>>make under 50k/year
check
>>be fat and/or ugly
both
>>have low test (check your index over ring finger
failed
>>diagnosed with psychological disorders
Never been diagnosed because go out if I don't need to
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Why do loser virgins think they have more right to this board? Normalfags CAN be robots thank you very much.
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>>27575712
It serves as a handy indication to quickly determine approximately testosterone levels. The higher your test levels, the higher the LIKELIHOOD that you are a Chad.
Don't overestimate its significance.
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>make under 50k/year
>be fat and/or ugly
>diagnosed with psychological disorders

well fuck me.
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>>27575767
But long index finger isn't even mentioned here. That's my point.
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Not even one of those
Stay jelly
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>>27575765
>Normalfags CAN be robots thank you very much.

Nobody bite this bait.
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>>27575811
Yeah, should have been explained better. Low digit ratio
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>5'1
>make exactly 0 / year
>not ugly
>idk the fuck that means
>diagnosed w/ multiple disorders
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>>27575445
>check
>check
>check
>check
>check
Ayy guys what do I win?
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> 5'11
> make under 10k a year
> be thin and above average looking, 10% bf
> my finger length says I'm really high test (yeah right)
> no disorders, not even aspie

> inb4 failed normie
Yet I'm an everythingless virgin, at 25 approaching wizardhood.
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>>27575445
>under 5'9 (Yes)
>make under 50k/year (Yes)
>be fat and ugly (No, not fat)
>have low test (Yes)
>diagnosed with psychological disorders (Not yet)
So 3/5 guess next time.
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>under 5'9
nope
>make under 50k/year
check
>be fat and/or ugly
check
>have low test (check your index over ring finger
don't think so
>diagnosed with psychological disorders
self diagnosed at least.
barely pass, these requirements are bit harsh breh
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>>27575498
Oh shit my son
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>>27575445
>5'5
>student, zero k/year
>ugly
>low test, no beard
>i'm fucked up in the head, i'm afraid to actually see what i have for the fear of being locked in a psychiatry ward forever
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>>27575445
>didn't even include virginity
I don't check 4 of those but i'm still a much bigger robot than you or 90% of /r9k/.
The best way to measure robotics isn't to look at different traits but the results since normalfags will always exxagerate their bad traits to fit in.

If the result of all your traits is that no girl can ever be attracted to you then you can be a robot.
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>>27575865
It is true though, why did you guys have to turn this into a messageboard of sad teenagers instead of a cool, hip and happening place?
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>>27575498
>ring bigger than index
>transgender and submissive
sounds about right
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>>27575445
5'6
Ugly but not fat nor either muscular
GFLESS
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>>27575445

>under 5'9

5'8

>make under 50k/year

25k at best right now

>be fat and/or ugly

While my weight is ok, my bodyfat is pretty high. I would not call myself attractive

>have low test (check your index over ring finger

I have no idea how to check this

>diagnosed with psychological disorders

Depression/social anxiety/potentially others

Add the fact that I'm a virgin and I think you've got a pretty standard recipe for a loser robot.
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>5'5
>less than 1/6 that
>uggo for sure
>fuck your stupid meme the placement of my finger doesn't make me any less pathetic
>if anything, seeking help and getting diagnosed makes you less of a robot, faggot
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>>27575445
get off my board failed normie wannabe scum lord.

you make me sick im A REAL ROBOT, you can fuck right off .
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>5'8"
>unemployed for the last year exactly
>uggoz
>short pointer finger on tiny hands
>undiagnosed depression / bipolar

one way ticket to botsville, plz
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>>27576194
>teenagers
I like to think that most of us are older than that
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>>27576416
The average age is definitely less than 20 here. Accept it anon, you have been talking to children.
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>>27575445
>under 5'9
Exactly 5'9"
>make under 50k/year
No
>be fat and/or ugly
Fat
>have low test (check your index over ring finger
No
>diagnosed with psychological disorders
No

Make me leave faggots.
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>>27576431
>arrive at 15-18
>"boohoo depressed i r so sad"
>goes off and does normie things
>comes back couple years later and succumbs to robotitis for life

general /r9k/ user trajectory i would say
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>>27576378
>undiagnosed
kekeroony
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>>27575445
>counting being fat
That's just being a lazy shit. You only know suffering if you cannot succeed in spite of all you can do.
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>>27575498
Two days ago, my index finger was much longer than my ring finger. Today my ring finger is slightly longer.

What's happening to me?!
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>>27576739
It means you are a genderfluid. Congratulations anon you are now one among the lizard people.
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>>27575978
>"""""""""men""""""""" wearing nail polish

Way to prove the meme right.
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5'7
Unemployed
Fat but average looking
Not low test
Schizophrenic
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>>27577096
>meme says macho men have ring finger longer than index
>pic has that
how is that proving it right?
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>>27577101
>Fat but average looking
god bless america
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>>27575916
>5'1
>not ugly

Could have been worse mate
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>>27575445
>6'4 feet tall
>Never Worked
>Highschool dropout
>not really ugly but below average looking, plain, boring and with a speech problem

Probably mentally ill. I am 23 btw and a KHV
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>>27577163
Do you have autism? The pic shows the exact opposite of that.
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>>27575445
Nah, I just chat up the bouncer to get in. Works every time.
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>>27575445
>Tfw 69 inches in a time when tall people are more than 70.
At least I have a big cock
>30ish pounds over weight
Not ugly
>depression, schizo, autism,adhd
I've always been nuts
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>>27577352
Tell me where I'm going wrong anon because my autism is making it look like the opposite of what you're saying.
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I'm fat and ugly, used to have literal diagnosed low test back when I was fatter. This is probably why I have horrible gyno too. Am is still allowed to stay or am I a norman now that I only fit one criteria?
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>>27577352
Damn anon..

>>27577536
..He's got your dumb ass what do you say now?
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6'1''
22k GBP
Beer belly
Balding - high test
Diagnosed mental disorders

>mfw thinking I was gonna be branded normie
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>>27575445
>under 5'9
Check (just shy of 5'7)
>make under 50k/yr
Check, $43k, and even that only started a few weeks ago. Before that it was minimum wage
>be fat and/or ugly
Nope.
>have low test
Yup. My index finger is significantly longer than my ring finger.
>diagnosed with psychological disorders
Certified aspie who got accommodations in school.

Looks like I pass. On the other hand, even with all that shit I'm still not a virgin, and not by resorting to a hooker.

>>27575475
That's true, but there can be exceptions (like me).
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>>27576454
Well I mean a lot of threads seem to suspiciously be "18 year olds who are just about to graduate" bitching about high school
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>under 5'9
6'0
>make under 50k/year
Check
>be fat and/or ugly
Nope, super thin and quite average looks
>have low test (check your index over ring finger
My ring finger is longer, I feel like I'm super low though (bi, maybe trans)
>diagnosed with psychological disorders
Sperger, but it's probably schizophrenia

Do I pass?
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