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Name ONE (1) reason why you think you deserve a gf
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Name ONE (1) reason why you think you deserve a gf
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i am very beautiful and sexy and desire love
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I really don't, not with my current lifestyle
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no one deserves anything
no one deserves a gf, they have one because someone else chose them
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i'm very lonely and sad
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>>27574016

I don't and that's the problem.
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I can't. I'm terribly boring and only a terribly boring girl will probably tolerate me. Too bad they all want active Chads that will take them on adventures and free them from their boring lives.
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I am the best person to have ever existed except some people
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>>27574016
Love and acceptance is a need, not a want. If you're alone for too long you get cabin fever.
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>>27574138
whats cabin fever
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I just want to be happy.. I want someone to give a shit about me. I don't want to be alone. I want to talk to them about what I feel, I want the warmth of another human being, I want to be heard, I want to be on someone's mind, I want to cuddle with someone in front of a movie, I want a nice home cooked meal.

And more than anything I want to do all of this in return for another human being.

Why is life so unfair, why can't I experience this atleast once.. Not for years, just a solid few months of this, the I can kill myself while knowing I atleast experienced s a huge part of what it's like to be human.

Its not fair... Billions of people have done it before me, and more will do it after.. Why was I chosen to be alone... I guess it takes a really low chance to roll the dice of loneliness...

In a sense.. I'm lucky.
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>>27574016
I'm kind and romantic. There two reasons why I deserve a gf
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>>27574293
>being a beta fuckboy
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>>27574240
just get a fat chick with low selfesteem

she will give you everything you listed.
but no, you want some 11/10 supermodel

faggot.
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>>27574329
fat chicks with low self-esteem don't want me
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>>27574347
yeah they do theyre pretty desperate
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>>27574381
they literally do not

I have never gotten a tinder match in my life, I deleted the stupid thing because it was pissing me off

the "fat acceptance movement" is ruining chances for ugly men like me, they all think they deserve the best and they fucking get it because men of all types have fat fetishes
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>>27574329
Maybe if it were that easy, but I can't find/don't know where to look for one. I don't have many standards. If she were overweight I wouldn't mind in the slightest.

>>27574347
Also this
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>>27574397
post pic and ill tell you how easily it will be
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>>27574016
these sweet fuckin dubs honestly
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>deserve
Not sure I do but I'm really nice to everyone.
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>>27574016
I don't deserve a gf. I deserve sex with all the women and any women I want. Why? Because I'm black and muh pudding pop
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I wouldn't say deserve, I would say strongly recommend, but anyway, because I genuinely care about people and I've been bit in the ass for it quite a few times.
Like I'm kinda owed something, but it's on me to get it.
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bcuz i got so much swag...
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>>27574890
FUCK YOU CHAD, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OUT, OUT, OUT
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>>27574016
To keep me from NOW I'VE LOST IT AND I KNOW I CAN KILL
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I need a loving gf to tame my bitterness and anger
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>>27574890
You gonna pierce some pussy tonight, Chad? Get the fuck off this board
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I just want to be of support to a kinda broken person that would always have my shoulder to cry on
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>>27574045
>>27574063
>>27574084
this t b h, the only good thing running for me is that I have a really good hygiene

>>27574329
fuck off
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I look good
I'm a gentleman
I'd tear half of the world for her
A gf is what will make me truly happy
A gf will make me a normie (I look good, I have friends, I'm not a NEET, I exercise, I'm not a weaboo/brony, I don't watch disgusting porn, the only thing that fucks my life is my shyness and anxiety which prevent me from being in love)
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>>27574016
BECAUSE I'M LOVABLE

AND I GOT A LOTTA LOVE TO GIVE
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>>27574940
>not wanting to be the broken person that cries on the shoulder of your gf
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>>27575096
post a picture of yourself if youre so great
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because people worse than me have gfs

I just want someone to love, I want to be the one that makes a qts day and to make them know that someone cares for them
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Because Chads can get them easily. If I can't, it's not fair.
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i'd do my best to make them feel special.
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I don't think I deserve one. Doesn't make never having one any easier though.
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>>27575499
life is not fair family
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Because I'm just being myself.
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>>27575438
I'm not that broken, I'd like to comfort rather than cry
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>>27574016
I dont get a gf based on whether or not I deserve her.

GFs need to be sought for purely selfish reasons, worrying about whether you deserve one is probably one of the biggest reasons a lot of us havent got one.
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>>27574240
I'm sorry anon.

Original sympathy
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>>27574016
I don't.
I'm starting to become unsure of whether or not I'd even want one right now if I could have one. Probably not.
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Everyone deserves some love tbqh lad
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Because worse people than me get GFs
>serial killers
>mental retards
>Hitler
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>>27576422
I don't care. I'm not going to accept that.
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>>27574016
Name ONE (1) reason why abusive cunts deserve my tax dollars
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Because I want one.
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It's a basic human need
99.9% of people have a loved one
Every single one of my ancestors had one
Why should I be the exception?
What did I do to deserve a life of loneliness could never imagine?
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>>27574046
Everyone deserves one thing.
Death.
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>>27579022

>>27579030
^ Answered right there.
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i dont deserve shit and i certainly dont *need* a girlfriend. i dont believe needing a girlfriend is a thing, which is why i hate hearing that shit. wanting a girlfriend is obviously a valid feeling, though, as im sure it's nice having someone affectionate
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>>27574479
I'm not the guy you were talking to but I agree with him. I actually did end up getting a fat gf in high school with low self esteem, but that caused her to have axiety attacks and never text me and think that I'm using her for sex. This convinced me that she hated me and when I made a sexual joke in a letter I wrote to her she had a panic attack (because appently the the thought of having sex with me has that effect on people) so broke it off and now I think I'm a disgusting monster everyday of my life. Anyways back to youre reqest how easy would it be to get a fat gf? (Sorry it's sideways I'm on my phone and I have no clue as to how to fix it)
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>>27574016
You dont want one, believe me yoiu think its bad now but when she cheats and leaves you then cuts contact with you it hurts...you get random urges to talk to her throughout the day like a drug ...then one side of your head you get the good times with her and on the other you get the image of her taking a guy to her room...take me off this ride
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>>27574016
i can make some girl happy by being a good bf plus i work out, so she won't be repulsed
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>>27579494
Rotate it twice in an image editor.
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>>27579494
You don't look half bad you fucking nigger, stop whining.

And I'm saying this as a literal ugly nigger.
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>>27579494
>mental breakdowns

are roasties really this damaged?
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>>27574016
Jackie Chan
bloxbloxbloxbloxlbox
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I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED
JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE DOES
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>tfw trying to look for a reason i deserve a gf
>tfw i can't find it.
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ill kill people if i dont get one
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>>27583439
>I look at yours, you laugh at mine
>And "love" is just a miserable lie
>You have destroyed my flower-like life
>Not once - twice
>You have corrupt my innocent mind
>Not once - twice
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>>27583494
kame hame ha on the world
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>>27574329
>You have to be not fat to be 11/10

fat roastie pls go
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>>27574016
Here's why, you have 12k USD and the ability to support a wife
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>>27574045
This too here.

Although I'm tall and have a large penis but that's not enough to attract females I'm afraid.
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It's hilarious how you imply there is some sort of unspoken caste system of authority that would "grant" me a girlfriend

It's not a matter of "deserving" or "entitlement"

It's that I want one.
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