Say something about yourself that will make those on this board hate you for it.
>>27570855
I have a gf but Im a true robot (srs)
i think anime is really gay and stupid
I am actually not a virgin but I say I am.
>>27570855
I'm a gay normie that gets women to mire me at parties but I always turn them down
I don't seed, I don't recycle and I'm not racist.
I'm half black and I'm more of a robot than anyone else on here. Fuck you all
I'm a judgmental asshole that will rat you out if you do any drugs, but ill never admit to it.. I've also dumped multiple girls because they weren't virgins, but idk if you guys actually care about that.
>>27570855
I've shared posts on /r/4chan before.
I am really mean but I do everything I can to hide it, being nice fills me up. I kind of wish making people feel terrible about themselves made half as good as building people up does.
The good must go on
Ive slept with at least 35 wymen, and I still consider myself a robot
Some days I just dont feel like talking to people
>>27570855
I'm a fembot and many of you have probably responded to my posts not knowing this.
>>27570943
You sound like a by-the-numbers average r9k poster to me
>>27570855
I enjoy seeing my wife getting fucked by other men
I got HIV after fucking some reallyfucked up transvestive on the ass
My father is dying and have no money to buy him a decent coffin cause blew all the money smoking crack
I didn't go to school because lazy
Nigger
Can I still be a robot?
>>27570855
I used to be pretty good at sports
I think anime is stupid, or at least the most pointless thing you could ever choose to spend most of your time and energy on
I'm a dirty tree hugging hippie but I do not like SJWs
>I'm the bot that shits on all your """cyborg""" threads when I can
That I'm a Chad but I like hanging out with you guys
>>27570965
Why don't they share the actual good posts?
I went there one day and went through like 5 pages, none of it was good or funny
Though I admit there isn't too much funny stuff here, I don't see why r/4chan goes for the cheap not even funny laughs. Probably because it's reddit and it's terrible. That's ine of the memes that's actually true
i have a cuck femdom fetish
I would be a complete typical r9k recluse except for the handful of friends I happened to accidentally meet during highschool. Would probably be a kissless virgin through my 20s but they had pretty hot friends who would occasionally throw themselves at me so I could pick up chicks even with the soical skills of an autistic 8 year old.
My firends think I'm the biggest Chad they know because I my place always has a ton of alcohol bottles and they see me flirting with girls all the time. In reality I just never clean and the only time I even speak to other people is with them. When they're away for school I can spend over a week without speaking to anyone; months if you dont count buying groceries and letting my parents know I'm alive.
>>27570855
I've had sex with three different women in the past year and a half.
And I only really felt anything with one, though she tried (and failed) to be a manipulative shit.
>>27570855
I am a Fembot
>>27570855
I have no shame saying that I'm a cuckold.
I've had 5 girlfriends.
I've made no less than 3 girls who weren't my gf beg for my cock.
There's literally nothing wrong with me, unlike most people here. No mental disorders, good genetics, born into a well-off family.
Somehow I ended up with no friends or GF anyway.
I am literally Anthony Burch. Cuck in the flesh. The biggest loser. I love it.
>>27570855
I took the virginity of 9/10 18 year old asian girl
ITT: a bunch of cucks
Why the fuck is it such a popular fetish? Is it something people get into once they basically admit they aren't good enough?
>>27570855
I'm with friends right now, and I love them.
>>27570855
I'm literally only here to laugh at you losers.
>>27571610
Tbh I never though Id be a cuck, but a week after my gf and I downgraded to FWB, she fucked some guy (said she didnt like it, was some loser) and it kinda turned me on.
I have had several gfs, had sex, and banged girls in high school
>>27571707
>kind of turned me on
Well porn is some girl getting fucked by another guy and it turns people on. It makes sense that it would maybe sort of turn people on, but I just don't get why people actually declare themselves cucks and get into it.
Apparently human flesh tastes like pork but I'm not about to start eating it even if I fucking love pork. Maybe you can even admit that it would taste pretty good, but damn why would you be a cannibal?
I'm a 31KHV and I'm happier than I've ever been, I'm fully functional, and I feel absolutely no bitterness towards women.
Come at me roasties.
I have actually been interested and fapping to cuckold porn since high school. I am 28 now. around 2006 or so is when I can remember discovering it. I was a member of the forum cuckoldplace and there learned and acquired several fetishes including sissyism, feet, humiliation, and heavily strengthened my overall sexual submissiveness. As of right now I'm rather unfortunately getting increasingly more turned on by rough gay domination including one of the most dreaded ofmale foot worship
gotta say I was honestly surprised when it started showing up on this site at such an alarming rate. but I honestly don't mind since I am still quite heavily turned on by cuckoldry and it shows no signs of stopping
it's too late for me bros. I've already sucked more than a handful of cocks via craigslist (being safe and 100% std free fyi) not that it matters since my soul is destined to burn in an especially vile layer of hell. or maybe Satan will be impressed by my aggressive degeneracy and become a high ranking demon knight officer and given dominion over a dimension
I've had sex with around 20 girls and yet I'm the only true robot here. I only visit the board for entertainment value. I am completely alone and have no need for people whatsoever.
i poop in the shower and toss the poop underhand into the toilet
i enjoy ketchup on many food such as chicken, turkey, potatoes, white rice, etc
i prefer miracle whip over mayonnaise
ive had sexual relations with two separate women consisting of missionary, oral, doggy style, cowgirl/reverse cowgirl, 69
had a legit FWB relationship
>>27571837
You've sucked cocks but have you ever actually been cucked, though?
>Implying Hell isn't a man-made doctrine imposed upon writings of the NT that don't actually teach it
>Implying homosexuals are beyond redemption (In one of the letters of Paul he's talking about a sexually immoral man who does something or other that "even the gentiles don't do", and they cast him out of the church - so that he could be redeemed on the day of judgement.
>>27571900
>You've sucked cocks but have you ever actually been cucked, though?
Very important. Nothing wrong with gay dudes but cucks are over the "irredeemable" line
>>27570855
Robots are fucking nothing!
I used to get laid all the fucking time but she dumped me and I have no friends then I found this place and I'm leaving this lameass place soon though I'm gonna get some pussy
i only browse /r9k/ because it somehow reminds me of old /b/. I normally browse /pol/ and /fit/ :^)
>>27571963
>I'm leaving this lameass place soon though I'm gonna get some pussy
ayy lmao
>>27570855
I'm a democratic socialist and am voting for Sanders
>>27571900
cucked? why yes I have and it broke my heart. and it was soulcrushing the first time I ever tried to masturbate to it. (I was cucked at 20).
wanna know something really pathetic? I sometimes fantasize about being forced to suck the cock of the guy who cucked me. I fucking hate his guts but my goddamn fetish makes me turned on when I imagine him facefucking and tossing his salad.
want more? I recently discovered that my ex, the very same girl who cucked me all those years ago, is currently pregnant. and I have already fapped to her pregnancy pictures with the most shameful cuck fantasies.
I'm already rock hard thinking about all of these memories and I am going to fap now.
>>27570855
I'm not a virgin.
That said, she was a psycho I've lived with for years and went full batshit until I broke up after almost killing myself
>>27571413
Exactly as you should be
Absolutely nothing wring with that, you're completely on point
>>27572035
>I sometimes fantasize about being forced to suck the cock of the guy who cucked me.
Was this man black?
>>27572035
Before you do, just explain things to make them clearer.
So this first experience of being cheated on gave you this fetish, that's understandable. Is that right? You'd never thought about cucking before this happened to you? Was it your first relationship?
Since then, have you tried to enter into a relationship to get cucked again?
>>27570855
I've been married 9 years to a qt that let's me live a NEET lifestyle and supports me. All the while she still loves me.
>>27570855
I'm Asian & my previous 4 GFs have been white
>>27570855
I'm asexual and aromantic, and have no interest in sex or emotional closeness whatsoever... but I've had numerous girlfriends, including one who wanted to fuck multiple times a day and who used to love for me to wear a gorilla mask, tie her up, and pretend to rape her. I also slept with a 16 year old Sears catalog underwear model. I've had more pussy than most of you combined, despite the fact that it does nothing for me and I find sex boring and kind of gross.
>>27570855
I created that pasta about wanting my ass licked and only non-whites are allowed to post in this thread.
>>27572183
How many have you slept with, and what specifically about sex do you find gross?
>>27572183
I'm quite jealous Mr. Psychopath Bateman
>>27572066
I was already interested in cuck porn since high school so I was about 16 or 17 but at first it was more about how fucked up it was rather than imaging myself being cucked. I just really liked the idea of it and fapped to it but never genuinely wanted it. that was until she cheated on me. it took several weeks before I ever attempted to combine my broken heart due to being on and the fetish of cuckolding. it was fucking brutal man. I don't know why I continued to allow it to advance but maybe I never really had a choice? human sexuality is extremely interesting. due to circumstances and genetics (small dick) maybe I was destined to be this way.
when I get the nerve to get a gf again I will try to initiate it because like I said I have a small dick and deep insecurity to the point where I have opportunities to have sex I always self sabotage and never go beyond third base ever since being cheated on. but as of now it has only been fantasies and fetish porn
>>27572224
Well, my machinery works, but it does nothing for me. Ejaculating is like a genital sneeze for me. I don't like physical closeness, so being skin-to-skin with someone creeps me out. And the fluids involved are slimy and smell bad. Trust me, if you aren't into it, there's nothing remotely appealing about sex.
And I've never counted, but I've probably slept with seven or eight women and could have had many more. When women find out I'm asexual, a lot of them throw themselves at me. That girlfriend I told you about, the one who liked to fuck many, many times a day (and had a rape fetish) found it constantly fascinating (and arousing for some reason) that she could squirm around on my lap, suck on my earlobes, and masturbate in front of me with a beer bottle and I wouldn't even pop an erection.
>>27572288
Ok, the same thing happened to me. Tell me more about the circumstances of the cheating, please.
In my case my girlfriend basically taunted me afterwards and this was a big contributor. Did she do this? Did she ever find out about your fetish? What was the other guy like?
I am white and I masturbate to white girls being gangbang fucked by big black nigger cocks. I especially like to imagine pretty white girls not in porn doing this. I like it because I am racist and sexist.
I know many people will hate me for it but I never cared.
>>27570855
im a nigger and this may redeem myself but i despise niggers as well
watching boondocks as a kid literally turned me into uncle ruckus
>>27572351
despite what /pol/ says, your intelligence is largely dependent on your environment and not your skin color
don't worry about it
>>27572351
>the boondocks
Words can scarcely express how much I love that show.
>>27572003
Fuck you man I'll show you!
>>27572320
at that point in my life my small penis woes were really starting to kick in which coincided with my femdom, cuckold, and humiliation fetishes. even though I wasn't a virgin and it had previously never been an issue either to the girl being extremely gentle to my ego or maybe it just wasn't an issue for the girl (unlikely). but when I was dating this cuckoldress girl I was struggling to reveal my inadequate penis to her. for weeks we would do nothing but make out and sorta dry hump. I always wore jeans to try to mask of humble flesh and she had sat in my lap many times but so she has felt my """"""bulge"""""" before to some degree. I fingered her and I ate her pussy but since I was stalling with my penis reveal she just found someone who WOULD fuck her and hid this from me until I found out from one of her friends. I never liked this person before he cucked me and I still feel raw about it but nowadays my feelings towards him are extremely complex due to severe fetishes.
she would have no idea of my fetish since I have never told anyone IRL. desu I did sorta self sabotage this relationship due to my insecurity but she should have just dumped me instead of cheating and lying about it. fml
>>27570855
I generally just dislike anime.
>>27570855
Once GF'd a girl another robot-ish guy was eyeing. We made fun of him behind his back. Since then I have grown a fetish for taking girls another guy seems into.
In my lame defense, I felt awful for doing so when our little roasting of him was over since he seemed like a non-spiteful robot. Unlike myself, who seems to only get off on this idea because it lets me spite normal people who wouldn't have given me the time of day before I went on to improve my life.
In entirely certain that the vast majority of people here could have the life they want, with a reasonably large amount of work. Also anime is gay as shit.
Your contempt of the world and worldliness is what isolates you and alienates you from others. Your problems don't cause your attitude... see if you can finish this sentence. If you can't, you have a ways to go. But know it can be reversed if you're aware of it. It won't be easy. And your apathy will fight you every step of the way, as will anxiety and low self-esteem. The world doesn't need to change... try again to finish this sentence.
>>27570855
i kissed a grill an hour ago
I have a cuck fetish and I don't know whether or not to embrace it or try to lose it.
>>27571246
You're not fooling anyone Carl.
this picture was from a conversation I had today
>>27572756
What did you edit out? hmmm?
>>27570855
I made fun of and ridiculed a rape victim. She was raped literally 3 months ago before I did.
I do feel overwhelmingly awful tho
>>27572698
explain it and we will tell you whether you should embrace it or not.
>>27570855
I have a very hot and submissive gf.
I bought a house. I'm getting married. I just come here for wagecucks threads and YOUs
>>27570855
I'm 6'3", have kissed six girls, and have had sex with three.
I got a gf by following some random Chads "tough love" post.
>>27570871
Same, I don't understand desu senpai. I thought getting a QT gf would cure me, but I'm still a sperg.
I think living with one's parents after the age of 21 is pathetic
I have a gf and have fucked at least 10 women before, mostly one night stands from online though
But I'm still an autistic socially awkward, poor, 5'8 overweight faggot with no friends.
>>27572955
americans should be banned from posting
>>27570855
I facefucked a chick yesterday.
>tfw the smell of sex won't go away
I lost a ton of GBP I'm sure.
I'm a fembot. My boyfriend is in the army right now, stationed far away. I'm fucking another guy, and am talking to a bunch of guys on tinder.
I like the new layour
>>27573047
'''''women'''''
I wish I was gay t.b.h
I have a girlfriend
The details of which wouldn't make you jealous though, I've been cucked in the literal sense more times than I can count because she's a drug addicted schizophrenic, guess who's here to pick up the pieces
>>27570855
I am Chad, and I do not even regret it
>>27573087
>drug addicted schizophrenic
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm not jealous in the least. Get out of that, for your own sake.
I fuck hookers but I don't pay them. I become their friends first then like a bitch in heat they bend over like a ho. Plus I like sleeping alone.
>do lots of pushups almost every day in addition to my regular lifting routine so my chest is almost always some level of pumped
>makes me look a little stronger and less fat
>mfw this is almost like how women wear makeup
get fucked normalfags
I am the crazy asshole who actually attracts women. I treat women like shit because i find it entertaining when their heads spin around the fact.
>>27571863
That is fucking gross man.
>>27570855
I enjoy my life and my desk job, jusy returned from vacations in mexico.
>>27573124
Interesting anon, how do you do this exactly?
I once fucked a girl later to find out she was a hooker, probably explains why she was such an easy fuck
I've had a girlfriend who I fooled around with but we never actually had sex so I don't think it counts and I am just as much of a robot as anyone here.
I have a girlfriend
I have some decent friends
I don't watch anime
I consider myself a cyborg
I am a girl
A thin, above average looking girl
My life is just as shit as the average robot's, but at least I know that it'll be easy as fuck to live as a normie once I stop autistic
>NEETs are self entitled scum
>anime is garbage for man futa chilren
>furries get a bad rap
>Transgender people are mentally ill
>if you like traps or futa are a closet homo (not that there is anything wrong with that)
>tendies don't taste good
>Chads/normies are often better people then robots
>nofap is a scapegoat for beta virgins
>women have it just as hard as men
>piracy is unethical
>PC gamers are the biggest fags of them all
All my honest opinions
>>27573357
*man children. Don't know where the extra "futa" came from
>>27573208
I wouldn't recommend it. It's dangerous out an the track plus just a few nights ago I got in a fight kissing a hoe in front of her pimp or boyfriend. But get to know them before they know you. Where they live plus when they work and which part of the tracks they work at.
These girls are straight hoes so fuck them and leave them because they will drag you down wherever they are in life. Drug addicts, homelessness, poverty, mental health issues, etc.
The best way to get through them is to make it not about sex but friendship at first, then bring up a blowjob here and there. Personally I like the taste of pussy so I skin the underage girls because of how little there pussy is destroy. Also don't give them straight money or they will ask for that every time. You learn as you go through the local hookers. And because she might be out of town or a new bitch, give a fake name at all times. Like it says "I'm Frank and Ernest when it comes to women. In New York I'm Frank and in Chicago I'm Ernest."
>>27570855
Got a sexy and smart girlfriend, we're going to get sushi tomorrow and then I'll cuddle with her at the park
I'm a white guy and ive exclusively had sex with Asian girls since they are the only ones that have been open to my advances regardless of the medium (since i guess Asians really do love white cock and all that). I am actually getting somewhat tired of Asian women now and wish i could bed an attractive brown, black or white girl for once.
I fear that the backlash against SJWs and Feminazis, while 100% deserved and necessary, is going to overstep its bounds and swing the pendulum back into 1980/90's evangelical puritanism, toxic Neoliberal economic management and resurgent "Red Scare" bullshit that is going to see many beneficial social programs and government initiatives ruined purely because of association with left wing ideologies, rather than their own merits.
Conservatives in my country are as always hell bent on defunding government services, selling off every profitable government asset to their vested interests and generally dragging us back into the 1950's socially while making us the laughing stock of international politics. Alt-Right and other anti-PC groups are either supporting or turning a blind eye to the actions of the ruling party purely because they make the PC Crowd butt-hurt, without seeing that their malicious negligence is going to permanently damage the country as a whole.
I fear that this is something that could happen anywhere there is currently good, well meaning but misguided governments that are experiencing a resurgence in extreme right wing politics thanks to the refugee crisis. Northern European countries with caring and altruistic governments and excellent social services are going to be replaced by extreme right wingers that may think that the Social Services themselves are to blame and need to be cut/scaled down rather than seeing that these services themselves are not bad, but were taken advantage of maliciously by people not interested in contributing to the country or supporting its culture in the first place.
>>27570855
I'm a police officer, live with my girlfriend, been together 3 years.
I got a load of friends, even two chads
>>27573509
>I'll cuddle with her at the park
Underage b&
get the fuck out
I'm Anthony Burch.
I'm 16
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I dont believe there is an actual right or wrong. Morality is relative to everyone. There is no ultimate or universal consequence to anything any of us do and therefore life cannot have any actual meaning.
>>27575659
*FFEDORA INTENSIFES*
I have been in a "wizard" skype group since I was 16, 18 now.
I am also a girl.
I have 3 "fembot" gfs that I don't even like, I'm not a lesbian or anything. One of them is 16.
>>27572698
I don't think you can get rid of a fetish desu lad
I enjoy listening to Bring Me The Horizon and Papa Roach.
I scored with a girl from an imageboard.
I genuinely want male attention from r9k, I Talk to about 4 guys at once but robots are so hard to fish.
I make 80k year. I only work 3 days a week.
I somehow have plp skills but i hate everyone
>>27570855
I'm black and have had 1 Aryan fembot gf
Yes, I came in her, raw.
No, we are not together anymore
No, she is not pregnant nor has he bore any of my progeny
No, we did not break up because of parental/societal disapproval
Yes, she was fat
I'm the one who got me in the position I'm in and I know 3/4th of the other people here are the same way but pretend they have autism
Jesus, I really can't think of a single thing. I must be such a fucking loser.
I don't know. I guess I secretly think I'm kind of better or smarter than other people in some way.
