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Have you ever fallen in love with a girl on 4chan? Tell me about her.
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Have you ever fallen in love with a girl on 4chan? Tell me about her.
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Boxxy 4 lyfe
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a gutterskank roastie, a trap, and a pure virgin waifu. take your pick.
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Well I am almost 30 but Erica was getting to me, desu. Does not happen often.
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>>27570811
I am glad she is gone because I did not want to turn into one of those orbiters.
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Yes and I am ashamed and embarrassed about it
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>>27570903
>Chad
God fucking dammit I am not Chad
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I talked to a girl from /b/ for awhile in like 2009 when we were both underage. But that's pretty much it
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she was a shitty rodent. I hate asians now though.
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>>27570950

Cindy?
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>>27570903

did you tell her? why are you ashamed?
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>>27571049
Because she is/was an attention whore roastie and I fell for her tricks
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Don't know much about her but I like her fashion and smile
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>>27571030
what the fuck is a cindy.
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>>27571085

some fat asian girl who has cybered half of 4chan
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>>27571107
I dont know what that might be but sure, you too I guess.
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Vicky. It's a feel when by some chance you can think you have a real connection with somebody and then she cuts contact for superficial reasons.

But that's life, huh
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>>27571193

were you too ugly?
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>>27571233
Maybe, but she was turned off because I didn't have dating/relationshit experience
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>>27571272

Brutal. What did that bitch expect from the 4chan dating pool?
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>>27570620
yes
we were both extremely alike and we had almost all of the same interests
it was nice desu
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>>27571068
Tell us the story. Oreganoo
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Talking with her is like walking through a minefield with snowshoes on, but I wouldn't trade a single moment away.
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>>27571289
I think she kind of accidentally dated me. It hurt a lot anyway.
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>>27571338
I thought she loved me but I was too stupid to realize it was only for attention and she does the same thing to everyone. Thats about it.
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>>27571272

Was she a slut with tons of orbiters?
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>>27571382
How did you find that out? Did you two live close?
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>>27571076
This

I fuckin hate /soc/ cause the girls there look qt but they all just ask for rates n shit
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>>27571399
>How did you find that out? Did you two live close?

No it was just obvious, everyone knew. I just thought I was the one she actually liked out of all of her orbiters. She is a well know attention whore
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>>27571391
I have no idea honestly. I would say probably. There's at least one. A Canadian Bangladeshi guy.
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>>27571412

Talking to a girl on /soc/ is the worst thing you can do. I have never known a girl from /soc/ who wasn't talking to more than one dude at a time.
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>>27570844
Whos that? I dont come here often
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>>27571529
I know man, thats why I hate it so much, its like ALMOST what you want but doesn't actually get there, but its better than /r9k/ since they actually like showing their face
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Yes.

She was really qt, and genuinely weird as fuck. Then she just said she'd have to leave for a while, and never came back. It's been a year now
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>>27570620
this bitch is ugly
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>>27571579

/r9k/ shy cuties are nice but it's hard to wade through the attention whores
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I don't even know where to fucking start.
but she had a boyfriend, and just wanted me to feed her ego by giving her attention.

fast forward 3 years and it appears she is obsessed with me, she has been stalking me for the past 3 years, I hope and pray this is just some elaborate ruse to fuck with her boyfriend, and doesn't actually delude herself into thinking there is some sort of future between us.

if you are reading this, I wish you and your boyfriend would keep me out of your fucking games, I just want to shit post in peace.
Ya I go along with it sometimes, but shit is just annoying.
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>>27571669

Do you get nudes from her?
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>>27571446
which one?

original post pls
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>>27571649

Leave potato-chan alone! I know she is a begging whore from /wowg/ but I love her.
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>>27571704
I didn't want to say but I'll get it over with


kiki
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>>27571667
They don't exist, like sometimes I look through the

>tfw no gf

that have more than 10 replys just to see if someones magically made it hapen
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Yeah, her name is Suiseiseki. She's my wife.
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idk if i'd say fell in love with, but whatever
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>>27571694
I have never actually spoken or chatted with her.
besides seeing her naked was never a priority of mine.
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>>27571791

Why are you letting her fuck with you for no returns?
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>>27571846
>Why are you letting her fuck with you for no returns?
I don't think you understand how stalking works
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>>27571895

I'm not convinced you are being stalked. Sounds like you like it.
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>>27571669
Wtf, Steve. Does it really bother you, I was just venting my frustration. Why don't you like me, was it because I was weird? You were weird too, I just...out-weirded you.

Shitposting isn't stalking, btw.
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>>27572172

you can stalk me. i'm so lonely
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>>27572213
Back to Cuba, commie scum
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>>27572213
I want to hear it from him. As someone who has been harboring oneitis feels for years I have to know if it's me and why a robot honestly wouldn't want that.
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>>27572237

You are one to talk, Marcos
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>>27572340
Hey fuck you.

Or rather, go fuck your own sister
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>>27572016
>Sounds like you like it.
if I said I didn't I would be lying.
what I don't want is her putting her life on hold for me, because like I said earlier this is going nowhere.
>>27572172
>You were weird too, I just...out-weirded you.
tell me how do you know I'm weird?
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i was dating a girl from /soc/ for a few months and then one day she was deleted me from everything and stop answering my phone calls.
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>>27572460
No one even talked to you, and you were always lurking around. I didn't care about that, I only tried including you because I really thought you were cute and I hadn't liked someone like that in a while. Your turn, why don't you like me.
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>>27570903
DIE FAGGOT DIE
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>>27572540
Cool name blox
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>>27570903
WHAT ARE YOU EMBARRASSED ABOUT CHAD?
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Has anyone ever met a nice girl on /r9k/? Or are they all whores too
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I met my boyfriend on 4chan about a year ago. He's a 20 minute drive from me now. He's the only man I've ever been with and he makes me so happy.
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>>27572515
srsly faggot 3 fucking years and you don't think I like you?
I do, and it's because of that, that I don't want you to put your fucking life on hold for w/e reason.
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>>27570797
Tell us about them
Oc
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>>27572638
So then you know I tried texting you. Why didn't you get back to me, why didn't you just make eye contact with me. I wanted to say hi and start over, but I was too scared to walk up to you. I don't have a life, don't worry about that.
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>>27572593

I met a nice girl on here. She happens to be a whore also. Nympho.
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>>27572703
>>27572638
take it facebook, fucking normies
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A qt passable trap with a tight boipucci who loves to cuddle.

She's sound asleep right next to me.
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>>27572734
fuck off neil
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>>27572743

>she

funny
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I dated an /r9k/ fembot (online and in real life) and was in love with her.

She was nice. She would come here and genuinely try to empathise and help people sometimes. She refused to let me use her gender to shitpost, because she didn't want to be noticed just for her gender, even for trolling purposes.

Pretty big boobs.
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>>27572703
I have said what I wanted to say, do as you please.
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>>27572811
>dated

tell me you married her
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>>27572811
which one?

original postblox
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>>27572811

Did she breastfeed you?
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>>27572842
She broke up with me because I constantly tried to cheat on her and I was an autistic monster. She is happy now and I have sex with mentally unstable women from the Internet to this day.
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>>27572863

why were you always trying to cheat on her?
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No but a 4chan girl fell in love with me.

Some ugly hag from Glasgow. Pushing 300lbs.
Was absolutely obsessed with me after only 3 days. Was talking about coming to Canada to visit.
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>>27572831
I will continue to shitpost. You know where to find me if you change your mind, pray that I find a good bf in the mean time. With that in mind
> tfw no oneitis bf who play vidya and discuss chinese cartoons with
> tfw you will not be seeing him naked, horny and vulnerable ever
fuck
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It's been 9 months and i still regret not going all the way with the boy i met here. He sucked my dick and i sucked his, but then i got scared.

I'm sorry, Reno. I wish i had the courage to call you.
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>>27570903
>ashamed and embarrassed about it
but you can overcome it by b'ing urself, huh Chad? die in a fire, Chad.
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>>27572897
Mostly I'm just a huge piece of shit.
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>>27570903
Whats wrong chad? Haven't you tried just being yourself?
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>>27573004

pretty much, but was there a reason besides that?
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>>27572914

How did you get her off your back?
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>>27573024
Blocked her on everything.
She also managed to find out my phone number. To this day I don't know how she did it.

Left me a voice mail of her crying about how we were going to be together forever.

Get your shit together, femanons.
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>>27571350
What's she like Anon?
Oc
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>>27573014
I've got a big bag of pathologies that have all mingled together, probably. I did love her and she did pretty much everything to love me.

Ultimately it's a mixture of
>it's easier to be alone because I'm shit at being a boyfriend
>it's easier to be alone because I'm shit at even being a basic functional human most of the time, which is often shocking and time-consuming for people who try to love me in spite of it
>I am an insane serial womanizer, partly to cope with years of former loneliness, and addicted to meaningless sex that I mostly hate
>this way I don't hurt anyone or waste their time
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>>27570620
Think I accidentally fell in love with this neet girl from Texas.
Pretty sure she hates me tho, but that's ok.
I quit women forever after her desu famalam
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>>27573104
>it's easier to be alone because I'm shit at being a boyfriend

boy do i know this feel
no girl understands why I need so much alone time
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Yes and she hates the horse pussy mystery or mystery hates her
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>>27573131
Best part is that she's definitely reading this right now, but she gets mad whenever I mention her name on here.
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>>27573141
It's hard, bro. You gotta keep dutch ovening them until they dump you. Then you can just leave garbage on the floor in your apartment and no one hassles you.
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>>27573154

Why is mystery's pussy so big and hairy?
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Yeah. I met a cute girl on /soc/ in a MS Paint chart thread. She actually replied to me and asked me to be her boyfriend eventually.

I had some doubts about it at first, since she lived in the other side of the country, but I'm glad I said yes. She's really great. She listens to the same music as me and has very similar tastes to me. She even goes to /r9k/. She's my best friend.

Funny enough, today is our one year anniversary. Lol we met the day after Valentines day, and started dating the day after April Fools. She made this little collage and sent it to me a few minutes ago.

I advise everyone here to get a clingy /r9k/ gf. It's the best.
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>>27573394
>I advise everyone here to get a clingy /r9k/ gf. It's the best.

I fucking wish I could get a clingy one.
All I ever got was some fat white BPD cosplayer pothead.

I just want a clingy petite qt
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>>27573154
why does she hate her?
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>>27573485
You dated hamburgashi?

kek
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>>27573514
Nah, sadmachinechan
Don't even care if she knows anymore desu
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>>27573485
I think I just got lucky. /r9k/ are probably like this.
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>>27573485

>not wanting a clingy chubby gf who sucks dick like a champ

They are so soft.
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>>27573548
They're good in theory.'
But desu, I'm probably just not man enough for a big girl.
I need a qt I can pick up and wrap my arms around completely.

She also gave REALLY bad head
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>>27573394
I wish I could have an /r9k/ gf, but no one here wants a neet weeb bf, im not even fat or ugly mang
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>>27573302
I been told its because of popping her pussy young

>>27573511
I think something they did on /soc/ but it's been awhile since I got on this site
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>>27573564
>im not even fat or ugly mang

Then you have the potential. I was a shutin weeb when we met.

There are girls L I T E R A L L Y on this board right now that would date you. You'd be surprised. You just have to find them. Somehow.
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>>27573622
THAT is the problem, every time someone posts that they are a girl or trap they get a million "plz be my gf" replys that they just ignore so its hard to even try since I KNOW I'll be ignored
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>>27573652
The threads where people post these, are the key.

That's how I did it.

Go to /soc/. There are threads dedicated specifically to finding someone who matches your tastes.
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>>27573692
I've tried that man, I never get (you)s

I've tried many of those threads on /soc/ it just doesnt work and I feel like shit posting the same one every time a thread dies and gets reposted
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>>27570620
A lady with 32L bra size who prefers shorter men with not-big uncut penises. Assuming she was real. No pics.
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i have a gay crush on a namefag desu familaial. ashamed
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>>27573744
Not many namefags on here. whichone?
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>>27573744
You want that kingblackchad bbc?
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>>27573776
Don't know who that is, so no


Maybe it's not a crush idk I am confused nvm
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>>27573692
Lmao, I've never clicked on those gay ass threads.
I've had 3 r9k gf's and I usually just contactfag until they give in
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Yes, on soc. I just randomly added her from a skype thread, we talked and talked and cammed/mic chatted. I'd write songs for her and sing/play them on my guitar for her. I was drunk the whole time, since we would talk at nights, but I genuinely felt for her. Then she was deciding where she was going to go to college, it was to be either near me or like 10 hours away from me (she was from another country, forgot to mention). I'm sure you all know which she chose. Anyway, she was all lonely and shit there and miserable, and one night she told me she loved me. THEN the next night she video called me and started to cry, then got off, and then I found out she had a new boyfriend. She tried to call me a few months later, but I didn't answer and I wish I had. We haven't talked in like a year and never will again.
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Testing. Please ignore, do not reply.
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>>27574122

don't tell me what to do kid
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>>27570903
>"nah she not good enough for me lmao xD"
of course not chad
kill yourself
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>>27574036

So she was a whore with a bunch of back up bfs then?
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I got married to a 28 yr old on /soc/
I'm turning 20 next month
Tbh, she's had plenty of bf's, was even in a polyamorous at one point, but idgaf.
We both make shit money, and she's nice to me.
Plus, she bakes and fucks like a champ
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>>27574408

She is cheating on you and will leave you soon
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>>27574432
Nah, we're both NEET's and we have a home business.
I see her literally 24/7.
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>>27574465
don't say we didn't warn you NORMIE.... goodbye, you'll be back soon >:)
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>>27570620
I met my girlfriend of 2 years in an r9k Skype group.
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>>27574465

do you look over her shoulder and read all her messages?
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>>27574534
I run keystroke on all of our computers and phones.
I know every website she visits, who she talks to, and for how long.
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>>27574567

so you know in your heart she is a whore?
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>>27574584
In her past, yeah.
I have her on a short leash tho.
She lets me hit her when she gets out of line.
It's how men and women should be.
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>>27571714
If you really loved her you would have bought her what she wanted, anon. Now some Chad is going to instead.
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>>27574710

I would have done anything to kiss those tiny beady eyes
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>>27570620

Kind of I guess. It was an internet LDR in 2003~ and we would talk for hours on end on AIM. I was 16, she was 17. She treated me fairly, was usually hornier than I was, kinky, sweet, and patient.
She really did put up with a lot of drama on my end. For some reason, I was really popular with the women of the forum we met on and I could feel her get jealous at times. It didn't bother me, but in retrospect I could have handled it with more respect for her.
Anyway, a few weeks in the relationship, she sent me a full body picture of herself. Unfortunately, I had created an image of her in my mind and it did not add up to the picture she sent. I was very disappointed. A few days later, we broke up and I used the excuse that she was too jealous of my other friends. I've felt scummy about it ever since, but have never apologized. I've thought about messaging her a few times, but 4chan was talked me out of it several times.
Looking back, she was a real catch but I was too immature. TECAT, if you reading this, sorry. I was an asshole, but you're probably happier now.
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I think I got tricked this girl sent me nudes well just her ass and shit and her face but I don't think it was her and it was either an ugly fat chick or a dude baiting me never bought her anything but I wish she was real.
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>>27574797

Was she ugly? originalo
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>>27574797
damn that made me feel.
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>>27574829

Not ugly, just...awkward, plain, unkempt. Basically, a typical hikikomori in the most generic of senses. Not in the "omg kawaii hikikomori" anime bullshit sense.
However, her recent FB pictures are really flattering. I don't know what I was thinking. Her personality was amazing at the time, I don't much about her now. I wish I would have given her a chance.
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>>27574900

I actually forgot to add the part where she sent me a letter with some of her perfume on it. It was really cheesy and had some dirty talk near the end, but really sweet and I loved it. She wanted me to write back and I completely pussed out and never sent her a letter back. I still have the letter somewhere in my box of shit.
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There was this femanon who was reading these stories like "hey anon I cant believe you're so depressed, you're such a nice person" over vocaroo about a week or two ago. She sounded adorable and super comfy too.
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There was one who I met going to University. I knew she frequented here the first time I saw her, too bad she turned out to be totally unstable and even got run out of here.
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>>27574982
She made me a custom one in that thread.
I listen to it every night before I fall asleep.
She's an angel
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>>27570620
Only one time I caught the feels for a girl on here.
It was in a vocaroo thread.
She gave a (you) to most everybody in that thread. Had a cute as hell voice, and was really kind. She's too good for this board.
pic is very related, it's her avatar
>>27574982
Pretty sure we're talking about the same femanon.
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>>27570620

Is that a guy or a girl? desu
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>>27575205
>>27575114
Hey you lads had best not get your hopes up

Milleur is my gf, not yours.
Mine
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>>27575305
Go suck a dick, faggot.
I'll beat the shit out of you if my gf even crosses your mind, you little manlet cuckboi
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>>27575205
Yeah that's her. I want her to come back she was so sweet
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>>27575353
Of course but I was the one who designed you that way.
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>>27575305
keep telling yourself that, senpai.
I have no illusions about her becoming my gf.
I hate LDR's, and I doubt she lives anywhere near me.
She's still a delight, though.
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>>27575374
in other news,
f a m is filtered out to senpai.
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>>27575343
Whatever, orbiter.

She might tell you nice things, but when she says them to me, she means them :^)
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>>27571733
who the fak
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>>27575374
>>27575384
If you say so, famalam
I've got my eye on you
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I met my ex on /b/

We dated for almost 3 years and lived together for most of it. It was not a healthy relationship at all. There was no abuse or anything like that but we enabled and encouraged each other's worst habits. Also she is mentally ill (diagnosed with BPD, anxiety and depression) and there were several times when I had to physically restrain her during suicide attempts.
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>>27575389
She says real nice things as I slip my thick member into her moist canal every night.
She says even nicer things when I leave here leaking my seed
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>>27575439
She's just trying to be polite, to be honest.

She doesn't say very nice things when she is begging to be blessed by my superior seed, she turns into a fiery beast
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>play with one femanon in dota for a couple of months
>she goes though a breakup or something
>pay for train ticket give her deep dicking and pay for mcdonalds breakfast near the train station where i send her up
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Yes, and never again.

She had a heart shaped face and big brown eyes, with a smile that could kill. We shared all the same hobbies and tastes, I honestly thought she was my soulmate. She managed to melt through my icy autist exterior, she would dote on me constantly and I fell for her hard and fast. But over time her shithead friends got her into Heroin and she got hooked, I didn't do anything substantial to stop her as I was afraid of losing her and then she dumped me through text with the usual bullshit of "You're too good for me" and "Find somebody who deserves you". I then heard from her about 3 weeks later telling me she had moved on to another man, and that she thought it would be better that I heard it from her.


You guys were right about Woman, and I never should have forsaken the Robot
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>>27575407
good luck, fag, I'm behind 7 proxies.
>>27575439
>>27575490
pic related
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>>27575606

Grills always have your replacement lined up
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Obligatory. Pink is such a good color on her. I've fallen in love with her but I wouldn't want to date her. All the inner-circle orbiter posts about her make it seem like she really has gone downhill.

I'd still be friends with her.
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>>27576063
I also wish other chicks would stop posting with no makeup for the sole purpose of trying to be like Eliza. She can do it because she's cute, it doesn't work for everyone.
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I still worship her
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>>27576575
Does everyone always post the exact same picture? Or does she just have a lot of pictures with bears in the corner? I've never cared enough to pay attention to her outfits so now I'm wondering.
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>>27573741

She's probably married.

:(
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>>27570620
Yeah. But I meet her in reality, too. Fell in love and became bf-gf. She was really sweet, she had a great sense of humour, I could be open and honest with her and I felt more comfortable around her than anyone ever.

I haven't fallen in love with pictures of tripfags or other online personalities. I may be an idiot but I'm not a worthless fucking moron.
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>>27570620
>at work
>ask out gril
>walk away
>at work again
>ask out another fine grilling quip
>many hamburgers come to me
>happy
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>>27571076
you just love those cock sucking eyes.
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>>27571788
she looks slightly like rabbitchan

i fell hard and fast for cracky. I was 14 at the time.
>tfw i still browse the bounceme looking for news of her and rares.
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>>27572725
THIS desu. She's just a gigantic slut.
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>>27576063
I'll wear more pink 4 u
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>>27570620
who is this? can you post more pictures of her she's cute
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I'm not even sure if I've ever really fallen in love with anyone
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>>27571607
>genuinely weird as fuck
How?
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>>27572593
Honestly Erica is pretty nice, at least to Doj. I was in a Skype with the two of them and he got upset over something, and she dropped the call / what we were doing to try to console him. I appreciate loyalty like that
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>>27570903
FUCK OFF NORMIE SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

originu
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>>27572725
>>27572811
Which ones were they?
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>>27576063
>>27576092
Here comes eliza making posts about herself. Eliza, will you please get the fuck out already? You're a disgusting fucking whore who masturbates for strangers on Omegle with the fucking /b/ tag. What pleasure roasties get out of that I will never know.
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Got oneitis to a rich "gamer girl" in junior hs, her date was the chad who bullied me
It was 3 years ago


I still stalk her twitter everyday
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>>27572725
Camilla?
Oregano
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>>27578154
that was a given
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>>27570620
I feel in love with guns so kinda a girl?
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I feel in love with a trip in /cgl/ years ago.

She was a shitposter, liked having orbiters, had issues and wasn't even really pretty but damn. I was genuinely head over heels for her, just seeing her smile made my stomach flutter. If I hadn't been as much of a nutcase back then it just might have worked out better.

I still think about her sometimes.
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>>27579171
Did she post nudes?
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>>27574797
So, you always liked Amanda best? I thought it was going to be us, you asshole.
> don't even know who I am because you had like 7 of us
> showing that rusty anteater dick to anyone who'll look
So glad you're scraping by now irl, you cunt.
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>>27579672
fuck off normie bitch whore
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>>27572811
So what makes you so special that women want and love you?
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Yes but he doesn't understand my obscure song references and doesn't like me so why even bother l o l
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>>27578187
Whos rabbit chan? Original poopzz
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>>27578302
Don't play with my heart, anon. ;; But thanks, I didn't have this picture

>>27578945
Hope my hair color is enough to prove because every other part of me is terrible. :) But yeah not her. I don't deny that she probably makes posts about herself but this wasnt one.
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>>27571733
Hey bro nice dubs. Also, are you that kiki poster who I made friends with that one time? Or are you that other kiki poster who wasn't as cool? Or are you me? Are you the one known as "keeks"?
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>>27580074
That's because it's me, anon <3
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whores, beasts, trolls, and/or fbi agents

haha no I wouldnt touch trash from here even with my mind
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>>27580200
Woahmanohman, shucks. Uuuuuh I don't know what to say. I know your birthday was coming up but I haven't really followed your whole story for long, so I'm not sure when it was/is. But I wanted to say happy birthday. Yet here you are giving me a present. Thanks Ciara, have a good day! You make a lot of people happy. Also your skype name is funny.
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>>27580287
>orbiting this hard
wew lad
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Yeah, I met her on /r9k/ like 6 years ago. We chatted everyday for 2 years and webcam'd every night. She became my "girlfriend" for a year or so. Then she cuck'd me right before I got plane tickets to visit her. I doubt she comes on here anymore. She's still with the guy she cucked me with like 4 years later. FUCK YOU
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>>27570903
top kek, a perfect post so early in the thread
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>fell in love with 1 girl from omegle who also used 4chan
>fell in love with 2 girls from /r9k/
>they all broke my heart
>these 3 + 1 more online are the only relationships I've had
Never fall for the "femanon" meme
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>>27580200
Your "accidental" hair cut suits you perfectly, you little vixen.
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>>27571193
Are you sure you didn't do anything wrong?
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>>27580287
This is just sad.

originalblox
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>>27580200
Why can't you just leave? You literally shit up this board with your presence and retarded orbiters.
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>>27580392
FUCK OFF ELlZA
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>>27580303
I won't deny it's orbiter behavior, but the honest truth is I've given up on making friends in real life. I figured it couldn't hurt to try here.
>inb4 SHE DOESNT WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND SHE WANTS YOUR MONEY

I really like giving gifts so I'd do that with irl friends (in a reasonable amount) anyways. Even if it started as a purely orbiter relationship I think there might be potential for it to evolve into something good.

>>27580357
I guess

>>27580364
Don't be too hard on her, I basically summoned her here. If you're going to complain about orbiters in a "have you ever fallen in love with a girl from 4chan" thread you should probably leave.
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>>27580458
pIs send me gifts too
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>>27580392
Ohshit, I thought the her being 15 thing was from a while ago, I didn't know she still was. I mean I knew she was underage but not by that much. Thanks for the link, I was going to ask since the old one isnt working anymore, but then that'd just be more "GTFO ELIZA REEEEE"
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>>27580515
Don't worry senpai, I have your back.
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>>27580458
>dude this is a have yoy ever fallen in love with a girl from 4chan thread so it's totally fine to bring more attention to a cancerous slut

This is how retarded you sound. Even if this was an eliza thread, it would still be cancerous.
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>>27580200
Didn't this cunt get btfo when screenshots of her masturbating for a nig on Omegle with the /b/ tag got spread around? Why are we still paying attention to her? Are we going full normie and accepting this kind of behavior? Get the fuck out eliza, the only people who still like you are horny normies
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>>27580548
You idiot, the first wave of orbiters knew about since January. Only newfag cancer thought this was a new reveal.
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>>27580563
All orbiters are cancer, anon.
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>>27580563
Does that change the fact that she's a disgusting whore?
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>>27580348
If you can count being anxious as doing something wrong, then I definitely did.

I've never liked somebody that much in my life. I thought for as long as she let me that she felt the same way. Now it seems like she was projecting parts of her ex onto me and expecting me to rise up to that. It doesn't feel good.

To make matters worse, she insisted right away that we should never talk again. I can understand that a bit but it also felt like she was closing the door on us ever being anything. I guess it sounds dumb, and I know it does. I know I might feel even worse if I still spoke to her. It's something you'd have to go through to understand.

So I've dated since and I'll probably mess around more, but it still gets to me that I got to know somebody so well and it meant a lot to me, and she dropped me out of her life altogether for something on the surface after a lot of really personal bonding.

And I acted like shit for a while afterward and I really regret that too. Not so much for her sake, because she also did. Just because that's not the kind of person I want to be. The upside is that I've experienced similar stuff and I know how it feels to be hurt, so I can empathize when somebody does or says something really stupid in response to something I did that hurt them like that.

sorry it's so blogposty, but that's the full answer
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>>27580538
Y-you should put more Ghibli merchandise on your wishlist, I really wanted to get you that Totoro bento box and some other stuff. Or some PMMM things!
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Yes i did. She was black and from this board. Disappeared though. Think she got a boyfriend in real life or something.
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>>27580601
Her character is disgusting, but she's hot, and watching the trainwreck that's her social life is fun.
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>>27580691
Was it bebe? Fuck that bitch
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>>27580709
No, bebe is disgusting.
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>>27580563
This, and it happened summer of 2014 so it doesn't mean I was "pure" when I first got fans.

>>27580675
I will <3 Check back tonight. I'm going to work now.
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>>27580734
Noah stole your purity, don't lie to me, you rancid swine.
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>>27580747
Hah. Noah didn't get shit. He was an asshole.
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I wouldn't say legit love, but I did develop feelings for one who turned out to just be an attention whore. I wouldn't have cared and even would have remained friends with her if even the friend feeling was mutual, but she was blatantly just an attention whore. Unless it involved sex, she literally never remembered a god damn thing I told her and would go on an on about herself, but the minute I needed to vent she'd just go silent. I grew tired of being her emotional tampon and stand-in for her ex-boyfriend. Jokes on me because she definitely helped contribute to my huge distrust of anything female. She still texts me every now and again, a year after I stopped talking to her. I just ignore em.
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>>27580770
How many men have you kissed so far? I need to know before I commit to this.
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>>27580789
I kissed my current bf...
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>>27580540
Whatever dude, I just wanted to reply to her a few times cos I never get to talk to her, and I was just trying to contribute my honest thoughts to the thread.

>>27580548
It's a common thing in this day and age. Even if I wanted to be in a relationship with her I wouldn't care. You're one of those people who think girls who don't uphold some barbaric catholic standard of purity until marriage are worthless, and that girls who were raped are "damaged goods" I bet, huh?

>>27580601
Stay mad that you're not a qt with a cult following dude
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>>27580803
That is not an answer you whore
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>>27580789
She sends nudes to her beta orbiters on Skype, don't fall for the eliza meme.
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>>27580812
1 boy... my bf now. We met up after he commented on my YouTube videos
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>>27580817
How come none of those have ever leaked even though she supposedly cucks them all?
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I met my (now ex) gf on 4chan. So I guess yes. We did love each other when we were still together.
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>>27580825
That's creepy as shit.
I should start being more overtly creepy, apparently there's girls who like that.
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>>27572863
>I have sex with mentally unstable women from the Internet to this day.
where do you find those
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>>27580829
The leaked on mchan if I remember correctly.
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Has anyone ever met a nice girl here? Most of these stories are depressing
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>>27580734
Coolio, have a good time at work! As good as possible, I guess, heh. Hopefully you like your job at least a little.
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>>27580874
Pretty sure they only had the somali meme ones.
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>>27580392
how do i find that list, where do i put that code
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>>27580893
google amazon wishlist and replace the universal

she's kissing someone who commented on her video, imagine what you get if you buy her a present
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>>27580876
NICE GIRL HERE. RIGHT OVER HERE, READY FOR MEETING. DESPERATE AND LONELY AS FUCK. DON'T MAKE ME GET A BILLBOARD, I AM ALREADY ADVERTISING MYSELF ON THIS PATHETIC PLACE LOL FUCK YOU GUYS
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>>27580922
Okay babe, asl, you know the drill.
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>>27580844
Wasn't creepy, we became friends and I asked him out.

>>27580874
First on /b/ after it happened, I reported it and to gyazo who was hosting them and nothing happened ;___;

>>27580878
I really like my job. I'm eating lunch before I start. it's a good company.
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>>27580922
you don't sound very nice
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>>27580948
Did he ever touch you?
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>>27580876
Yes, I did. I met a very nice girl who became my gf. By "here" I obviously mean 4chan, not the cesspool that is /r9k/.
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>>27580922
picture something to know youre female with timestamp? kik?
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>>27580962
HEY I SAID FUCK YOU GUYS IT WAS THE NICEST I COULD FUCKIN MUSTER YOU NEEDY BITCH. GOD, IF YOU GET LUCKY I MIGHT ACTUALLY GO THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF DOXXING YOUR ADDRESS AND SHOWING UP THERE AND PUNCHING THE SHIT OUTTA YOU. KEEP IT UP ANON YOU'RE DOING A FINE JOB
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>>27580948
Good good good! I don't have a job right now, basically the only thing I could get/manage would be something in food. And I'm either too scared to work somewhere I like because I know after eating it a lot and being around it all the time I'll get sick of it...Or fast food places will just make me break out constantly with all the grease and stuff.

I woke up too early for a Saturday so I need some more sleepies. Hope your noms are tasty, see ya around~
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can't say i've fallen in love but i talked to a couple girls from here

they all suck at having any sort of discussion or conversation. insanely boring.
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Have you ever experienced women's insecurity? Now try to add that with a lonely girl from 4chan and a long distance relationship. She will bottle her own insecurities up so much that she will accuse you of ignoring her, dumping her and cheating her nearly every day. She will push you away and ignore you completely to yell at you in some weird defense mechanism. Only to break down in tears when you ask her what is wrong. You will eventually get sick of it no matter how hard you try.

1. Dont do LDR
2. Get a "normal" gf.
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>>27581068
JESUS CHRIST I HOPE YOU ARE 12 OR SOMETHING
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>>27581251
i never seen it before

isn't the stereotype 'girls all have beta orbiters' ? where do you find the insecure orbit-less ones?
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>>27581409
I'm a gigantic 6'3, /fit/ turbo chad who has diagnosed ADD and depression. I may be Chad on the outside but I am a robot on the inside. Which means I'm not attracted to normie girls and autismo girls feel insecure with me.
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>>27581409
Girls have very few orbiters in the beginning. The trick is to get in at the ground floor and win against the competition.
Then you have to be interesting and alpha enough to monopolize her attention and make her stop whoring, before she gets completely addicted to the affection she gets fed here.

Someone like Eliza is ruined forever, she will never be able to have a real relationship with anyone. She will always flirt and whore on the side. No single man will be able to fill the giant hole that she opened in her soul by doing this attention whoring thing for so long.
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>>27580804
I hold people accountable for their actions and judge their character by these standards and don't make allowances in the field of romantic interest. Anyone who does is either a numale, desperate, or a PUA normie. If a girl had a few relationships and therefore sex partners with people she genuinely cared for and it didn't work out, I would not necessarily immediately look down on her.

Masturbating for strangers online? Flashing your tits at them? Fucking disgusting. I would not tolerate that behavior in a woman while still respecting them. Sadly women who don't engage in this behavior are becoming the minority. Just because that's the case doesn't mean I'm going to choose to join the cesspool like you and people like you, and Eliza and all of her orbiters.
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>>27581251
>have dated two people from /r9k/
>first one lived at home with his mother, literally an overweight neckbeard, but we shared all the same interests and he treated me very well at first
>gradually his neediness and negative influence on me became intolerable
>he never once made an attempt to see me despite being able to afford a new computer, junk food, etc.
>broke up with him

>second person was a cute girl who looked after herself, had her own apartment, a good job, cleaned on a regular basis, was an all-around great person and treats me wonderfully
>we resolve any disagreements like reasonable adults and that's so infrequent it's barely worth mentioning
>very clingy but I'm the same way, and we support each other fully
>has never, ever, not even once accused me of cheating, dumping her on a whim, nothing
>came to visit me many times while we lived apart, I moved across the country so we could be together
>haven't ever been happier

1. stop making sweeping generalizations
2. stop blaming your poor judgement of character on other people
no one made you stick around with people who treated you like shit
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>>27580989
JESUS WHAT KINDA GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM ANON? BLOODY SOME ORBITER COLLECTING TRIPFAG ATTENTION WHORE? I ONLY NEED MY VALIDATION UP TO THE PHYSICAL PART, I AM CONFIDENT ENOUGH IN MY APPEARANCE TO NOT NEED ANYONE'S APPROVAL. FUCK YOU FOR IMPLYING OTHERWISE. ALSO I AM TOO SCARED TO POST ANY PICTURES OF MYSELF LOL YOU CRAZY
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>>27580548
Anyone could shoop that in a few seconds
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>>27581251

I told my online boyfriend its ok for him to see girls IRL since I'm not even going to pretend I can keep a man to myself never mind long distance
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>>27581556
>ORBITER
not happening

>I ONLY NEED MY VALIDATION UP TO THE PHYSICAL PART
thats the idea
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