Yes, we're open for business tonight and serving anyone alone or sick of hearing April Fools shit. So come on in and grab a seat. Drinks on us
>>27570374
Another Friday night spent alone...
What is my name?
>>27570414
Of course I am but someone has to tend to the bar and I have a feeling I'm not the only one alone. So what's on your mind anon and what can I get you?
>>27570444
Makalaine water please good friend
>only 1 more hour left of this godawful layout
Jack and Coke please
My parents officially had the "if your gay it's ok" talk
>>27571736
How old are you anon? Its never really too late
>>27571899
I'm 22 and I'm not gay shockingly
I love autistic stuff like hello kitty and I love gay culture even lady boy porn, but I'm straight
>>27570374
Vodka please. I'm doing pretty bad again.
I recently have an opportunity to get my foot in the door of getting my dream job, but I still feel like a failure? I'm 26 years old and it seems like everyone who I went to high school with is already a doctor and married. I live at home with my mom and I feel like a complete loser.
It just seems like I'm destined to fail.
One Coke please. It's been awhile since I had one. It would mean a lot if you could also serve it in the glass bottle.
>>27571951
>and even ladyboy porn
this is actually gay
I am straight and don't like that, if you like people with cocks than you are gay, it's just the truth anon.
>>27570374
Two beers and two shots of tequila please.
It's one of those "I need to lose 60lbs and quit smoking a pack a day" nights
>>27572083
I know what it's like to feel like you are falling behind. I hope it works out for you.
>>27571951
What's the appeal of hello kitty? I don't get it
Traps make sense but still pretty homo desu
>>27572103
this desu
>muh feminine dick
that's total bullshit, it's like a round square, it doesn't exist.
>>27570374
Trying to decide if I should get somd fast food. Its almost 12 and I had taco bell for lunch and culvers (burger chain) for dinner. Thinking taco bell again just get a totally different item.
What do you guys think?
broke up with gf because she was a psycho and I was almost killing myself over it
find new love, she likes me back
suddenly treats me differently, gives me the cold shoulder, stops replying. wtf is this, did she grow tired of me?
I'm fucking tired. fucking tired.
>>27570374
>>27572083
I'll have what he's having.
Another lonely night and I need it to be over as fast as possible.
My *friends* have started believing that i have impossible high standards for women, which would explain why i'm single and they all have serious relationships.
But i'm just beyond help when it comes to that stuff. I've never even been kissed.
>>27572103
It's not gay, they try to look feminine.
>>27572261
It's a cute cat, like Garfield
>>27572358
Dude... you may be gay. When you masturbate do you look at the cock or the tits?
I'll stand behind the feminine dick theory. Some traps have deliciously looking dicks. But show me the face of a man and I lose my boner instantly
>>27572315
>started believing that i have impossible high standards for women
I have this problem too. People think I'm just really picky and kind of shallow but I just don't like party girls. Seems like thats a lot to ask for nowadays though.
>>27572399
>>27572439
I mean when you think female there are usually a ton of things that come to mind before "pussy". If someone has a completely feminine form except for a penis its hard to say someone's completely gay for being attracted to them.
I just noticed that I have really sudden mood swings and I don't know why
also I took like 5 benadryl and it feels like I'm floating but there's nothing to be cozy to
>>27572439
Agreed. And traps and shemales always have those mutant-looking faces. Faces are always instant turnoffs in those threads.
>>27572399
The tits. I mean I don't mind the dick, but I prefer not to see it.
>>27572543
why watch trap then? the only difference is the dick so just watch normal stuff if you want tits that are less gay
Just dropped my classes for the semester. I haven't gone to school in a month. I'm too far behind and I'm sick of forced socialization. I also don't have money for rent. I've got about $30 until Thursday. I still owe the school $1,038. Why don't people shoot up collection agencies?
>>27572880
Brutal. I've been there. Not having money for food was the worst. Now Im out of college and make good money, but Ill never forget the poor mans struggle.
A rum a coke please barkeep. I live with my 55 yo gf and I'm 50. Her 21 yo niece just moved in. She doesn't like me I think, nor does gfs 25yo daughter. But they kind of act like teenagers. So it's probably that. GF is good to me.
My life is fucking amazing, I just really really really hate this new layout, but the no anonymous thing for April fools day was kinda funny.
>>27572880
>>27573044
I get some comfy financial aid in community college. If it wasnt for that, i dont think i would be going at all. With no real interests that i could make a living off of, im just considering stopping before going to a uni and just work at HS-graduate tier jobs
>>27573092
>I'm 50
the fuck you doing on a samoan cotton candy production forum?
>>27570374
Bourbon, and leave the fucking bottle.
Do I stay in and reenlist? I joined to go to war and fight, but most of that shit is over and a deployment would be pulling guard in a FOB. But I can't just let three years of my life go to waste by not doing what I signed up for, right?
Or do I get out and try to go to school? It would be Hell. I can't connect with normal people anymore. Fuck, I don't even have any friends back home now. Am I a lost cause? Should I just an hero and end all this bullshit?
>>27573266
dont an hero for sure you just got dubs
Is it wrong that I rather be a robot than a normie? I do fine in social situations but i tend to avoid them as much as possible. I just don't like socializing. Anyone else here /robotbychoice/?
>>27573266
Give civilian life a try.
On the flip side I'm actually considering joining the military. I'm leaning towards the Navy. Everybody tells me "MARINES BRO" (everybody that I know that served served in the marines). Is it worth it to join the military in general? The only thing holding me back is fear, really. Fear of being away from home and comfort, I suppose.
>>27573266
Do you enjoy any sort of trade? working on cars etc.
Picking up a manual trade can lead to good money if you sell yourself right. Assuming you're an American that you're a vet would be a good one if you handle it right.
>>27572296
Do it
I am waiting for my pizzas (2) because I'm a fat fuck
Glass of whiskey, on the rocks. Please.
I switched from Journalism to a BA because I nearly broke down from the amount of shit they were going to make me do in the first semester. I'm not a great people person but I suppose they wanted to filter the weak people out straight away. Anyway, majoring in history now but I'm just wondering what the fuck I'm doing with my life.
None of the STEM subjects interest me at all, and I'm not quick enough to function in those sort of environments. Although I feel like the academic sector suits me better, I'm just ultimately fucking lazy. I'm not stupid, but I don't know what I'm doing. I wish I was a dumb cunt content with doing a trade, but no. I think too much for my own good, can barely sleep at reasonable hours, and can enjoy very little. Suicide is an option I toy with every day. I'm unhappy with the world I live in, and I'm unhappy with my own life. I don't know. I just don't fucking know.
Something went wrong along the way, robots. I'm not well. If I look in the mirror too long I feel utter despair. I've got dark bags under my eyes, for fuck's sake. Then there's that old 'no girl will take me' cliche. I've convinced myself that if I perhaps had a muse, maybe I'd find a new drive. But that's what I thought about uni. Hell, I was happy with my shitty job in my regional hometown. Whatever. By Christ, I just don't know what I'm doing here. I don't know anything.
Sorry for rambling. I had to let it out. Felt like screaming for days.
>>27570374
Gin and tonic
Texted my ex tonight after not talking to her for a year and a half. I don't even miss her let alone love her, just curious as to see how's she's been. Highly doubt she'll respond or not. I'm fine either way.
>>27573440
I'm right there with ya, mr escobar. I love learning about the romans and other historical shit, but i just dont know how i could transfer that into a career. M'friend is a grease monkey but i just wouldnt be able to do something so empty like that. Never had a girlfriend, too. Even that one disgusting guy i knew that i always thought would never get a girlfriend has had one for a while. And i just sit at home on 4chan or watching south park wasting away the best time of my life.
>>27573354
It's going to be a wake up call for sure; it was for me. You will seldom see your friends and family and you will constantly be told to do other people's jobs.
I picked Army because it has more opportunities in general compared to the other branches in regards to different jobs and promotions. If you wanted to join and expect fighting like the days during the height of the wars, you're in for a rude awakening because hardly anyone is deploying to a combat zone anymore, even with ISIS around. Most of the military is focusing on the Pacific and Europe right now for training. Unless you are looking to use the military as a stepping stone to get a certain job in the civilian sector or to just use as something to help you stand out on a resume, I wouldn't do it. All the PC culture going around society has affected the military very greatly and morale and readiness is at an all time low.
After the girl I thought liked me friend zoned me over the phone, I feel pretty done with women. Although I say this every fucking time this happens. My kv25 status is still alive and well.
I don't want a fucking drink, I want my moms illegal Mexican boyfriend outtttttttttttt
Chardonnay double
Got into an accident and broke my laptop all in the same week. I'm worried the other person might sueven since it's my fault. Hit the driver's side too.
I'll just have a beer.
I'm excited to start graduate school this fall but I'm worried about taking out more loans and living near the poverty line for 5-7 years.
Bourbon and Cola please, make it a double as well I'm in the mood for it tonight.
I've finally gotten to work in the same shift as a girl I'm interested in. She trains me for 2 days, then asks to change to graveyard shifts since she's into this 16 year old who works those hours.
The thing is I know shes into me too, but I'm going away for 5 weeks in a few days. That kid is going to fuck her I know it. And there's nothing I can do to stop it.
I'll take a Guinness.
So I applied for a new job that would actually let me move out of my parent's house and I was pretty excited for it. I had two interviews two weeks ago. The first one went well enough for me to get a second one the very next day. The second one went pretty well and they said they had a few more interviews to do and they'd let me know if I had the job or not. Like I've said, it's been two weeks and I'm slowly dying inside since I don't want to be at Walmart much longer. I even had an in with my sister's boyfriend being a store manager recommending me for a position and still nothing. I've even checked in with them a week ago, but it went to the machine.
I had another job lined up where I knew a few guys that worked there. I talked to the owner and he said that they weren't hiring at the moment, but I had a job as soon as they started up again. (it's concrete work and can't run in the winter) I applied in December and they said they were going to start in February, then that got pushed back to March and now it's April and they're finally starting back up. I still have yet to receive a call for an interview and I checked in a few weeks ago.
Also, I recently started hanging out with a friend again. I'm seeing Zootopia with her on Monday. I'm going to ask her out afterwards, but I have a pretty good feeling she'll say no and I'll have just made things weird.
Finally, the worst of them all. I still work at Walmart, my spirit has been broken and my "anniversary" is coming up in just over a week.
>>27570374
I'll take a Jamey and Coke please.
Should I ask a girl out Robots? Never done it before but we get a long real well she even initiated a few things with me...
But... Not going to lie I really dont think she likes me that way and I've known her for 4ish months now - too late?
>>27574271
I was like this a few months ago. Didnt know if she liked me or not. Turned out she actually really did like me but by then it was too late. Now she's posting pictures of her and Chad in Hawaii on instagrim
Just do it.
>>27570374
Glass of whiskey, on the rocks my good man.
I think today I have finally lost the last person I could consider a friend. I kind of expected this to eventually happen and I thought I was prepared for it, but now that I'm in the realization that I really have no one anymore it's really hitting me a lot harder than I expected. I'm too much of a fucking loser to make new friends, I'm even too shy to talk in online gaming, is this just my life now? Crippling low self-esteem and loneliness?
People are assholes anyway, I shouldn't even care this much.
>>27574385
Alright I think I will...
Thanks man
>>27570374
I like you, Nadine. I always liked you. You were always the best of them. Best goddamned bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine. Or Portland, Oregon, for that matter.
yoyo guys
>>27574429
Life's an extended sequences of survival of the fittest. You've gotta be an animal, uncompromising and cruel. People respect someone that treats them like gutter trash through mannerisms alone. Make them feel like they're worse than you, and they'll stick around to find out why.
>>27570374
One good thing about Aprill Fool's Day this year was that I did not have my feelings pranked.
And at work there are a lot of girls around who could have easily attempted it.
I mean I would remain skeptical, of course. However the idea that someone thought they could play with your feelings as a prank still pisses me off for 2 reasons. One for them thinking that shit it okay at all to anyone, another for thinking you in particular will fall for it.
I don't drink and I really don't know why I don't at this point. I'll take some ginger ale though.
So I have a few normie friends, if you can call them friends at this point, they don't really treat me like one. They would always throw parties with weed and alcohol, other drugs too sometimes I guess (sometimes with lots of people, sometimes with just a few). I'm not completely sure but they would always invite me even though they know I can't talk to girls and don't want to do drugs. Though now I think it's at the point where they don't ask me to come anymore and probably don't want me to anyway. One of them always makes fun of me for being a huge loner right in front of me and it really hurts.
Did I fuck up? Would I be better off if I chose to live the life of a normie? Maybe I could have gotten over my social anxiety with alcohol but I still wouldn't want to smoke since I have asthma. Should I chase a normie life and ask if I can hang out with them?
As a kid, I used to have major issues with talking to girls I was attracted to. Like they were some entirely different type of creature who would be bothered if I ever even asked them the time of day.
But I've matured and into adulthood I've really come to realize that they aren't so different. They're people who are flattered to be approached just as you would be even if a very average girl started talking to you. My problem? I get no opportunities to talk to like-minded girls in real life. It's been YEARS and I don't know what to do.
Years ago, I was hanging out at the local comic shop and a dude brought in his cute sister. She was into video games and such too like I was and I had absolutely no problems with talking to her. We hit it off. Later on, I even hung out with her, her bro, and a few others at their house later on. She clinged onto my back while I was sitting on her brother's bed and had me lean back onto her. It was magical and I felt so happy...
I got her number and called the next day. Her brother picked up and informed me that their family was moving away. I never saw them again.
I know how to act around girls. There just aren't any girls in my life. Ever since then as well, events at the comic shop (card games and what not) have been complete 100% sausage fests. I just don't know what to do. There just aren't any girls in my life.
>27570374
I don't even care. Just something, I'm already drunk, make it worse/better.
I hung out with friends today and got drunk and high, like I have to do in order to enjoy anything. Now they are all asleep, and I'm drunk and alone, just like most other nights. As soon as I'm alone, I feel like shit again.
I'm starting to see how "normies" become party people and sluts. The few times I've felt alive are when drunk/high or the last time I had sex years ago. I'm really starting to think that a lot more people would be robots if they didn't have drugs and sex, so they instead use the internet to fill the void in their lives.
I don't know. I've had multiple tastes of the normie life, and still felt little to nothing from it. Should I just kill myself? I'm really starting to think there is just something so wrong with me it can't be fixed.
Then again, while I don't want to live, I don't want to die.
Why can't I just be a brain in a jar connected to the internet?
fuck.
>>27574557
Yeah one time it was a fad in middle school to dare or bet your friend to ask out the loser kids and shy kids. I got asked out because of this.
It is the only time i've ever been asked out in my life...
>>27570374
Half the threads on this shitty fucking board are about the April fools layout. Fuck this place.
>>27570374
> tfw so alone didn't even hear april fools shit.
>>27574851
i dont know what to say anon, but now im sad with you as well if that helps.
Whenever i post in these threads I feel this inner conflict over whether to post something positive or something negative. One of the two never comes naturally first for some dumb fucking reason. And no matter what I choose, I feel like i am tricking or lying myself into feeling what i feel. It's an obscure feel.
Positive - went on a pretty comfy road trip and had fun, blew some serious steam.
Negative - no gf, fixating on the ex, every new girl I want to somehow use to substitute the oneitis is rejecting me.
No matter what you do, fate just loves shoving shit in your face.
>>27573914
If you know shes into you, ask her out. Or at least tell her how you feel about her. I know you're going away for a long time, and thats obviously not an ideal start to a relationship. But any woman worth a shit should be able to keep it in her pants for a month, especially if youre actively talking/texting her and not ignoring her, especially if she actually wants to go out with you.
I know I'm making a lot of assumptions (that she's not a slut, that youre physically capable of asking her out, etc) and it probably sounds like "just b urself" tier advice. But the worst case scenario is that you get shot down horribly, in which case youre leaving for five weeks and wont be working with her when you get back anyway. If she likes you, maybe she'll say yes and be loyal for a month, and you can escape this tfw no gf hell.
>been talking to some stacy
>thought we were becoming something, she flirts with me a lot
>last night asks me to go on a walk with her for no reason
>we go on the walk, seems normal, we're flirting and I don't sperg out
>put my hand on her back and upper arms a couple times and she doesn't pull away
>later she's in the bathroom and I see a weird text pop up
>long story short I read through her texts and the whole time we were hanging out she's been talking to her friend about how she hopes Chad comes over tonight
>no mention of me of course
>left as soon as I could
>got drunk later that night and called her out for being a manipulative bitch and stop leading me on
>she replies in the morning with a one sentence apology that doesn't even acknowledge she did something wrong
I'm really peeved mates
>>27579273
maybe she was talking about you lad
>>27579549
He had a name and it wasn't mine, lad.
>>27579273
Ouch. That sounds shit. You have my sympathies anon
>>27579562
It was just wishful thinking and me wanting to lighten you up a bit.
Women are like that. They just want someone to perpetually entertain them, their feeble minds must be amused at all times. And those who amuse it are entirely replaceable. Disillusion is a cunt.
>>27579584
>>27579608
I just feel really mad and I don't know what to do. I had dreams all night of getting cucked, not even exaggerating. I've been to the gym today already and I'm still steamed, can't shake this feeling
>>27579647
The worst part is the half-assed apology in the end, women aren't even aware of their blame in those kind of situations.
Which only makes it harder for you if you are even remotely a doubtful person that questions things.
>>27579666
I sent her like 5 sentences and she replied with (from memory):
>I'm sorry, I really do respect you so I don't want you to feel this way. Sorry
How do I release this impotent rage?
>>27579694
You go out tonight and you hit on 5 random women you find attractive. One will say yes, then take her home and hatefuck her.
Drinking also helps if its in good company. Also you will forget about it in two days man just relax.
>>27579273
Sorry man. I've been there.
Your mistake was bitching her out. It was a waste of effort. She really doesn't see anything wrong with what she did.
>>27579748
Wasn't really a mistake, she was done with him either way
Currently on the Kraken and Cokes. I'll grab 10, please. Drinks are on me for an hour, lads.
So I'm back from field phase (militaryfag here), and drunk atm. Realized that I have feels for a good friend of mine who has a boyfriend.
>We do drunk CSGO together all the time
>She talks to be until 0400 each Friday and Saturday
>She never mentions her BF but tells me intimate things
I am not a gf stealer at all. Fucking hell she is driving me insane, I want her bad but I won't ruin some dude's life because of my selfish needs. I have plenty of chick friends but this is different.
What the fuck do I do?
>>27572508
Don't go down the overtaking of benadryl road to feel more tired. Past 75-100 mg at the very most it makes you feel absolutely terrible and rots your brain. Trust.
>>27579772
Go home, normie. We don't take kindly to your kind.
>>27573972
I feel for you, anon. Anniversary of what?
>>27579831
Fucking hell, I used to be one of you 5 years ago before joining the military. I still come back to say hi.
>>27570374
Oh Barman, yesterday was awful. Who thought /v/ could get any worse? The Anthony Burch spam was pathetic, and a good job of showing just how different /v/tards are from the users of other boards. Absolute fucking cancer. Irony though, I was banned from /v/ for posting in a LOL thread, for posting a comic page that actually featured a videogame character. Fucking cesspool.
I'll take a ginger ale btw
>>27579772
Make a move. If you think you are a better person for her than her bf, then do it. Someone gets cucked by life one way or another. When it comes to life partners you have a full right to be selfish little shitlord, unless we are talking best friends' gfs or something alongside that.
I'll take a budweiser
How's everyone's evening?
>>27579893
Just my yearly anniversary at Walmart.
I'll just drink some water cause I was shitfaced last night even though I shouldn't.
It was worth it, tho. Made out with a girl. A hot girl was pissed as fuck cause I made out with another girl instead of her. It was just what I needed. My confidence is at it's peak.
I'll take a manhattan pls. So, after a year of not having crushes/oneitis, I have developed a crush. Unluckily for me, I have already alienated her - she has stopped coming to class to avoid me, and has not replied to my texts. I had a dream about her last night as well. I don't know what to do senpai. We went for smoothies 2 weeks ago, and I found out that she is the perfect girl for me. I only feel a dull, cavernous pain when I think of her. I had a way out, but I was too blind to see it.
>>27580547
What did you do to alienate her?
>>27570374
rolling for name, also give gin plz
Pint of stout, thanks. Been seeing someone, but she thought to let me know she didn't want something exclusive until after fucking them. But she still wants to be friends.
Cut off contact there and then. Still kinda hurts.
Another stout. Thanks.
>>27570374
Rum and Coke, I'm going to buy a boat and sail like Desmond from Lost. This seems like the only thing that can make me happy, just writing that has made me autistic.
>>27580946
She confessed to me that she is a romantic who lacks empathy for others (ironic, i know). That confession of her made me think that I could share my own near-sociopathic levels of detachment with her, but I think I may have been wrong in making that assumption. I was honest in telling her things like: "a woman will never give me the fulfillment I desire". However, those kinds of things choked her love for me to death, right in front of my eyes. Not out of disgust, but out of something more similar to fear.
>>27581248
wew lad
never, ever, ever reveal your true power level.
>>27581248
>a woman will never give me the fulfillment i desire?
I understand in the obvious, literal sense. But what kind of fulfillment do you mean? I could see this being a difficult statement for her to understand if it wasnt explained fully.
>>27581248
Have you ever had a truly deep, enjoyable conversation with another person?
I'll have some scotch barkeep
I recently got a job two months ago, not in a very big company, about 40 people, and I have gotten a crush on one of few women there. I don't know what it is about her but when she interviewed me, I just fell for her. I don't get to talk to her often since she's in the office and I'm a driver, we don't get to interact much if at all.
It's been almost three months that I've worked there, hoping it was just an infatuation, and those feelings haven't gone away. The thing that sucks the most is that she got married about a month before I started working there. I just wish these feelings would go away.
>>27570374
I don't want any drink I got flew.
who /sick/ here?
>>27581468
I meant 'fulfillment' in the sense of general success. For her, success means raising a family and living conservatively. For me, it means power, ambition, and a relentless push for more and more influence over others. She, however, understood that as me saying I didn't want a woman in my life - I think she did at least.
>>27581708
Yes I have, with another girl actually. We are still good friends who support and help each other. However, despite her being a beautiful girl with an interesting personality, I could never develop deeper feelings for her. It doesn't matter though - I like being able to talk with her sincerely. I can tell that she enjoys our conversations as well.
G'd evenin people
I'll start with a red vodka rocks...
Springbreak here (Belgium). Hikkikomori habit begins kick in so I guess I'll be here for a while. Also, just fucking my biological clock up for the sheer pleasure of not being disturbed when watching/playing 2hu. Anyone here can relate to hikkikomori?
>>27582703
hope you feel better anon, I rarely get sick but when I do it's pretty bad, drink some lemon tea!
>>27570374
I'll take a shot of vodka m8, I feel pretty good, this girl asked me today if I'd ever done ballet because I have a really good posture, working out and wrestling is paying off, little compliments like that make my day
Ey barkeep you got Chivas Regal? I'll have one.
Well, not much to say, still terrified of touching girls or initiating romantic conversation or touches.
Business wise going well, making some good money and live on my own, but I am lonely as hell and friends are dicks.
A vodka martini on the rocks please
My friends only like me when I force myself to be a certain way and act distant and stop talking to me immedietly once i act as myself
Johnny walker blue labeled u have any?
Next week I start bjj 3 times a week and maybe turn my life around.
Vodka Double, Coke.
Met the gf parents after four months and she came back to my city for spring break. Bruised her cunt up so I have not been able to get my dick in (like searing pain and tears) and she just left. Feel all lonely and shit, but I'm painting again. The itch loves me (even cried when she had to leave) and I love her. But she's so naive and a shitty painter, she graduates HS this year (fuck yeah ptp) and I'm a 22 year old goon working in kitchens and living on my own. What the hell does she see in me?
Maybe I'm just over thinking things. I have a bitch, we paint and go to receptions together, get drunk and tag walls and fuck. That shouldn't feel empty right?
