>38 years old
>never kissed a girl
Is that Mordecai and Rigby?
You should probably cut your dick off. It's wasting precious blood.
>>27570124
Why the Fuck not? Do you not have any money whatsoever?
>>27570183
how many levels of irony are you on right now anon...
>>27570141
Sure is Gui
>>27570218
None, I can't think of a single reason someone with modest means hasn't even kissed a girl at 38
>>27570183
freezing slow time away from the world
>>27570379
Dude, have you $6000 saved up? I can get you a loyal loving wife in a month
>>27570490
yes sir I have a decent amount of money
Everything is bleak. It's the middle of the night. You're all alone and the dummies must be right.
TFW no one realizes that OP is quoting Gord Downie AKA the king among men.
>>27570124
Allowing yourself to judge the value of your life on one single thing you always wanted is not only a waste of your infinite imagination and potential, but a waste of all the dreams, satisfaction, and hope you still have and want to achieve. What's the point of falling into despair over one thing if you can have the world by the balls tommorow if you ignore that and unleash your inner potential?
>>27570726
man that song pierces my feels
>>27570675
Well contact me at [email protected] and if all goes well you can be deflowering your virgin wife in two months tops
>>27570849
i always knew cops are dumb but this is too much
>>27570124
hire a prostitute, ask your friends for hookups, go clubbing, talk to friends etc. Don't be stuck in a rut
>>27570218
SUCC
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>>27571147
That's like me.
>fucked dozens of hookers
>never been in a relationship or kissed a girl
>>27571207
I think maybe the next step for you is to join an interest activity in something you like. That way when you meet a qt you already have something in common amirite?
>>27570124
>33 years old
>KV
I gave up on pussy anyway. Masturbating 8 times a day has killed my libido
>>27570124
how's wizard status?
