>tfw I've never done drugs
>>27569537
Drink coffee.
DONE
>tfw never had sex
>tfw im a virgin
>>27569537
Yeah you have
Caffeine, alcohol, tylenol, benadryl, the chemicals in fast food, all drugs
Don't get into hard drugs, it leads nowhere good. If you just have to because of curiosity then just be careful my friend :)
Hi im 12 and I dont know what a drug is.
Ever had a cold, faggot?
>>27569537
If you are so curious weed is literally the easiest thing to get.
>>27569766
It's not legal in Canada yet so I can't get it.
>>27569784
don't be a baby
however, I am like you in that I don't know how to get weed from square zero with no friends. Is it impossible? Do you need connections? General question, hoping someone knows
>>27569784
Lol?
Where do you live, it's easier to get than alcohol in Ontario
>>27569706
>>Caffeine
Never.
>alcohol
Never.
>tylenol
Never.
>benadryl
Never.
>the chemicals in fast food
Don't eat it.
>>27569870
your existence is a farce
>>27569879
Poverty is a bitch.
>>27569904
are you on a native reservation in a third world country or some shit? you don't have access to fucking coffee, tylenol, or fast food? What the fuck?
>>27569829
I know this feel. Recently moved to a new state, bordering a rec state, so everyone just drives over and gets theirs. Being 20 I can't.
>tfw you have a medical card but don't have any money to buy weed with
>>27569879
more inconsequential than a farce
>>27569537
Do shrooms, they're free and super safe
>>27569984
>they're free and super safe
nigga what
if you find free shrooms, okay, but that's hard
and you can harm yourself if you go too loopy
>>27570002
there are websites that send out free spores all around the world. you just need some dirt and a pot and some tender loving care, man. you gotta grow your trip from the ground up, like a baby. it's more personal and real that way. it's like a full journey or something. I am pretty high though so I'm probably just talking nonsense.
>>27569925
Right?
Tea is fucking dirt cheap. Literally
Buying dirt is more expensive then buying a box of tea
>>27570072
wow nice. may try this. although don't you need to grow them in cow shit?
Or old wood shavings, or some other substrate, would that work?
Surprised it's legal.
I'm high right now, it's pretty comfy senpai.
>>27569537
>tfw just by living there are tons of mind-altering chemicals in your bloodstream
>tfw eternally high
>>27570120
yeah, I got like 100 bags for just three bucks at the grocery store. tastes like shit and if I drink it on an empty stomach I almost always puke it all up 30 mins later, but kinda calms me down. not really a good source of caffeine. I try chugging down cups and cups of it with like three bags in each one, and my eyes are still really heavy and my mind's all foggy afterwards.
>have to select all the tea as my captcha
>>27570173
I dunno, I've never done it to be honest. I'm sure there's tons of info that's just a quick Google away. maybe human feces would be good enough even, or even just pissing on it every now and then. I'm not gonna judge.
>>27570251
>tea
>if I drink it on an empty stomach I almost always puke it all up 30 mins later
Everyone on this board is so inexplicable
>>27570299
I've looked it up, Samantha babe, and like it happens to lots of people. there's some kinda emetic chemical in black tea that just makes you wanna puke really hard. it's neutralized by adding milk, but I'm way too cheap to buy that shit.
>>27570350
>it's neutralized by adding milk, but I'm way too cheap to buy that shit.
>buys large amounts of useless tea and won't buy milk to make it drinkable because milk is too expensive
i am baffled further
>>27570251
boo hoo i'm poer :^(
>>27570399
>>27570401
alright, Mr. "Jonathan Casey" and Mr. "Andrew Deleon". this isn't something you can understand with names like that. you WASPy fuckers could probably trace your lineage back to the fucking Mayflower. one day we're gonna put all you middle-class folk right against the wall and shoot you dead right in the face. then I won't be selling my shoes at some hipster thrift store and using the three bucks I get to buy some shitty tea at the grocery store at 3 a.m. the revolution is coming... right as I sober up a bit, because I'm kinda comfy sitting here for the moment being.
>>27570251
Couldn't you just buy coffee for all your caffeine needs you big doof?
>>27570565
Yeah, what the fuck?
Coffee is even cheaper than tea
>>27570558
Just trying to understand your working class plight, Lela, and I think the problem is that you only do things that you pull out of a hat or hit on a dartboard
>>27570565
>>27570612
because I only had three bucks and coffee was like six bucks, ok? that's all this is. capitalism. this is the oppression I sit under. I have to drink shitty tea instead of proper coffee, like a real man, because I'm being put down by the big guys with their fat wallets and fancy haircuts.
>>27570637
alright, maybe I'm not so good with money? maybe I'm not so smart? maybe that's the real problem? what're you gonna do.
>>27570667
ah no worries, I'll set up a trust for you
>>27570002
I find free shrooms everywhere, they just grow on the ground.
Google what they look like and what time of the year they grow in your country.
>>27570667
>obtain min wage job
>work for a week
>now you can buy all the coffee you want
le capitalism is bad
weed LOOOL xD