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Why can't you idiots put your carts back the way you found them? Pieces of shit go to a store and just leave your shopping carts everywhere like savages, because you cant be bothered to take two seconds of your fucking lives to put the shopping cart back in its rack. I'm already miserable waking up in the morning just because i woke up, can't even find a bit of peace as a wage slave because of you cunts. I would tell you to kill yourself but some other idiot spook will take your place. Eat shit.
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Lol stupid wagecuck back to work mr sheckelstien needs a new boat!
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>mfw I went grocery shopping today
>mfw I left the cart in the middle of the parking lot
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>>27569267
>tfw i always make sure to put my cart back
>tfw i always put another one in the rack just to help
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Sometimes I like to go to the store, get a cart, fill it with merchandise from all over the store, and then just leave it at the front of the store and walk out
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i go out of my way to fuck with you people

the next time i have to take a shit out in public, on the road, whatever, i'm going to stop in at my local grocery store and blast that bathroom with shit and piss

i've done it 4 times now
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>>27569267
Because fuck you wagie lel :D

I'm already buying from your store and you get payed for doing it. Stop bitching and moaning
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>>27569267
>I would tell you to kill yourself but some other idiot spook will take your place. Eat shit.
10/10
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>>27569267
>tfw I put the cart back
>tfw nobody ever thanks me

I do it FOR YOU.
I don't get paid to unironically shop.
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>>27569872
/devilish/ Homer
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>>27569267
I always put the carts back because I like taking the extra walk.
But the supermarket I work in forces you to use quarters. We laugh to hard at NEETs who either are forced to get a quarter and put the cart back for the quarter they need to survive or come to the register complaining about how hard it is to work the carts lock.

Get rekt NEETs.
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>>27570060
>get dragged to Aldi with my older cousin
>he does the quarter thing and gets a cart
>employee is an ass about my cousin's coupons
>he ends up taking the cart home in his truck
>heard a few beeps as he drove away
Is there some anti-theft device on them or something? Maybe I was paranoid.
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>>27570060
Wow...you're a fucking faggot

>I enjoy paying to use a shopping cart

I don't even know what to say...
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>>27569267
When the weather is nice, I am actually happy when people leave carts outside.

Gives me a chance to get out of my hellhole of a store for a bit. The more carts the longer I can take my time fucking about.
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>>27570122
Do you guys ever wonder if wojack is crying due to pain in this gif or crying because he's enjoying it and feels ashamed, he does have an erection after all
Am I over thinking this
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>>27569267
>carts

Its called a trolley you american cunt.
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>>27570177
You're a fucking idiot. You use the quarter to remove the cart, and you CAN GET YOUR QUARTER BACK if you return the cart properly. It's a mechanism to make sure you don't leave the cart lying around. You don't have to pay.
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>>27570177
shit person, should stay inside more. fuck you, you cuck.
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>>27570191
>he's enjoying it and feels ashamed, he does have an erection after all
It's probably this.
>"why do i like this"
>"i'm never this hard when i watch porn"
>"thanks pepe"
>"my butt hurts"
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>>27570212
>you don't have to pay
>you just have to do the job of one of the employees for no pay
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>>27570298
nobody gets paid enough for you to leave the cart in the middle of the parking lot
lazy cunt
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>>27570335
leaving your cart in the middle of the parking lot is swag
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>>27570360
well enjoy losing a quarter
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>>27570335
>I should get paid for being an even lazier person than the one that left their cart behind
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>>27570360
I agree with you, Janet.
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I have yet to see a super-market that doesnt have carts that require you to put a coin into it, I use a little plastic chip for that tho.

I guess most americans are too retarded to realize that they get it back once move the cart back like a civilised human, fat retarded mongoloids.
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>>27570212
>>27570246
What fucking cucks

>spend your money at our store so shekelstein xan make more money
>have to put the cart back because you're just so "priveleged" to get to shop at our stores

This is the kind of autism that leads to the boring sanitized dystopian future we live in. Most people put the carts back out of common decency and understanding, and if someone doesn't then tough shit, guess you'll have to prove you're worth that moolah and go grab my cart you fucking cuck
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When I worked in retail I didn't really care if people left carts near their spots. As long as you don't leave it in the middle of the spot so that no cars can park there, you're fine.
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>>27569267

Odd, I heard this was the one exception to the douchebag customer rule because scattered carts allow the worker to spend more time outside away from the management.
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>>27570432

Other than ALDI, supermarkets in the US do not use the quarter in the cart concept.
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i'm the guy that purposely misses the toilet when he pees

enjoy cleaning that up lol
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>>27569923
Godspeed Myron my boy
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KEK, never, I worked on a store and most of my coworkers were brainwashed cunts that deserved being enslaved. If I go to a store I like to make a huge mess.

Video related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImAsNz6q7zA
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No, fuck YOU Winifred Neal.
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>>27570405
fuck your punk ass quarter Lowell.
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I live in the US and if stores had the fucking nerve to do this coin cart shit I would roll up with a $10 roll of quarters and bomb their fucking lot with 40 carts on the windiest busiest day of the year. Then go inside and make the most ridiculous obnoxious complaints and demands about how fucking dirty their lot is and how my car got dented to shit from carts and I want everyone working there to fucking pay me and die.

I guess it's a difference of culture, that we aren't all just natural cucks.
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>>27570796
>all these lazy ass NEETs ITT
you do realize you'd get caught on surveillance and get assblasted if you even tried to walk into the store right?
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>>27570874
>all these lazy wagecucks trying to get others to do their jobs
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>>27570874
Grocery stores don't have cameras in the lot.

Except for walmart and nobody watches those.
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I just got a job at home depot. On a scale of 1-10 how bad did i fuck up?
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>>27570990
At life in general? 8-9 at least.
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>>27569267
agreed. a good way to tell if someone is a piece of shit is if they leave shopping carts in the designated area
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>>27570990
Depends what you're doing. If you're a loader it's the worst job. Like, the worst possible job you could do anywhere. When it's busy you may be wrangling 20 foot cart trains continuously the entire shift in the hot sun with no help. Contractors also like to stop by daily and have you load heavy lumber, bags of soil, cement etc. You will get fired if you take a tip from the little old lady that just watched you breaking your back solo loading her new washer / dryer. If you're inside the store to go in back and get a special order or something people will also stop and ask you questions like you know fucking anything about plumbing or whatever.

Try applying at the walmart next door instead, it's a much nicer place to work even if it's terrible.
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>>27570990
I just applied there this morning oh shit
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>>27570206
>trolley
Hey, be glad he's saying cart. In the south, people call them "buggies"
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