shower thread
A little before noon today as I was getting ready for work
around June 2011. I stopped after I dropped out of high school, I only leave my room to use the bathroom next to me.
>>27569189
um , yesterday or the day before
so im good
>>27569189
Last night but only because I shower yearly to shave water
Today, late morning. I shower every fucking day. I could never stand skipping a day. My skin and hair is too oily. Plus I enjoy the feel/sound of running water. It's soothing.
About 6 hours ago. I'm wearing cologne too so smelling pretty good.
>>27569189
I haven't bathed or showered since June 25, 2014. Before that, it had been around 22 months. I have an irrational fear of getting into that sort of space and I also have a skin condition that is a hassle.
>>27569189
It's been a few weeks but I don't move much and my room is always cool so I don't think I smell.
I don't shower... I take baths
>>27569189
This morning, I felt like shit the last few days before so i didn't bother showering from tuesday-thursday.
>>27569189
Tuesday night.
I think I should shower this evening.
>>27569189
yesterday at 9:00PM
>>27569189
like a week ago
i reek of balls piss and shit right now
>>27569372
damn your genitals probably smell like bleu cheese
>>27569189
I never shower, I always take my bath to the river nearby and fill it with water and swim on it
why should I pay for water when nature gives it for free?
>>27569432
i smell a jew
Just showered this morning. If I go more than two days without showering, I look, feel, and smell like shit.
>>27569189
I don't know how to to be honest, ma and dad never showed me properly
>>27569421
No, I don't smell. I have a genetic thing where I don't have body odor, or at least it isn't "foul" smelling. I asked the doctor about it and he said that a small percentage of people have sweat that just doesn't break up chemically, with all of the bacterial process, like the majority of the population. He said I was lucky. If not, it would probably spur me on to battle my phobia. But since it doesn't make me smell bad, it reinforces what I'm already doing. Plus, the neighbor girl, she said I smelled fucking sexy as fuck. She knows that I don't bathe and isn't creeped out about it at all. It turns her on. My doctor said that was because none of my sexual pheromones were being "masked" by lotions or shampoos and that natural smell speaks pure virility to hormonal woman. Strange life I lead.
a couple days ago maybe
last night, i have to take it at night because crippled and mom has to go to work
>>27569574
you still physically collect dirt though, and groin and downwards will be covered in faeces and urine particles
you stink. you just dont know it.
>>27569574
>I have a genetic thing where I don't have body odor
lol
>>27569240
I refuse to believe this. Show yourself.
>>27569189
This morning, before going to an escort.
One hour ago. Showering is by far one of my favourite things to do because it makes me feel warm and relaxed and clean.
like 3 hours ago.
>>27569189
This morning. I can't bear the feeling of being dirty.
>>27569189
we have no shower.
It broke.
nobody fixed it.
>>27569189
I'm about to right now. Last time was this morning. I just like it because it reduces my anxiety for at least a little bit.
>>27569837
Where do you live a soup kitchen?
>>27569574
I almost forgot it's April Fools day
>>27569672
>>27569711
>>27569898
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_odor#Genetics
>>27569189
Tuesday
Original comment
This morning. I only ever shower if I have to go out. I went to my grandfather's birthday party.
Is it a bad idea to use organic shampoo twice a day? Mine's argan oil-based.
I used to shampoo once a day with normal shampoos until someone told me it fucks your hair but this new stuff makes it soft and shiny.
I don't know how some robots can go weeks without showering. If I go longer than a couple days, my balls start itching terribly.
>>27571172
Opposite, usually go two weeks without showering, then when I take a shower and get dressed again my balls and ass itch like a thousand fleas
>>27569948
Damn, that's crazy. I had some East Asian friends in college who never used deoderant at all. They got a lot of pussy too.
>>27569381
Whatever you say Lillie
>>27569574
hey nice
>>27569672
You don't physically collect "dirt" you just secrete natural oils and sweat. Dirt is usually just dust, which is usually just dead skin cells. When they build up, it will look like "dirt" on the skin, but it's called mild "dermatosis neglecta" and it doesn't smell in some people with a genetic code that programs it not to. People are gullible and believe that if they don't shower they can't get a job or get laid, etc. It's all bullshit. Just like athlete's feet. I haven't cleaned my feet or changed socks in so long, I don't even remember. I asked my doctor about it and he said only some people are high maintenance, not everyone gets fungal infections or stink.
>those low test faggots who shower everyday
No wonder we see so many emasculated turfs walking around the street
>showeronceamonth master race reporting it
not even 5 minutes ago
who /nudeposting/ here?
>>27571349
I mean it's pretty hilarious that you had a conversation where you told your doctor you never change your sock and seem to just be all out willing to bluntly discuss your more than disgusting habits like it's ok in any way
>>27569189
About...two hours ago?
If I skip a day, it's usually Saturday or Sunday when I don't do fuckall and I wanna save a towel.
This morning after getting up and at 8 pm after working out.
>>27571601
That's who you discuss shit like that with, your doctor or your counselor. I've had anxiety issues for years. It runs in my blood. I don't leave the apartment for weeks on end, sometimes months. Why would he think it's weird, he's a doctor, that's what he does on a daily basis. He doesn't like it that I don't shower because he feels that most of the population enjoy a relaxing shower. But my skin is different, it's sensitive. I can't stand water all over it and it causes it to itch and burn and dry out, so I don't fuck with all of that stuff. He also said that years and years ago, the royalty overseas forbid bathing because they felt it spread disease. Curiously enough, they didn't bathe at all, only used perfumes and colognes, and they lived longer than the rest of the population. Look it up. Crazy shit.
last weekend
I shower every Wednesday and Saturday at 2:30 p.m. and conclude my bathing ritual at 3:00 p.m, I'm extremely ridged about my schedule, and its probably why I've been NEET for almost 3 years, god help me
