>Mom found the poop envelope
>>27568748
>dog found the spank blanket
>my accountant found my pube bucket
>mummy found the tendie onahole
>Boss found the jizz jacket
>>27568748
Ahhhh arent you a cute little froggy
>wife's son found the cummie gummies
>>27568771
u masturbate into a blanket....?
>>27568748
I use freezer ziplock bags for my poop when I dont want to come out or to many people, get 1 freezer bag put TP in it close it up and its ready for use, after pooping in it seal it up and no smell will come out, I had mine under my mattress at the end of he bed, I take it out when the coast is clear
>mum found the 3 seashells
>milkman found my vomit diaper collection
>>27568835
>I used a Manila envelope
>>27568892
Not even trolling i've posted b4 about ziplock baggies but has to be freezer type to keep smell out
>butler found the turd tourniquet
>Grandpa found the diarrhea backpack
>hamster found the toenail pocket
>>27568835
>this manchild is giving actual tips on shiting in Ziplock bags.
>Roman boy slave found the bile waterskin
>Onichan found my hot glue statues
>maid found he tear bucket in the cuck shed
>Mom found the cum tub
I wish I was joking. She never spoke of it but it was gone one day.
>cops found my dildo stash
they thought it was drugs in the spare tire but no
time to call in my jews for a lawsuit
>policia found the stacey in the tingly time room
>>27569088
I need more details about this "cum tub".
>>27569116
yes, please green text Damon
>>27568748
>garbage man found the puke baggies
>mom found the sphygmomanometer onahole
>mom found the boy butter
>waifu found the Snickers wrappers
>>27569116
>>27569141
Okay
>Be me live with mom
>Realize I use a lot of tissues because I fap 2-3 times a night
>I have the brilliant idea to use pic related to jizz in
>The tub gets about 1/4" of seed collected
>Sometimes I like to smoke a cigarette while I fap.
>Begin to use the tub as an ashtray as well
>Tub gets more and more full of dick sauce and cigarette butts
>Keep it under my bed, because I thought my mom wouldn't go under there because there's no reason for her to.
>A few months go by
>Late at night, go to get out the tub
>It's not there
>I tear my room apart
>Where the fuck is my cum tub
>It was never found
>Mom never said anything but I know she found it. There's no other explanation
>Wife's boyfriend found the tonsil stone trebuchet
>pocket edging in the vicinity of womens lingerie section.
>mfw ~40s milf walks up to me iphone aimed at my face telling me the whole world is going to know what a disgusting creep I am.
>Husband's daughter found the chyme carriage
>>27569216
i know that feel Deanna
>>27569311
>>pocket edging
da fuck is pocket edging?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01P8OfhrwGu
youre welcome anons
>>27569374
Discretely jerking off thru your pocket.
idk what you call it everyone does it tho.
>>27569395
The fuck is that effect on your voice? You sound like an ayy lmao
>Wife's son found the bullpen
>>27569397
>idk what you call it everyone does it tho.
Um, no.
No, they really don't.
Ellis, are you a RSO?
>>27569395
we didn't ask for this
>Next door found my hentai receipts
>>27569473
I do it when I browse 4chan
>practice gf found the scab book
>>27568748
>cousin found the earwax stash
>mummy found the diarrhoea drawers
>>27568856
LAKUTIS LAKUTIS LAKUTIS
>Mr. Shekelstein checked my browser history
>>27569473
Seriously most guys DO pocket fap. Not all the time obviously but it's a real thing. How else would I even know what that other anon meant? Sometimes you get that public boner and you just need to fap discretely. It's normal. If you do it right nobody even knows you were fapping, which I guess is why you don't believe me?
Just remember it's not sexual harassment if you don't cum on anyone.
>>27569586
No Gwen. Men who masturbate in public are sex offenders. It's not something most guys do.
>Mr.President found my folder of badly drawn lolis
>>27569566
Three seashells
Three titties
>>27569613
95% sure he's a mere troll
>>27569586
I don't know in which extremely degenerate country you live in, but "pocket" masturbation is not really common.
>>27569586
This >>27569613
Dammit Gwen you dirty bitch
>Daddy found my urethral fork
>>27569613
>>27569653
I live in NYC the best city in the world. People do it literally every day. It's not a big deal.
>>27569632
You ever make a body scream, pal?
>>27569650
Would he have called it 'pocket edging' if he was trolling? I think we may have a legit pervert here.
>>27569673
What's the color of your skin?
>>27569673
I live in NYC too. It's a big deal.
>Prison guard found my pubic hair toothbrush
>>27569698
I mean this freak might do it but I'm gonna bet that he knows how crazy and weird it/he is.
>>27569673
Bro, maybe if you're a homeless and crazy person who also shits on the sidewalk and yells in people's faces but there is literally no one with a shred of sanity who's doing that in NYC or, I can only guess, any other modern city.
>>27569725
>>27569789
It's literally no different than eating or drinking in public. It may gross some people out but as long as you try to be discrete and respectful of that there's really nothing wrong with it.
You're like a bunch of whiny girls talking about how triggered they are by the guy eating on the train.
>>27569905
I kind of want to believe that there are actually people who think this but I would be so overwhelmed with questions for them.
>Mommy found my cum cum socks
>>27569905
90% sure this guy is trolling.
>>27569395
lol can't even say sphygmomanometer right.
>Little sister found your oven mitt masterbators
>at work taking a shit
>browse r9k
>look at a thread
>almost bust a nut laughing at this retarded ass thread
Thanks assholes.
>>27569567
Stacie like a hot girl o a black dude?
>>27570091
Back to work. Those tables aren't going to bus themselves Javier.
>uncle found my lava lamp dildo.
>>27569567
I fear the day. Right now I really want to download Spotify but I'm afraid that someone will somehow see it on there and get me in trouble.
>>27570179
Don't risk it, you'll loose your H1-B.
>>27570216
I have no idea what that means. I feel like it's some stupid r9k joke.
>tfw stepmom found my burlap sack of peeled skin
>grandma found the dandruff chest
>pops found my make believe panties
>wife's son found the anus whisker
