How does a beta male with nothing going for them get a girlfriend that is this thick?
Why does a beta male with nothing going on for him deserve a girlfriend that high status?
>>27568494
Otoni?
She's dating/dated a fat ugly ginger.
>>27568494
Chad up bitch.
>>27568512
Because he's a male. We need fat pussy to blow our loads into. There's no deserve here, we're entitled to pussy. If you disagree you're a woman-apologist and a SJW.
>>27568494
I can get you a "thick"wife but not white nor extremely beautiful for just $450 a month for 27 months
>>27568512
Because
>high test
>thick pawg girl
>makes my penis hard
>tfw no gf
>>27568512
So you really think a man should be attracted to this? Really?
I'm sure this skeleton demands higher status males to even though it's bones are about to break at any minute.
Us males that aren't complete faggots like some on here tend to prefer thick girls. We are entitled to hot thick girlfriends.
>>27568494
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
we don't
>>27568494
I talk a good game, that's about it. It helps if the girl is just as depressed as you are.
>>27568494
buy one, originally
>>27568494
i'd like to beat her up
Those were made for Chad thundercock not you beta faggot
Why do you people still think fat girls are attractive?
You don't. You masturbate out of frustration in the corner and cry like the rest of us, your only consolation is that she'll probably end up gang-raped and forced to care of illegitimate children who unfortunately will be cared for by some self-loathing turbokek more pathetic than even you.
Get a job. Don't live at home. Own a car. That alone puts you above the 50th percentile. Also maybe wear a collared shirt that doesn't have cum stains or wrinkles.
>>27568512
>deserve
nobody deserves anybody
>>27568494
>tfw high test
>weigh 127 lbs
Kill me
>>27570799
Its not about what you have, its about who you are. Just be cool and have charisma.
Bullshit like where you live, what you drive, where you work, what you wear, dont mean anything.
>>27571199
Its that easy but you still feel need to complicate it.
>>27568494
>45-30-51
>>27568534
u r autistic, you should probably kill yourself
>>27571543
Are those actually Otoni's measurements?
>>27572283
Not sure how current they are but that's her tumblr handle. She said she'd lost weight some time last year when I checked so maybe it is. I think at her heaviest she was 5'11" 230-240lbs but she still had that amazing hourglass figure so she looked much thinner.
>>27570976
Spot on, that and we all are amazingly stupid as a species and can completely screw simple problems up majorly for reasons in hindsight that seem obvious, it happens to everyone.
>>27572498
>I think at her heaviest she was 5'11" 230-240lbs
Man she is way too fucking big. She probably has trouble finding men.
>>27568494
1. go to McDonald's
2. go whale watching
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!
do guys really like girls with big thighs like that???
>>27572921
YES!!!
Although tb,h I would definitely prefer a girl shorter. I would still absolutely fuck Otoni though. Dating her would probably be a bit hard since that bitch is a damn amazon. If she was my height or closer to it she would be perfect.
Semi-related question: is sex once a day that you see your GF good enough for most guys? Like a really good hard long sex session, but only once a day, or else she starts hurting too much, would that be enough? Pls help.
>>27572878
>1538+478
>using this meme
>>27570976
This.
You're basically saying if you put extra effort into life that somehow makes you special and entitled to a woman. Check your privilege faggot, you're not entitled to a damn thing.
>>27572498
>Otoni
oh man looks like her tumblr is no more. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
have the /fit/ and skeleton autists wrought their cancer upon this thread yet?
>>27573072
no, not yet Dominique Mcgee
>>27572921
Most guys like thick girls don't get it twisted. Those magazines with thin models aren't what guys normally find attractive. Those stupid sluts are only for women to feel bad about themselves. However many fat obese tumblr ham planets twist things or misinterpret this as men want disgusting hambeasts.
A body like pic related is the best. That ass is so nice. The tan is whatever but her body is absolutely arousing.
>>27573103
fat roastie detected
pic related is ideal
>>27573103
what if strecht marks? is that like total turn off?
>>27573268
>no, if you don't agree with my opinion of what is attractive then you must be a woman
nice meme. i prefer that fag's girl to yours
>>27568494
By getting something going on for them
>>27573268
She is good to moron. Apparently you missed the entire part where I slammed the fat bitches. Fuck off with your shit memes.
>>27573281
As long as it isn't too much and in the wrong places. A stomach full of stretch marks is gross. A big butt it is expected there will be stretch marks.
>>27573490
R O A S T I E G E T T I N ' T O A S T Y
K I L L Y O U R S E L F F A T C O W
>>27568650
No. What makes you think you deserve a girl?
>>27573103
Yeah, but I don't dig the trashy suburban kind. Especially not those who send pictures of their pink thong they snapped in a dirty mirror and put zero effort into it.
Most average guys above the age of 25 will literally settle for anything that's not unhealthy or obese.
>>27573700
What about this girl?
>>27568494
You pay them for their "time", of course.
There is no other way for a robot to get laid.
>mfw I'm too autistic to even get in contact with an escort over the phone
>>27573952
Every time I see a hot chick I wonder what life is like as a living god.
To have so much power and control over so many men, to make them do your bidding at a moment's notice, to make them fight each other to clear your Amazon wish list, to have them literally willing to crawl through shit and piss to be with you.
It makes me sad that I'll never even have a glimpse of that power.
>>27573952
who is she? some cam whore?
>>27574083
>filename
Yeah she is.
>>27568494
talk to one, say hello, pretend you want to get to know her
>profit
>>27573952
No.
I just no. Chicks that get naked on camera for Internet attention are just not up for consideration.
More people have seen her naked than I ever will in my life.
>>27568494
By having something to offer. Time, wit, smarts, passion, strength and support. Oh and being a good partner in bed helps always.
>>27574018
Oh but you can't say that out loud. Because the you are "HURR JEALUS" and normies will shame you for pointing out the unfairness.
Fucking normies, they treat us like shit and when we call them out on treating us like shit, they treat us even worse.
>>27575168
See this is why you aren't getting laid as often as you could, peeps.
Women like sex. What they don't like is having sex and being judged for the fact they do. So what if 1000 dudes have seen your woman if at end's day, she's still in love with YOU.
>>27575215
Because you can never know if she is in love with you.
Also if you are not literally top 1% Chad then chances are some of these guys are going to be better than you. So you can never be secure being with her. And I'm not talking about things you can change, like weight, hygiene or haircut. I'm talking height, facial bone structure and dick size. If you are in any way defficient in any of these then chances many of the guys from the 1000 will be better than you.
>>27575273
I've been with the same subject all along!
>>27575215
I'm not desperate for sex man. I just want a decent modest woman.
>>27568494
Be obnoxious and big headed and big yourself up in such a way that you don't seem like a cunt.
Also be really forward, and get to a convo with her about sex or fucking or yano some shit like that and slip in something like let's quit the chit chat and just fuck yano some shit like that and then do that the next time you see her and you'll fuck her ont he second time or third
