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>You had a 50% chance of being born a girl, never having to
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>You had a 50% chance of being born a girl, never having to work a day in your life, and having thousands of beta orbiters buy you gifts from your amazon wishlist and sending you money just for the privilege of watching webcam footage of you indulging in all the sex you'd get because you agree to let some of the men begging you for it fuck you while you just lie there and feel good

>tfw you lost the genetic coin flip and were born male instead
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You're am ugly male. You would be an ugly female that couldn't gather a following on chaturbate.
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>>27568605
Even obese ham planets get all that stuff thrown at them.
You could just not be a total bitch and easily get a bf
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>I hate being male because I have to work and have responsibilities

You are everything wrong with this generation.
Do you ever just look at what you post and feel as disgusted with you as everyone else does?
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>>27569191

Fuck off toasty roastie.
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Is it worse that we actually lost thousands of small genetic coin flips? You know, leaving us manlet, small dicked, autistic, balding, etc

Or is it worse to have lost the one big toss up?
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>tfw society calls you useless and shit
>tfw you have to have initiative, put yourself out there and work hard for everything
>tfw society tells you none of you hard work counts because you're a white male
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>>27569191
It would be ok being make in the past because for all your work you might get something out of it but now its just chumps game.

The last generation ruined society I don't see why we should play along
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>>27569308

>you're a white male

Are you kidding me?
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>>27569191

>Working so 40% of your labour is immediately redistributed to Stacey, and possibly Chad's spawn.
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i give up on trying to force myself to work. im just going to try to get famous
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>>27569191
We're expressing our hate that female = no effort. Why must we have to work hard and be responsible when they don't? Why must this be determined by a genetic lottery?
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>>27569309
>>27569344
>>27569422

lolol you're just being pussies, real men do lots of work so women don't have to because something something muh masculinity, come on, just do it and don't think about it too hard.
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>>27569304
One is much more immediate, and not everyone here is all of those things at once, but all "robots" if you must use that term lost the male/ female coin flip
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>>27569343
>israel
Hmmm
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You had a 50% chance to come out intrinsically weak, dumb, ugly, inferior, subordinate, but you didn't.
A 50% chance to come out a vapid follower of the trends, to come out only caring about how long it'll be until you can suck the next dick, or having to be made some man's bitch so you can live off his money, but you didn't.
You could have come out with the clock on your life already ticking, being destined to have everything that allowed to be strong, rad, groovy - SOMEBODY - ripped away from you by the time you turned 30. But you didn't. You came out a MAN, the best gift you could have possibly been given.
You have the power to be anything you want to be. You have strength, you have speed, you have testosterone.
But you allow yourself to be abused and discouraged, and made a fool of by society, to the point that you wish you were a WOMAN?

Look at the bitch in that gif. That's her only value. That's the only thing she exists for and the only thing anyone will ever love her for, and the same thing every other woman on the planet is good for; getting on her back and hoping you think she's pretty. Worthless, replaceable, disposable -and in 6 years, obsolete, replaced by the never ending stream of newer, tighter, sexier, more rotund models with still another 50 years to drift about the Earth bitter, loose and wrinkled fucking whichever gross old Mexican or dumb poolboy will give her saggy body the satisfaction before her repulsive wagie husband gets home.

That's what you want to be?
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>>27569745

Your name has been immortalised, Jennifer. Beautiful post.
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>>27569309
>>27569344
>>27569422

Women have always had it easy. Men have always had it tough.
And what is the trade-off?

Men think more deeply about the world because of their suffering. They have more ambition and drive. The are more emotionally sound. They built the world because they took their lumps and are better people for it. They didn't bitch.

I mean, what a disgusting sentiment.

"I want to be a woman because it's easier"

What would your grandfather say if he heard you say that? What would your great-grandfather say?

I think they would be fucking disgusted
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I'd rather be a male here than a woman in india.
so w/e, could've lost much more
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>>27568286
Yeah. I want to sudoku and hopefully get to roll again.
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>>27569864
>What would your grandfather say if he heard you say that? What would your great-grandfather say?
lmao who gives a shit
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>>27569864

>What would your grandfather say if he heard you say that? What would your great-grandfather say?

He's say that it's genuinely unfair to expect me to continue to take on all the burdens of society and live essentially as a cuckolded eunuch slave.

Despite being blue-pilled, when he looked for jobs my granfather didn't have to compete against women, and he wasn't handicapped by women claiming a right to all the easiest jobs merely because they're women. He could also fairly assume that he's be able to retain legal rights over the products of his labour. He could expect to marry a woman who at least didn't rub it in his face that she'd slept around with multiple men.

You're one of the non-men. Real men seek justice and fairness, and they don't like being enslaved by the forces of unconsciousness. The young men of today who resist cuckoldry and enslavement are doing men's work.
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>>27569995

Good luck anon, try harder to stay away from Y chromosomes next time.
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>>27569745
There are people on this board who are genuinely fucked up. Like seriously, irreversibly FUCKED. Severe autism, schizophrenia, sociopathy, deformed face, midget height, micro-penis, scrawny physique. Man, I know a kid like this. He's 18 and literally looks like a 9 year old. When I say literally, I'm not just doing that for emphasis. He literally looks 9. 5'3, must weigh 85 pounds soaking wet. Clearly has a crippling anxiety, knockwd kness, chubby face, shaky voice awkward as fuck when he tries to break free by acting out. He must have been SEVERELY abused as a child or something. Zero chance he wont kill himself within a couple years.
Yet you think you're fucked because what? You're a 19 year old kid late on his growth spurt who wastes his time on video games, masturbates too much, eats junk food and then acts as if his deficiencies were God given. All you kids reading this with your entire lives ahead of you better pick yourselves up before it's too late. R9K wont be so funny to you anymore once the fat lady's singing.
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>>27569140
Looks like there is a 50/50 on that as well m8
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>>27568286
>he thinks this is true for most women
kekk
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>>27570082
But it is. Randomly find any female streamers. Odds are they'll be fat/ugly and they'll have a list of orbiters giving them decent amounts of money/gifts.
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>>27570149
>a small sample size of an incredibly niche position counts as all women
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>>27570017

People got jobs back then because they were more motivated.
You sit here bitching about the economy and saturated workforce, but I bet if you didn't have the welfare state and permissive parents to fall back on, you would have had a job for years.

>Real men seek justice and fairness

No no no.
This kind of thinking is a purely millenial phenomenon.
Back in the old days, people accepted that there was unfairness in the world, and still did everything they could to make something of their own lives. And maybe even change something.

These days, almost every single person in this generation is so dangerously OBSESSED with chasing after this ideal of "equality". The need for absolute equality colors all their thinking about the world, and they are willing to sabotage themselves and the world if they don't get it. Just like you.
See, you are no different from your peers. From the people who fucked up society in the first place.
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>>27570310

Cuck-rationalisations. The post.
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>>27570082

It's literally true for all women. The amount of women who can't make a living solely on orbiters/wishlists/camwhoring is so infinitesimally small as to be negligible.
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>>27569191
>You are everything wrong with this generation.

Lol this le wrong generation shit, why in fuck's name would I remotely care about my "responsibilities", faggot? I work to put food on the table and buy the things I like for myself and others, I haven't paid a single red cent in taxes in my entire life and I'm not about to start, I couldn't give a flying fuck about society or what anyone thinks I owe them, I detest this shit world and if it came crashing down tomorrow I'd rejoice

Stay mad
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>>27569864
>And what is the trade-off?
>Men think more deeply about the world because of their suffering. They have more ambition and drive. The are more emotionally sound. They built the world because they took their lumps and are better people for it. They didn't bitch.

"Their suffering" = that women don't feel/can't remotely comprehend
"More emotionally sound" = selflessly represses pain
"Built the world" = more slavery for the sake of others

Wow what a great trade-off

Dumbass
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>>27570672

Nope. You're wrong.

Men are just plain tougher, smarter, stronger and better than women.

Well, maybe not men like you. But I wouldn't call your soft effeminate self a man.
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>>27569304
Yeah but you also won the coin flips of not being born with heart problems, lung problems, literal Down syndrome, and unpronounceable diseases that you've never heard of.
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>>27568605
idk a life of female hormones and makeup would do a lot
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>>27568286
>Misty Buck

Goddamn, that's a great pornstar name.
This name generator is rolling out some gems.
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>>27568286
I wouldn't want the life of a slutty bitch without any complex thought on her mind
If anything I would like to be more handsome, taller and appealing, still a male obviously tho
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>50% of being female
>The Fuck.jpg
>Ugly bitches don't exist
came into this thread just to say OP is a faggot
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>>27569864
my great grandfather fought and died in the second world war
whether or not it ever crossed his mind at one point but he probably wouldn't have minded being a woman if it meant he wouldn't die in some mud pit while crying out for his mother with a gaping hole in his chest
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>>27569343
>Israel
Kekt
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>>27569864
>What would your grandfather say if he heard you say that? What would your great-grandfather say?

I hope the poor scum's deaths were painful. Fuck them for continuing my shitty poor retarded family genes. I do hope they enjoy that the line finally, mercifully ends here.
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>>27568286
lifes shit when youre an ugly girl you faggot. easier being ugly beta fag than ugly girl
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>>27570622
>Checked
Well said Stacie.
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I'm hoping when I die I'll wake up as a girl or something and considering I've been having heart problems, for the last few months and no insurance, that might be any day now.
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>>27574098
Dude that's depressing as fuck. Just expect your heart to perservere and try to enjoy life and build something. The jew politics aren't sustainable so we could get better times soon. Also 3d waifu revolution and the approaching death of feminism (it should be apparent soon now that the policy is old enough that it's just destructive)
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>>27570672
>that women can't comprehend
They really can't like you can't comprehend what it is to give birth to a baby.
> pain repression
We live in time and age where pain is inevitable.
It really is better to ignore it and move forward than to cry and whine like a bitch the whole time.
>slavery
The world need slavery to progress. People are just too dumb and they have to be forced to work otherwise we would live like drunk injuns all the time. Almost every great civilization or country until now has used slavery to achieve greatness.
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>>27568286
Male, non white here.

Fuck being a female. Being a dude means I don't have to give a shit and it rocks. I do low effort and make good rewards. Females care to much about nothing and are shitty to each other. Fuck that noice.

also, I'm not a closet cross dresser like OP.
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>>27569864
I'm not gonna agree that women "always" had it easy. I mean, there was a time in the past that they were treated like second class citizens. But that was years ago. It's [current year] and shits changed. Women want to be equals? Then they need to stop complaining about imaged social subconscious slights because they don't have a dick, and start putting into the grid of hard work. Do the dirty jobs. Fight for your country. Create new ideas that change the world.

But they wont. Because the invisible penis is still keeping them down.
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>>27569864

Your rant reminds me of a milos speech to men at the end or a debate.
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>>27574218
This is an incredibly uplifting post, I'm not the heart problems guy but I hope he reads it
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Actually its like 75% or so since they sold us the shit that its more probable to be born as a female
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>>27568286
Nigrooni, I lost a far more important coin flip the coin flip of having a disability
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>>27574325
>that billboard
>Here comes the rising tide
>Here comes the weather
>implying global warming isn't just a leftist conspiracy to bring down "muh ebil oil corps!"

What a shit billboard.
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>doctors say 75% chance of being a girl
>born male

Yeah! Fuck statistics! Doctors suck
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Don't trust no hoes my nigga.
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If you motherfucking spergs are so hurt by this why don't you become alphas like Mike Buchanan and fight back against female privilege and helping men as a whole? Oh yeah because you are lazy selfish manchildren who don't actually care about the world. Kill yourself.
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>>27577246
you are either a selfish cunt or a brainwashed tool, there is no way of winning, you abuse or you get abused mate
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>>27577312
>wah wah Im not even gonna try

do you think you are the first men in history to be faced with impossible odds??

BETA
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T
A
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>>27568605
not true, due to the 80/20 rule even average to slightly above average looking men get treated like shit. "transform" an average or slightly above avg. male into his equivalent, an avg-above avg girl and she'll get plenty of whiteknights.
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>>27568286
OFFICIAL POWER RAKING
1. Attractive male (top 20% all men)
2. Attractive female
3. Unattractive female
4. Unattractive male (80% of men)
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