>in spare room with no clothes
>hear oldest brother and 6 friends show up (he doesn't even live here)
>I don't think he knows I'm here
>they're all out in main room talkin about stupid shit, some roastie out there has a really annoying laugh
>suddenly need to piss
>ohshit.jpg
>bathroom is on other side of house
>no way I can make it without being seen
>decide I need to get over my autism or my kidneys will explode
>look in the old dresser in room to see if there are any clothes
>none just old blankets
>see empty water bottle on desk
>have heard about piss bottles on this board before so decide to give it a go
>much better
>5 minutes later I hear someone ask for paper
>"yeah there's some in the desk in that spare room"
>hear footsteps approaching
>I push on the door
>"it's jammed" friend says
>other friend helps push
>door bursts open I fall back, piss bottle spilling
>friends look at me
>both guys kind of gasp
>older brother walks in, starts laughing
>"I didn't know you were home" keeps laughing
>friends join in.
> I stand up to run into closet before other friends can come in and see me
>trip on piss
>while I'm getting up again I hear door shut, they're laughing still
>hear them laughing and telling other friends
>even though I knew they wouldn't come back I felt the need to hide out of trauma
>walk to coat closet, open it up
>there are clothes hanging up
Never too late for an exit bag
I need an original comment so please let this one count you fucking Jewish mod kikes!!
if you had just walked across the house naked you would have saved yourself from embarrassment and looked like a boss
>>27568076
all you needed was the bladder buddy breh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdUMy9HzdWo
>>27568076
Bahhahahaa
>>27568076
This just happened
>be at local bar down the street
>lots of younger guys around tonight since its right next to the collage
>chilling and get drunk
>get sick of looking at my phone and notice the pool tables are empty
>ask for change at the bar and start playing alone
>get really into it and zone out
>3 games in I'm having a good time
>just as im about to start the 4th game
>some young kids say ive been using it too much and its their turn now
>'ok, just let me finish my game ok bud'
>kid gets a little mad at me i smile back
>just as i go to break the kid grabs the ball
> tells me hes playing now
>his friends put out pool sticks
>let him break
> his friend jumps in when im up to shoot and pushing me out of the way
>Wtf mode engaged
>they keep blocking me from playing
> i tell them i paid for the round and tuff luck buddy
>they keep blocking me out
> i dash around them and mess up the balls and pick one up
>i keep one in my hand
>the bigger kid looks around 20 start yelling at me the rest of them fuck off( this is in canada legal drinking age is 19)
>but the blond kid start walking at me looking aggressive
>smile at him he lifts the pool cue like a bat
>I still had the pool ball in my hand and I tossed it over hand at him a little hard
>maybe too hard because the second it hit him in the face
>he drops
>...
>...
>....shit
>i look around and no one noticed
>bouncers are at the rooms still and no one is looking my way
>holy shit i have to get out of her mode
>I run for what i think is the back door
>turned out to be the washroom
>i turn back and see that someone is checking on the kid
>turn back the washroom
>for some reason i think its a good idea to hide in teh womens washroom
> its empty
>run into stall and sit and wait
>lurk 4chan on my phone and make thread about how im stuck 0 replys
>wait about 3 hours and now its super busy and i cant leave with out someone seeing me
>get sick of waiting at the 4 hour mark 3am..
>>27570337
>make thread about how I'm stuck
point me to it senpai.
Also, I'm sure you're in the clear.
>>27570337
>>27570337
sorry ill finish i hit the word cap
>I man up
>put some cypress hill
>run out pushing girls out of hte way
>i hear a lot of yelling and someone try to grab me on the way out
>finally make it out of the washroom line
> scooting arcoss the bar at the pool tables i notice a shit tone of blood and the police talking with the bartender and bouncers
>speed up
>I make it out side and i see the girl he was with crying and an ambiance and two police cars
>start running and run all the way home
>home stay up all night watching news to see if i killed him
This is why i can never goto that bar or even near it ever again.
>>27570423
Its long since dead :(
>>27570337
I've been there senpai. I actually made a thread similar to this once. I'm pretty sure the OP of this thread was on it btw cause he tells the exact same story.
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27162702/#27162702
>>27570471
it should still be in the archives.
>>27570452
He sounded like a dick anyway
>>27568076
>be me
>alone at home with sis, she's around 13 and I'm 14
>at the sofa playing vydia while she's at the phone
>she's wearing very low skirt
>i keep looking at her legs while staring at the videogame
>she crosses her legs and I can see her thighs and panties
>for some reason i got a massive raging boner
>turn my body away and pretend i am using my phone
>after a while she sit down and talk to me about her dumb friends from school. "hey do you know that girl? She said she sent something for you"
>i answer "Yeah no really lol, i mean why?"
>she said she needed to check a thing on my phone, I say no
>she keeps insisting
>she comes next to me to pick up my phone
>i keep it away from her
>when she stretches her arm to reach it she end rubbing over my pants
>she can notice I'm rock hard but pretend nothing happened
>she is still smiling and laughing but her expression changed a little
>we keep playing around
>then she jumps over my arm and her belly touches my face
>my head is spinning
>she climbed over me and said "now im gonna get it" or something
>im just wishing that nothing bad will happen
>she gets down on the sofa and scratches her head on my waist, she pretends is an accident but she keeps her head there
>we are both silent now
>she pays her hands on my chest, can feel the blood pressure rising
>"Can i see it?" She doesn't say "cock" but that's what she meant
>i don't know what the fuck to do
>"you want to see it?"
>she nods and proceeds to rub her hand over the little mount
>she pulls down my pants, carefully, with curious eyes
>i am sweating, feeling really tense on my stomach
>she then pulls down the boxer, seeing the throbbing 8 inches member hanging out
>"liked it?"
>she grabs the thing making slow up and down movements before putting it in her mouth and giving me a full bj
>come in her mouth and she even swallows
>don't talk to her ever since she got married and I moved out to other state
Probably became robot cause fucked up stuff lol
>>27570486
Kek I posted in that thread
nigger faggot just kill yourself you lil bitch
>>27571155
That is hot as fuck my man
don't even care if it's real
I got hard
FORTY!
FUCKING!
KEKS!
>>27571250
Which one were you?
>>27570337
>>27570452
Did you strike him ball in hand or throw it at his forehead?
>>27570452
Hope he's dead, or at least brain damaged. Good job.
>>27570452
I wish this was real
fuck
>>27573399
>african.jpg
kek
>>27571155
>>27574270
Also on the off chance you killed him and pretending this actually happened, you should probably stop posting about it online
>>27571155
>14
>8 inches
Kek
>>27571155
>14 years old
>8 inch throbbing cock
Atleast try to make your story believable, that just ruined it.
