>You spend your friday night reading Hegel
>Chad leaves her ass looking like a bagel
>>27567623
>You contemplate the aphorisms of Schopenhauer
>Chad makes her scream and continues to plow her
>>27567623
>you all night looking at a screen
>chad spends it making her scream
>>27567623
>leaves her ass looking like a bagel
What the hell does that mean?
>>27567745
A big hole from his dick, because it has very much girth
>You fill your head with knowledge
>Chad's wife ages like porridge
>>27567781
Holy kek that's beautiful anon.
>you read Camus
>he fucks Alice
>>27567781
>Louis posts on boards
>Numerous are Chad's whores
>you spend your friday studying alone
>chad went out and got boss dome
>>27568035
It's pronounced "ca-moo", dickweed.
>>27568216
>He's a pedantic
>Chad calls you a spastic
>You contemplate things existential
>Chad makes her go completely mental
>>27568274
That one hurt
>>27567623
i don't even care any more anon
>You shit post on an anime image board
>Chad pounds her like a good little whore
>You spend all night crying about no girlfriend
>Chad types a winky face and presses send
>Stacy is crazy but no doubt she is lazy
>she wants a chad to come out and play me
>you read The Plague
>he rapes enough to be at The Hague
>You study the great works of Ptolemy
>She indulges her pastime of sodomy
>you entertained yourself,thuroughly pleased,
>Chad has left her dumped and diseased
>You sit alone reading Evola
>After fucking a nigerean she gets Ebola
>>27567623
>honing your katana edge
>chad slips it into Stacy like a wedge
>you study the history of the blues
>Chad and stacy are controlled by the jews
>>27568348
>>27568384
>>27568423
>You spend the night reading Nietzsche
>Chad is enslaving her morality with his peen
>you contemplate your existential dread
>Chad gives her an excellent facial for head
You're a fucking beta who wants to be dead
Chad makes her eyes roll back in her head
>you like to keep well informed on politics
>chads dick she licks
>>27568274
Except chads are generally smarter than robots also
>today you got a good creeper shot
>chad gave her a money shot
>You and all your decent, kind, sensitive male friends are girlfriendless.
>Meanwhile half the girls in your grade have shipped off to marry war-criminals from ISIS.
>In the pursuit of justice for the victims of Jian Ghomeshi, you make all sorts of plans
>Meanwhile, in the privacy of their bedrooms your female co-activists schlap away while crying out "Oh God, Jian, I love your hands!"
>You brush up on your Lewis Carrol
>Chad fucks her in the wheel barrel
>you took the time to study french
>chads cock is deep in her trench
>You home your cooking skills by watching Bobby Flay
>Chad's 9 inches makes her stay
>you fight with your mom and go to bed mad
>then Chad buttfucks her, ain't your life sad?
>You contemplate life at the bottom of a drink
>Chad does her twice, once in the stink
>I am a poet, and yes, I do know it
>but Chad fucked my oneitis, so my brain, I will blow it
>the robot beats off to anime, and wants to die
>while his mom and crush are fucked by Chads, such as I
Suck it, losers.
>You think you're above it, you downed that red pill
>But Chad fucks her daily, the thought makes you ill
>Your at home counting your pennies
>It's party time for Chad and his homies
>>27568544
so bad it's good
>the robot tells himself he's a scholar
>but is killing himself, by tendies by dollar
>anime's not a cartoon, it's art, it's life
>one day, you think, you'll make Motoko your waifu
>you sit in your room and beat off to porn
>you haven't showered in weeks, and wonder why you're alone?
>it's the jews, the wagecucks, my parents! you cry
>and though guilty they feel, mom and dad wish you would die
>muh genetics, muh height, muh bad facial structure
>you can't have her, can't fuck just like HE fucks her
>you suck at life, so say goodnight, my son
>time to close the curtain, the show can't go on
>a shotgun to the brainstem...and Chad has again won
>seeing other people makes you want to hide
>she tells Chad to cum inside
>your body, flabby and weak
>from her pussy, Chad's cum does leak.
>all you want is her warm embrace
>her in cum chad likes to encase
>I don't know what I've been told
>Chad fuck girls from Playboy's centerfold
>Everyday I'm left in scorn
>Count the hymens Chad has torn
SOUND OFF!
1! 2!
SOUND OFF!
3! 4!
>>27568919
Took me a moment to understand this one, but pretty good.
>you compose your essay on the sufferings of the world
>Chad anally plows her and makes her head swirl
>>27567623
Good one Cleo, keep it up. Only thing I would change is 'ass' to 'asshole'.
>you're a gay nerd
>chad fucks her
>>27567623
>You spend your friday night reading Hegel
That feel when the eternal struggle of chad vs robot, of alpha fux beta bux is literally a dialectic
Feels fucking bad man
