>tfw a literal 5/10 unmatches with you within a minute out of disgust
How's it going for you guys so far?
I've liked every women I can till I run out of likes for past week and got 0 matches. Why?
>>27567663
isn't it obvious?
your profile.
Let me help you.
I didn't Tinder much but the little I did I got a good number of matches and actually managed to talk to women and get their numbers. I stopped cause I got a GF from it.
>>27567702
theres nothing wrong with my profile though
>>27567848
Ahaha
You just made my day, mate
>>27567848
dude you need to smile in your photo, it doesn't matter if you have a shitty smile, right now you look like a fucking psychopath.
Trust me
>>27567848
Remove the if you care
Post at least two more pics and try to smile in at least one of them.
You're not ugly, familia.
>>27567848
yes there is francisco..
You need at least 3 pictures. Unless you look 9+/10 a single picture isn't going to work.
The pictures need to vary, one with a group (not as your main) is good to show you're sociable and not some weirdo.
Your profile... you either need to put something funny or interesting. Just as I said about, unless you're a 9+/10 you're not going to get by with that status.
>>27567902
Edit:
No homo
>>27567848
>those lips
are you black?
>>27567663
I got a 10 matches last week but none answered back. I tried resetting my account and now I can't get any at all. Same shitty profile too.
I feel like Tinder randomly discriminates behind the scenes shit to keep a certain number of guys down.
>>27567915
>The pictures need to vary, one with a group (not as your main) is good to show you're sociable and not some weirdo.
mfw this is the reason why I am not on any social media
>>27567915
One with a group... I don't have any friends though
>>27567902
I'll upload more pics with better facial expression but I don't see the point desu I don't care if a girl does it so why would they?
>>27567968
i think if you swipe yes to every girl it might.
I swiped very selectively and got a good amount of matches with girls that actually responded
>>27567969
I wasn't on social media until recently. I was lucky I forced myself into a situation where I had to hang out with people.
>>27567969
same here. Also I'm from /g/ and am paranoid of the botnet (eg. facebook being able to recognize my face and sell my data)
I may be a KV for life, but least I'm free
>>27568002
a group picture is not necessary per se, but as I said I think it shows as a greenflag for a girl
>>27567848
You fucking ooze self-doubt dude.
Not tinder but.. Made a pof account last week. Had it up for 3 days and talked with around 40 women. Decided to delete it pretty quickly, but got one girls number.
Met up with her last night. She was quite a bit heavier than she looked in the pictures she was sending me, fucking killed it. Spaghetti was flowing as I attempted to leave without hurting her feelings.
>>27568002
A lot of things don't work both ways on Tinder, I think.
Girls can be "le r4nd0m XDD", you can't or you'll look like a faggot.
Girls can be melancholic, you'll look like a creep unless you're 8+/10.
etc..
>>27568025
Just use a fake facebook account under a fake name and use Private Browsing on Firefox to keep the site from logging any of your browsing data when you log in. That's what I do.
>Got mobile numbers n actively snapping/speaking to 3 grills at once
>The one I have best chance with has went to London for 3 weeks to stay with her mum during holidays a day after we match
>This is actually perfect because I'm hoping to rekindle a real-life grill this month
>Spoke at length about sex and our bodies within hours of matching
>Now just send stupid shit to any new matches n see what happens
this is fun desu
not sure what you robots do wrong
I've sent "Tell me, do you bleed?" as an opener and got their number very soon after.
>>27567848
Smile a bit
Have someone take a picture of you outdoors doing something interesting. The distance and the outdoors make you seem more attractive and interesting.
Take out the if you care. Just assume they should fucking care
>>27568062
>met up with a girl on an online dating site within 3 days
You're a literal chad and don't even realize it.
>>27567532
This is what I wake-up to basically daily.
Get on my level.
Protip: get on tinder with the expectation that you are going to spend money on a girl that might not fuck you and even if she does it will be a one night stand. The one night stands are fun though.
>>27568166
10 years with a bipolar woman and being a single dad killed my self worth, but it's coming back, very slowly.
>>27568287
well shit
i don't want a one night stand, in fact, when i tried to have casual sex, as in it wasnt a gf, i couldnt even get hard and it was embarrassing as unhallowed unholy fuck
>>27568062
happened to me too. Met a girl who happened to be a catfish, I'm too much of a nice guy to turn her down right away. The girl brought me to her place, we watched some music video. she got microwave pizza out and started eating and chewing with her mouth open which grossed me out, i was just sitting there expressionless keeping the convo going and she kept trying harder and harder to impress me, eventually i said I had to go and she escorted me out of her apartment complex and to the end of the block hoping for a kiss, i made some jokes along the way and she laughed etc.
Never kissed her and never called her again. I felt like a dick.
I hate met up with 3 girls from online dating and all 3 were catfish. 1 was sort of cute, she was thick but wasnt that fat and actually had a cool personality, she could make me laugh on purpose which is unusual. I really liked her but when it came time for me to make the move and do the deed i saw how her flab was spilling out of her cloths and it turned me off so i kissed her then left and never talked to her again. If i wasnt doing so much internet porn i would have prob gone for it.
I met my current girlfriend on Tinder.
I live in Korea and she's Korean.
>>27568428
you can get lucky. I did. My gf of 6+ months I met on Tinder. She said she was looking for something serious. Just try to avoid anyone that is obviously looking for a 1 nighter or free food/drinks
>>27568428
Yeah it gets old after a while mate. My point is that a girl that is willing to fuck a guy she just met on the internet is not gf material.
being that I am attracted to tubby girls, Tinder is very easy and I met my now girlfriend on there. being a virgin with no expectation and horrible people skills, I landed myself in a room with a girl twice my size and no real idea of how to proceed. she took the reigns at first, but as soon as I gained the confidence, I just took over from there and to be honest, it changed my life. i started working out, my work ethic improved, i feel much better all the time, and in general much healthier. I want to please this girl and she wants to please me, we are always having fun, no matter what we are doing as long as we are together.
I learned quickly in the bed, I came almost instantly, but I pushed her onto her back and went to town on her pussy like she did to my dick until I was hard again. Don't act like a faggot if you blow early, that's the best advice I can give you
>>27568542
How old were you when you lost it?
>>27567532
Why do you take it so personally?
>>27568573
23, it was 4 months ago
>>27568628
That's not how I want to go tho Bryant Reyes. Tinder.
Less than 3 months from 25.
I'd say near enough for wizardhood, 5 more years.
What do you say when you actually get a match?inb4 archaeologist
>>27568672
ey bb how u doin
it works every timeexcept for when they're tumblr cunts and get mad for being called babe
>>27568664
Well, Howard Bond, I don't know what to say. It's never too late and if you find the right girl, just be upfront about it. Don't go for one night stands, but if you are able, go ahead. Just remember, it's not anonymous at all, my girlfriend showed me facebook posts from girls at her university, and they are vicious if you embarrass yourself. They parade around bragging about these things, just be careful.
>>27568672
spout memes at them, be racist, say something slightly rude, use a GOOD pickup line. Just anything that you know will make her react, not your generic hey how are you? :)
>>27568717
Will try this.
Tumblurinas seem to be into me according to Tinder.
>>27568776
Lmao what a bitch. I garuntee you they aren't as sassy in real life though. Probably just e courage.
>>27568776
this bitch look like she gotta owen wilson nose an some three course meal gum ass shit goin on with them cheeks
you dump that bitch an get you a fine black girl, steve
>>27568717
Let's see if she replies
>>27568827
No need for dumping. She has replied to my last text anyway :^]
>>27568776
>it's just a way of speaking
Too defensive.
>lol prescribe what you want
>>27567532
Gotten five dates in the past two weeks. Ditched all of them at the last minute.
It's fun to practice my skills while getting a nice ego massage.
>>27568827
Steve was always a chubby chaser
i get very few matches but one time i had accumulated about 25 matches or so from a month or two of swiping constantly and i sent them all "hey ____ , you seem cool and all but to be honest i just want to fuck." and 2 of them said "same." and were totally legit. never followed up on it though
>>27568756
Seth Pruitt, I'm definitely able to do so, pretty good at small talk and being the ebin funny guy. But when things get real it's difficult to finish. Don't plan on being up front with any girl though, r9k and myself have taught me not to be.
Thank you for your reply, have a good one, keep cyborg.
I get lots of matches, but never meet up IRL, a few of these are bots I suspect, and the rest I usually end up making small talk with
>hey
>hey hows it going?
>good, u?
>good
then I get anxious because I cant think of anything to say and delete them
These are all first messages sent to me in the last few days
>>27569076
I feel like this is the solution to being redeemed as a normie but then I realize that being a kv means it will probably end up worse than just being alone
>>27567848
>shave
>smile
>?????
>sex
>>27569155
>white girls
I honestly don't know how I was ever attracted to them. Asian girls are #1.
>>27569155
How did you get so many of them to message first? Is it your profile or are you just a failed chad?
>>27569218
I mean I swipe yes to like 80% of the girls on here, as long as the are under 150 pounds and not a momim so lonely
>>27569162
i would say it's still a viable option if you really have a hard time making conversation at first. it is kind of sad though. takes a special kind of girl to go for that i think.
>>27569231
Im not a Chad, Im 22 and a khv
Im decent looking, and I definitely took flattering photos that bump me up a point or two
>>27569155
Can I see your profile please!!???
>>27569396
Its boring as shit, but I added a bunch of normie "hipster" interests like the Ramones, the Beatles
Also I work as a third shift general laborer at an airforce construction facility, so I just tell the location of where I work, but not what I actually do lel
>>27569396
Few months old.
I had around 750 matches before I deleted it at the start of March.
>>27569518
>bitching about the weather
>airforce construction facility
Let me guess
you work for Boeing in WA?
>match with decent looking girls
>can't talk to them cause they'll realize im boring as fuck
I have nothing to offer. Nothing interesting about my life that wouldn't make me look like a tool.
I just wanna fuck em but I have to got through all this shit to get there.
Rrrrrrreeee
>>27569608
100% this.
Everyone I know that's works there hypes it up with almost that exact phrase.
What did she mean by this??
d d
>>27569721
She wants to get fucked by a horse
>>27569721
B I G
H O R S E
. . . .
>>27569735
>>27569741
hmmmmmmmmmmm
How about this?
Seems like a nice girl, right?
>>27569721
obviously she means she likes horseback riding
>>27569780
More like BAREback riding!
LMAO!!!
>>27569777
Literally
Reddit - The Girl
Please god. This isn't spam. Just let me post.
>>27569777
>>27569847
>Anxiety
>In a committed relationship but looking to expand
>swinger
Yeah, she is such a shut in
>>27569847
What the hell do you think reddit actually is?
>I love travel and adventure
Why the fuck does every bitch say this shit?
>>27569518
music is muh lifee
friends. family. laughs.
im a dog mommy
dont know why im here lol lets just see where tings go
NO HOOK UPS!
>>27570028
Because they went to Europe once and won't shut the ever living fuck up about it.
Still posting pictures 3 years later.
>>27570028
Don't forget "i love netflix!"
>>27570126
How the fuck are all the girls on here so rich too?
Like literally 3/4 of them have pics of some other country, and almost all of them are in college or graduated college
>>27570155
9/10 they live at home, don't pay any bills, and work as a server.
>>27568542
Fuck man i dont know how you cum from sex, i cant fucking do it for the life of me only time i ever manage to blow my load is from oral if my girlfriend does it just right, but shes inexperianced as fuck so its down to luck. 99% of the time i have to just jack off when she falls asleep so i dont hurt her feelings.
The only gf I've ever gotten cheated on me and lied about moving
>>27570136
>Works at Krusty Krab
XDD
>>27567702
What's wrong with my profile family? Last picture was added recently. This was after a year of no matches I figured it would communicate that I have a sense of humor.
>>27570997
do you like craft beers?
>>27569777
oh look a fembot, kill it with fire
I only get fatties and I only talk to them when I take amphetamines and edge for several hours, then I uninstall.
i have over 100 matches and i dont really use tinder seriously, lots of hot girls. the only time i use it is when im horny and girls never seem interested. i never say anything sexual but girls just seem uninterested and bored. waste of time in my opinion
>>27567532
I went on a first date with a guy, but I feel like he's a fuck boy. He has kind of a sneaky look to him, idk how to explain it.
He's really hot though, feels bad man
If I see ONE MORE "quirky" girl who's bio is just about how "forever alone" they are, or netflix, or wine, or cats I am gonna break my phone
>>27571229
I'm a cat momma.
>This thread
REEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF TO SOC FUCKING FAILED NORMIES YOU'RE CANCER
>>27571226
tfw went on a date with a really cute girl and I think she thought I was a fuck boy or something and I wasnt just wanted to date her and she never talked to me and went on a second even tho she said she wanted to. feels bad man ;-;
Should I go on Tinder (or any online dating crap) if I'm ugly?
Like what are the odds that someone will like me .. and like I'd feel bad for the people having to sift through my profile.
And then I'm paranoid that someone I know from work ill see it or something.
AM I BETTER OFF POSTING ON CL FOR A FUCK? But then I want moreee, fml.
What do you guys get off tinder? A one night stand or relationships or whaat
>>27570155
"I like travel and adventure" means she wants you to take her on exotic vacations and pay for everything.
I'm attractive so i can get matches, but im a fucking wreck when it comes to talking to girls or people in general.
Usually get unmatched within the first couple lines, so i just usually never message any of the girls and they sit there with nothing ever happening.
>>27571098
I'm pretty basic desu. I like light beers. Why do you ask?
I DO LIKE PABST THO
>>27570659
Damn dude. I know your feel. I've been with a lot of women, but now I can't cum from sex. It's ripping me apart to the point of me not even being able to get hard anymore. I'm fucked, mate.
>>27571689
if ur ugly uour not going to get a fuck off craigslist anyways
>>27571848
But there's always some drunk that has no standards that night ... but going on Craigslist every time I want to get fuck will get me an STD and make me a whore .. BUT THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET IT
I'll stfu and vanish now.
She stop responding robots...
Do I give up? Don't want to seem thirsty
>>27571785
I know that feeling too well anon, 3 matches today and I can't bring myself to message them.
I feel like all the matches I get are just people swiping without looking
Whats some important shit to put in my bio and should i delete my pic of me smoking a ciggy?
How do I make a fake tinder account without giving them a phone number
I heard that if you have 50+ friends on fb on the account you don't need a number but how do I get 50+ friends fast then
I deleted my tinder after I saw my stacy sister had 350 matches and watched her swipe left on 95% of guys. It was eye opening, to say the least.
>>27572511
Add random people
>>27567848
>tfw I recognize you from /fgg/
get good fag.
soudane.
>>27567848
>that weak jaw
>those beta eyes
>those big lips
>that big ass nose
>that overall face shape
It's not the profile, it's your ugly ass face.
>Fucked & sucked an azn tranny from tinder last weekend
>Still havent fucked a girl
>Feel wicked bad and worried that if I ever tell anybody IRL they will think Im gay
A-at least im not still considered a virgin
pic semi-related
>>27572750
which one is she anon
>>27572750
You sucked a mans dick it doesn't matter what he looks like. You sucked a mans dick. A mans dick.
i got a bum pic once
