>lol, you aren't going to swim with your shirt on, are you anon?
>>27567503
Why would they ask me that when they're all still wearing shirts themselves?
Who said I'm here to swim?
>Line up to suck my cock ladies.
Am I right?
I've realized that you still look like a fat pasty cunt with a t shirt on in the water but even worse you like you are insecure about it and the desperation is palpable
I'm a fat cunt but I've ascended past the shirt in the water meme and nobody cares about your fat gut they weren't lining up to fuck you before you took your shirt off
Far right the cutest that "Live free" tat ruins it..
>>27567503
How come they're so attractive?
It's
Not
Fair
:'(
>>27567565
>not liking the motto of NH
Why do you hate liberty?
>swimming at the beach
Fuck that man, have you seen the shit in that water?
not that it would ever happen, but god forbid i ever end up in a situation like that. i'd have a panic attack. i'd rather kill myself than show my fat body in public, especially in front of hot girls even though they wouldnt really give a shit and would just laugh then go back to their Chad bfs
>>27567503
sorry, im chubby and hairy
>>27567503
I don't know how to swim, actually. Maybe you ladies could teach me?
>>27567602
Reeks of "I fuck tyrones and Jamal all day."
>>27567503
i've been lifting 5 years now ladies, i've got nothing to hide
>>27567503
Are those boys? Women without hips are disgusting.
>>27567503
I don't swim.
You are merely proving my point that you disgusting degenerates are nothing more than speaking manatees
>>27567503
nice selection
im having real trouble deciding which one to do
Why would you be self concious about taking your shirt off though? I mean its not like a MLP Tshirt is hiding anything if you're 250lb. Unless you have some fucked scars or something people can tell what you're gonna look like anyway its not a big deal.
