Tell me about times you screwed up getting a gf or almost got one but autism happened.
I never had any chances so nothing for me to greentext.
>14
>was on the sports team for a year
>girl on girl's team messages me on AIM
>being flirty
>asks what i'm doing
>"i'm playing megaman"
>she doesn't know what megaman is
>tell her i'm playing it because it helps me learn ninjutsu
>tell her my teacher became a black belt in ninjutsu by playing it
>sent her the wikipedia article on megaman
>>27567240
Holy kek
Smooth as velvet, Miranda
>>27567240
T-this can't be real, r-right?
>>27567174
None of my stories are very interesting, but I have a few and this is what they all boil down to
Her: I really like you Anon :)
Me: k
>>27567240
I'm more pissed about you thinking megaman teaches you ninjutsu. Like, nothing in megaman is ninjutsu related
>college calc class
>spotted a qt3.14 geeky girl I wanted to talk to for a while
>noticed she went to breakfast to the same place I went then headed to class right after
>use one of her friends I met at a sholarship meeting to talk to her
>everything starts well, both flirty and we both know we like eachother
>she invites me to study with her friends
>hang and do homework
>weeks go by and I asked her our several times
>she declines
>start acting really needy and clingy
>she stops going to breakfast with me
>I sat in class next to her
>she sat next to me
>10 seconds later she gets up and sits a space away from me
>fuck it
I fucked up hard but hey thats how u learn
>>27567174
>be me years ago when everyone was using msn
>7/10 from school starts chatting to me regularly, don't really pick up on any sign of her liking me because i've never had someone take an interest in me.
>get pulled into group convo with 7/10, her friend and me, her friend is egging her on to say something to me
>could pretty tell she was about to ask me out at that point
>autism out and pretend to be afk, before alt-f4ing msn because i was scared
>don't log in for a while
>7/10 at school looks at me at school during lunch, starts crying and has to leave the room.
i really regret that day.
>>27567395
This thread is for people that almost got a gf
>be frowny sleep dick in hs
>qt laughs at my sarcastic comments and says she likes my drawings
>start walking her home daily cause its on the way to my house (Im sure she knew that was bullshit)
>she starts asking me for hugs since she knew I was shy
>frown, sigh, and give her the gruff "fine"
>never make a move
>she eventually starts walking home with another dude
>stop talking to her
I have many highschool regrets but she was a pale girl who wore metal shirts but SOMEHOW had the aura of a preppy highschool girl
>>27567507
Had I not been a weak beta male I would have smashed her big booty to the fucking floor
>14
>in gym class
>girl there solid 9/10
>huge tits
>nice ass
>shes friendly with me she has loads of beta orbiters and I decided I wasn't going to be one
>be lifting weights
>shes trying desperately to talk to me
>social anxiety
>she tries to tell me some nigger joke and I just laugh and try to smile awkwardly
>shes a roastie
>she never tries to talk to me again
>be playing some stupid gym game
>roastie starts complaining
>i tell her to shut up
>she never talks to me again
I think I dodged a bullet here boys but holy shit she had some nice tits.
>>27567174
I went full autist with a cute shy girl and realized 2 years after
>15
>Highschool, chilling outside the classroom with some friends
>Suddenly a 7/10 shy girl approached us
>Never talked to her but I saw her before in school
>"Anon, can I speak with you for a sec?"
>My friends start saying things like "go for her anon", "anon's got a GF"
>I looked at them and laughed a bit
>She told me too follow her, so we just walk about 10m from where I was
>She's silent, looking at the ground and red as a tomato
>I said "what's up? are you okay?"
>Just when she's about to talk, another friend of mine shows up next to us
>"Hey faggot, race ya in mario kart"
>He punched me in the arm and ran off
>I screamed "get back here, bitch" and ran after him
>Never talked to her ever again
>>27567174
R.I.P Eazy :'(
10/10 girl (in my eyes) and me alone drunk at her place. told me to sleep at her place and fuck her.
i told her im not living far from there anyways and went home because i felt shes way out of my league.
this is no joke.
am i beta enough for this board?
