>Hey anon... wanna come back to our hotel room?
>We'll show you a REAL party up there...
To have one, you must have them all. What is your next move?
Literally fuck all of them
Like I'm donna turn down a foursome because one is fat? Of course I fucking do it.
>>27567141
Have sex with all of them. Big girl first hhh I want to suck on them titties
I don't find any of them attractive so I walk away.
>>27567141
turn 360 degrees and run
originally
>>27567303
Are you gay? The middle one is like a 6/10
>>27567303
36O degrees?
Ayy lmao I'll take the big one first and y'all can watch. Don't worry, I have enough liquor to do you all too.
>>27567141
Why do you have a picture of my gf saved on your computer?
Girl in the middle.
>>27567141
"Ok. I haven't set my expectations very high so I hope none of you will either."
>>27567316
fucking retard 360 degrees is a full circle so you'll be running towards them dipshit
>>27567392
Going full newfag today, huh?
>>27567322
A 6/10 to you, to me she's like a 4 and that's being generous.
>>27567322
The other two bring down the average tho
>>27567445
So wouldnt that make the middle an 8/10 then?
Detonating the bomb
>>27567141
No thanks
The one in the middle is the only one even a little bit tempting
>>27567141
not gonna throw away my wizard powers just to get my dick wet.
>>27567407
fucking newfag get the fuck off this website
>>27567355
Your gf is ugly.
Ok, show me the party anonettes
>>27567241
This is the only acceptable answer. 1 out of 3 ain't bad. If it were baseball, you'd be king.
I would run away
>accept offer
>get them drunk
>take them on one by one
>When I get to the fat one I pretend I have a violence fetish
>beat the fat cunt until she cries
>no one believes her because I was charming as fuck to the others
>she leaves
>have threesome
>>27568729
Where would you run to?
Can I just fuck the one on the left?I bet she has a big cute belly
>>27568821
Their hotel room obviously
>>27568822
They're all fucking terrible but that's literally the worst one.
>>27568895
That sounds very low test of you
id fuck all of them, i dont give a shit. fucking the fattie would be worth it to also fuck the other two
>>27567141
Left and right probably were dudes at some point
>>27567141
Would want to fuck middle. Whats her name?
Completely not interested in any of this.
Like so not interested I would never even put myself in a situation where this could possibly happen even by accident.
Maybe if they weren't all so gross but just... no.
>>27569060
Sonia Buck
>r9k
>virgins being picky
beggers can't be choosers
>>27569136
I guarantee these faggots wouldn't turn down any of those girls in real life. Half of them would sperg out.
>>27569136
It really says something about society that so many women just completely fall short of the most minimum standards of men.
>>27567141
>Implying I wouldn't want them all.
Fatties, cuties, I'm game
>>27569084
Buck
>Cuck
Like Sonia though, sounds nice.
>>27569136
>>27569179
I'm not a virgin, but I have only had sex with a few people. Some people in here probably are lying and would do it. Let me sperg out and explain why I wouldn't
>any girls who roll like this are a clear sign of trouble
>any girl who's desperate enough to want me is a clear sign of trouble
>any girls this slutty are possibly packing some std's
>instead of having to deal with one girl's bullshit I'd have to deal with three
>what's the point? They're not even attractive except the middle one
Not worth it. Maybe if they had some drugs to offer or something but I doubt it, they just leech that shit from other people
>>27569235
>so many women just completely fall short of the most minimum standards of men
is this bizarro /r9k/
it's the other way around faggot
>>27569235
Nigger, what the fuck are you talking about?
Society operates in the complete opposite manner of what you said.
>>27569341
>>27569360
I thought it was common knowledge that western women are disgusting and worthless people. That's why men are dropping out of the rat race. There's no prize in it for them at the end of the day just some gross beat sluts like in the OP. No thanks.
>>27569435
It's common knowledge on r9k, but the rest of the world functions in a completely different reality.
Any one of those girls can go to a bar or party and get laid faster than any man on the planet.
I wouldn't have the courage to say yes even if I wanted to. Also, erection problems guaranteed.
>>27567241
>>27567277
>>27567335
>>27567386
>>27568338
>>27568679
>Alright! I knew you liked to party anon!
>Let's get that shirt off, big boy...
Unlikely. I don't know if I have the stamina to bang them all. I should go back home.
>>27569730
Technically just sticking your dick in them one time is sex
Just go for a minute with rightie and leftie and then pump the roastie in the middle and get the FUCK out of dodge
9 out of 10 chance it's a prank. Gonna have to pass on this one.
