>26
>just learn that you should scrape your tongue regularly
>23
>just learn that facial expressions and body language matter when having a conversation
Who the fuck should be teaching you this shit?
>>27566465
I've never scraped my tongue
And you probably have autism, the facial expression things sounds like you have literal autism
>>27566465
OP, take this quiz, tell me what you get.
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
I recently got diagnosed and am curious.
Do you script conversations constantly in your head?
>>27566596
>Do you script conversations constantly in your head?
Wait, is that a bad thing?
>>27566465
I've never heard the tongue thing either, yet i've done it since i hit puberty.
Always felt it was a good idea to scrape with toothbrush every week or so.
>>27566596
Uh oh...
I guess I am in trouble
Original bloxx
>>27566641
No, but it is a sign of asperger's. People with asperger's experience a large amount of stimulation and anxiety.
You script conversations because it helps prepare you for a unfamiliar situation that might otherwise cause anxiety.
Do you do anything like flap your hands, spin in circles, shake your leg at the table, or just find it hard to keep still sometimes? I tend to clench my jaw and fists a lot.
>>27566596
>>27566720
I constantly script conversation or if no one is around I talk to myself about it, shake my leg when sitting in class, clench my jaw and think everyone is staring at me... I think I'm some kind of autistic
How bad did I do?
>>27566596
Oh shit
>>27566830
You are pretty normal
>>27566778
Do you find it difficult to concentrate and are almost incapable of doing algebra?
Do you think a lot in pictures and have almost a photographic memory? But find it very difficult to remember verbal instructions and numbers (telephone numbers and dates, ect.), especially over phone?
Do you struggle to tell if people are joking or not, especially if you just met them?
Do you have narrow interests and or many collections (I'm guessing you have an archive of thousands of pictures you've saved from here.)
I collected hot wheels and coins when I was little.
>>27566641
I CONSTANTLY script conversations in my head.
I don't falter if the conversation goes completely different though.
>>27566720
Hmm, I do script conversations all the time...
I don't do those things, but I do like to touch and play with things like water bottles or pens often when I am in class or sitting on my desk.
>24
>live with mom
>never opened a bank account
>NEET
>never had a job
>want to try drugs because fuck it
>don't know anyone
>don't know how to get on the dark net market or buy butt coin
>don't have any money anyways
i'm useless
>>27566934
Same for me man. It is just my way of thinking
>>27566934
Well fuck. I'm an aspy guys
>>27566934
That's it nigga.
There's nothing autistic about scripting conversations. That's just another way of saying you're imagining conversations. Everyone does this.
>>27566596
>Do you like tongue-kissing?
now how am I supposed answer all these questions that don't apply?
>>27566872
This is mine, if you get over 150 for aspie, you could consider pursuing getting officially diagnosed if you wanted to be.
It actually might be better to not get diagnosed because it might make your insurance go up.
>>27567004
Mine was 185
Are there any benefits if I am offically diagnosed with aspergers?
>>27566465
>just learn that you should scrape your tongue regularly
the fuck does this even mean?
>>27566944
Then you have nothing to worry about anon. I guess it's kind of a trendy thing right now to self diagnose yourself with aspergers
>>27567004
I got 151, almost a normie
So according to the quiz I'm not an aspie
But I do plan conversations and I'm a total mess when it come to social situations and a virgin etc. so what the fuck is wrong with me?
>>27566596
So I took your test, too...
[img]http://www.rdos.net/eng/poly10a.php?p1=53&p2=76&p3=72&p4=66&p5=71&p6=92&p7=60&p8=100&p9=51&p10=74[/img]
Guess that's rather aspie-ish
>>27567142
WELL THAT DIDNT WORK
>>27566596
> Do you have problems filling out forms?
why
> Do you enjoy traditional dating?
no bully
> Do you like tongue-kissing?
PLEASE
> Do you have a fascination for slowly flowing water?
Can someone explain this?
>>27567177
I like seeing water slowly flow through sand and watch it create its own little riverbed.
>>27567177
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!
If you don't love to watch water droplets race down a windshield and crash into each other to create bigger droplets than fuck you!
>>27566944
Scripting conversations while pacing.
>95/200 non-aspie score
>101/200 aspie score
>tfw hybridization makes you not as productive as an aspie but just as socially crippled
End my suffering
>>27566934
I script conversations in my head and never stick to it.
>>27566465
>scrape your tongue
That's retarded, my tongue bleeds when I even accidentally bump into the caked up fungus stuff on it with my toothbrush, no fucking way would I try scraping that. That's almost as bad as trying to pull open your foreskin, you're just supposed to leave it alone so it seals up and you can forget about it.
>>27566465
>scraping your tongue
That sounds like some autistic shit. Just brush your tongue when you brush your teeth
>>27566944
I think anyone with anxiety does that
Even my dog will start randomly licking things when she's anxious
Can someone pls explain what the fug
>>27567534
You are a turbo normie
>>27567298
There is a difference between liking flowing liquids & being fascinated by them though.
>just learn that facial expressions and body language matter when having a conversation
Not really sure I've even learned that one completely. I'm still working on the fact that faces convey emotion.
>Who the fuck should be teaching you this shit?
Your parents, ideally. All the little lifehacks and good habits that you're probably going to benefit from should come from your parents. Failing that, siblings and friends. Failing that, yourself. Having to teach yourself is a bitch when you've got the sperg.
It's weird. People have already said that you're probably an aspie. I'm the same way, but I can do a lot of basic shit because I was raised on a weird combination of demanding abuse and neglect. It took me forever to learn how to tie my shoes, dressing and taking care of myself is still tough, I tend to lose or break shit, I make a mess of everything I touch, I should be wearing a bib when I eat, I'm so sloppy, etc., but I had to do my own laundry, wash my own dishes, cook for myself, drive myself around, take care of my siblings, make my own money, pay my own insurance, buy my own shit, clean my house spotless, etc. for long enough that I'm sort of functional.
If you're having trouble with basic hygiene, you could just go on wikihow or some shit and read about it, or just ask hygiene-based questions somewhere.
>>27566465
It's okay I guess.
I'm generally used to it by now.
>>27566465
>regularly
Yeah but how regular ?
Should I leave now or now?
>>27567440
theres some gray gunk at the back of your tongue, and thats what makes your breath reek
>he brushes his tongue
>he doesnt laugh when normies have to smell his autism breath
>>27567050
Scrubbing your tongue with a toothbrush when you brush your teeth.
>>27566596
Wat does this mean pls?
>>27567697
I usually do it with floss
Sometimes I cut my tongue but thats ok
>>27567661
( POILER )
Also get the fuck out, normalfag.
>>27567661
Preferably now, and don't trip over your Adidas sandals on the way out.
>>27567708
What is there that you dont understand?
You got both normie and autist traits
You have the worst of both worlds
>>27566596
Hm.. This actually makes a lit of sense, thanks anon for posting the link, it may just have helped me big time.
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 144 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 89 of 200
You are very likely neurodiverse (Aspie)
what does it mean to have the normie and aspie sides so high in the relationship part?
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 94 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 98 of 200
You seem to have both neurodiverse and neurotypical traits.
I guess I'm not aspie, i new that already though
I don't even know what this chart is supposed to mean.
>27
>learn that you have to flatten your balls every week or you smell like piss
>finally got a ball-peen hammer to flatten my balls
>never knew that's what it was for and why it was called that
JUST
>autism
>assburgers
>real
You guys are fucking idiots.
>>27566465
In a common sense society they would have taught you those things through experience and pointed lessons.
In ours, the vast majority of your time you get one adult woman and 30 youths of your age of whom you are supposed to learn the finer points of civilization. Your parents have less time with you than that class and teacher do.
This is a society built to make slavecucks. Even the mental health industry refuses to teach you how to become a strong human as they numb you with pills and press upon you the understanding that you are marked different due to X title and X disorder.
>>27567845
>ball-peen hammer
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 146 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 76 of 200
You are very likely neurodiverse (Aspie)
i'm a good undercover normie, most of the time. i think people i've known longer know better, people have asked if i'm on the spectrum before when i've done things to annoy them
hOLY FUCK MAN
How the hell was I ever supposed to know anything about body language?
I literally found out 1 month ago that you are supposed to move you hands and arms when you speak to people. Before then I was scared of doing it. I used to actively punish myself if I spoke to a girl and moved my arms. I would go home, lay down in the bathtub for 1 hour and everytime I touched the tub with my arms would spend 4 minutes drowning myself.
And apparently that is NORMAL to do and not a bad thing? What tHE FUCK
>>27566596
>>27566596
>http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
I do not understand question #34.
>Do you obstruct others' plans?
Like in a mischief way? Or because I do not fit within their normie assumptions?
>>27566596
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 136 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 60 of 200
You are very likely neurodiverse (Aspie)
Well fuck. I probably shouldn't be surprised.
>>27566596
how'd i do senpai desu?
>>27568181
kekeled hard famalam
>>27568425
>>27568496
Everyone is an hunter.
There... test completed.
Seems like I'm less autistic than I thought.
jeez how autistic are you guys?
>>27568314
>>27568425
>>27568496
WEW LADS HERE WE GO
Originality
Wait, if everyone here has aspy. Then why the fuck is everyone stupid? Aren't you all supposed to bee Isaac Newton Tier.
>>27567937
>thinking anything is real
who is the idiot there?
>>27568786
Because learning something you aren't interested in is like pulling teeth when you are a sperg. If you happen to be interested in math or science congrats everybody thinks you are a genius. If you are interested in trains or floor tiles then everybody thinks you are a fucking weirdo.
What the hell are you supposed to do now that you know?
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 150 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 62 of 200
You are very likely neurodiverse (Aspie)
I figured I was an Aspie.
>>27568786
people like OP and most aspies are actually well below average IQ.
Guess I'm pretty normal huh?
What the fuck is scraping your toung?
What does that even mean?
>>27566495
Run your fingernail on your tongue, from back to front. Scrape off that yellow white crap and tell me you shouldn't buy one.
I just don't really like social situations unless I'm prepared for them and I get nervous easily if I'm around people I need to make a good impression in front of.
I don't mind having a laugh and shit, I just prefer being alone if that option presents itself.
Dunno if I'm aspie.
>>27567432
The large bumps in the back are natural parts of your tongue, not fungus. It's the white/yellow/grey film we're referring to.
>>27569172
i only have that in the morning and it goes right away when i brush my teeth and drink water
you're either just oversensitive or have an unusually gross mouth
>>27566465
apparently you are supposed to change your bedsheets, pillowcases, and towels
who the fuck makes all these secret rules
>>27566931
>Aspies can't even do algebra
HAHAHA I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE SMART
you're all useless NEET spergs
>>27566465
>very likely neurodiverse
I already knew, yet I took the test anyways.
Nothing changes I guess.
Aspie: 109/200
Normie: 130/200
Personally a living limbo of either going full normal or full retard to be happy in my life
Just wanted to share with brobots
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
what does this mean guys? help
