Is your dream girl DFC, or is she a tittymonster?
>>27564302
Short girl with a C cup F and a bisexual side bitch with at least L or M cups.
Ideally we'd hire her as a live in maid/mommy who would nurse us every night before bed.
>>27564852
I am stealing this dream Jimmy.
But modifying it to be:
a short chubby girl with D's and a tall chubby girl with J's or K's. the short girl would be live in maid and the tall one would be the mommy-gf that nurses us.
FLAT AS A FUCKING PANCAKE OR GET THE FUCK OUT
>>27564852
>>27565317
>meme fetishes
>meme dreams
IF I CAN'T TITTYFUCK ONE OF HER TITS BY ENGULFING MY DICK IN IT HER TITS ARE TOO SMALL
WOMEN WHO CAN'T PULL OFF THE DOUBLE DICK TITTYFUCK ARE SUBHUMAN DESU FAMLIY
this is an image, i am posting it
>>27564302
Tittymonster is the only way.
>>27564302
Well shaped large breasts
>>27566126
Dont let your memes be dreams.
Anon its their fantasy. I wouldn't mock at yours.I hope you get to do yours though anon. I really do. Unless its illegal.
>>27564302
DFC for sure senpai
>>27566170
She was a qt, too bad she ended up as the cocksleeve of some yakuza
Tittymonster that hates having big tits and tries to hide them with frumpy sweaters
>>27567624
god tier t.b.h
>tfw this describes all my oneitises
>>27567686
dumb ghettoposter
DFC because i have a small dick
>>27567624
I have a cousin who did the frumpy sweater thing, she eventually got so frustrated for not being taken seriously by any men that she just got a breast reduction. To top it all off, she was ultimately pushed towards getting the surgery once she got into university, mostly because she followed her desired field which is a literal men only field (engineering).
I feel really sorry for her.
>>27568515
>no busty shy engineer gf
why live
>>27568515
waaaau
this originaru kometu
>>27568515
Literally a crime against humanity. was she otherwise hot or just meh?
>>27568515
Reeeeeee
how big where they?
>>27568684
Nah, she's incredibly cute, I wouldn't rate her as 10/10 (thought she might be to some), but at the very least a 8/10, she's got an incredibly sweet smile too. But all in all, it made me really really sad to know that she had been experiencing this much trouble from it. I mean, jesus christ, it kinda makes you hate men a little bit, but on the other hand, you can't exactly blame men for things that most of them can't stop feeling. And yeah, it was a sorts of crime against humanity from my perspective too, her breasts gave her such a hard time though, the poor girl was harassed her entire life in school for having gigantic breasts despite being like, 11 and so on. Trust me, it's not a good life from the perspective of the big breasted female, by 16 she was developing some serious back pain issues. I mean, wow.
>>27568774
Girls bully each other in school for having big tits?
>>27564302
I feel like I'd really like her until she pulled her tits out. Big titties like that look awesome in clothes but terrible naked.
>>27568745
Uhm, they were each bigger than her head, I'd say that was what... G cup? Really though, it really does suck to have a fucking G cup and also have aspirations in life that do not summarize to marrying rich or shit like that. The girl had a horrible life because of them, it's amazing how having something so desired can bring so much bullying and harassment into someone's life. Truly awful. She also had a not so nice family life, her father "went out to buy cigarettes" one day and never came back, and her mother is a sorry excuse of an adult who abandoned her and her brother. She's an incredibly strong woman because of all this now.
>>27568798
Oh hell yes they do. Not only do girls bully each other for having bigger breasts but also, for having a bigger butt, for having a tiny waist, for having beautiful hair, anything really. What's worse about this whole thing, is that, the orbiters of these Stacies will then bully said girl with big breasts/etc. too.
I've seen some really fucked up shit during my school days regarding Stacy and the outlandish lengths they go through to ensure that no one else is allowed their Chad's cock.
Even if the girl being bullied isn't interested in Chad really, all it takes is for Chad to mention how attractive X girl is and Stacy will literally see red and proceed to ensure that she bullies the shit out of said X girl.
post rare hannah minx's!
>>27564302
Titty monster.
I want her to see me, and take me.
I'm a smaller man, with a fever for amazonians.
>>27568774
Did you or anyone else try to console her about it? That's what a real man would do.
Small, tight and perky butt, boobs as flat as they can be, cute face. That would be my ideal woman.
given the choice i'd take a titty monster, even if she's not as pretty
but obviously i'm not exactly in a position to be picky
so realistically i'll take what i can getwhich up till now has been nothing
and probably will stay that way
>>27568964
I think everyone in the family was doing their best to console her really. But, there was no denying the extent of the damage that having big breasts was giving her. Really, she is way happier and way more confident nowadays. She's also taken way more seriously with a extra points for getting a breast reduction while frequenting classes and doing a sick kind of burn to every faggot who never cared about her for things other than her breasts. She's an overachieving qt too, she's really intelligent, truly, it was an odd kind of burn to every greasy nerd who did none but discuss the size of her tits and masturbate to the thought of them. I was really amused.
Obviously, I wish she had never even had to get the reduction to begin with, but hey, such is life.
>>27569039
It's kinda odd tho, engineers are usually bro-tier sometimes even chad-tier, physics is where the robot-tier guys usually are
>>27567126
more like she was decapitated by some Saudi
>>27569079
Hm, yeah, you have a point about them being bro-tier, but, bros are still into big boobies. So is Chad. Robot tier guys would have been more helpful in this situation because she wouldn't have been harassed to begin with anyway, seen as most robots would be too shy.
>>27568980
GOAT taste desu
>>27569079
mech e's are usually chads or fratboys
ee's, and chem e's are usually cyborgs or normies
cs's and se's are almost always either autistic robots or chads who will either drop the program halfway through or scrape by with d's because they're only in it for the money
cpe's, math majors, and physics majors are usually cyborg/robot
t. cs + se double major turbo robot
>>27569039
>sick kind of burn to every faggot who never cared about her for things other than her breasts
thats like burning down your house and telling thugs you btfo them because they cant rob you anymore
>>27568515
i feel bad for her future husband t.b.h. that would fucking suck to end up with a women that voluntarily became a mediocre chestlet
>>27569206
It is, in a way, but then it's not, because her feelings of self worth did not rely on the size of her breasts. So really, it's more like a house she didn't ask for and that people wanted to rob all the time, so she just decided to destroy the house so that no one could ever think about getting inside anyway.
Your analogy was accurate, but mine is more accurate desu.
>>27568798
>>27568881
Yeah, they're fucking monsters to each other. And if you play your cards right you can make that work in your favor.
>tfw 14yo tittymonster gf
>>27569366
Back in highschool I meant, that would be illegal now
My dream girl wants to be with me.
That's it.
>>27569494
She'll come in due time, bro
Just hang in there
Gross saggy pancake tits or pathetic chestlet huh...
I'll take the anime instead, thanks.
Tittymonsters.
Chestlets are as pathetic as manlets, maybe even moreso. At least manlets can get swole or achieve something in their life. Chestlets will never be actual women.
>>27566165
fuck i forgot her name
Giant tits.
>>27569242
>>27569243
Your body is a temple with value that you won't realize before your honeymoon.
DFC, even more if she is petite.
>>27564302
Don't care
must be tall
>>27571144
Holy shit perfect
Didn't Hannah "retire" with at least a million USD?
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/2rzl96/boyfriend_hates_my_breast_reduction/
waaaaaaau
>>27572026
Why would anyone do this to themselves? Breasts are all a man has.
I need a flat gf, or I will literally cry
Like my aunt Harahu used to say, more than a mouthful is a waste anyway!
>>27572133
How are you supposed to put two tits in your mouth at the same time?
Why doesn't anyone like average boobs? Why does everything have to be extremes?
They're objectively the best.
DFC ofc.
>>27569039
She's probably a shit engineer, no offense.
>>27570185
Anorei Collins/Lexxxi Luxe. Shes planning on doing breast worship stuff soon, and my dick is not prepared for the journey
>>27568684
Agreed. Natty cowtits are a gift from mother nature; there are entire plastic surgery forums of women who strive for the perfect size/bust ratio in their boobjobs, and she just turned hers in.
>>27569366
>>27569455
That's fucked up, man.
You shouldn't have taken advantage of her like that.
