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>just go on accutane bro
I WOULD IF I COULD SWALLOW PILLS YOU GOD DAMN NORMALSKIN SHITS
WHO /FOREVERHASACNE/ HERE?
>>27563400
>i would if i could swallow pills
Okay, seriously. Quit being such a little bitch.
Don't go on accutane you will lose your hearing like i did. :) I have only 40% of my hearing left now thanks to that drug and no evidence that will hold up in a court of law against them. Another side effect you can possible have from that drug is liver cancer.
Are you sure you want to take this drug op?
>>27563400
>woman
>has trouble swallowing
How do you have trouble swallowing pills?
>>27563400
Hey Homer post those tits
>>27563515
Hes a massive faggot thats how, he could always crush them up and put it in peanut butter but OP is a limp wristed fuck boi
>>27563400
I don't understand. Why can't you swallow?
won't =/= can't
>>27563463
well I didn't go on that shit but now my face is full of scars that wont ever go away so it's game over me as well.
you're a bitch, fucking pussy faggot loser. but nice dubs.
>>27563400
I want to pop those zits so badly.
>>27563400
Pic related is not even that bad. I have at least 3 or rather 4 times more acne. How am I still alive? I dunno.
>>27563515
Put a pill in my mouth and I cannot swallow it.
I tried with food, with water, with a straw, tilting my head, practicing with haribos all this different shit and I just cant swallow it.
>>27563544
You can't crush accutane pills. They need to be swallowed.
>>27563807
I've heard this before, not being able to swallow pills. Fucking unreal. Your parents were too nice to you, that was the problem.
>>27563807
My little sister is 14 and has this problem. The way she gets around it is literally choking herself with the pill, just shoving it down her throat and gagging until it goes down. It's a pain in the ass but it might be worth a try OP
>>27563929
I'm 23 and I've never been sick before. Never been in hospital so no reason to ever take a pill.
I'm also not american so we aren't prescribed pills for absolutely everything
>>27563981
What about like a fish oil supplement? You have never tried one of those?
That sucks.
>>27563400
fuck accutane! I can't see well, hear well, and I'm losing hair like a motherfucker. FUCK ACCUTANE! DO NOT GO ON IT! I had cystic acne before accutane and I would trade that in a heartbeat.
>>27563981
You are such a faggot lol just swallow it as fast as possible and dont think about it. Put it on your tongue drink some water and swallow really quick.
>tfw acne literally comes and goes as it pleases
>tfw my face is fucking scorched earth
>>27564043
>>27563463
is this a meme or something? i went on accutane it sorted my shit right out tb.h
>>27563400
You don't need pills
Just use a back scrubber with a long handle
I used to have this to but it went away after using it
>>27563400
>trouble swallowing pills.
Buy a bag of m&ms and practice swallowing them one at a time. That's literally how my mom got us off of chewable to regular Tylenol
>>27564075
^ Same. These people are retards who don't give dermatologists enough credit. You're attributing stuff to accutane for no reason.
Also, accutane is a brand name that went out of business, the medication is isotretinoin.
>>27564123
Fucking retard go look at an actual side-effect list that comes with the box they give you, it should be 3 feet long in length as it's written on a thin (width) piece of folded up paper like you would find in a register (till).
>>27563400
>OP literally can't swallow pills
I have finally found a life skill that I have over someone. Thank you so much for letting me know I'm not a complete failure in my development as an adult
>>27563400
Mine is like 10x worse than that + scars from pops
>>27564173
No, fucking retard, you go real the actual side-effect list that comes with ANY prescription medication. There's a reason you get a lipid panel and LFT blood work done before you prescribed it, doctors are smarter than you. You did not lose your hair, hearing, or sight because of isotretinoin, you fucking idiot.
>13, develop cystic acne
>16
>take accutane for 6 months
>skin doesn't clear up
>19
>take accutane for 3 months (recommended by derm) in conjuction with bc
>skin clears up for 6 months, but i start losing my hair and other scary shit, go off the bc
>acne comes back
Here is a list of shit I tried:
>water, I drink it every day
>pillowcases and sheets, i change them every other day
>hot showers, cold showers, saunas, baths, shower filters, water filters, not washing your face, washing your face, washing your face with salt water = all bullshit
>Antibiotics for months from 14-20, helped during my first round at 14, and my last stint on antibiotics when i was really sick also cleared up my face, but i was given a high dose of IV antibiotics which is probably why
>Tanning, at 14-15, cleared up my skin fairly nicely for a month because it would peel and then grow back but fuck skin damage????
>Not wearing makeup (didn't wear it until I turned 20, 22 now), skin was the same, kids always bullied me and told me to wear makeup
>Going "vegan" for a year, made my skin worse
>Vitamins, LOL i even took fucking 10 giant pills of brewers yeast every day for a year when i was 18, fuck that shit never again. now I take 10,000 IU vitamin A, 500 mg of C/D3, DIM-plus.
>Not eating milk, not eating sugar, no effect but I try not to anyway. All I have to stay away from is shit like popcorn because that turns my cysts into warzones
>OTC meds, non OTC meds, all that shit makes absolutely no difference besides using a gentle cleanser and AHA/BHA to keep my non-acne ridden skin from getting worse
>Chemical peels, facials with extractions, all work but they hurt like a bitch. I refuse to undergo this shit anymore unless I have prescription painkillers on hand because the last time I involuntarily cried, plus it only works if you get it done like every 2 weeks and I don't have the fucking money to be doing that
anyway someone just kill me already
>>27563400
mfw haad severe acne until 17 years old
Mfw popped them all the fucking time
mfw no scars, skin magically stayed fine and I still got the unbeatable sensation of bursting spots
stay jelly niggas
now got pure lovely skin ahahahahahah
>>27563400
Accutane isn't that bad, I had severe acne as a kid, and now it's just a little bit of scar tissue from the zits I used to have before Accutane
>I WOULD IF I COULD SWALLOW PILLS YOU GOD DAMN NORMALSKIN SHITS
elaborate?
To cure acne:
>no dairy (probably biggest thing you can do)
>lots of water, no other drinks
>lots of sleep
>exercise
>cool/cold showers
>evening showers rather than morning
>rinse your face in the morning (just with cold water/wet cloth)
>eat less wheat, meat, sugar, and oil
>remove stress from your life
>don't use accutane etc, it will do more harm than good long term
>cashews and lemon juice can supposedly help (unsure if true)
>rubbing aloe vera on your skin can supposedly help (unsure if true)
>>27564411
I literally do all this and still face and back covered in acne. Take your shit advice somewhere else.
>>27564305
oh yeah and take accutane, eveb though it didnt work for me (because lol my life is unfair and genetics REALLY fucked me in the ass), i knew a lot of people growing up that now have perfect, crystal-clear skin. it doesnt matter if you dont think your skin is severe enough just go to a doctor and get it.
don't listen to the people blathering on about side effects
>depression
nothing makes you more depressed than shit skin
>IBS
not anymore, that batch was recalled
>liver health
just take some milk thistle while you're taking it
>dry skin
exfoliate then moisturize, its not that hard, and carry around chapstick everywhere you go
the ONLY ONLY ONLY ONLY side effect you should be worried about is potential MPB/FPB, i know ONE person who ended up ~mysteriously~ bald very early and they think accutane caused it, which is actually a pretty common side effect. i was scared myself after my second round but it was attributed to birth control 2bh
>>27564411
How many normies actually do this? Show me a normie with 10/10 skin who actually works for it and I'll show you a big fat liar
>no dairy (probably biggest thing you can do)
pseudoscience
>lots of water, no other drinks
sure most people with severe acne are not lazy and have been doing this for 5+ years at least you big fat normalfag
>lots of sleep
pseudoscience
>exercise
can actually make it worse if you're male
>cool/cold showers
you should be doing this anyway, but it doesn't make a difference if your water composition is shit
>evening showers rather than morning
pseudoscience
>rinse your face in the morning (just with cold water/wet cloth)
depends on your skin type
>eat less wheat, meat, sugar, and oil
pseudoscience, normies don't do this and their skin is fine, but when people with severe acne barely eat they still have bad skin
>remove stress from your life
wow so easy
>don't use accutane etc, it will do more harm than good long term
bullshit, just use it and stop suffering
>cashews and lemon juice can supposedly help (unsure if true)
>rubbing aloe vera on your skin can supposedly help (unsure if true)
KILL YOURSELF FOR BAITING ME THIS HARD
>>27564565
But bro if you slather your face in honey it totally works. Folk remedies XY and Z totally cure a chronic skin condition!
All of that is bullshit, Accutane is the only medication which can permanently cure cystic acne. It works permanently for 70% of people if you take the full dose.
>>27564275
TOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP LELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL How fucking retarded can one r9k poster be.
>>27564411
this makes me mad every time
yes your bait worked
>>27563400
http://www.npr.org/2014/11/17/364641109/researchers-suggest-ways-to-make-pill-swallowing-easier
>>27563400
>cut out all dairy/lactose from your diet, have absolutely none
>if that does nothing, start cutting out all gluten instead
You'd be amazed by how much of peoples acne is caused by what they eat.
>tfw had pretty bad acne in high school, not anything that scarred my face tho
>tfw face is clear for the random zit that goes away on it's own if i leave it alone
>if I fuck with it shit gets red and gross
Protip: if you feel a zit coming on, leave it alone until you clearly have a whitehead, if you fuck with it before shit just gets worse.
>>27563400
>be 39
>worse acne now then as teenager
>pay escort to pop them like my mom used to growing up
>mfw popping is her actual fetish and wants to go out.
>>27563400
I have the same problem :( I don't wear sun dresses in the summer or anything sleeveless. My junior prom dress was super nice but the bacne ruined the photos. Now I'm 22 and I still get flare ups
Want to know what works the best? Go to the beach often, the salt water and sub does wonders. Thankfully I live on an island so beaches are 20 minutes away
>>27563426
I couldn't digest Acutane either when I was a teenager. I literally ended up vomitting each time.
is acne that bad? never had much of an issue with that
>>27565141
That's probably the worst ass I've ever seen.
>>27564305
I just don't wash my face...or put a little witch hazel when I see something starting. My back is fucked though. Might try a wash with alcohol.
I'm on Acutane right now
side effects are gay as fuck
>>27565536
>I'm on Acutane right now
Did you ask your derm to prescribe you it?
>>27563400
I am on it right now, its been slightly morr than a month, the changes in my face are not that much, and my lips are almost always dry, and my skin is also dry
>mfw dying
>>27565574
It was offered. I pussied out once, so I decided to try this time (Been on since last December). It reduces it somewhat, but nothing reduced it more than when I went on vacation to Arizona.Worst flair zones are my shoulders.
I suspect the cause/main contributer of my Acne problem is Bad Water in the Northeast (Massachusetts), fucking corporate scum doesn't wanna pay to pipe quality water. (Arizona on the other hand had a severe water problem they resolved, and my skin was much better for the week I was down there)
