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>tfw you find out he's gay
Bump
How are you supposed to deal with this?
>tfw she finds out you're gay
>>27561105
>tfw he lives in canada
>other side of the world
>i love you david
>tfw you have a benis
>tfw you are only attracted to bad guys in fiction
HELP
>tfw bf doesn't slap my face and call me a whore, he can't treat lady like that he says
>tfw everyone thinks I'm gay
>tfw shes crazy
you are fuckin crazy and best lay around, hope to fuck more fembots in future
He's not, he's not interested in dating you.
>>27561827
Roose and ramsay are not the bad guys you stupid bitch
Roose will save the seven kingdoms from the others. ramsay will flay the flesh of the white walkers.
the Boltons are the true heroes of the series
>tfw will never know how it feels to be skinny and wanted by everyone
>>27562127
>wanted.
Yuck.
>>27562127
>that body
doot doot
>tfw no mentally ill self-hating fembot gf to love
>>27562127
>tfw you will never lift more than lmao1plate
>tfw you will never be big and wanted
>>27562951
roooooooo normo
>>27561105
Maybe I could make an exception if you post ur tits.
>tfw he tells hes gay after you start flirting with him
>starts ingoring you so you lay off
>he starts dating a much prettier girl 3 weeks later
Hold me familia
>>27563013
It's what you get for not being my gf
>>27562166
>>27562898
>>27562951
>tfw never be thin beautiful
all guys love skinny girls
>>27563036
INDIANA?
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Fembots don't deserve happiness
>>27563071
No, new york
>>27563059
Those skeletal features mmmmmm. Give the bitch a sword and shield and I would blow my load without coercion.
>>27563071
219 hereorginal senpai
>>27563238
Fuck off faggot kike
>>27563173
Dammit
>/at the point of misery where i probley would date a robot for a little while just to feel loved and pretty and not completely worthless as a female/
frig off slag
>>27563238
812. Hate this meth riddled hellhole.
>>27563262
post skype/emaiI anyway
>>27561105
>tfw fembot flirts with you
>she doing it painfully obvious
>keep distancing myself just not to break her heart
>>27563290
Im too shy for Skype. And i dont think posting my email would be a good idea on a mexican cheeze grating image forum. Some of you are shady, and im pretty self-defeatist and romanticly my own worst enemy.
But thank you. Im flattered.
>>27563449
Kill yourself then attentionwhore skank
>>27563449
[email protected]
Here's my throwaway
Make one of your own qt
>>27563449
No one gives a shit about e-mails
>>27563449
What's the story what's wrong with you exactly.
>>27562127
Absolutely anorexic
>>27563449
Use a burner email you skank
>tfw pointy nose with foward facing nostrils
>constantly trimming nosehair and cleaning with tissues to keep the little flaky bits of snot from being visible
>oneitis noticed me rubbing my nose with my thumb and loudly accuses me of picking my boogers
>flustered i shout at him AT LEAST I DONT HAVE A BABY DICK
>everyone thinks he has a little dick and he hates me now
>i didnt ever mean it but im too stuborn to apologize. I cant even look him in the eyes anymore. A dout an apology would even fix anything anyway
I want to crawl under the couch and die.
>>27563714
be my kike nose gf
>>27562127
that is fucking disgusting
origibnakfsdoakg
>>27563714
Big nose girls are my fetish pls be my gf
>>27563562
I suppose im cyborg enough by some of the brobots standards here. I have a job, a shitty place, and can take care of myself. But i just cant into basic prolonged social interactions. I can fake it but have no restraint when talking and the shittiest things just fall out of my mouth not even intentionally. Im not pretty either so years of being shunned, teased, and berated has done some damage. Im cynical and cant trust anybody. Im also strangely proud and have a habit of becoming aggressive when neverous or agitated so ive earned a reputation for being a bully. I long for affection but the ideal of getting close to people terrifies me.
Oh, im also camera shy. So not too much i guess.
>>27563903
Hey you sound like a bitch too wanna be friends
>>27563903
pIease be my gf shy qt ;_;
>>27562951
Tfw this what i was before i started lifting
Tfw lmao5plate deadlift, and still unwanted.
Don't fall into the trap brobot.
Daily reminder that the jizzard is best.
>>27564137
Zoidberg wizard get
>>27564137
>tfw im going to be a 30 year old female wizard next year
guess I should find out what school of magic to study
>wear a thong at work to muffle my farts
>tfw a guy walks through my ass cloud a gags cause yesterday egg salad sandwich and broccoli night
>>27564303
that's way too Iewd fembot
>>27564291
Study my dick insteadNice get
>>27564327
I know but its worth the giggle
>absolutely DEVILISH
>>27564374
>tfw no devilish BRAAAP gf to fart in my face
Women are fucking disgusting man. Except Hershlag. Only women I would fuck.
>>27563071
>>27563262
Why can't women even use memes correctly?
>hambeast tries to make a move
>tell her I prefer the company of men
every time
>>27564393
Oh no... Never in your face. But i would dutch oven you like a jew in a germany oven.
>tfw no qt314 skelly bf to overpower and torture with my gross habits
>>27564291
How/why? originalpost
>>27564603
I-I'm a skelly
>>27564488
Perhaps just newfags? Its getting closer to summer. Aint it spring break right now?
>>27563059
fat girl detected.
>>27564291
Doesnt that make you a witch?
>>27562127
I'm 90 pounds, almost full Skellington mode. I desperately wish I wasn't. I'm jealous of fat people. Fat people are actually more accepted in society now than anorexic people are
>tfw no cute gay boyfriend to cuck me and fuck men while I watch
>>27564889
I'II do it for you
>>27561105
It's a "faggot posts an anime girl and pretends to be a girl on r9k" episode
>>27564603
be my dutch oven gf pIs
>>27561105
Actually gay or you assume he is gay?
Personally girls end up thinking that I am gay when I'm not.
>>27564889
It's called being a Cuckquean ya dumb cunt.
Could we get some greentexts of fembots spilling their spaghetti? Im in the mood for a story
if fembots had the choice at birth of having a penis or vagina, which would you choose? just your genitals would be changed, nothing else, so you can be a girl with a penis or a regular girl
choose wisely
>lucky enough to have larger cup size
>cursed with underside breast ance and large areolas
>>27565252
can I pop your boob acne?
>>27565252
That's reaIIy cute though
>>27565272
I pop the fully cooked ones ever morning
>>27565304
On most good days it like pic related just small white and sometimes blackheads in every single pore with little irritation. But if im anywhere near my period i get super large inflamed whiteheads and its absolutely embarrassing. Theyre leaving acne scars too. Ill never be able to take off my bra in front of a man without the worry of him saying WTF CYSTIC ACNE BOOBS
>>27565710
You have cute breasts :3
>friend from work invites me over to watch movies with him because he has a cool setup to watch stuff for free
>end up falling asleep on him and drooling a lot because I had a long week
>tells me after that it was "kind of cute"
Does that mean I have a chance with him? Should I ask him out? Do guys like being asked out? I like him. He's nice to me.
>>27565710
do your boobs get like really sweaty or something
also post more pimple boob pics
>>27565763
It means you need to leave normo
>>27565763
yes fucking ask him out
he probably jerked off with your drool spit, at the very minimum he smelled it
>>27565776
Yeah. I do get sweaty at work, but i do make sure to keep them extra clean and switch bras often. But its only my boobs and inner thighs that get acne. My face, arms, and everywhere else are perfectly clear.
>>27565848
Will you be my gf and let me pop your little zits
>>27561867
I suspect women thing this about me as well. Mostly because I don't bother to try anymore.
>>27564889
>tfw no obscure anime watching fembot gf that probably has personality disorders
posting this every day until i die tbqhwyf
>>27565833
>he probably jerked off with your drool spit, at the very minimum he smelled it
That's even more disgusting than the fact I was drooling in the first place.
>>27565976
Get out normy sIut
>>27565252
>underside breast ance
Isn't that caused by having sagging boobs? When you sweat under there it'll make zits and shit.
Try putting some talcum powder under those boobies.Just talcum all over your tits, bby.
Try it, though.
>>27565976
why? if you like him why wouldn't you want him to masturbate with your spit?
>>27566024
I think it's more the smelling it that weirds me out. That's not a thing people do, is it?
>>27565252
Are you sleeping with your bra on? If so, stop.
>>27566041
Fuck off disgusting norman whore
>>27566005
I know that stretched skin opens up the pores more, but im not too saggy. Have drooped a little since weight loss but nothing more than an inch.
Doesnt talcum and baby powder cause cancer?
>>27561827
roose isn't a bad guy, his son is
>>27566044
Nope. Sleep nekid. Its comfier that way.
>>27565252
Iocation fembot?
are you nice
>>27566041
kek, idk
if some girl drooled on me while cuddling... I'd probably take a whiff the next day. plus the shirt would smell like a girl with perfumes and stuff
basically that shirt should never be washed again because girl smell
>tfw sent over a hundred messages and no reply
Why do guys ignore people?
>>27566087
>Doesnt talcum and baby powder cause cancer?
I bloody well hope not.
>>27565976
You can sleep in my lap.
>>27566131
>received no messages whatsoever
I don't care normie
>>27561105
>tfw you tell here you are gay cause you don't want to date her
>>27566115
In absolute truth, i am
>>27563714
>>27563903
Ive been bored and monitering this thread for a while. Not really nice, just tolerable enough that nobodys tried to kill me yet i guess.
Now that i think about it, this is the most ive "socialized" all week.
>>27566131
please message me instead
>>27566214
>In absolute truth, i am
Do you like to cuddle and watch bad movies :3
>>27566147
I usually prefer to sleep in my bed, thanks. Sometimes I kind of just drift off.
>>27562127
Thanks Mr. Skellington
Is anyone here in their mid 20s or older?
I turn 23 soon and it makes me truly unhappy because I have accomplished so little besides getting a meme degree and Ihave no bf. Almost all of my friends are either married, engaged or in multiple year LTRs now.
Does life get better? Is there any hope?
>>27566397
Be my gf then
What's your meme degree?
>>27566397
I'm 29,nah doesn't get better
you can be my gf though and we can be losers together
>>27566417
Communications. I'm placing my bet on that.
>>27566397
You have the typical female experience nowadays. Blame feminism and the collapse of traditionalism. You also might be raped by a Muslim so there's that.
>>27566444
Trips confirm it'll work out
be my sucessful gf
>>27566496
LOL what, Christ kid. Stop grasping at straws and being desperate.
>>27566647
>kid
Go back to rebbit
>>27566397
>in multiple year LTRs
Yeah but that ain't shit. If it's gone 2 years without you moving in together, then it's not going to work out.
>>27566697
Couples that move into together prior to marriage are more likely to divorce than ones that don't
Cohabitation is degenerate shit
>>27566397
I'm going to be 28 in a few weeks and I'm a khv woman. Obviously fat. I had a fucked up childhood, dropped out of school in 10th grade and got a crappy job at a young age. I became so fat that even though I've lost most of the weight, I'm probably always going to be alone because my body is absolutely disgusting.
But I imagine life will get better for you and most here. You have friends and 23 is still young.
>>27566814
Post qt stretch marks
>>27566706
But they would likely live locally or get married earlier on?
Local being less than an hour journey apart. Ideally even less.
>>27561613
>tfw live in canada
>no girl from the other side of the world to love me
>>27566397
I'm 24 and I can't stop wondering where have my best years gone and how have I failed so bad at achieving anything.
The thing that upsets me the most though, more than anything else, is that soon my parents will have to come to terms with the fact they won't be seeing me getting married or having any grandchildren from me. I'd hate to disappoint them, but I just can't get it
>>27561105
>madotsuki
>superficial cuts
Attention whore clearly
>gay
Good for him. If a fembot thought she could get him. He's way way better of.
>>27567018
be my wife and have kids with me
>>27567018
Girls can just go to sperm banks. It's bit trickier for guys.
You can probably try to knock up some slut but you won't be raising the kid. And there's no guarantee you'll be able to prove it's yours.
>>27566834
They're not qt and even though I lost most of the weight (well, more like 2/3 of the weight), I still do have a lot to go.
I don't mind showing them off anyway if people want to see how fugged up your skin can get.
>>27567211
hnnng
Perfect belly gf
>>27567211
Sick
Post more
>>27567224
Not really. You can't tell from this, but my fat grew in a way where it folds over my navel. It's from wearing pants that were too tight when I was little.
>>27567211
wew dat belly pls be my gf
>>27566397
>tfw turning 25 in june
>tfw hhkv with no friends
>tfw thinking about how much you want to move to somewhere quiet, close to the mountains, etc but it's unlikely you'll be able to put your cs/maths degree to use in such an environment
>>27567211
Redhead. I would ride the hole off you.
>>27567268
Cute :3
Would love to give you a belly rub
Looking for a gf that likes anime. Applications to the left, don't rush all at once ladies.
>>27567246
>>27567286
>>27567310
>>27567329
You guys are flipping crazy.
...But at least I know I can go into those belly girl threads and perhaps nab a bf in the future after I lose a little more weight.
>>27566397
>Is anyone here in their mid 20s or older?
I'm 23 and I haven't completed a degree. My degree is 3 years along and I'm currently on sick leave. Have no debt though.
My hope is that I get fit enough that I'l be considered OK even at 30.
>>27567461
You can nab a bf right now :^)
>>27567211
>girl shows belly full of stretch marks
>4 suitors already
>guy works his ass to change his apperance
>zero interest
fuck this world. I'm out.
>>27567461
I would easily gf you right now baby
>>27567461
>>27567484
They're just thirsty for an easy fuck.
>>27567211
Jesus and I thought my stretchmarks were bad.
Cut your nails you look like a woman.
>>27567211
tBh I really don't give a shit about stretch marks, those aren't even that bad
>>27567211
In the most non-creepy way, can you post another pic of your hair. Really like it for some reason.
Redheads who are perfect just please my tunnel snake.
Girls, is there any chance i will ever get a girl if i want to be the one who is courted? I guess i'm feminine in the way that what i desire is a person who desires me. This is all that makes me attracted to another person, if i can feel that she wants me and later loves me. It worked 1 1/2 times but now i'm on a 7 years nogf streak (27).
>>27567506
>baby
Kill yourself autist
>>27567484
No shit guys have no interest in it
Go post in a fag thread if you want a million replies to suck your cock
>>27567571
/lgbt/ is just couple boards away
>>27564137
>tfw everyone thinks those stains are shit stains.
>>27567651
I'm not homo
>>27567211
ey bb I'm handsome and I gotta big dick I'm down
>>27567571
>is there any chance i will ever get a girl if i want to be the one who is courted?
Guy here.
It's unlikely but if your single status is well known and you're very social it can actually happen if you're attractive enough.
But even then girls usually just want your number/want to give their number. It's rare for them to ask you out on a date like that. They just report their interest. Guess if you're feminine enough they might view it differently.
>>27567461
Yep. It's literally that easy to be a girl.
No excuses.
fembots should post pics of their dildo and vibrators
>tfw your dad is starting to see you as more than just a daughter
Soon, marriage and babies.
>tfw i corrupted three innocent, submissive fembots with daddy issues into complete whores
>they are complete sluts now and its my fucking fault
>feel like puking whenever i think about what i've done
I should kill myself
>>27567978
My dick demands you tell us more.
>>27566696
Stop begging everyone to be your girlfriend. No grown adult man would fucking do this and seeing how many underage faggots I run into on this board, most of you are just teens with hormones and they don't know how to cope.
>>27566087
>Doesnt talcum and baby powder cause cancer?
Internally it fucks you up but externally I think it's OK. But even if it causes cancer, something has to kill you, may as well be something which allows you to comfortably express your sexuality.
Also nothing really "causes" cancer in that sense. There is always a baseline risk of developing cancer; some things (seemingly almost everthing) increase this risk somewhat but it's usually such a minor thing and it's not possible to know what all carcinogens are. Bras might be carcinogenic. Laptops. Smartphones. Water. It's not worth worrying about unless it's something with a big risk (like massive amounts of radiation) and little reward (like smoking).
>>27567995
if they're sluts now it just means they were sluts all along
real women don't become sluts
>>27568089
Real women cuck secretly and then divorce with you.
>tfw her finding out you were gay leads to a better friendship because she doesn't see you as an orbiter.
life is coming up faggot.
>>27567978
>tfw your daddy looks at cute teenage girls all the time but he won't look at his own daughter
Why are dads so clueless?
>>27568083
>something which allows you to comfortably express your sexuality
What a slutty way to phrase it. You could have said something which makes you more comfortable or something that helps with your confidence and self-esteem. But you chose to say "express your sexuality".
You massive slut.
>>27567995
I did the same thing once.
I was 18, and I used a beautiful Innocent lonely girl for sex. She was bullied out of jealousy. She looked like a petite version of Eva Green.
Dumped her literally out of boredom and left her alone.
Became a huge whore after that.
I actually apologized to her around college, and she broke down weeping. Like the screaming whaling type, and did those pitiful forearm punches.
The worst day of my life.
>>27568170
if I rape a qt women and wait some 14 years, will I have a guaranteed daddy issues qt gf?
>>27568134
I'm a fucking white male, not a fembot desu.
Fembot Skype Group
>no beta cucks
>only ugly grills
>no white previlege
https://join.skype.com/zFLDhyacDGZv
>>27568275
>no white privilege
Well fuck you too.
>>27568275
>>>/tumblr/
Might want to head that way with that garbage. This isn't your turf.
>>27568275
TUMBLR LEAVE NOW
>>27568170
I did worse things to them than just pump & dump them since I have massive sadistic urges when it comes to anything sex-related.
Anyway I cut all contacts long time ago and have no idea where they are now. There will be no apology or any kind of closure for me whatsoever.
>tfw lucky as fuck and have nice bf
>tfw upset at my boyfriend for incredibly stupid reasons
>tfw depression is at least partly to blame
>tfw I could have the world and this mental illness would still make me want to die
It's never getting better from here.
>>27568379
>I did worse things to them than just pump & dump them since I have massive sadistic urges when it comes to anything sex-related
Please elaborate anon. I'm interested in your methods.
>>27568398
It's not depression it's woman's nature to be self destructive.
>>27568198
And? A slut is a slut, regardless of gender.
women are generally sluts anyways
pic related
>>27568312
Be my girlfriend, Ri-san.
>tfw poop is always mushy when on period
>tfw have to wipe over and over again to get rid of shit and blood stains
>tfw cramps
>tfw actually see people posting from indiana
>and even a fembot
>it was 5 hours ago
I really don't like this state, shit.
>>27561105
>tfw tell every girl that has asked me out since my first rejection that I'm gay
I like to hold grudges.
>>27567551
It's just that they faded a lot over time. Pretty much my entire body is stretchmarks from my shoulders to my knees though. There's also copious amounts of loose skin and my breasts sag terribly on top of that.
When I'm telling people I was even fatter and lost a lot of weight, I'm talking over 135 lbs and I still have 50-70 lbs more here, so it's only going to get worse.
>>27567569
I'm not actually a redhead, but do get mistaken for one online. My hair often ends up having a reddish tint in indoor lighting and more of a blonde look in natural light.
Took a while to decide on posting, but I realized the only people I know are from the site and most of what I do is post weight loss progress on different boards.
>>27568659
Surprised you responded, thanks. Your hair is very pretty.
>>27567211
Don't worry about stretch marks, sometimes you can't help it. I was 5'8" leaving highschool and by the time I graduated university, I was 6'1" and have the stretch marks on my back to prove it. Shit sucks, not everyone is perfect. The best way to diminish them is sunligh, i.e. tanning. They are less noticeable with darker skin, you don't need to go crazy, but if they really bother you, just a shade darker wont hurt and may infact even help
>>27568659
>>27568799
Same dude, but didn't realize how much weight you have lost. That honestly is incredible. Keep it up!
One of my close friends last summer lost 50+ pounds (literally stopped eating and only drank water). He looked so different from when I last saw him. He is a freaking stick now (120 pounds at 5,10), and is having eating problems. He also got a new style and dresses like a hipster and is talking/watched a movie with a grill.
>>27568659
Ur doing good. Keep at it. Psyche problems are worse than appearance imo and are the limiting factor in getting a mate.
femanons post google pics of the panties you are wearing right now pls
>>27568407
ok but im not a native english speaker so take that into consideration
They were master+pet relationships only with lots of abuse set on destroying their self-esteem, making them more dependant on me and isolating them from family (though I didn't perceive it like that back then). I made them call me Sir or Master.
I always mixed physical and mental torture because it gave me the biggest power rush possible and it messed with their heads hard, turns out you can condition a person however you like if you are fucked up enough. I definietly was when I was turned on. I tortured their clits and nipples daily and stretched their asses. Made them drink mine and their own piss and obviously cum and pussy/ass juices. I slapped them a lot, made them walk everywhere without underwear (including their own homes while their families were there) and sexualized their mothers. Constant namecalling and humilitation (I barely used their names, mostly just insults like slut, whore, cunt etc.). I told them they will be my whores forever and that they are just my toys I use to relieve myself and they believed it eventually. They said it makes them happy, I literally owned them. By the end of it they all begged me to train their mothers too and I think this was the worst thing I've done (it also made me the most horny I ever was) but after that point I always got bored and dumped them.
Honestly there is simply nothing to say, I ruined them and myself.
>>27563714
He is retarded for pointing that out and not interested in you but you are even more retarded for having that be your go to rebuttle.
>>27569090
Thank you anon. That's quite an experience i'd have to say. Did you started by little or you went into master/pet thing from the start of relationship?
>tfw no hiphop lovin gf
>tfw stranded on a normie island where everyone is obsessed with libcuck meme magic music
>tfw i just wanna skate on a phat rim yukon with my honey
e n d m y s u f f e r i n g
>>27569277
Right away into it, I'm unable to have a normal relationship. It fucking scares me because I also have zero self-esteem and a deep inferiority complex since childhood.
>>27569393
>deep inferiority complex
So it like switches in relationship? Like compensation?
>>27568802
I hear so many stories of guys and gals who end up getting some from growth spurts or even lifting weights, which is a real bummer. /fit/ has mentioned tanning can help before, but I burn so easily just by being in the sun for 15 minutes that I'll deal with them ha. It's more the feeling than the look that bothers me though because I have some very deep ones in certain places and it can actually be quite sensitive.
>>27568930
Thanks a bunch, anon andres!
I feel bad for your friend though. 120 lbs at 5'10 is quite a bit underweight for the average guy from what I've seen and dieting in a way where you stop eating and only drink water sounds like absolute hell...I must say that's a huge amount of willpower to pull off. I was worried about something like that myself, so I did my best to form a proper relationship with food and learn about nutrition rather than going balls to the wall. I hope your buddy is able to work things out with food and find a nice balance.
>>27568957
Thank you as well! This is another thing I'll end up having to work on as well as they kind of go hand in hand when it comes with massive weight loss. The mental part has proven to be ten times tougher to deal with than the actual weight loss, unfortunately.
>>27561105
>be me 22yo femanon
>meet qt bi girl
>hang out with girl a couple of months
>girl confesses she likes me
>did not like her back then so did not do anything
>develop feelings after hanging out a couple more months
>she starts dating a guy
>tfw regret not taking my chance
>tfw she still makes suggestive jokes
>tfw want her so badly
>>27569434
For me, definietly. Their complete devotion and lust (maybe even love) made it possible for me to have these relationships, because I knew they would never betray me or even look at me wrong. I'm ultra sensitive to other people emotions and can't take any anger or criticism.
They were sort of self-loathing and like I said had daddy issues from the very beggining mind you, that's what made them attracted to me on the net in the first place and why they wanted to meet after the texting period. I was abusive from the first time I wrote to them.
>>27568275
>tfw I'm in this group and nobody ever talks
feelsbad
>>27569601
>I was abusive from the first time I wrote to them.
which is why there was no chance for having a normal relationship in the first place, might I add
Shit Thread
Sage and Robloxx
>>27564303
are you the one spamming BRRRAAP threads?
>>27563903
same here.. ditched all my "friends" because its not worth cringing at the thigns ive said after.
literally after every social interaction, for the whole day, think back at what i said and cringe at everything i said. sucks
>tfw you find out he's gay
"Aww why are all the good men gay"
>tfw you find out she's gay
"Check your fucking privilege you homophobic shitlord, you'd turn any woman gay you disgusting pig."
>>27569627
the owner of it comes here to brag every so often that it's great
>>27566945
>tfw no canadian bf to love me till the day i die
> you realize there's not a single pussy-bearing human being in this thread
>>27562946
Where from?? Pls be melbourne
>>27566131
they ignore just you, not people in general desu senpai
>>27571597
pussy probably doesn't even actually exist, "women" are just guys dressed up in skirts as some sort of an elaborate joke on me
How chubby is too chubby for a guy? Women just get prettier with weight, but i feel like unless a guy looks like Micheal Phelps he's never going to be considered attractive. I've been losing weight and gaining a ton of muscle, but the flab just won't go away.
>>27572883
It depends on a lot of things like where the fat is distributed. I've seen guys who are pretty hefty end up with pretty girls because they still have a cute face, nice hair and act confident.
I think the biggest thing is a lot of chubby guys don't seem to take care of their looks at all with disgustingly unkempt facial hair and slobbish clothes that don't fit well.
>>27572883
>women just get prettier with weight
You're kidding me right?
>>27561613
sode
do fembots shave, trim, or full bush it?
>>27573075
To a degree, yeah. As long as they've a good personality and take care of themselves.
I'm a sucker for girls though.
>>27573140
It seemed like you were implying that you were implying fat chicks etc. but I'm pretty tired so yeah. A bit of meat is fucking amazing though to be sure.
>>27571820
US
Y-You can come here if you want though
>tfw no one in this thread is an actual female
tfw you write an incredibly dope beat
hey maybe life's worth living
>>27573279
vocaroo dope beat
I want to hear a fembot sing
>think I'm over oneitis
>look at oneitis again
>nope.jpg
>the hell begins again
>>27573328
I'll be your new oneitis, Cassie.
>>27571820
>>27573205
>tfw too late for mentally ill qt
>>27566095
He's in Stannis' way. He's a bad guy
>>27573960
Stannis should kill himself
>>27563059
faces_of_meth.jpg
>>27573960
Stannis is gone honey, that's what that child burning piece of shit gets
long live house Bolton
>>27574115
writers of the show are hacks
>>27574166
yea well at this point the books are irrelevant because grrm is a fat lazy fuck face
>>27574166
Sounds like a bitchboy to me
>>27564137
rolling for storm or bee wizard
>>27561867
This is the absolute fucking worst
>tfw you thought the person you're talking to could lead to something but find out he's engaged
I don't think I'll ever be more than tits and ass to a guy. Why can't I be the one someone wants to marry? What makes all these other ugly stupid bitches so special? Every single time its dead end after dead end. guess it's just a sign I should focus on other things until I die alone.
>>27574939
>coming to the place where any guy would date her to complain about being unable to find a single guy
>>27574187
grrm actually writes as fast as J.K. Rowling in terms of words per day
It's just he has a bad habit of overpromising
>be robot
>shitposting tonight
>random girl messages me on Skype
>haven't talked to her in over a year, don't recognize her Skype ID
>start talking again
>she's being all forward and saying she has feelings for me
>last I remember, she was a lesbian
>sends me a pic of herself out of the blue
>top tier Asian qt
>says some more cute stuff and apologizes for disappearing
>says she's had family problems and is a failed lesbian
>ask her why
>she says she's too flat and forward
>my 2 requirements
>says some more cute stuff
>make her tell me whether or not she's just fucking with me right now
>she's not
>sends more pics and the qt is literally killing me
>says goodnight
>says she loves me
>tells me to come online tomorrow
Is this a fembot?
Fembots always say how they approach guys and they turn them down.
I've never had a girl approach me like this. Ever.
Can a fembot help me know if this is what your kind does?
>>27561105
fembots don't exist
/thread
>>27561105
Please don't associate mado with your cancer.
>>27566397
I'm 22, would you be my gf?
>>27576403
^ this. reported plus sage goes in all fields
>>27576601
>'Anonymous'
>"sage goes in all fields"
>>27561105
There are like 3 type of people on this thread:
fembots
guys who got burned by fembots
lurkers
>>27576612
>2016
>not understanding a meme
fuck off, newfag
>>27576687
Not a single fembot exists anon
>>27576721
>2017-1
>being rused
shiggy
>>27576732
fuck off, newfag.
newfagblox
>>27576757
r u s e d
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>>27564137
TIme to go rolling witht he wizards
>>27576397
>family problems
she probably remembered you had a job or something and needs a beta to leech off of cause her family is kicking her out or something
and she'll most likely fuck around on the side if this is the case
but hey if its with chicks you'll probably get the occasional threesome, just you won't get to fuck her nearly as much as she will fuck other people
bumping this shit meme thread
>>27576721
It's you who don't understand the fucking meme. When you say sage in all fields you're ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO PUT IN THEM IN ALL OF THE FIELDS
>Be me
>Average to above average looking
>Relatively interesting, has actual hobbies and interests
>fucking hate everyone and everything
>tfw living like a robot
I lost the weight, fixed my skin, got nicer clothes and a new attitude. It changes nothing.
>tfw no weed smoking, cocksucking, fit gf to go on hikes and get in shape with
>>27577732
I know that feel senpai, normal people are still shit even after being able to converse with them and not sperg out. They are just so fucking boring and the worst part is that girls are only ever at the center of normie groups because people talk to them and they dont actually have to have much of a personality at all to be the center of attention, but if you ever try and talk about deeper things with them they have no opinions on anything.
I've met i think 5 girls in my life that actually had a personality and one of them had asbergers and all were not part of regular society.
>>27573328
what do you like about him so much`?
>>27561867
>tfw everyone thinks I'm gay too
>Just shy around grills and gave up on talking to them
>tfw people tell me my laughter sounds evil
>>27576881
That's what I thought at first. But
>I'm in Canada and she's in Florida
>she's 2.5 years older than me
>I'm still in school and she graduated
