>tfw you never had a single friend in your whole life except God
>>27560897
>except God
>implying that imaginary friends don't count
They do count.
>>27560897
Friends help each other find gfs. God hasn't helped me find a gf ever. NOT my friend.
R-rasputin? You're alive?
I walked into a church the other week and sat for an hour, even lit a candle expecting divine inspiration.
I felt nothing.
>>27560897
Our Father,
Who art in heaven.
Hallowed be Thy Name;
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven
>>27561214
you forgot to say Amen you piece of camel shit
>>27561310
It ain't done yet. I was waiting for someone to finish it
>>27561337
It's too late brother. Enjoy your eternal torment brother.
>>27561214
Give us this day our daily bread
And forgive us our trespassers
as we forgive those who trespass against us
>except god
>god
religionfags
>>27561429
>not god
What are you, an atheist? Get out of my imageboard.
>>27560897
>tfw God gave you autism and a heart deformation that could take you any day
I don't even have God as a friend
>>27561214
Sorry pal don't know it in English
>>27560897
so zero friends then
>>27561372
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
Amen
