So when are /cgl/ going to become our gfs?
I don't know about gfs but I would gladly be their beta orbiter and buy them burando and pay for their con expenses for a chance to smell their dirty socks after a long day at the con.
>>27559936
go whisper to some dogs instead you fucking creep
>>27559978
I have feelings and they hurt when you call me that!
;.;
if you ask them they will say never
but I guarantee some of them browse here, /soc/, and /fit/ hoping to pick up the better looking ones to fix up
Do they like autistic Asian men with disposable income?
>>27560128
>disposable income?
yes they do
>>27560149
I got that! Where can I find my cgl gf?
*displays beta bux*
Look at all this money I am wasting at restaurants and massage parlors, absolutely awful.
>>27560191
You tell me Geneva
>>27560001
Would it hurt your feelings if the girl you orbit made you lick her Chad bf's cum from her vagina? What if she forced you to masturbate to videos of Chad having sex with her? What if she locked your dick in a chastity cage because it's gross and should never be used by anyone and used you as a bed warming dakimakura to cuddle at night? What if she told you about the sexual encounters she had at the con and hugged you tight and thanked you for being such an amazing emotional bf? Would your feelings be hurt?
>>27560226
Yes please. No, I look good in a skirt, thigh highs and in some make up.
I got Chad's number saved under my favorite people group.
>>27560275
Are you sure you're qualified to serve a /cgl/ princess?
>>27560531
She can dress me up in her old Lolita and lock my tiny penis in a chastity cage. I would cook and clean and give her back rubs and beat up Chad if he is mean to her.
When /cgl/ can come to peace with their attention whoring ways and realize that they don't need 50 people's eyes on them and only need one persons eyes.
Bitches be crazy. Cosplay girls in general are crazy but /cgl/ is like the ones that actually should be in a mental ward.
When they become girls, never
>>27560564
What if she forced you to lick Chad's cum off her feet while he watched and called you a cuck? Surely your feelings would be hurt and you would put and end this relationship, right?
>>27560643
So... never? Well this is depressing.
>>27560872
Some might repent, most likely not. There is always a chance.
I'm a skinny guy and I think I have a /cgl/ orbiter, don't want to say anymore in case she sees this thread.
>>27560849
No, I would gladly lick her bull's cum off her princess feet if she even hinted that is her desire.
Cosplayers are amongst the worst kind of females
>>27561581
They like anime and shit.
>>27560643
>realize that they don't need 50 people's eyes on them and only need one persons eyes
That is all women, though. There's a reason why women are not wired for monogamy.
>tfw /cgl/ and /r9k/ people are perfect for each other but will never get together
>tfw no qt /cgl/ cosplayer gf
>tfw I know it will never happen, can see where it might go wrong and still want it
>>27561667
>There's a reason why women are not wired for monogamy.
Damn... only beta males can be monogamous you're right.
>>27560849
All of that would really hurt my feelings a lot, but I would probably accept it for the right girl.
>>27559773
>you will never have a qt cosplayer gf rub her vulva on your face until it's just a sloppy mess of love juices
>you will never pin her down afterwards and penetrate her warm wet folds with slow deep thrusts as you lose your virginity in lustful bliss
>you will never invade her womb with thick loads of sperm while she quivers and moans in ecstasy
>>27561063
Surely she would cross the line if she told you to suck Chad's dick and to swallow his cum. It would certainly make you snap out of your trance!
>>27562705
>tfw no Anna cosplayer to call it "watashi no ai no juusu"
>>27562738
What's your Skype? I want to talk to you about things.
>>27562886
Wah~ what are we going to do on the skype?
>tfw too ugly and fat to be a lolita
Wait, scratch that, /cgl/ is fucking depressing. They're 120% normal.
>>>/cgl/8939562
>>27562886
>swooping in after I do the legwork
>>27562738
I would do it for her and love every second of it.
>>27563915
Most cons and gaming vidya tournies are full of normies.
Hell you will find normies even at mlp conventions.
