Can you foresee ANY scenario that will lead to you losing your virginity/having a gf in the next 5 years?
>>27558197
I'd say it's not impossible for me, but unlikely.
26 year old KHHV NEET, but my parents have been pressuring me to get a job, so if I can manage that, I guess there's a small chance I might meet a woman who would like me.
>Tfw you hangout with your oneitis and really hit it off but you were to much of a pussy to tell her you always liked her similar to your high school days
I tried messaging her on snapchat but she hasn't viewed my messages.
>>27558197
rape
original tendies
>>27558197
A scenario in which a yandere falls for me and rapes me after I get fit at college. I guess?
>>27558197
Haha no.
Thank fuck.
If prostitution were to become legal I might give it a try. Other than that no. Women just seem like way too much hassle, plus I probably couldn't get one even if I wanted to.
Yeah
But that would require work and dedication on my part, so that's not gonna happen
>>27558197
Nope
I don't talk to enough people or do enough social activities. I suck at both anyway, and I never see this changing, my charisma stat is probably around 0.
No, I really don't. I am a NEET.
On the bright side. I got muh Autsmbux today. I might go with the bux to a night lady. But I won't.
At least I have cash money.
I suppose I could get an escort or something.
I can't envision a scenario where a woman would have sex with me for free.
>>27558197
>Can you foresee ANY scenario that will lead to you losing your virginity
Yes, but it involves sticking my dick in crazy and I'm not up for that.
I'm going to uni then have a study abroad in Asia. At the very least I can pay for some Yakuza prostitute.
Only possible way I can lose my virginity is pic related
>>27558888
You better get laid in asia. I hear even the most beta robots can
>>27558960
I'm a turbo manlet so my only advantage being white is gone. At the least I'll be /fitso I can hope.
I can't for about one year because I am still an ugly loser in community college but if I keep on the track I'm on I'll be fit and in a real university again in a year
although I don't think losing it there is for certain but I figure those two years will be my best shot
>>27558197
maybe i'll get raped
Nope. Don't even have a gun to kill myself with.
>>27558197
>anon moves to bigger city
>start college
>be autistic as shit until new crush comes up
>finds shyness cute
>has a lot in common with me
>we are in the same course so we see us often
>i ask her, she asks me because we aren't this kind of student who passes with a minimum effort
>get her number
>i see her profile pic with her boyfriend
>kill myself
When i have my A-Level i don't want to repeat my errors of the past. This new beginning could be a new but the last chance i have before i evoolve into an archmage
>>27559048
With that mindset you can get single mom's for sure right?
Reee fucking roastie get outttt REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27559192
Why would a single mom want me? I'm a 190lbs 6'3", unemployed, community college student, who lives with his parents, hasn't had friends in over two years, and spends all his free time watching anime or playing autistic video games and masturbating to 2D girls
Surely they're looking for someone who can provide or be a father figure for the kids?
Or do you mean three years down the road?
>>27559391
I just mention single moms because they are the low hanging fruit.
Down the line in three years you will have a job and can provide.
Just keep on going.
If I actually tried, sure. Not sure I see the point when masturbation exists though.
>>27559476
Never had sex but I doubt it compares to onahole+really good hentai+drugs
Holding a living breathing body may be nice but you also have to think about the girl's pleasure which would probably cancel that out pretty much.
I'll be 24 this year, I'll likely graduate next year and, if what I've been told about my degree(mathematical engineering) is true, I should land a good job and thus be able to live in my place and have a car.
If I start taking more care of myself and lifting, I will probably get some attention at least from some women(I'm not too bad looking and I've see worst looking guys with women).
I've been also working a bit on my social skills so I might not come up entirely autistic.
I'd say that if things go as planned I might have a good 60%-70% chance of losing my virginity and getting close to someone in the next 6 years.
Worst case scenario, I'd say 20%-30% chance.
>>27559650
>Gay
Oh yeah, I bet you'll be losing your virginity very soon
I live in a Muslim country, plus I'm ugly and not /fit/. Maybe if I try hard enough and work on myself, I think could make it happen in 5 years though.
>>27559650
mathematical engineering?
Niice
>>27558197
I have a bad case of baby dick, so nope. Even if a woman wanted me badly, my dick would be physically useless.
the only way any of you will ever be able to have sex with a person is if you molest kids. no one wants that or you, so kill yourselves please.
>>27559854
Jeanie you meanie.
>>27558197
There's only 1 girl I talk to on a regular basis. I'm starting to really fall for her, but I have no idea how she feels about me. It has me super anxious and scared. Honestly, I was happier when there was no girl in my life. At least I didn't have any false hope then
>>27558197
Yes but they all involve me getting a new job, a new place to live, a new desire to acquire gf, and a new motivation to perform each and every one of these acts.
So the percentage chances are not high.
I guess I could make a list and try to check these off but I don't really care in the end.
>>27558197
not if i stay at home everyday like i do now
i just wanna live life
i could go see an escort right now if i wanted to lose it
but other than that no, i don't see it happening normally
No. I think there is no chance for that. I'll be close to 30 then and no girl will have ever liked me by then either.
Some details about me might change but i'll always be the same person and i am just completely undesirable.
Getting fit or getting a good job or shit like that would change nothing for me.
Senpai why not just buy a hooker? The other option if you have no money is to go on craigs and fuck a guy in the ass, its very easy to do and its 100% chance you will stick ya dick in a warm hole, if thats not your thing just have a guy suck you off you can watch strait porn to get it going and let him finish you
>>27560848
Shut the fuck up Erik
>>27558197
As long as rape exists there will be always an opportunity
>>27561571
Prostitution is horrible in my country. It's extremely expensive, the hookers are ugly and the police work hard to catch you.
I'll only consider that if i visit some other country, most countries close to mine have much better prostitution.
>>27561618
Where are you from? I think some of those asian island wouldnbe good to visit for hookers, cheap and lots of them
>>27561606
You would be to scared to even try and commit a rape, even if you did and tried she or he would fucking rek you
>>27561791
Sweden.
I can't afford to go to Asia but maybe Germany or Denmark if I get a job. I have been to Thailand twice but it was with family.
>>27558197
Not a virgin and have slept with 19 different girls before. One was black and I regret.
>Ugly
>Skinny fat
>Rapidly approaching wizardhood
>Don't have a job
>Don't have any friends
>Family hate me
>Haven't spoken to anyone in over a month
Fingers crossed senpai.
