I know I'm not the only one here who has a teddy bear.
This is Eric.
He travels with me because he's done so since I were born. He is well in to consistency.
Here he is sitting in front of a picture of himself at a racecourse.
Whenever I fly somewhere, he gets his own seat.
Not only does he keep me company, he prevents normies from sitting next to me.
>autism so divine
He's pretty cool with screaming toddlers too.
This one time when we were flying from the east, there was this bawling piece of shit. SO I got the mother to look at him and Eric did his "shut the fuck up" dance.
And what do you know? The brat shut the fuck up.
It must have seen in him what I saw 30 years ago.
Eric is so cool.
So I've introduced Eric...
Who are the other teddy bears of /r9k/?
If this is real then I tip my fedora.
Do you actually buy Eric a ticket or what?
Genuinely impressed.
This is Snoopy. Just never got round to tossing him out I guess.
>>27557369
>TFW no lifelong stuffed animal companion
Why live
Dude...that's fucking awesome. And your bear is really nice.
I'm going to buy one for myself and do the same. Just to reasure no normie will talk to me. I'm going to get a Paddington bear for myself.
>>27557876
Snoopy looks like a cool dude.
Obviously Eric can't get tickets in his name because he doesn't have a passport. So my mum books a seat next to mine and then she no-shows. Eric takes the place and any would be seat-wanderers tend to avoid me because who want's to sit next to a grown man with a teddy?
>>27557984
You don't know what you're missing.
It is the closest relationship you can have.
If anything bad ever happened to Eric, I would probably kill somebody to make things even.
Bunch of low test faggots.
>>>/lgbt/
>>27557369
This is the saddest thread I've seen for a while.
>>27557369
This is my little teddy OP
>>27558059
Eric and I thank you :)
>>27558153
He's adorable but he's a live animal.
Live animals die before you do :(
>>27558082
Holy fuck
Please please please be real.
This is brilliant!
>>27558143
Were you here for that guy who lost his virginity by being raped by a trap?
I think that is the standard for sad. Even for here.
Does anybody have the screencap for that BTW?
I've lost mine.
I pick up stuffed animals for my gf when I'm on holiday.
Now we're broken up they live with me. They're pretty chill guys.
>>27558413
They're adorable!
>>27558413
That's a swell looking bunch.
Do they have names?
>>27558413
Haha fucking cuck, get fucked normie.
>>27558504
They do. Mirimoo the owl, Rodriguez the frog, Val the Valentines devilbear and Frederick the sheep
>>27558564
It's okay anon. You don't have to be angry. Someone will love you too someday.
