First one to get Dylan or Eric is their reincarnation
Rolling for Adam Lanza
Check out of Christopher Poole
>>27554957
>Not rolling for Elliot
sieg
>>27555075
>Rogers
Holy shit
>>27555075
You were close my friend. Except your last name has an "s".
>>27554957
You do realize this is impossible right? I'm pretty sure all these names are being generated from existing google+ accounts.
>I will never play world of war craft with anders breivik.
Whoever gets Derek will be their fused creation.
Dylan, eric or rodger please
>>27555124
>Tim Flores
>>27554957
dylan is not here
>>27554957
Rolling for Eric
>>27554957
Fuck it
Orijinale Coment tbqh senpai
Ok please lads
>>27555098
>Geneva Roach
Interesting, I didn't know Turkey was involved in the convention
COCAINE
PIPE BOMBS
PROPANE
NIKONS
Ayo hol up
Time to gun down some normies
>>27554957
So you be saying we wuz Elliots n shiet?
FUCK ALL OF YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
please give me Eric
>>27554965
pretty sure Sue is Dylan's moms name so that counts for something
Rolling for Columbine
or I gin Alchemistary
What the fuck is this gay ass shit
Orig
hodepodge
>>27554957
rolling for my fans and friends
>>27554957
gibe gut naem pls
STRAY BULLET
>>27554957
get. also original comment full of bullets.
Fred Durst
>>27554957
This shitty meme again?
SOOO EDGY
Ffs
Rolling for Columbine
Super original comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2lc_yWYd5o
I will post one of their favorite songs for good luck
I am the chosen one
Original commento
>>27554957
may I me?
>>27557911
>Doyle
>Dylan
Fuck, reroll
>>27557907
https://youtu.be/PTFwQP86BRs
More /columbine/core for good luck
>>27554957
Rolling for Elliot
Dylan and Eric are not important
>>27557900
Rerolling for Columbine
And, once again, an original comment
>>27557907
posting Eric's essay for better luck
>>27554965
same here familia
second choice is the supreme gentleman
>>27554957
rolling for pepe
Swag me out .
>>27554957
Any shooter name would be pretty ironic
>>27557987
I can see he was a very adept writer.
Rollan for vengeanve.
fuck off guys. I don't wanna shoot this place up too
>>27558177
Lewd.
I was also rudely muted.
>all the names in the world
>you give us two
Not gonna happen.
>Listening to Rammstein and Marilyn Manson for good luck
Rolling for bollen macrue
rolling for dylan
I have returned.
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby
>>27558301
>Making Doom levels for increased luck.
So edgy XD 10/10
>>27558263
Seems to be heavily biased towards english/american names
So we'll see it before long
cut my life
>>27554957
easy eric get
elliot please
Eric please get
fug :DD erig ged
>>27555870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3Kc8uzRRes
This Thread's Theme
only the cuckies of beta names in this thread baka (shaking my head)
>>27554957
>implying I'm not already the new Dylan
which one was the gay one? i want to be him
>>27558690
wrong this is thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNeOSLwsSLk
>>27558764
KMFDM
M
F
D
M
Don't you know whats gonna happen to you if your their reincarnation? Your gonna get shot
>>27558856
nah man you're gonna an hero
>>27558945
I have always found that picture kind of erotic. I hope their blood mixed.
>>27558945
>>27559021
/r9k/ everyone
There is no hope
>>27559249
Epic Simply Eric
someone in another thread got eric
why not this thread reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>27559249
>>27559270
Dank Dylan
>>27555075
HAHAHA
>>27554965
KEK IZ WITH US
>>27554957
please let there be one of the other also and let us be friends like Eric and Dylan were
I
Take
Seven
Kids
From
Columbine
>>27554957
Why can I never get a cool name like Seung
>tfw elliot
time to kill some roasties
Rolling for i don't know
Can we have this please
shooter get
Cmoooon gimme that Eric
We going for Columbine MK.2 tonight.
here goes eeeeeeeeeeeverything brooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>27554957
ROLLING FOR BETA UPRISING AND ORIGINALITY.
>>27560477
I`m going to roll some more while posting gifs.
>>27554957
Rolllllllllling Fast
bloxbloxblox
You are underestimating my ability to shitpost,you robotic fuck.
Every normie will fucking die.
>implying I`ll stop rolling for Eric or Dylan
I have nothing better to do than cuck the robot with extreme originality,constructivity and sanity.And blox as well.
Rrrrrroooollllll
Duck the robot
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I`m just picking random images from my general folder at this point.
And I`ll continue posting my pix until this thread hits image limit,I fucking swear.
I'ts time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and im all out of gum..
I hope you like shitty images anons and femanons(seeing as you`ll never leave).
>>27559249
>>27559270
>>27559954
Dylan and Eric sitting in a tree K I S S I N G
First comes love
Then comes Marriage
Then comes a barrage of bullets that makes your classmates look like a bloody miscarriage.
Huheguhehuhu
>be me
>in PE
>playing football with a bunch of other kids
>one of them`s a 8/10 qt
>game drags on
>suddenly qt decides for some reason she wants a piggyback ride from someone
>I offer my back
>she accepts
>I orgasm mentally as I feel her perfectly toned thighs around my NEET neck
>I need to drop her off
>drop angle is bad and I feel like my neck`s about to break
>I roll over yelling as she gets on her feet gracefully
>she shows genuine concern thinking she actually broke my neck
>offers me a hand up,with genuine concern
>I say I`m fine as I get up rubbing my spine. Mfw this happened.
>>27555115
Did he play world of warcraft?
I was only nine years old
I loved Esdeath so much, I owned all the body pillows and figures.
I pray to Esdeath every night, thanking her for the life I have been given
"Esdeath is love", I say, "Esdeath is life"
Kurome, my waifu, hears me and reminds me of our relationship
She is obviously jealous of my devotion to Esdeath
I called her a night raid member
She slaps me and sends me to my room
I am crying now, because I love her, but I have devoted my life to Esdeath
I go into my bed and it is very warm
I feel a chilling breeze moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It's Esdeath
I am so happy
She whispers into my ear, "Panicking leads to an early death"
She grabs me with her powerful ice magic and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Esdeath
She penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much, but I do it for Esdeath
I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against her force
I want to please the Esdeathsubreddit
She roars a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her magic
Kurome walks in
Esdeath looks her deep in the eyes and says, "The weak are destined to lie beneath the boots of the strong"
Esdeath leaves through my window
Esdeath is love, Esdeath is life
>be me
>middle of math class
>imagining future fanfiction scene of affection between a reformed Esdeath and Jacob Naish
>a voice goes off on the intercom
>it tells us to beware and evacuate
>before I can hear the whole thing I find myself rushing to the toilet in panic to piss before running out of nearby exit
>everyone on the yard
>get told is not a drill
>everyone is shouting "Allah Akbar" and hugging and high-fiving random people
>I tackle-hug a male classmate of mine and high five a girl
>we all walk out
>no moar school for teh day
Why am I not rolling Eric?
>>27560642
You are not getting your own image macro.
>>27555122
I like it haha
>>27560826
>Not realizing that I'm just shit posting in hopes of rolling eric or dylan
ITS DYLANN NOT DYLAN FUKIN NORMIESSS
>>27560866
Saving face, are we?
You are a cheeky one.
Rolling for birth name
>>27554957
Columbine 2: School Shootaloo
Hand in mine, into your icy blues
And then I'd say to you we could take to the highway
With this trunk of ammunition too
I'd end my days with you in a hail of bullets
>>27560934
Yes, Yes I am famalam
pls fampai
>>27561009
simply Erin
>>27561025
lose the attitude, Janelle
Sweet bb jesus
Those two weren't so bad, honestly. If you just imagine that each bullet was their raw, concentrated love that sped down their love shooters, then you can see how they were really just spreading love around their school to their classmates.
It is a sad world, to see that two pacifists out spreading love are portrayed as cold killers by the media.
>>27560826
Chad as a motherfucker. Based.
rollin for chad name
pls
Post your school address.
Lazarus get
rollin for Garrison
>>27561280
>Marty
A middle-aged white man with a Hispanic wife, and drinks beer a lot with his friends and posts women in bikinis on Facebook.
Close enough.
i can feel their spirits are with us in this thread
Rollin for eric
Lol, but I already graduated from high school.
No one's gotten it yet? Damn
>>27561844
>not bombing the fuck out of your high school the day you graduate
not worthy of the eric or dylan name
rolleroni raviolli
I am dylan :(
>>27554957
brb buying trench coat
>>27560697
Do you know nothing about him?
>>27554957
Who knew that there are so many names in the world that aren't "Dylan" or Eric?"
i'm getting upset
I don't I've a fuck what you say normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E. E E EE WHICH ONE EHICH ONE
rolling for my boy elliott
>>27562108
What's with the new random identifying trip? Is it mandatory now or are you guys making random accounts? Is this April fools joke?
this blade...
it shall pierce the heavens
then hell
then the bodies of those who oppose my will.
Rolling for shooter names
Am I a reincarnation yet?
>>27554957
allah hu akbar oc
YOU GUYS ARE ALRIGHT DON'T COME TO COLUMBINE HIGH SCHOOL TOMORROW!
soon robots, soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
It is Ioriginalessss
>>27560982
can someoe explain
Le columbine action heroes
